>*sniffs wine*>Hhhhmmm. Yes. I smell the vinyards of Italy. Of Rome. And that, that sight. What is that? Of, of course>*swirles wine in glass*>Yes. Yes! The Mediterranean, yes! The sea abundant with chaos. The tossing waves in storms as the ships sail to the south. To... to Egypt?>*drinks wine*>HUUUUUUGGGHHHHH I SEE NOW. I AM MARK ANTONY FUCKING CLEOPATRA. THIS WINE IS MY PENIS IN HER PUSSY HHHHNNNNGGGHHHHHHHHHH>*cums all over the floor*
>>287516788sir this wine came from napa valley
>>287516788
I only drink wine made with loli feet
>>287516848I see... it appears I was wrong... I'll see myself out of this establishment, good sir >*throws himself onto the nearest train tracks*
>>287516875better hope the train was delayed
>>287516788woaw...kino
Wine is my raisin to exist!
>>287516848The Judgement of Paris will never not make me laugh.
Ah, Japan, the famous land of bread, wine and cheese.
damn, the OP and ED are great
Gundam was actually way ahead of the curve. Char famously enjoyed Californian wine.
>the sudden realisation that you just poured a gorillion billion dollar glass of wine down the drain yesterday
>>287517907wasn't that just him shitting on the Zabis' attempt at being pompous?
>>287516788The OP is great.
>>287518167I always took it as something like "in the distant future, even Americans will be able to produce good wine".
Watching manic boys now
*sip*A toast, to /a/!
I wonder if Japan even has a single famous wine. Do they make their own Eucharist wine or do they import it?
>ah yes, this wine tastes like the feeling of being in a beautiful field while a mysterious woman disappears into the distance, leaving you wondering, "why?"
>>287518281
They really missed out on having miyano in this. It needs a few manic laughs. >Mm. Oh yes HAHHAAHAHA this wine *sniffs* KIMOCHII Hahahah it tastes like the fine nubile women in the south of france who's never washed. Absolutely divine
Wow, this is exactly like Juzo Itami's 1985 film "Tampopo"!! I clapped!! I clapped when I understood the reference!!!!
>>287518371>the foremost wine expert in the area is some old hoboamazing
How long have (you) been drinking for?
We going for perfume the story of a murderer now? Her grapes bloomed? what the fuck is that?
this guy is pretty generous, just letting them dig up some rare wine from his private stash like that
french hags erotic
I'm pretty sure this wasn't supposed to crack me up.
>10:28was that a fucking powerpoint transition, good god my sideshe just fucking slid in there at lightspeed
And the name of that hobo? Albert Winestein.
>>287518584>Albert Winestein.
the taste of 15 year old memories...of love fading away...
>>287518583Me whenever tasty wine is near.
>>287518679this anime is so unintentionally funny it's unreal
wine strong enough to bring a single manly tear to your eye
>>287518690between the threads and the show i couldn't have asked for a better show. everything is hilarious
>i'm sorry but the love of your life has a brain tumour>don't worry it's not life threatening though >he was able to deduce all of this just by subtly observing hershizuku should get into medicine if the wine business doesn't work out, he'd probably be able to smell cancer before it's found
>>287518281A toast!
This is how I imagine my life ending.
ENTER
...can you?
That painting is actually way more complicated that that. And it led to the vindication of Dali's schizophrenia as an art critic. Millet named it The Angelus but Dali saw right through it directly to the parental mourning.
>this wine...tastes like the fields of bordeaux...the very last place i ever held my mother in my arms...bro...
I'm drinking the cheapest red wine that was on special offer at the supermarket, feeling absolutely f/a/ncy right now.
>highly emotional flashback to him remembering his mothers death>he's just there lowering grapes into the coffin god this shouldn't be funny but i'm fucking dying here
THE ROTHSCHILDS!? (((THEM)))!?
I don't get it, are they supposed to be Catholic?
>sorry bro, the "the last memory of my mother" was incorrect, it does NOT taste like that>this random geezer you met last week is going to inherit your house now kek
both the ed and op are very stylish, good stuff
>>287518410I don't drink alcohol
>>287519144Point and laugh at this unf/a/ncy anon!
>>287516788I guess I'm just not schizo enough to enjoy the taste of wine
>>287519144I rather drink as well, maybe a white wine occasionally or when i make homemade osthmanthsis wine
At about 1:30 I swear the guy's VA starts speaking while the girl is the one moving her mouth. I don't know what they intended there but it was very confusing.
>>287519144you're not elegant enough to post here
>>287519107He tasted the paint. It was all an elaborate prank.
>>287518745are they gonna fuck
>>287519059It's a minority religion but there's still a few hundred thousand Japanese Catholics.
>>287518994I thought the woman was carrying her baby in her arms, I guess I have Dali's schizophrenia nowcool
>>287519236Something that really fucks me up is that there are more canonised Japonese Catholic Saints than there are Portuguese Saints.
>>287519179it's a montage
I hope anons eventually start posting pictures of the fancy elegant wines they're drinking while enjoying this show.
>>287519196no he's going to fuck the adopted bro while having tears streaming down his face>"IT'S WHAT DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED. why else would dad have specifically sent that bottle of wine that upon tasting it smells like just cum dripping off a goat surrounded by warm sunlight with rain misted grapes around it?"
>>287518728Can't wait for the food pairing.
>>287519269Yes but it only lasted for a few shots and it caught me off guard.
>>287519361You might be getting ahead of yourself, fujonon. Though that said the chances that his dad made him taste semen are not zero.
>mmmwwwaaahhhhh thefrench... wine
I'm such a fucking winelet, it's embarrassing. I've never even experienced one shared schizophrenic hallucination after tasting wine. What price range do I have to reastically be looking at to unlock this hidden ability?
>>287519662So I should just get in to dadson incest is what i'm reading
>>287519748it's got nothing to do with price, it's all based on consumptionyou have to drink wine for about 3 years and develop mild cirrhosis before you start having visions
>>287519748It's honestly more about exposure than anything else. And it takes time and dedication. It can be a very pricey hobby.
>>287519748Always order the second most expensive wine at a restaurantThis is because it is virtually equivalent in terms of quality and taste to the most expensive, yet will be about 25% of the cost of the most expensive, which they keep exclusively to bait retards into buying thousand dollar bottles to flex on their instagram reels. The second most expensive will probably be between $100-200 total. It'll probably give you and the lady you are dining with both orgasms at the table while you are mentally transported to a warm sunny day in the hills of spain
>>287519845the restaurants know about this trick and the 2nd most expensive is also bait and is usually cheap swillreal pros know you have to order the THIRD most expensive for the optimal taste to price ratio
>>287519861>>287519845what if i don't have a lady and red wine gives me unbearable heartburn?
>>287519845Lmao. Me and my mate have a rule where we always order the second cheapest, on the basis that "the cheapest will be shit but one up from that should be alright."
>>287519900just drink by yourself, it will give you an air of mystery and make the ladies come to you
>>287519861Personally, I'm a restaurant owner and I'm telling you guys this because I like you. You should he ordering the 4th most expensive wine and tell the waiter>the stregnth of the vine makes the sweetest of grapesThis is code, and will signal us to pour our best wine for (You) and secretly pour our worst for your lady date. She won't be able to tell the difference, but she will think you just ordered the best for her
>>287519900You cant handle my strongest wines, traveler
>>287516788Here we go. This wine is a new-world wine. This wine is from California. This wine is central coast. This wine is a Petit Sirah. This wine is from a high-quality producer, and it's 2008.
>kami no shizukuIs that a reference to "hic est enim calix sanguinis mei"?
>>287519929>anon sits down alone at a table in a fancy restaurant>he scans the room and locks eyes with a every woman in the room, projecting a mysterious aura>he proceeds to order he most expensive bottle of wine they have, and drinks it despite it giving him painful heartburn>he pretends he's fine and tries to maintain his aura in the hopes that one of the women in the restaurant will come up and start talking to him>he does this once a week, every week
>>287520094nyes
>>287519900Try increasing your Vitamin D3 intake. That's worked wonders for my GERD.
>>287520271I don't have gerd. it's only red wine that does this
>mark anthony
This show is fucking amazing
>>287520289Wine in general can cause heartburn because they're acidic, but if it's just red wine in particular it might be a reaction to the higher amounts of resveratrol.
Did you guys know you can combine red wine and white wine to make pink wine?
>>287520685
red wine makes me flush like you wouldnt believe
>>287520685abomination
>>287520685That's just what Rosé is.
>>287520953That's a hapa singer from new zealand dudeDon't try to trick me
>>287520660>resveratrolit's real. Maybe this is what it was the whole time
When I drink alcohol, I always end with nausea + puking first before losing my sense of judgment or IQ, what gives?
>>287521075Strong mindWeak body
>>287521030Um, it's actually a plant.
>>287521075Drink it with food and make sure to have a glass of water as well.
>>287521075You just need to drink every day. Eventually you'll start puking when you DON'T drink.
>>287520685that shit is illegal to do
>>287521075just don't drink it, it's that easy
>>287520112no one replied to you, so i'll tell you you made me laugh hysterically
>>287518584
>>287521947They see your wine.
>>287518584lel
>>287516848kek got me
What are /our/ thoughts on this?
>>287522361i have a feeling this will come in handy in these threads
>>287522361russian wine...
>>287522394Goodbye Napa Valley. Hello Boise, Idaho.
>>287518402I'm ready for the bum wine arc.
>>287522361When has extrapolated climate change over several decades ever been right?
On God, that's some rizzing sour grapes, no cap.
>>287522457I don't know, but I can say that we used to get a lot of snow here in winter, and now we get basically none. I remember having two weeks off from school because of the amount of snow that was falling when I was like ten. It hasn't even snowed on Christmas the past few years.t. Bong.
>>287522361Oh no my grapes!
>>287519037*sniiiiiff* ah yes... this vintage... the beverages isle at midday... next to the franzia... i save $2.39 by using my club card...
>>287522452>ah yes... the sharp tang of the orange juice... the warm comforting feeling of the stale bread... this wine evokes the feeling of being stabbed in the chest 47 times in the showers at the Mississippi State Penitentiary.
never change /a/. best show of the season
>>287522607>never change /a/It's literally 3 anons btw
>>287522638all me btw
>>287522638I said what I said.
>>287522656Me in the middle.
>>287519181Alcohol-free wine exists.
>>287522736Yeah it's called grape juice.
I fondly remember shooting all those javs...
>>287521075You need to keep drinking through the pain.
>>287522361A future without Port wine would be extremely grim, not gonna lie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwG5Ial0jLQ
I'll just stick to reading the threads, the anime is painful to watch.
>>287523086It's genuinely not that bad. And it has plenty of unintentionally funny moments.
>>287523086It's peak comedy, I don't know what you're on about.
>>287522935Is this the thread?
>>287522978Don't worry, Norfolk will be the new Douro Valley.
>>287523136Drukposting? On MY /a/?? How powerful is this show?
>>287522361I don't understand why the main wine growing region of Germany would be lost while the rest of Germany becomes suitable.
>>287523363They're gonna salt the fields out of spite I guess.
>>287522590Ah, yes, sir, please bring me your finest jenkem. Oh, this fine body, this splendid odour, it must be a Jamal Toiletbrew vintage. What an amazing treat!
shes cute
>>287522935
>>287523086Read the manga then.
Reading the manga alongside the anime is really highlighting just how truncated the latter is.
Is this a parody? Surely the mangaka must get how retarded the entire thing is.
>>287523645>mmm yes
>>287523900Don't drink and write, folks.
>>287518371Tampopo is a fun movie and not such a low hanging pop culture reference to be worthy of the memberberry/clap treatment. Something like Tampopo's opening being one long YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN TRUCK GUYS RIGHT! is more that speed.
>>287523234w'ere Drunk posting
>no more wine left
>>287523900The manga is 70+ volumes long which is longer than most other manga titles.
>>287524055Genuinely one of my favorite films of all time. The fucking yakuza robbed Japan of one of their last greatest filmmakers way too soon. Can't recommend it enough to anyone who happens to read this post and hasn't seen it. It's really great cinema.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlucI1TsGBc
>>287523900wine snobbery is like a perfect storm on the japanese psyche
>>287524126Real men drink spirits
>>287519037Never let an opportunity to make necrowine go to waste.
>>287519053Actually yes, those very same Rothschilds. Kind of amazing that they would mention them so soon.
>>287524226>The fucking yakuza robbed Japan of one of their last greatest filmmakers way too soon.All because they couldn't take a fucking joke.
so what happens when all the winos finish drinking all the wine from hundreds of years agothey can't exactly make fucking more of it now can they
>>287522736>Alcohol-free wine exists.What is this? A protestant congregation??
>>287524226>The fucking yakuza robbed Japan of one of their last greatest filmmakers way too soon>>287524566>All because they couldn't take a fucking joke.QRD?
>>287524606/qrd/: Juzo makes a(nother) movie about the yakuza portraying them (again) as just loud, stupid bullies and this time they get so buttmad that they suicide him with a fully complicit police investigation and media. Officially, he cheated on his wife and he killed himself out of shame, and his wife then publicly stated that Juzo was too based to fuck around and give a fuck.
>>287524743Iirc, a former Goto-gumi guy also admitted to Jake Adelstein in an interview that they killed him.
>>287524571They do what the chinks do: pour cheaper shit into fancy bottles and lie.
>>287524743they really proved him wrong with that move...
>>287524949I hope I'm remembering this right, but there was a previous attempt made on Juzo Itami's life where the yakuza cornered him on top of a building, pointed a gun at him and told him to jump off or they'd shoot him.>"Huh? Then shoot me!"The yakuza goons were so dumbfounded they didn't know what to do.Fucking Juzo Itami, man, the guy was such a legend. His filmography is really great, Tampopo and Supermarket Woman are top kinography.
>>287525058They slashed his face not too long after Minbo hit theaters (also a kino movie.)
Oh shit did they finally make an anime of this show? I remember enjoying the few volumes I read through, hon hon.
>>287525058Wouldn't be surprised if what actually happened is they were told to threaten him until he apologized and instead he called their bluff.
>>287524439Real men drink exclusively Super Bocc™.
>>287524439But I've lost my spirit...
>>287519912There's a brand around me that's literally that concept.
>>287525814is it ok though
>>287525814The art on it pisses me off.
>>287525872Four Locos are probably more your type
>>287525814I'm not even a wine snob and this image seems purposefully made for me to seethe eternally.
I like apple juice personally.
>>287525890Never had them.
>>287525814Incredibly obnoxious branding
>>287525814He's literally me.
>>287525814based grocery outlet always has your back
>>287517837wow odette khan was hot
>>287517837This is sincerely one of the funniest cases of national butthurt I've ever come across.
>>287516788I just woke up
>>287528111
>>287527394Similar to brazilians getting raped by the germans 7-1
What's Johnathan Joestar's next move?
>>287517837>demanded her scorecard back I think this is indicative of their unspoken honhonhon bias and makes me trust these wine "judges" even less French anything is overrated shit, with the exception of franco-japanese animation from the 80-90s.
That feeling when I'm just a beer guy so I'll never fit in with the cool fancy wine drinking anons ITT.
>>287529938Dont worry anon, we're all just memeingWe are all as retarded as (You) are
>>287529752bande-dessinee is great
>>287519971the restaurants know about this trick and the 4th most expensive is also bait and is usually cheap swillreal pros know you have to order the FIFTH most expensive for the optimal taste to price ratio
>>287530066wine arr taste same, so always order the cheapest one
Very happy this finally got an anime. The America arc gave me the biggest laugh in the whole series but I don't know if the anime will get there. Plus it's cool to see my own town in a manga.
>wh*te wom*n sex tourism
>>287530092My unironic wine drinking friends make fun of me because I only truly enjoy refreshing white wines and yummy dessert wines. But you can definitely tell the difference between something that is really good and something that is just drinkable. Port wine is the single most delicious thing with alcohol that you can pour on a glass, it's kind of mind blowing how great it is. But this isn't exactly the kind of experience wine tasters chase after, dessert wines are junior league stuff or simply relegated to certain culinary applications.
VGH! THIS VVINE IS SVGOI!
>(((rothschild)))
>>287530294I couldn't stop giggling at this for so many reasons. First off, a Mouton-Rothschild right off the bat is crazy funny. Secondly, the entire silliness of the situation was too much for me, his father picked a vintage from the year his mother died, almost like he wanted his son to imagine how nicely his mom was fermenting in oak or whatever. So fucking funny.
>>287530367>this wine>mmmhhhmmmm this wine... it's from the year of my conception>yea, I remember now>I remember being a sperm cell on the long pilgrimage from testicle to egg>the true nature of this wine is... nakedshi that leads to my specific creation>... thank you, papa
Here's to another 22 episodes!
>>287530550orange juice > wine
>>287530575Mimosas are nice.
>>287529752Why would you ever have trust in some professional rotten grape juice enthusiast to begin with?
>>287530740I guess the least they could do is rank the rotten grapes juices fairly instead of giving into nationalistic bias.
>>287530550Season 2 when?
>>287516848>>287517837>Although Spurrier had invited many reporters to the original 1976 tasting, the only reporter to attend was George M. Taber from Time, who promptly revealed the results to the world.[14] The horrified and enraged leaders of the French wine industry then banned Spurrier from the nation's prestigious wine-tasting tour for a year, apparently as punishment for the damage his tasting had done to its former image of superiority.[3] The tasting was not covered by the French press, who almost ignored the story.imagine being so anally blasted by a friendly wine tasting event that the entire national media tries to memoryhole it
winebros????????????????????
>>287516788KINOKINOKINO
>shizukuwhy is his name like a girl is he faggot lol?
wtf what aa fuck,ing SLUT bros like unironically a THOT
>1 wine cucks you>1 wine she embraces ulmao bros
>>287532817Sadly it makes perfect sense. If your major luxury export product sells on reputation and vibes rather than actual product quality, the only thing you can do is to try to keep the illusion going. The frogs basically HAD to throw a hissy fit or else it would've been a tacit admission that they're ripping people off with their second rate wine. The conman cannot just come clean in front of the jury if he wants to find more marks in the future.
>>287516788I truly grieve for people who can't enjoy wine. The cope is infinite.>>287516848I had a Beringer Napa Valley merlot a couple weeks ago that was exquisite. Honestly quite pleasantly surprised.
>>287533468>their second rate wineExcept it's not second rate wine.
>>287529938I hate this false idea that wine is fancy and exclusionary. Come on people grow up.
>>287533872>ameriturd posturing as wine connoisseurLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>287534018What "connoisseur"? You don't need to be a connoisseur to enjoy wine. That whole thing kind of smells of insecurity. Does greentext cope make you happy?also I live in Japan thoughbeit
>>287533365>NOOOO! AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE? I HAVE ZERO AGENCY AND ABSOLUTELY M U S T FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT!! THERE IS SIMPLY NO WAY TO TELL MY FAMILY THAT I WILL NOT MARRY HIM!! INSTEAD I WILL GO AND SLUT IT UP FOR A YEAR IN THE LAND OF THE THOUSAND FOLDED SUN AND THINK THAT I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, BUT IN REALITY I'M JUST USING HIM AS AN ESCAPE FROM MY OWN PROBLEMS, WHICH I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO ESCAPE FROM ANYWAYS!!! I NOW HAVE TO SPEND FIFTEEN YEARS MARRIED TO A PERSON I WILL NEVER LOVE AND RAISE CHILDREN I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL WHILE THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE FLING FROM OVER A DECADE AGO. MY LIFE IS TRULY SUFFERING ON AN IMMENSE LEVEL! THERE IS NO WAY THIS HAS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED! AND NOW I HAVE A LE BRAIN TUMOR AND DECIDED TO DESTROY THE FAMILY I ALREADY DIDN'T LIKE, AND DAMAGE THE LIVES OF MY CHILDREN IMMENSELY. THIS WAS UNAVOIDABLE!!!wines for this feel, bros?
>>287530112what happens in it?
>>287534633Wealthy French hags are truly an enigma to the anon mind.
>>287534633undecanted Château de Weebnigger, special harvest 1992 by Le Seething Anons
>>287536416>hmmm the aroma brings me back...>oh.. I can feel it... I'm inside an imageboard...>there it is! the body of the aroma! the cope seethe and dilation of an anon, probably with a gape wound!>SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF>aaah what a delicacy... yeah this feels like... yeah the sneethe is for the elections!>WHAT AN AROMA>*cums in his pants*pondering.
>>287536690(*￣▽￣)ﾌﾌﾌｯ
>>287534633calm down Erika Kirk...
>>287535507The most American thing of course
>>287534059fuck off sharteen
>>287537398>go to america>get shotEL CLASSICO
>>287522457Being from one of those “new areas”, I can tell you it’s already happening. Hell, people are starting to grow aloe vera here, which would be unthinkable 50 years ago.
>>287537512You joke, but this actually happened to a son of my coworker. Poor kid wanted to see the glorious US of A, two weeks later his mom got the news that he was shot to death. The entire transnational corpo network was horrified, because here you have a higher chance of falling to your death in some mountain ravine than getting shot by a random stranger.
>>287537877America... not even once.
>>287537398The author is well aware of our language.
>>287530550To Precure!
>>287539757I don't think 12y olds can drink wine
>>287539837good thing the younger guy is drinking grape juice then
>>287537877Chances are he went to areas where... certain... demographics live. These places are widely considered the absolute worst of the worst by all normal americans, who don't go around shooting eachother, despite popular belief. Imagine if a person in your country deliberately went to hang around and play around those ravines on purpose. Would you be surprised if he fell and died?
>show is so shit most anons are just talking about real life wine and stuffKek
>>287533923It's not exactly exclusionary, but it is the most autistic alcohol even compared to beer if you want to understand general flavor profile of the grape, let alone what terroir and aging does to the wine.
>>287541261> Anon thinks we're talking about wine because the show is bad
>>287541261Anon, the manga is 99 percent wine autism.
>>287541261Anons are talking about wine in a wine related anime? Please say it isn't so.
Thank you fine gentlemen for alerting me that this fine animated program has been released. I think I shall uncork a bottle of French champagne in celebration this evening. A toast to you all.
>>287537877Shit, you reminded me of a similar story with the coworker of my sister:He was sent on a mission to Africa (don't remember which country exactly) and died from illness after 2 weeks there. Officially, he died from malaria but they don't actually what killed him.
>>287543240>French champagne
My name is Raymond, and I drink Raymond wine.
>>287518410My best friend turned 25 three years ago, and I bought him a bottle to celebrate., even though I hadn't liked any I'd been served up until that point. When we drank it together, I learned that it's much more enjoyable to drink wine you picked out yourself instead of relying on other peoples' taste.
>>287543240>>287544160Mmmmwwwwwaaahhhhhhh thefrenchChampaign hasalwaysben celebrated for itsexcellencethere is a californiaChampaign by paul massohnt
>>287544272Gay boys
>>287544272Your homolust for your boyfriend enhanced your enjoyment of the wine.
>>287544272Corks once pulled don't go in the ass, anon.
>>287543240Most champagne are overrated or overpriced, very often both at the same time.I only drink Breton Fils champagne.
>>287516848
>>287521075For me it's the insomnia.
