its glue time hehehehehehe
now now /a/, please don't rush to eat the glue
>>287519582That scene was really fucking funny.
Holy shit hakase is so sexy
this is animal cruelty
Id glue her if you catch my drift
>>287519582That's a big glue
>>287519734>telling me not to do somethingFUCK you I'm gonna eat it ALL!!
>>287519582Hotglue?
>>287520819based free thinker
>>287519582what did she cat-ch?
>>287519582Glue time?
>>287519734If Hakase squirted it, it's going in my mouth.
>>287522750This resurfaced a buried memory. I literally did this when I was 5yo. What we'd do is put the glue on our hands then creep people out by peeling it off and pretend it was skin.Thinking back, the horrified reactions were probably not because of the fake skin but at how stupid these kids are.
>>287523512I used to do this but with pretending to throw up at theme parks. We'd chew up some candy and slosh coke around in our mouth so it foamed a little then just pretend to throw up near crowds. We thought people were so freaked out but they definitely just thought we were retarded in retrospect.
>>287523512Classic kid's prank. I also did that.
>>287519582why is this stupid bitch spilling glue all over the floor?
>>287519582Isn't this illegal?
>>287526617technically yes. Setting traps around your property, at least in america, is considered illegal. It is considered a trap if causes a dangerous condition that endangers or injures someone, or if it's intended to trap someone. This is because innocent people, like children and police, could get caught and injured. In this case, a cat was nearly suffocated to death. So she is worthless criminal scum that would get charged for reckless endangerment and animal cruelty at minimum, and she needs prison time.
>>287520699UUUU
>>287519582Who would be stupid enough to fall for this? Come on now
OH N-
>>287519930>>287522933Plz no... Not Hakase... She’s too pure...
>>287528395I lol'd
>>287528174Don't be so unkind.
>>287528395Fucking dammit... she got me...
>>287526376Can't you read? She literally says why.
>>287519930that's a child you sick fuck
sakamoto literally could have died btw
>>287519930>>287528355>>287522933>>287531219I have plenty of hot glue in my balls that I want to squirt all over Hakase's face and bare chest.
>>287528271Hoisted by your own petard
Hakase is the most evil scientist on /a/. Desty Nova, Bondrewd and Orochimaru combined couldn't compare to the cold calculating evil of this cat-tail-pulling pantyless psycopath. All of those characters were punished more than she was. This is because she found out that the best way to get away with everything is to be cute. The other three simply aren't moe enough.
>>287531974
Imagine if you fucked nano in the glue but you ended up getting stuck together with your dick inside her
>>287531372Posted by my own retard
>>287531974Furry bondrewd was moe.
>>287519930Commit suicide at your earliest possible convinience
>>287527757Yea, on the surface it seems gay. Like, obviously, I would be setting traps for the inevitable invaders (im schizo. I KNOW it will happen), but there's always a chance that a EMT or something has to enter my house to defibrillator me after a 17 hour goon-sesh where I overdose on xanax and play H-games and get drunk too. If some random ambulancefag gets caught in my comically large spike trap, it would be uncool.
>>287531974Bondrewd was punished? I only recall him getting everything he ever wanted
>>287523512>What we'd do is put the glue on our hands then creep people out by peeling it off and pretend it was skin.same. It's funny the kind of stuff kids do when bored.
Why is she a genius?It doesn't make any sense.
>>287536390ingesting semen raises iqthat's how your dad raised your IQ from 20 to 45
>>287536408But enough about yourself, whether it's your fantasies or actual past.Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>287519582if you jerk off with glue it's like umas giving you a handjob
