>>287521904He watched too much loli porn and just found out what an "outie" looks like.
he's right irl pussies look fucking eldritch
it was probably brown from repetitive trauma
>>287521904she probably had the Hope Solo Arbys special.
>>287522037Does that really happen?
What is Mengo up to right now?
>>287522037Been a while since I read this one shot but I believe she was a virgin too. It was probably bushy and had flaps
>>287521904Why does she seethe so much? He's didn't even say it's a problem, just that he was surprised.
>>287522140yeah, bruises but permanent
>>287521904>this page mindbroke whoresAny other pages like this?
Back in highschool i had a gf that never showed it to me, she did everything else but that, so to this day i wonder why she refused and what did it look like... i'll never know
Bags of sand
>>287522392that would be shocking to see
>>287521904> hope it's a flower> small darkerd delimeat slices with a hole and hair around itasian chicks vags are surprising
>>287521904>"boom, suave..."
>>287522320Probably had a complex about it from past traumas, worst case scenario, it's probably mutilated.
>>287522140look at your dick holms
>>287522815Sounds like Gastrodia agnicellus
>>287523015>Gastrodia agnicellusgoddamn, it looks like the head of a dried up fish
>>287523068you looked it up? sick fuck
>>287522140genitals in general have more pigment than the rest of the body
>>287523582i didn't think it would be that bad desu... this could be the new blue waffle but more tame
Back of the knee maybe?
>>287522031What if he was used to watching hag porn and was surprised to see that girl's looking bald and peach-like?
>cunnilingus fetish>3D vaginas are disgustingfeels bad man
>>287524430Just focus on the clit, the lips are worthless
>>287522987Mine looks fine
>>287524487must be brown eyes then
>>287523015>expecting to learn about some horrible new genital disease/condition>it's just a flower
>>287521904When I was a kid I thought they look like pig snouts.
>>287524825How'd you know?
>>287522031Vaginas generally aren't aesthetically pleasing but it doesn't matter because they're function over form. It's not a big deal
>>287524469The clit is what makes it gross & gay
>>287525041It's only gay of the balls touch
>>287521904What happens next?
>>287521904
>>287521904You ever make a grilled cheese sandwich on the stovetop then try to pull the two pieces of bread apart with the melted cheese?That.
>>287521904What is Mengo doing these days?
>>287526523eh, i've seen worse
>>287521904for me it was expecting IRL women to have perfect puffy vulva pussies like in my hentais and then getting disappointed when I was presented with roast beef
>>287521904Not beagle ears
>>287527152>No labia>No clit>No pussy hair>Just a hairless discreet crackWhat you anons are looking for is a butt
>>287521904Like flower petals or what half an apple looks like. Instead he was presented with a Arby's Beef Supreme.
I had a redhead gf with an absolutely perfect looking vagina for a while in collegeI really don't blame women for getting labiaplasties because aesthetically it's like the difference between a big uncut dick and a small dry dick with scars. Honestly there should be less stigma about that sort of thing, because if men could get surgery to make their dicks more attractive everyone would.
>>287521904He was expecting it to be all blurry like in porn.
>>287521904>wait why isn't it pixelated???
>>287528431>Unmutilated penis equals mutilated pussyJust say you're African anon. At least muslims aren't hypocrites and make sure all the babies get cut.
>>287528547the forskin isn't comparable to the labia minora, the female equivalent is the clitoral hood, which I would not recommend trying to reduce.
>>287528583You're right, cutting off the labia minora would be like cutting off the entire penis shaft. But most muslims do only cut off the clitoral hood when they practice female circ. Africans remove all of it, the clitoral prepuce and labia minora and sometimes even the clitoris itself.
>>287521904Why do retards over analyze this shit every time? He just said something offhand because he's never seen one before. The whole point is that both of them are awkward retards in their own unable to communicate properly with the opposite sex.
>>287528599>cutting off the labia minora would be like cutting off the entire penis shaftI suggest you look at a vagina someday
why are we cutting off pieces of genitals in the first place
>>287521904Certainly not like a well-done roast beef.
>>287528431This. Labiaplasty, vaginal bleaching and kegel exercises should be normalized just like jelqing and penis bleaching are.I want my vaginas to have uniform coloration, symmetry, tightness and aesthetic value.
>>287528680
>>287528791>penis skin = labia minorayeah and if you had a bunch of extra skin hanging on the underside of your cock like a turkey's neck I'd also support your choice to get that removed
>>287528783>penis bleachingwhat
>>287528814>I'd support skinning your penis because of "aesthetics"You're mentally ill then.
Just as God intended.
>>287528878I support people having control over their bodies
>>287528957>actually cutting off your clitoris, the place with the most nerve endingsAs mentally ill as americans cutting off their foreskin lol
>>287529203The most pleasurable part is the clitoral foreskin which a lot of cultures cut off. I'm convinced Western society only doesn't because that would be acknowledging the existence of the clitoris
>>287529203the guy who popularized male circumcision in america also wanted to make female circumcision mainstream too.
>>287521904like coins
>>287521904haven't seen this in a while, wow
>>287524960>Vaginas generally aren't aesthetically pleasing but it doesn't matter because they're function over form. It's not a big dealYet everyone and their mom ORDERS you to treat them like beautiful blooming flowers, bruh
>>287522320"She" was a boy.
>>287522031always been called weird irl for thinking same way as you but i've always said it, if you look at a vagina without being horny, you'd realize how fucking weird (and kinda ugly) pussies are
>>287522263Women need to be upset at all times. If there isn't a reason, they make up one.
>>287521904i wanna see it!
>>287524825>>287524955
>>287521904>expect virginal pink innie pussy >gets well done roast beef ridden with STDsMany such cases.
Are you guys suggesting they don't look like they do in JAVs
>>287522031/thread
>>287528957This is beyond deranged
>>287521904Okay now post the real page
>>287531477Now that there is more awareness about the clitoris, proponents of FGM say that ~only~ removing the labia minora and clitoral hood is actually healthier for the clitoral glans and keeps it cleaner. Of course though, the true purpose is just the last sentence: to reduce libido/incentive to have sex in general.
Who cares what it looks like just stick your dick in. Now if the girl's a known slut that's one thing but an ugly virgin pussy isn't worth complaining about.
>>287531767That is the real page.
>>287521904Is this Aqua and Akane?
>>287531767Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.
>>287522031Unfortunately it’s due to genetics
>>287521904A template thread like this.
>>287521904Ive never seen one and i'm a wizard.
>>287532153KEK
>>287531767
I once got warned for posting that one shot page. Apparently people trolled/spammed with it but that had nothing to do with my thread. SAD
>>287532178That's really unfair then.
>>287528791Did you post this to prove you're retarded?
>>287521904He was expecting a penis down there, his disappointment is understandable
>>287534711idiot
>>287521904Like this.
>>287536213>cutting off the labia minora would be like cutting off the entire penis shaft.> Penis SkinYou're esl.
>>287536634The penis skin is part of the shaft you fucking retard
>>287521904why is she so angry about it i'll neve understand
>>287536964Well, if you finally get a woman to see you naked, then you show her your dick and her response is "Well, that looks weird, not what I expected" you would be annoyed too
Taking the skinball to tuna town
>>287524430faggot, ive eaten a dozen pussies. close your eyes and savor the taste.
>>287536989The shaft is the external erectile tissue. The labia minora is the external erectile tissue. They're directly homologues.
>>287537112She pees there from there, gross
>>287528957horrifyingthis isnt /lit/ but if you wanna read a book, the Sleeping Beauty trilogy has a hot yuri scene where Beauty, an oppai JK goddess, gives an orgasm to a woman who has been mutilated by Muslim psychos. its intense and one of like three scenes of yuri in the book.
>>287534711 No I posted it to see how long it would take for the resident brainlet to out himself. Thanks for volunteering.
>>287522140No. The colour of your genitals are just due to melanin like the rest of your skin colour, but the pigment tends to be more concentrated, hence why 'pale' people can still have dark nipples. Asia in general has a huge mix of genetic ancestry that's poorly tracked and understood, so it's basically a genetic diceroll if your genitals will be light or dark but they've invented their own broscience superstition that genitals darken with use and all dark pussies are secretly just huge sluts.
>>287522031>>287524430>>287526279>>287528431my first time seeing irl vagina was around 2001 when i was watching inuyasha with my girlfriend when she suddenly decided to strip and finally show me the goodsi still vividly remember those nasty wizard sleeves hanging there and flapping around in the imaginary wind while our show ran in the backround, it was not really what i expectedhavent watched it again
>>287540149You make it sound like you were grossed out.
