Kita is a beacon of warmth and kindness and she has unified trillions of people across the world. It has now been Kita’s birthday in Japan for a couple hours. Happy Birthday Kita!
Kita is now a hag
We just need to make 1000 posts in one week
Happy birthday ikuyo
>>287586336Right after Hitler’s birthday?
hbd kita
>>287586336Same bday as big man Addie?
>>287586499Happy accident
Kitaaaaaannnn
minusk9 truly is a pillar of our community
Kita love…
>>287586336hapiba kita
>fixed everyone and made everyone come together and stop fightinghow did she do it
There was already a birthday thread up…
>>287586336Kita is flat
>>287586807Unfortunately it was a complete piece of dogshit and Kita deserves better.
>>287586788Is she the Ringo?
>>287586336My fuarking hero…
can we really do two threads back to back
She saved kessoku band.
ayieeee let me go home for my wife’s birthday
happy birthday kitan
>>287586336Kita is a bitch.
OK IKUYO
>>287586336Kita is a precious national treasure.
>>287586336Just for today, I will do it 3 times
Kita omedeto!
Shit I forgot about timezones. I thought I would have today to retain my semen at least
Kita will get her favourite girlfriend today
500 kitagasm
>>287587345by me
The greatest day of the year!
i will kitagasm once for every post in this thread
Hamaz is dead.
k- k- k- kita… what are you trying to say…
How about +1 hour of edging for every post in this thread?
>>287586336
>>287586825Yes
>for my birthday i want you all to wear the kitacage for a month! you can handle it right boys~Why did Kita canonically say this to thousands of her loyal obsessed fans
>>287587434>>287587510
>>287586898Kita deserves her own board
The cutest and noisiest
Kita rough handjob that destroys my frenulum and splits my foreskin.
Sex icon
>>287587345nijika the evil
>>287587504They make her too hot in these collabs it’s going to kill me
>>287587871shes so intimidating..
>>287587688This kills uncs
>>287586788>made everyone comeNot me. I'm attracted to alcoholics.
I’m out of semen.
>>287587436KITACHANG KANGS ARE SO BACK
*CUMS*
>>287588281How does she do it
again
i should laser the word kita on my penis
>>287588682Big cute hand
punished bocchi
>>287588682>girl on the right staring directly at camera wtf scary
>>287588262
>>287589003Kita sent me this as a friend
>>287589003man shoulder
>>287589016>>287589095The Kitanon experience
i really liked btr and i like kitabut honestly can't ever engage in any fucking kitaposting, because i'll immediately associate myself with literal mentally ill schizoid kitaposters, and this is coming from someone on his 20th year in this place. literally cannot fucking stand ANY btr / kita threads because of deranged fucking kitaposters, "i want kita to step on my balls!" "kita why are you looking at me like that?" fucking literal mentally ill motherfuckers, i wish the plage upon your kind
let's larp
>>287589239that’s what they all say
I want kita to step on my balls!
Me too, sex with kita
I'm a normal Kitaposter
Every Kitapost is made by me
Vanilla sex with kita
stop loving flat red women
come home white man
>>287589805isn't left too gay?
>>287589694I need to hold all that flat against my face
>>287589970i can fix her
>>287590009aren't they not only gay but alcoholic smokers too?
>>287589239For what it's worth you're not the only one. Though even without the erp and cbt retards bocchi threads are still complete dogshit.
>>287589239Blue bros are chillcome join us
>>287589239I will absorb all the ballbusting to protect you.
I want to quit my job and post Kita all day again
who tf is bocchi?
>>287587211KITAIKUYO
>>287589805>ntr smile
the eros of the ironic distance between her sunny public demeanor and her absolute private sexual cruelty
>>287590235I know they know
It's been a year since then
the eros of her absolute vagina
>>287590434she is dead, it's time to let go
>>287588682pov: you’re stalking kita
We all need a Kita gf.>>287586528NIGGA HAIL KITA
>>287590832I need to be enslaved by that
Kita is a connoisseur of climax and cumshot and she has brought trillions of people to orgasm across the world.
LOVE EXTROARYANS
WORSHIP EXTROLORDS
>>287586336How old is she now?
>>287591426Old enough to clinch a shiawase spiral
I will give Kita the gift of sex
>>287591610She's taking it back to the store for a refund or credit.
she would NEVER
blud who tf is hamadi
I hate when I save a bunch of images but can't use them because they're PNGs with massive file sizes.
>>287591679And then she laughed with all her friends about how LAME the gift the was.
>>287591704who is that on the leftshe looks... unfamiliar
>>287591721Mango kamen
>>287591721Manko kiken
I will give Kita the gift of my key
any good art of the blonde gaijin in drunkards bando? Loved her voice in the 3 scenes she was in. (please S2)
How does an alcoholic get a body like this?
>>287591930eraserhead
Which part of Kita's body inspires the most loyalty in her fans?
>>2875920821 hands2 foots 3 helicopter landing pad4 shrimp tempura 5 tomato6 triangular eyelid
>>287592322Kita-chan no... EBI FURAI...
kitards, there's still time
>>287592518Would this fit my dark triad biker persona
I have not revealed even one percent of my CBT power level
I don't always think about CBT. Sometimes it's just regular enkou.
happy kitaday
Kita so cuteLove kita 4eva
What if you were the largest and strongest guy on earth but you got dominated by this
I am Kita's property
>>287587504kita shorts SEXO one billion
What if you got isekaid but like instead of an overpowered power fantasy you just spawn as their slave
>>287594256how would it be an isekai if you were just in Japan?
>>287594282kitakai
>>287594256*Penis explodes
>>287586336need this with her
marriage is a union between one man and one rhythm guitarist
kita
>>287594430That would heal me so holistically that everyone in my house would be healed by proxy
Kita is a bacon of narwhal and she has earned trillions in reddit gold over the years.
the wholesomist chungus
>>287594755I need to snuggle those tail and ears
hai, kinoko~
>>287594755what does it smell like
>>287595326cum
an isosta star who is kind to otaku
>>287595376Kita: thinks the shock collar looks greatNijika: feels a little bad
>>287595650put some socks on you dirty little whore
>>287595650a rape is happening here and I don't care who is doing who
>>287595650MY GODDESS' feet should never touch the floor... I will be her carpet
>>287595650The new pape
>>287595650I'm not allowed to say it. So I won't say it. Just know I'm thinking it.
kita my balls are flat and lonely, please answer my dms
Kita is dead
>>287596101ghost footjob
>>287596101I see. *Dies
spectral sounding
celestial CBT
CBT is the funniest fetish ever
WHENFUCKING WHENIT'S BEEN 4 YEARS4
>>287589496Woah, adult Kita looks like that?
>>287595650Mistress Kita, please have mercy on my balls...
MY keyholder looks like THAT? YATTA!!!!!!!!
>>287588682I like her bottle opener mouth
You don’t have a cbt fetish. Stop the larp
What is CBT?
>>287597329A subgenre of CGDCT
I hope you're having a good day too, CRNH.
>>287597737sexo
AHHHH I'M SO TERRIFIED OF THIS
>>287597214You're just trying to bait people into proving it
le birthday wife
live 2chan Kita birthday thread:https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1402342134.htm
>>287597981why are they talking about tampons...
>>287597981>see first reply>close tab
what if she nommed you
>>287597981are they mogging us or nah
>>287598140>>287598160i would love to have that. guitar is cool too
>>287586336I like Kita but Gotou is my favorite
>>287598305who?
>>287598503Hitori anon
>TAKE A LAST LOOK AROUND WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE>I'M AN INDESTRUCTIBLE MASTER OF WAR
kita made everyone cum their pants again (it ruined everything)
What if you saw this when you got home every day
>>287598921I would never leave.
>>287598921They won't let me leave.
goodnight birthdaywife
Hyaaaaa *glop*
>>287596456
Start liking adult women.
>>287602801ISIS THAT A
>>287602909she should get some anti-mosquito measures
>>287602958apparently she needs to take some anti-Korean measuressick people, taking perv shots like this
https://x.com/hamazi__/status/2046549186175467536
>>287603411HAMAJI LIVES?
>>287601645>*slaps her butt*
>>287598635Kita doesn't listen to that chud garbage
#1 popularity for 4/21.More popular than Saitama.https://www.animecharactersdatabase.com/birthdays.php?md=April%2021
>>287602909Yes, it's a Kita!
somehow...hamaji returned.....
how many BBCs?
>>287603595Kita would defeat him
>>287603411Why is Bocchi sharing a cake with Kita? Where is everyone else?
>>287603781take a guess
>>287586336Happy birthday you damn whore. Now lift your skirt up and start sucking.
>>287603411Ah, finally stopped pretending to be dead. This lazy whore was tweeting every day while in the hospital and only went radio silent after the hiatus announcement. We know you don't want to come back to work, fucking bitch.
dming kita my cum tribute
>>287603781>Where is everyone else?their birthdays haven’t come yet. everyone missed bocchis birthday kek
>>287603411Camera pans down to reveal them standing on me
The power of Kita can even revive the dead
I want Hamaji to be my mom
>>287603411>can't help but make it bokitaBased yuri enjoyer
They sure are standing next to each other
>>287604091Worst daughter awardWorst mangaka award
>>287603411CBT coded
>>287604183stay mad
Bokita israel? omg...
>>287604426Uh oh melty
>hiding bocchis hands under the cakehackmaji
>>287604474stay mad
>>287603411Who is that on the left
>>287604681Literally me
>>287604681From their perspective, Kita is on the left.
>>287604707These two are having sex regularly
not with each other
i often think about having their perspective and their female bodies
>>287604832It’s lewd because it’s Kita
there's nothing lewd about Kita though
>>287603411Total Bokita victory.
Ever noticed how yuri couples always have different hair lengths?
please care
We already do, Hamaji
BoKita is canon. This is how we know Kita is kind to otaku and will blow them under the stairs. The ship is vitally important to the series’ worldbuilding.
I’m not an otaku I’m extremely rich and attractive
>>287605534Hamadi…
>>287605620Is that a grey hair?
30 minutes until the cage is unlocked
>>287605534Leo SAMA i kneel
Kita is a beacon of light in this cruel world
what positive changes in my life would I get from cosplaying as Kita 24/7 ?
>>287605924Marrying me
>>287605924It would give you a +6 to your charisma. Very helpful for those fat loser seduction rolls.
>>287605111Does this mean that Nijika and Ryou are a yuri couple?
>>287606291Always have been
RyoNiji is the closest thing to a yuri couple in Bozaro
bokiwedding
>>287603411They're obviously a couple.But it's equally obvious that Kita deserves better...
>lazy ass hamaji consolidates two birthdays>
>>287606991Mistakes into MIRACLES
>>287591067We all need to be anon. We all need to be enslaved by the Kita (PBUH).
>>287607388Boobs ruin everything.
Viscerally disgusting.
>>287606848Shipping bait art doesn’t mean they’re a couple. At best, they’re a pair that needs to have a relationship upgrade.
>>287607576>it's just baitKita is fucking Bocchi. And Bocchi's just like me. Life... is good.
You are my sunshine
you are my gitamy only gitayou make me happywhen skies are greyyoull never know gihow much I love taplease dont takemy gita away
I had a dream that I watched a dog turn into dog jello, and then I was given rubber gloves and told to put it back together.
Kita is a thermonuclear payload of kindness on this bleak Nagasaki of a world
Kita dropped joy bombs all over my civilian child sadness during Operation Epic Kitan
Kita's birthday party is over, you can talk about something else now.
Kita's next birthday is only 364 days away
Kita’s ballbusting party is starting
>>287597737I don't know what those shoes are called but they are pure sexo on a babe like Kita. I need more pictures of Kita in those exact types of shoes man.
>>287609296ribbon tie sandals maybei modeled them in blender for use in my Kita porn
She's the main character. Nobody else qualifies.
thanks kitafriends, I have some new kitas in my collection
>>287597737>>287609296Step on me shoes
tomato
>>287610446Massive W for tomatolords
>>287610446Massive L for asparaguskeks
Season 2 is never coming, is it?
>awwww you want it to come so bad
>>287603812>picked up on the subtle detailYopi is a yuri expert!?
hamaji is so retarded you can’t actually tell who’s birthday is who’s from the image alone
Kita might be the anti-Christ
pump those image numbers up
>>287611306You got it buddy.
terrifying
>old woman>smells like vomit>plays a mediocre backup instrument>purple hair
>>287611109That's why she is in Kamiina Botan.
>>287611433Yep, best girl.
I mourned Hamaji.
Remember Hamachiu?
>>287611053It was announced about a year ago, so there's still plenty of time for the studios involved I'd say, delays notwithstanding.
Red, O red, yours is the prettiest color.
>>287611357So… this is a fear boner…
>>287611357code?
>>287603411My fucktoys are so cute.
>>287603411Okay who forced Hamaji to make a Bokita art?
>>287612055her dwindling bank account
>>287612055her love for yuri
>>287612055A Bokita fan put her in the hospital after too many chapters of Kita thinking Bocchi is creepy and icky. So she is being held captive by Bokita fans, misery style.
>>287612055the ghost of kerorira
>>287612055Unfortunately there was no singular way possible for Hamaji to avoid having Bocchi stand next to Kita on the birthday consolidation image. At least they’re not interacting
>>287603411What are those ears, Hamaji.
Kita didn’t invite me to her birthday party…
>>287612055They need to bet on Bokita stocks, that's why they will skip over the sleepover chapter in season 2.
>>287612306doomed yuri fans loved it thoughbeit
Guys, in order for Hamaji to make Bokita canon she needs more lesbian experience. Sadly, Chiune only hangs out with Hamaji for free food.
Hamazi must center herself in a deep, primal masturbatory rhythm when she draws Kita. You can't produce artwork that erotic without digging deep.
Kirara mangaka when they see a human male
>>287613056*red-headed females
>>287603956It's canon
>>287613056Leo isn’t human
Kita is more than human.
>>287611433bass is the most important instrumentand the bassist is the most important girl in any girl band
>>287613937It's just a guitar that sounds lame. It literally says that in the manga!
>>287614145I'm dekinai
>>287610433That's a perfect description for it.>>287613196True.>>287614048The bass is only as lame as the person playing it.
>>287603411Are they wearing anything underneath? What if Bocchi's shoulder straps fell off?
>>287613056Don't project your cocklust onto others.
>>287589805the manufactured "genuine smile" that makes otaku go crazy and buy merch? holy soulless that guy should seriously consider killing himself
>>287615422you wanna get antagonistic
>>287615510No, I wanna be a bad girl.
>>287615568show us your ear clippu piasu
KILL EXTRONIGGERS.
nijika making money for kita's birthday!
>>287612934my kita folder is full of unfinished stuff because I'm too busy jerking off to finish an image
>>287616078why wouldn't this work?
Do you prefer cute or erotic images of Hiroi?
>>287616249for me it's intimidating
>>287616274I see.
>>287616078>Come on, Anon, just one more churn to fill
>>287603557it's ironically chud
>>287616249erotic like>>287616322
Collar bones.
>>287616078im filling churns alright
>>287617003How many credits/tries did that take because I had to check to see if Chigusa actually posted that.
>>287617289ChatGPT will do it for free good saar and all it cost me is giving Palantir a deep understanding of how much I want the teenage anime girl to crush my balls so they can use it as blackmail later
>>287613937ryofags dont worship this enough
Bassist sex with a bassist...
Kita! Ikuyooooo!
>>287609375Can I see the results of your hard work?
ew
>>287618798Kita when she sees my peanits
>>287618798Nobody said that
>>287618798Yeah, it reeks of booze here
Date at McDonalds with Kita!
I wish for booze
>>287618851>>287618869>>287618919need kessoku band to step on me
>>287601645kita is gripping balls again
>>287619882that hurts
>>287618529apparently I broke all my old files so no but you can have this rushed thing
Happy afterbirthday kita
My queen
thinkin bout those kita
>>287620098Damn. That sucks.Still the rushed model looks pretty cute. Good job anon.
she's literally me as i'm on my 4th tall asahi
I retained my semen for Kita’s birthday.
marriage with nijika since she's almost 1:1 to an ex, no not seika since she used goods but maybe ryo
marriage with kita because im schizophrenically obsessed with her
>>287586336its over..
>2026... I am forgotten...
Why do pink girls always have fat tits
>>287623287Dont look at bandori...
I need a yanbocchi gf
I need a Hamazi gf so I can leech off her.
>>287595650Kita's Gabu cosplay.
I AM WAITING CLOVERWORKSSTILL WAITING
>>287624220Well if the reaction to the manga by folks on /a/ is anything to go by, S2 might be mediocre as fuck even if it does come out.Which is why they should adapt Hiroi's manga instead.
>>287588157She smells like a sour fart
>>287624163Chiune...
>>287624220
>>287626002What are you so smug about?
>>287623287Screenwriter...
We know Hamazi is not gay but do you think she ever tried doing gay stuff with other female mangaka?
>>287624220They got the Evangelion dealThat alone will give them more money than any other production they have
>>287626002
>>287626281no but probably paid a cosplayer to sexually harass her with the excuse that its for the manga
Hamaji groped me on a busy train...I couldn't do anything...
Instant...
>>287626281she literally sits in the cuck chair and says naruhodo
Shut up, homo.
>>287624220Do a list like that again but make it all girl bands' anime.
Kita's chest
>>287629351K-kitachan can I have my credit card back now… no… ok
>>287629351I bought all of this.
>I diagnose you with premature ejaculation
ywnba2d
kita is beautiful in any dimension
Kex
what if BTR was set in a matriarchal misandrist society though
Hamaji pleeeeaaassseeee. Where is the new chapter?
>>287630523I mean, the moment she placed the stethoscope on me I ejaculated.
I refuse to sympathize with Bocchi.
groveling at nijikas feet..
>>287633586the anime will take this silly gag and make a 3 min wolf of wall street reference
>>287633586Hamachi in her Leo obsession phase
>>287627419Was it a male stripper or a female stripper ?
>>287633797>phaseIt's her lifestyle.
>>287633369>>287633394>>287633421>>287633451>>287633475>>287633507>>287633532>>287633569>>287633586Justified. Nijika is always rigth.
Are we back? Is the hiatus over?
>>287634959No
>>287634304Female.
crunch
>>287634959Hiroi's manga got a new chapter recently. That's something, right?
>>287635159>>287637207What in the HECK is she doing?
if I would do the crouching super saiya-jin pose of shouting and yelling and making my muscles bulge, would I become Kita?I'm on the verge of trying
>>287637405Rewatching all of Dicaprio movies.
So what was the point of the recap movies if they didn't include anything new?
>>287637481Anon, you cannot become an anime girl. You can only jerk off to them.
I do that a lot
I will rape Kitasissies.
kita..
Sigh
kita making origami with my balls
It’s over. We’re done here.
It's only over when you're dead
>>287641462It'll be over soon
>>287641549If that's not an excuse to drink, I don't know what is
>>287615422he is so handsome for someone who has tated multiple times he enjoys cuck porn
>>287641699He's just like me...
>>287642415*prrbbrbrbrbreeeeeeep*
>>287642874Her choker is so hot it's crazy
im doing something with pics of kita right now
I'm so glad Hamaji drew Kita wearing elbow gloves
>>287590832All my niggas heil Kita
>>287587336What if Ado guest stared in btr 2 like in the Simpsons
I wish I had a gf so I could get her to cosplay as Kita. Too bad I'm an incel
Cosplay as Kita yourself
>>287643572I had a cosplay gf and she was really hot but it was bad for my health. And she wasn't capable of making my body do something as insane as it just did. Only kita can do that for me, im kitabroken
Two whole kita threads of pure awesomeness. Epic win
love wife
hate that faggot
I still love Ikuyo!
Bye bye Kita birthday threadI had funProud of you all
no kita thread until her next birthday
i actually need to lay off the kita tbdesu im losing sensitivity
I work at Hamaji. Here is the leak for the new chapter.>Wordswordswordswordswordswords>unfunny jokes>lebocchiface.jpg>lenijikastare.png>literally who appears>barely anything happens
Kita owes me denial sex
bye bye
byeee
Last for Bokita
Last for Hitler
bye
