Bonus points: it's a Rental anime.
>>287599712i'll start...>A fired tech support guy went into an interview thinking he was getting a SOHO job for a small company working out of a cushy classy apartment. When he arrived he was immediately asked to dress and act as another man to meet with a client, with fake IDs and everything and a gun. He thought it was fishy but went along with it anyways because it's so hard being /g/ guy paying rent. He went downstairs and the client somehow was already at the frontdoor of the apartment building, so he bowed 90 degrees and greeted him as politely as possible. But as soon as they exchanged namecards, a black MPV suddenly pulled up and grabbed the client. Client screamed "SAVE ME!" like a little grill, and the MC immediately popped into action and jumped into the MPV beating up all the thugs innit. The driver pulled out a gun and MC disarms him in a 5 min gunkata battle. Turns out the MC was ex-SFGp in early retirement. After MC grabs the client and takes him back to the apartment, the interviewer congrats him on passing the internship, then pulls out a gun and demands that the client hand over his bitcoins and sponsor future ops. The client nods sliently and leaves. >Interviewer turns back to the MC, "Welcome to Silent Karasu(Karasu means Crow), MC. Time for you to meet the rest of the team.">He meets the rest of the 3 man team. The other 2 are buff dudes wearing flashy Guam tropical shirts and short typing on their laptops in a meeting room. The 2 raise up their hands and said "Yo". Interviewer explains that the other 2 are extreme-shut-in ameriboo hackermen and MC will be immediately assigned as sysadmin with exec pay(still has to do manual labour and wetworks). MC makes a loud sigh and accepts the jeb.>... It's called Rent-a-Spy Dudebros (no homo cucking).
>>287599712I rented a a zero level slime to be my onahole and now I rule the galaxy
>>287599733it will get 3 seasons and the MC will forever be an incel.
Guy rents vidya but then it transports him to another country. Not world but country like europe to china or something. It’s called The time I went to china to become the leaders right hand man
>Magical High School>Boys are more powerful if they remain kiss-less virgins>It's the opposite for the girls
Apocalypto but anime. Mesoamerica stuff is really sick
>>287599712You and your childhood girlfriend were suddenly yanked into an isekai world by a group of succubi who were running dangerously low on vitality. They only summon people overflowing with powerful life energy perfect for replenishing themselves through endless raw and unprotected sex. You weren't chosen for your own energy… it was because of her. You just happened to be holding her hand when the transfer happened, so you got dragged along too. Dozens of other guys and girls appeared around you and they were all equally confused. Then the head succubus steps forward and casually explains exactly why they brought everyone here for, they need you to fuck like crazy to feed them vitality. Hearing that, you get all shy and stupidly horny at the same time. Raw sex as much as you want with no limits. But there's a catch. Only those who are seriously well endowed can actually satisfy the girls and produce enough energy. Every girl, including your girlfriend, now has a lewd crest engraved above her womb. It activates the moment she orgasms hard enough, draining the vitality straight to the succubi and boosting your chances of returning to your original world.The question is… can you actually satisfy your girlfriend? Or will fate have something much lewder in store for her? Because if you can't make her cum hard enough to feed the succubi, she'll slowly turn into one of them herself, which means losing her humanity and any chance of ever going back home with you. The choice is yours and hers. Will she stick by you and only let you try… or will she eventually go looking for different, thicker means to make things easy for both of you? Only time will tell.
isekai'd woman comes back thirty years older with all her yuusha powers and opens a "Rent A Hero" business to make easy moneystarts going full SamFlam when someone renting her to rescue their kidnapped scientist grandma sparks an international incident and she's stuck increasingly embroiled in geopolitics and the type of job offers she's getting go from "please find my cat" and "please help my bullied friend" to "please wipe out this invading army" and "please save everyone in the forced labor camp" and "please wipe out these indigenous peoples so we can mine for lithium on their land"
>>287599712It's a place when you rent books and there's a blind bookkeeper. There is this shota that is there on a raining day and they talk about life and stuff
>>287599962>It's a place when you rent booksyou mean a fucking library?
>>287599985yes but anime
>>287599712It's a typical harem anime, but it turns out that the MC is going for the mothers of the heroines.
yuri romcom where the girls come to terms with their love of penis and use a yarichin as a human dildo but then start falling in love with him
>>287599712>Starts as a love triangle romcom>CF and new girl heroines>By episode 4 New girl confesses to MC>He rejects her and condessed to CF>They start dating>They're happy together but everything else stars to go wrong>They fail to get into college, accidental pregnancy happens followed by miscarriage, CF tries to kill herself>MC begs the gods for a way to help her>He gets send back in time to school>It's the day new girl confessed to him>He accepts her confession this time>The end
Japan doesn't have rentals though.
>>287599712>>NOPE!! FUCK RENTALS!!Story 1:* College guy joins semen collection program as a "back-up plan" if he can't get a GF* Gets accepted.* Gets chosen by a race queen cougar who had to divorce an F1 racer because his semen doesn't work.* Guy bangs race queen, also bangs his neighbor who's an H-doujin artist.
>>287600549Story 2:* College guy succeeds in hypnotizing the girl he loves before she dumps his perverted ass.* Her zaibatsu parents catch him lacking.* Student Council President girl, who rules over all, defuses the bomb and pulls college guy over to the side.* SCP girl says that she'll be his sex toy if he surrenders the hypnosis device and de-hypnotizes zaibatsu girl.* It's an H-anime about tennis.* Zaibatsu girl wants revenge but some of the tennis girls want to remove her from off the planet for reasons.
>>287600597Story 3:* "Ookii Onnanoko" but the male lead is regular size, it's beach volleyball, the women are brickhouse-built and muscular, and the "How Heavy Are Your Dumbbells" women costar.Story 4* "Saki" but Koutarou Suuga is front and center; he gets to bang Nodoka Haramura, but Saki forces him to play Mahjong for real. And it brings up his trauma when his mother beats him up in order to learn Mahjong.
>OP is a massive faggot>in a tragic dildo accident, he's isekai'd into a world of women where he is the lone male>he's expected to father a nation who can resist the demon lord>only problem: the demon lord is a super hot guy!!!>can OP overcome his homolust urges and fuck a harem of beautiful women for the good of humanity, or surrender to Absolutely Big-Cocked Demon?I call it "Can OP Avoid the ABCD?"It's a metaphor for foreigners in America who refuse to learn English.
MC rents a minivan only to discover that it runs on cum and transforms into an anthro car girl.
>>287599712>it's a Rental anime.I don't know what that is
>>287600675>I FUCK A MINIVAN>DOWN BY THE RIVER
>>287600642Story 5* "Kanojo Okarishimasu" except it's actually "All My Old Classmates Are Hookers" by Namita.* Chizuru, who Kazuya gets to bang, uses her movie and acting expertise to hide the fact that she's a farting, alcoholic capybara who swears like Revy from Black Lagoon.* Ruka, who Kazuya also bangs, is a zaibatsu girl with low blood pressure and an army of maids.* Sumi, who Kazuya bangs, is the "Red She-Hulk" with embarrassment instead of rage.* Mami gets angrily jealous that Kazuya moved on after she dumped him but has her own problems; and by "problems," I mean Kazuya's bully.* Kazuya, after running away from his brutal parents when he was young, ends up being adopted by a samurai-esque yakuza clan. There, he learns to use the sheathed sword. He tries to keep all of that a secret.
It's master and commander except with cute anime girls
What if we told the story of what if cute girls were anthropomorphized *looks around for the first object I see* Measuring tape.
>>287599712In this story the MC rents his manpussy... And is very poor and addicted to iv drugs and gets hiv. In the bottom of his despair is transported to another world where his blood turns out to be the cure for a disease... But people have to spit in his mouth to cure his hiv daily. And it's a romantic comedy and he gets in quirky misunderstandings with a tsundere elf.
genre defining show subversion gross boys do gross things
>>287600853>hmmm, oni-san. What are you going to make me measure... it hurts that's not my tape, you are stretching me... fuaaaa>the pleasure of cuming inside
>>287599712It's like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, except from the point of view of the Stands, which are actually otherworlders in an isekai.
>>287599712An Anime: it's a Rental anime.What do I do with the points now, anon?
>>287599712Anon is engaging in flame wars with a god on 2ch and the god places a curse on him so that every time anon ejaculates every single sperm will immediately grow up to a 16 year old girl and so anon with his army of JK children must go on a journey to confront god and undo this curse
>>287600146Betrayed by the Hero, I Formed a MILF Party with His Mom
A Super Villain is taking over the world, but it becomes less about being evil and more about just fixing everyone's problems and bypassing red tape and bureaucracy under threat of death to ensure things are done properly. Becomes beloved by the people when they start taking out all the Politicians and Corporations. Ends up creating Utopia where the 'Super Villain' will just kill anyone that starts trying to cause problems like trying to create class and race wars, treating the general population like cattle, economical/industrial/political manipulation and abuse, etc...
