Consider horses
Which horse has the best legs?
>>287705269thats a cow
Dasca is one of the sexiest girls ever.
>>287705388hot
>>287705269I'm considering her.She's the best.
This
>>287706884Big uma
>>287705269>>287705388>>287708350Always second to uoka.
#1 in breeding.
>>287708763I would play again if they gave her content.
>>287708798We are getting more and more new characters. It's like all the others are being forgotten. We might be in a bloat phase?
>>287705269>>287705388>>287708350>>287708763That's a cow not a horse
>>287705306Reminder, Daiwa Scarlet was a horse too stupid to run any style besides front runner, she was too dumb to be trained any strategy/ skill besides run and run faster.
>>287708836A combination of typical gacha bullshit where they pump out new characters at the expense of the older ones and the fact they'll never release new career stories for existing characters. Especially sucks for Daiwa because she's still popular and would greatly benefit from a story that isn't overly focused on muh rivalry with the uggo.
A gift for (You)
>>287705269I love Cafe.
>>287708960>uggolol, have a drink, anon
How do I get both?
>>287708960>new characters at the expense of the older onesNah, I still can win plat with my older character so I think I'm just fine.
>>287709100dear god she's waterboarding that poor puppet
look at my wife nature.
I wish there was fan service in the shows
>>287709642Your wife is evil.
My wife isn't evil.She's just lazy.
>>287708960Daiwa Scarlet is absolutely not popular, what are you smoking? Nobody plays her, nobody talks about her. It only makes sense that she wouldn't be supported with new outfits and events. You want popular, look at Gold Ship. Also a two star, but she's got multiple new outfits, shows up in multiple new event scenarios, has new cards...
>>287709744sometimes she is. i love that side of her
is uma a hard game to play? honestly id be interested in just the stories. I was a big fan of princess connect before they shut down EN
more like nice netorare
>>287709833Sloth is evil.
I play this game and Trackblazer is so fucking boring. I installed a bot to play it. Hopefully the next scenario will be better.
>>287705269Cute>>287706884Ugly>>287708764Ugly>>287709092Ugly>>287709100Cute>>287709201Ugly>>287709253Left cute>>287709642Ugly>>287709833Cute>>287710114Ugly
>>287708764>>287709092what does it mean when horse gives you food?
>>287710114Its easy
>>287710611Who asked
>>287706884>akebono when she sees her trainer is a manlet ningen
How do I convince Daiwa to give me paizuri
>>287710114Once you get used to it and get enough support cards it will become easy. Harder part is getting better score for your UMA at end or doing optional quest in career
>>287712164oh dear that's the face of someone whose inner khan has been roused
>>287712224>optional questmant isn't playable for newfags, GL's launch is better with fresh carats and tachyon gibs
>>287705269 why did mods over at /v/ declare jihad against the umamusume threads?
>no new anime seasonsIt's over....
>>287709983She's got 3 alts, like every single popular uma, they refuse to go above that number for now. She's absolutely one of the most popular ones (if only in fanart count), but everyone is getting progressively drowned in the mass of new characters. >>287710611>calling Neicha uncute KYS
>>287713134because beaner retards don't know how to not treat every thread like a general
>>287713274Fanart doesn't matter lmao even ugly characters like Shakur has a decent amount of fanart yet she's at the bottom of every popularity poll and literally nobody on twitter ever talks about her.
>>287713274The cutest.
>>287713455>Fanart doesn't matter lmao even ugly characters like Shakur has a decent amount of fanartBut Daiwa doesn't just have a decent or even a good amount. She has a metric ton relative to most characters.
>>287713134One of the head mods has a burning hatred for uma for some unknown reason. When asked why uma is not allowed but every other gacha is he just ignores the question and says >>>/vg/ over and over.
>>287714157He sounds like a twat what's his name?
>>287705306Aston Machan's unforgettable legs.
>>287714182Not him but nobody fucking knows. He also hates the fact that umamusume players despise a.i. made images and will ignore anyone who posts them.
>>287714182yournamehere
More brown umas are needed
>>287714964>"O vey, shut it down, change it to holiday."
>>287714964>even a mobile game gacha isn't safe from DEILord.
>>287715074She's not a nigger like you, so she's still safe.
>>287714964Love her look, love her style, love her voice
>>287715170>not a nigger>literally melanated
i just so glad uma musume has anime, manga and doujinshi, so im not forced to play a gatcha game to enjoy the characters
>>287715216>he doesn't understand skin colors and skin tonesYes you are a nigger.
>>287715230What is she then? Mexican? Filipino? Or are (((you))) gonna claim she's white but tanned?
>>287715427>>287715401
>>287714239My favorite.
>>287714057Today
>>287716438I love her big hair saddles
>>287708943>besides run and run faster.sounds like a good strategy
>>287705269Elaborate on why I should consider that particular horse (cow)
>>287715230>so im not forced to play a gatcha game to enjoy the charactersAnime and manga some times is not doing specific character justice and their story is better game. However opposite is also true, some have better story in adaptations
>>287719736Since it's a gacha I'm gonna assume it's self-insertslop to keep players interested like literally every other gacha. I think I'd rather stick to just the anime and manga since they actually focus 100% on the umas.
Someone must hate tamamo cross in the Cygames merch department
>>287717270Giving this cutie a big hug.
>>287720038It is self insert but different than other gacha. Trainer is not same person like in other gacha. It's different character for each Uma, perhaps even personal story of Uma and Uma career have separate trainer character. It's more like you play as one trainer characters in anime/manga. You can even change your gender and it will be noticeable for some of UmasClosest thing for gacha style protagonist is trainer in main story, but it's still trainer for one team and not entire Tracen
I admit it. i am a fucking casual that got into uma musume afyer watching a clip of Goldship acting retarded and dropkicking the trainer. She is a very effective mascot for the brand.
Do you ever wonder about grass?
Need more evil umas
>>287720915Why are the manga umas so damn ugly? Do you have to look pretty to get into Tracen? I guess so since they are idols after they win a race. Nobody wants to look at an uggo.
>got banned on /v/>came to shit up /a/Umafags really are new bronies
>>287714964I hope I don't get BLACKED by a big basketball uma I would hate that hahahahahaha
I never understood the love for exaggerated features. Modestly-built umas with unique personalities are the best. Dober is peak uma, for example.
>>287721438i want her to carry me around like a baby
Is Uma Musume the only franchise where hetfags and yurifags live in relative peace?
>>287720038I'll be honest, I started off not wanting to get into gachaslop at all myself and always found myself put off by soulless self-insert gachashit and yet I found myself wanting to get into the uma game back when it was new seeing that it looked rather high quality compared to everything else in its category and that ended up being the thing that finally kicked my ass into learning moonrunes. Each uma has her own full story mode you play through and each uma as far as can be seen has a different first person torena character you play as, and while the quality is highly variable, when a story hits it REALLY hits. There are people who like to rave about how intimate and romantic feeling a story is and while I'm into that myself, IMO the best ones are the ones that really tell a great racing career story with great dramatic beats and catharsis. Honestly a lot of these individual uma career stories are the only way that a lot of umas would ever get a proper story focusing on them and I'm glad they exist
>>287705269>>287705388>>287708350>>287708383I'll always consider Daiwa
>>287721861Does she only own 1 bra? I guess it may be plausible because they are so huge?
>>287720915Only that Uma who won last Japan Cup could count as evil (maybe because she is Australian) Others are just assholes who may have explanation for their behavior
>>287722013nta but>top leftwas an asshole for literally no reason>top rightwas an asshole to everyone>bottom leftjustified, folkqueen was gassing oguri up to her only for oguri to job pathetically in the race>bottom rightjustified since in her eyes oguri threw the race
>>287721984She owns two. The other one is in the possession of her trainer (me).
>>287723574So many Uma parents in CinGrey but they will never interact, shame
>>287714964I'm so sad that Taiki Blizzard/Snow-in Hazard is relegated to manga jail. She's perfect.
>>287724262I want her in game as official Uma in same as others. Same character and design just with "canon" name Also I still wonder if she is taller than Hishi Akebono
>>287713525Lickable Neicha.
>>287724428it makes me sad to know that the chances of them retaining an OC design for the official version are effectively 0, they had two different OC Stegos before settling on the real one which looked like neither of the OCs
Why won't cygames ever acknowledge "that" gen?
Threesomes with Daiwa and Vodka
>>287724590I actually disagree. It's not same situation. OC stand-ins for characters Stay Gold are just background ponies, while Umas in spin offs like CG or Star Blossom are actual characters and they get popular it's also because their design, characterization and role in story instead just being representation of real horse. True there is that french Uma who got different design when they added her real version to game in story mode but she is still not that big and important character like Obey Your Masters or Folkqueen
>>287725625I'd like to be wrong about this but somehow I doubt it....
>>287725775I'm more worried that we never find out because their horses will never be added as official Uma
I saved over 30k carrots for my wife and got her on the first roll. It's destiny.
>>287726873Forgot pic award
>>287705388>>287708350How the fuck do you run as fast as she does with funbags like these
>>287727083She's #1. Simple as.
>>287727083>wins classic triple crown and overall 5 consecutive G1s and enters hall of fame in your path
>>287727117>>287727193Does she have a boyfriend who sucks her big milky titties dry before each race so she feels less encumbered?
>>287727261it's only natural to do so as my duty as husband
>>287714057>comes out in decembersigh…
Do you Groove?
>>287726873>>287726892I rolled it once for now. I don't care about alts Umas, since i have both and leveled them a lot. I prefer to get trainees I still didn't get. Director actually showed up for this scout and I got Hishi Akebono.
Artist should stop giving bakushin giants breast, she loos better with an atlethic body
>>287715230Tummy mo cross
Will they be able to wrap up Cinderella Grey with one more season?
Daiwa Scarlet needs more kids.
>>287729724If it's 2 cours
Release Jungle Pocket to global god dammit
Post hungry
>>287730311unsexiest uma
>>287730798Are you blind ?
>>287730835Un. Sexy.
>>287730311
>>287710114my phone is too res and I didn't notice at first that was a cat sitting on her head, so I thought the meowing noises coming from her were just her being quriky and I hated her for it
>>287710114the hard and tedious part is grinding for cards (and carats if you're a poorfag like me)
Ahem, sexiest uma right here.
>>287710114If you want to do pvp, then yeah it is hard and p2w. If you just want to read stories then it is easy and sort of free becuase you've to roll for the uma to unlock her character story.
>>287730311Even when not in her show, her eating makes chaos
>>287730888Oguri after her torena told her to let Spe have the last onigiri in the cafeteria
>>287710611Faggot
>>287730798Oops wrong reply, meant for >>287729724
>>287727193>>287727353Post THAT Brian gif
>>287733279Spe-chan is a great friend.
>>287733382fuck you how dare you oguri sucks
>>287708798They recently released an SSR str Daiwa card, but that card isn't good. Next content about her will be the Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka christmas skins, which will be approximately in september (due to accelerated release schedule, most events won't be timed to their season).
>>287737392>only 5 characters in umamusume have giant plushies made after themImagine a super creek, hishi akebono, meisho doto or gentildonna plush
>>287724999
>>287705269Consider next big hit by cygames
>>287724999trips of truth
>>287737473Could Akebono even fit through a Japanese doorway?
>>287708764The atmosphere of this image makes me think she's serving me horsemeat
>>287736053I'm referring to the JP side of things where she's more or less irrelevant. And I'd need more than alts and cards to get back into the grind.
i started playing the gacha btw
no one asked
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