Why didn't Araragi just fuck her? She was begging for it.
Short hair Cat mogs OG Cat.
>>287708606Because he isn't interested in her, only her body, and he isn't the type to pump and dump unlike (you)
>>287708606Because he's a pedophile.
>>287708718Pics or it didn't happen
>comical timpani sounds play
>>287708606Because hes a faggotI would have impregnated all the girls
>>287708748Why isn't he interested in her? Is he gay?
>>287708951You never knew girls who were hot but had personalities which were both a bad fit for you personally and also kind of difficult to work with in general, to put it nicely?
>>287708964Yeah, Esdeath from Akame Ga Kill.
Was she actually that big or was it just Araragi's imagination
>>287708606Madonna-whore complex.
>>287709679She was enormous.
>>287708606you just know she was lactating
>>287710555Females can't lactate unless they are pregnant or recently pregnant.Fun fact, dairy farms use artificial insemination to impregnate all of their dairy cows to induce lactation so they can be milked. Their cow babies are typically aborted, and then the cows are inseminated again, to keep them in a perpetual state of producing milk.It would be really dark if you made a human version of that.
>>287710578i did not need to know that
>>287710578That partly explains why the average storebought milk tastes so watery compared to private ranch stock.That aside, it's not entirely true. Breast stimulation alone induces prolactin secretion, among several other potential causes. Clinically, it's called galactorrhea.
>>287708606She's the daughter of the town bike. Araragi isn't THAT retarded.
>>287708606araragi loves hanekawa but he's a fucking coward
>>287711162Literally a perfect woman. Not a single flaw.
>>287711162ThisThe whole point of the story is Araragi getting over his low self-esteem and self-sacrificial tendencies.
>>287711223A body designed exclusively for sex.
>>287708829Still waiting you fucking coward
>>287708606Because Japanese authors are allergic to breast, they usually introduces big breasted girl for MC to reject them for girls with smaller one.
>>287708606because Araragi was a man of justice and would rather pound his sisters or a loli ghost before an evil cat girl.
>>287711549>>287711455only Hanekawa matters.
>>287711556Bros does pussy really ident panties like this? Isn't that uncomfortable?
>>287708606She was just boring.
>>287711580Most men want a boring, safe, predictable life.
>>287711567Depends on the fabric and person. It's not really a wedgie. It's more like how underwear or sweatpants bunches up between your buttcheeks.
>>287711223And when he does he realizes that Hanekawa isn't worth the trouble.
senjougahara, shinobu and his sisters are way hotter anyways
>>287710578Many human women can. There's a whole process. The presence of babies can even induce it.
>>287711701She is though, every second of it.
>>287708606Because shes over 10 years old Either that or he recognized he only likes her cause of her massive milkjugs but does value her as a friend and doesn't wanna use her and hurt her.
>>287711836Fucking women who want it doesn't hurt them. He's got some other issue.
>>287711549Why does cat always wear such slutty underwear?
>>287708800he said many times that he isn't
>>287708964yeah but I would still hit if I could
>>287708606What if she was just being nice?
>>287712486That's because you never could.
>>287708951He doesn't see her that way, for whatever reason, despite all the jokes. Fine for friendship or a quick fap, but not for a long term serious relationship.
>>287712508you're saying if you had a super hot friend who was a girl, and she was down to clown you wouldn't squeeze her nose because ?????sounds like you're projecting a little
>>287711425The reality is that Japanese are afraid of choice and personality. Everything must be about vanilla, therefore you can’t have MC choosing a too specific type of girl. The MC girl need to be feminine with breast not too big or too small, and no personality besides ojou-sama. Every other type of girl winning, the big breasted, the tomboy, the loli is a risk of alienating the average vanilla enjoyer fan
>>287712713>and no personality besides ojou-samaDoesn't this sound exactly like Hanekawa though?
>>287708606Depend on the point of time.At Kizu He would but before He could vampire thing happend.Later at golden week He was thinking that He is to much in debt to Her to try, Also He was a coward.At Cat He was already with Crab and He like Crab more than Tsubasa.
>>287708606They spent the entirety of Neko Kuro+Shiro and you're still asking that question?
>>287708606I wonder if the writer knew that Crab was the worst and that's why he paired Araragi to her to ensure he doesn't get indecision from having a choice with literally any other girl who is at least a zip code multiplier better than fucking crab
>>287711701Those tits are 100% worth the trouble
D-tier utena-clone with a boring male protagonist.
>>287708606because she's too old for him, duh
>>287709679>>287710035I would say it was his perception unless her boobs shrink later somehow
Crab won. Cat lost. Get over it.
>>287708606If I'd been in that storage room it wouldn't have gone down like that. There'd be a lot of cum all over those walls, I can tell you that.
>>287709679You see her from her own perspective in Nekomonogatari White, and she's huge even there, so she's definitely stacked for real. Unless she's insecure about them being big so she sees them as bigger than they actually are? I doubt that could truly be the case, though.But some of the Kizumonogatari scenes are definitely the work of Garagagi's imagination, like>>287710035>>287708606>>287714014I always thought that since Cat and Crab get on well in the show, so should their fans.
>>287712713Ojou-sama doesn't mean what you think it means.>>287712915Hanekawa isn't an ojou-sama just because she comes off rather smug now and then.
>>287712356Attract mates(Araragi)
HaneCOW
FATCATTATS
>>287714014...the NTR maniac award
>>287717972You stop this simply by being the best. She wont settle for less.
>>287717972Sounds like just bantz to me.
>>287712356repression.
>>287711176the show literally shows some of her flaws.
>>287718062Why does Araragi need to be the best when she isn't the best?
>>287719708You're not the best either but you want the hottest bitch you can get nevertheless, don't you?
>>287719708The answer is simple: she is the best for him, he is the best for her.
>>287711778Besides the indirect milk production thing, the synchronization of periods between women who live together is supposedly also real rather than just an urban legend. Women's physiology is weird.
>>287719708>>287719804Basically. The missing context is becoming someone's special irreplaceable person.
>>287710035Shaft always upgrades their heroines when they make a movie.
>>287708606He should have made out with her. Then he would have gotten over the jitters. But no. He had to run his fucking mouth.
>>287708606you are too young for watching kinogatari
>>287718735Name them.
>>287722131Why do all of the girls like him it's not fair he's just a dense retard.
>>287710578Bullshit, they just feed them hormone-inducing drugs.
Did he actually fuck anyone? Is he still a virgin lmao?
>>287722214watch the cartoon maybe? he fucked senjougahara for years
>>287722159Why was it necessary to specify 5'2?
>>287722251he walked her home, dumbass. gently, at that
>>287712544Why not? What's wrong with her?
>>287722477NTR'd by Kaiki.
>>287722478She's "too perfect" which threatens his fragile ego.
>>287708606Cat Bump.
>>287722131Why is /fit/ so obsessed with getting huge when you don't need anything more than this body to make panties drop?
Nobody would be able to pull me out of Hanekawa if I could have sex with her.
>>287724859Bitch can barely see the book with her fat tits in the way.
Bend her over every single horizontal surface in the house
>>287724859Do the novels specify what she likes to read? Or does she not read for pleasure.
>>287724786Because she is so fat that her gravity field is too strong?
>>287724917Hanekawa is my favourite planet. So big and soft...
>"You're just here for my boobs, aren't you?"Every Hanekawa thread, ever.
>>287724969She just wants her tits suckled
>>287724983Polyamory? In my japanese cartoons? I didn't know Monogatari was WOKE!
>>287708606because it made the scene funnier.
>>287724969You forgot your picture, king.
Which artists draw your favourite Hanekawas?
There's no reason Rararagi couldn't have her as a side-piece that both he and Crab fuck.
>>287725478Would she really be a side piece still if they both knew about her and had sex with her?
I love her.Peace, peace~
>>287724902Probably rape fantasy romance novels.
I was here when the shitty movie fansubs first released.
>>287725771...would she really be so basic as to read the exact same thing that 9 women out of 10 like to read?
>>287712404we'll believe that when pigs fly on magic carpets
>>287725170Based
>>287725478that'd be just be a threeway relationship like pic rel
>>287725812It's not that she's basic, it's that she has a crippling need for affection that was unfulfilled by her parents.
>>287725952>women in suitsMiss me with that shit.
