Why is yuri so hot?
>>287735378Because you're a child
No penis
>>287735402FoolVag with no weiner to go in it is an incomplete thing
I'm a raping bag of biological waste, Yuri does nothing to me
>>287735378Girls are hot.Sex is hot.Girls having sex is hot.
>>287735378girls are sexy and you have two of them
>>287735378only when it's NTR where some ugly bastard ojisan does the stealing
>>287735378From the thumbnail I thought this was the silhouette of two girls 69ing. Kissing is okay but nowhere near as hot.
>>287735378That is not yuri, she is just sucking blood.
>>287735981>Kissing is okay but nowhere near as hot.sex is just the formality after long, erotic foreplay
>>287735392Out of 10!
>>287735378
>>287735392You're a performative faggot and only look less mature than everyone else.
>>287738193I don't care how I look to others, I'm based like that
>>287735378Because you're a closeted transexual.
>>287738193probably but I doubt he's reading your butthurt after four hours
>>287738507
>>2877353781 girl = hot2 girls = 2 hot
>>287738581there's no way this is official
>>287735378Because you are a worthless freak that will hang itself by the next couple years>>287735462You just described the average /u/tard to a tee, though
My dream is an NTR where a woman steals a woman from a man with her superior sex skills. It's very common when previously straight women try getting with women to have sex very frequently, much longer than with men, and with way more orgasms.
>>287738926You want a bunch of bislut slop, go to josei.
>>287738902Isn't this >>287738926 the average /u/tard though?
>>287735378because you are an inceland also, because mentally, you are this >>287735392
>>287735378wow, two girls?
>>287738867Someone needs to ask Teren if he would make it given the freedom.
>>287738902>>287739079Go back.
>>287735378Would you prefer penises instead?
>>287739148This is a point of controversy between rabbis
>>287735378Its spicy.
>>287739264why did that boy put balls under his shirt and wear a skirt
>>287737697AHAHAHA
Image searching is fucked now. What anime?
>>287741613>that artistI just know she gave them gigantic cocks
>>287742039? Thats Asanagi. Asanagi is not doing futa.But they are going to fucked straight.
>>287742075>Asanagi is not doing futa.I'm sure as hell I saw her drawing that
>>287735378I wouldn't say this applies to all yurifags, but a lot seem to have some genuine AGP-adjacent mental illness where they get disgusted by the idea of themselves having sex with a girl because they're a man.
>>287742362I've never had sex and imagining it all from the first person is a lot more tiring than conjuring memories which I don't have.
>>287737697Kek
>>287735378Homoeroticism is actually pretty hot when it doesn't involve disgusting males.
>>287735378Fucking two girls is better than fucking one (because 2 > 1).By the same logic, fucking zero girls and just watching from the cuck chair, Ie: Yurifags (person) is worse than both. 2 > 1 > 0.Which is why you're a cuck for liking yuri (0) over ffm & poly (2 or more).
>>287735378Because there are 4 titties instead of 2It's not complicated
>>287735378I’ve never actually sat in a cuck chair but this image’s composition must encapsulate the experience of being in a room and watching other people fuck while ignoring you extremely well.
>>287739413To attract true virile yuri fans.
Noticing a shitposting pattern?
>>287744787The yuri spam? Yes, it’s very evident.
>>287744787Yeah. I am noticing a lot of unneeded yuri threads.
>>287742362I want two girls.
>>287744838Exhibit A.
>I’m noticing a pattern where I receive negative replies to my posts. What could it mean
>>287744787Kinda crazy this subhuman can be 80% of replies in a thread and mods see no issue with that.
>>287735392>>287735431So, becoming with dickfag every time he sees two girls together is part of growing up?
>>287745353Must be gangstalking. It’s the only plausible explanation.
>rambling about trannies or cuckoldry in any yuri related thread isn't shitposting
You’re right. There’s no way it correlates in any way to what you’re posting, it must be a giant conspiracy. The mods are in on it.
>>287745492I wouldn't go that high. There's at least 4 other retards besides 2 already doing the usual.
I like to be sandwiched between two loving girls.
>>287745830You ignore or excuse every kind of shitty posting if it's against yuri because you're a sanctimonious little faggot about it existing altogether.
>>287746695Never said I was being stalked, you retarded lying faggot.
>>287736378Vampires are gay.
Why doesn’t Saki want to do a special friendship handshake with Kanon and sleep with men?
1 hot girl + another hot girlsimple mathematics
>>287735378>More dykepiresAnd I wouldn't have it any other way>>287748000Trips of Truth
one in the hand is worth two in the bush
Saki should've given her some LGD books as a gift then
>>287747844Not everyone wants cock like you.
>>287738926Hitozuma to JK
>>287735378>>287748796This show is total yuri death. The dyke gets cucked and the other girl is impregnated by a man..
>>287735378It's not.
>>287748796it really feels like im watching…
i want to become a hot girl and have sex with other hot girls
>>287748714Duh, I already have one
Reminder that Hima and Shiho are legally Men's property and they are allowed to do whatever they wants with them
>>287749321I'll be virile middle anon.
>>287749321Better luck in the next life
Roka is too popular with men
>>287749826Fuck off, subhuman.
>>287735378For me it's only hot when one of them is "straight" or doesn't like it. Seeing 2 equally interested lesbian girls is boring to me
>>287738867It an ai edit.
>>287735378Guys like it and girls live it.
>>287735378women are beautifulwomen being pleasured is beautifulbeautiful women pleasuring beautiful women is beautifulthis is not difficult to figure out. the real question is why retards here are so frightened of it. like this guy >>287735392clearly threatened, mortally, by the prospect of yuri sex.
You sure show me how is done you poor brittle harlot!
>>287753556Retarded moralfags about 2D relationships shouldn't be allowed to even post.
>>287753605i watch real yuri too, but yeah. moralfags in general are very gay and obnoxious.
>>287753689The only things I ever moralfag about are mutilation/death or cuckshit, which makes me objectively superior to every other faggot and hag combined.Does condemning SHITTED or literal shit fetishism even count?
>>287753556>hurr durr the only way to worship women is to obsessively voyeur them fucking like a freak>hurr durr why are you “frightened” of secretyurilifeofgirls.png ive only posted it 11 times>>287754525Because they have a spastic one-sided fixation on everyone who isn’t them and if they didn’t relentlessly spam here they’re afraid we’ll forget they exist.
for me its yuri ntr with oji san
>>287755353Is it ntr if an old man's ghost possesses the girl you have a crush on to yuri you with her body every day at lunch?
Polygamous yuri
>>287735392I adore yuri and I am what the young people call an "unc".
Because women are gorgeous
>>287744334>he doesn't understand the fundamental difference between watching porn and getting cuckedI'm actually amazed at your retardation. Impressive.
>>287756377Where's the porn?
>>287735378women having sex is hot, doubly so if there's two of them
>>287738926It's actually quite the opposite, look up 'lesbian bed death'.It sounds counter-intuitive, but a lesbian friend of mine has mentioned that without the risk of impregnation, sex feels kind of pointless. There's just no risk to it.Like, even if she doesn't want to get pregnant, she wants the possibility to be there. Without that, it feels faintly futile.
>>287756711It's not about risk, it's her reproductive instincts fighting back against her broken sexual impulsesSex is for making babies
When does this thread get cleaned up?
>>287756711In pop psychology, they call that a stereotype threat. Sort of like how all men become their fathers at 40.
>>287738926>>287756711Why do retarded cancer never shut up about 3D?
>>2877353781+1=2
>>287738926>trying to come up with most obscure cuck fantasy No wonder guys like you stay single for rest of their life
>>287735498>>287735520/thread>>287742362Nah.They generally don't like men in porn because they don't self-insert/project. So it's not about THEM having sex with a girl, it's ANOTHER MAN.
>>287749078If you really think she gave birth instead of losing her memories, I really don't know what to tell you.
>>287753689>>287753556Sauce?
>>287756377Bring up how enjoying any anime porn is still watching someone else having sex with their object of sexual desire and watch the mental gymnastics.
>>287738581This is probably why they sent her off to college and changed her name.
>>287759467Onna Doushi toka Arienai desho to Iiharu Onnanoko wo, Hyakunichikan de Tetteiteki ni Otosu Yuri no Ohanashi / A Yuri Story About a Girl Who Insists "It's Impossible for Two Girls to Get Together" Completely Falling Within 100 DaysOr just Arioto
>>287735378See and violence are linked
>>287738926This but NTS where she let me watch her having passionate sex with her gf
>>287735392Fpbp
Should you be drinking if you're pregnant? Also who is the father?
>>287735378get rid of the boring guy and keep the hot girlsIT'S THAT SIMPLE
>>287764804Just some guy who traded two girls at the same time for never knowing his kid.
>>287758317>losing her memoriesThe author outright said that's not the case
