>Get your 10/10 gf straight from your dreamsBUT>Your only child will be a bratty pocket-pixy daughterWould you take that deal anon?
Would anyone not?
>>287766648Well think of the downsides>Only child is a girl, no male heir>She’s a brat>She’s the size of your finger
>>287766508Man I just want someone to love me and to feel like I'm giving her what she needs
>>287766833It’ll happen someday
>>287766508>only childlollmao, even
>>287767971I don’t get it
It gets worse. Kirito's human daughter is a chubby chaser.
>>287768329I think he's saying if he got the girl of his dreams he'd get her preggers multiple times and have a bunch of kiddos
>>287766731>Only child is a girl, no male heirSounds like a you problem.
>>287768963That’s not the deal tho, you get the 1 kid, that’s it, that’s the deal
>>287768965I mean most men would want a male child to succeed them, and not just a single daughter smaller than their dick
>>287768375I can see the appeal.
>>287766508You kidding that'd be adorable. You could give her a single marshmallow and she'd be happy the whole day
>>287769215Don’t forget the ‘brat’ part of it tho
No problem, 0 is the ideal number of children.
>>287769258But now you have 1 child
>>287769283not for long
>>287769303…you’re going to kill her?
>>287768375>Kirito's human daughterwhat?
>>287769162How so?
>>287769374Kuroyukihime is Kirito's daughter.
>>287769578Cute, warm, soft, nice. He's like a teddy bear, who can fuck you.
>>287768983Maybe he plans to surpass all limitations
Yui isn't always pocket sized, only in ALO. She also wants to bang her "dad".
>>287769760It’s a deal with the fae, you instantly become sterile after your first child
>>287769944FVARK.Then he must develop the inner strength, the testicular fortitude, the VIRILE power within him to TANK the sterility and expand his bloodline.
>>287769687what book? timeskip?
>>287768375I forgot Reki wrote another series. I really need to give it a watch someday.
Isn't it possible Yui IS Kuroyukihime? Kirito has been fucking around with souls/fluctlughts and shit and having Yui be born as his and Asuna's flesh and blood child isn't actually that crazy.
>>287770177>same hair and sinilar eye colorWait a second...
>>287770105She is from Accel World which was published before SAO but written after SAO (webnovel).It is not confirmed yet but it's heavily implied that she is a fluctlight from when Asuna and Kirito fucked in VR that was put into a human embryo. She isn't his biological daughter because the child who got hijacked wasn't his, but her soul is his child's.
>>287768329>>287768963No, I'm referring to how in Unital Ring it's been strongly implied Kirito and Asuna (/the Star King and Star Queen) had an Underworld fluctlight kid while they were trapped in there for the 200 years of maximum acceleration
>>287766508>wait time: 5018267 years
>>287771313Ah, ok. I never watched SAO; I just came here because OP's pic is cute.
>>287771711OP here, I haven't actually seen it either, I just have a thing for minigirls
>>287772142Lel. They are pretty cute. I like pixies and faeries.
>>287766731that sounds like a brown problem.
>>287772184They are. Especially the bratty ones.
>>287772212How so?
>>287772228whites in general don't care about specifically having a male heir anymore, it's still a strong part of brown culture.
>>287772300Well if nothing else I'm sure a child that they won't accidentally sit on occasionally is preferred
>>287766508why would you only have 1 kid?
>>287772388Same reason she's a tiny pixy girl: It was part of the deal with the fae to get your 10/10 perfect GF
>>287766508>BrattyAbsolutely not, I hate brats
>>287766508there’s literally no downside
>>287773513Bratty is a pretty big downside
>>287771331?
Best girl
>>287766731no matter the downsides she's still my daughter and I'd love her like one.
>>287774443Fair, but you'll still have a daughter who refuses to listen to you and probably annoys you with her antics, not cleaning up after herself, not showing you respect, sitting in your chair, etc.
>>287774455she's an inch tall, dawg.
>>287774474And? Inch tall or not, she can still do all those things.
>>287774455children have a rebellious phase, it'll pass
>>287774487Good luck handling it while it does last
>>287774487What if none of you ever age? You're all forever this age, her eternally in her bratty phase
>>287773538You can always give bratty girls correction.
>>287771313
>>287777839She’s like 2 inches tall, how?
>>287775935post the edit
>>287779916I’m not aware of any edit
>>287768375At least the fairy wasn't a chubby chaser
>>287779398Cum jar correction
>>287766508>Your only child will be a bratty pocket-pixy daughterHow is that downside? The only way to make this better is if my 10/10 gf straight from my dreams was also a bratty pocket mini girl.
>>287766508Kirito RULES
>>287768375>>287770678Isn't it denied by the author?
>>287782198>How is that downside?She'll be bratty, for one
Is having the kid mandatory?
>>287783249Yes
>>287783277Ugh. Fuck. But it IS Asuna…
>>287783559How would you handle the child?
>>287783576It’s her problem.
>>287783761Like, your wife? I guess you can do that. Just be aware when you’re walking around the house, don’t want to sit on your daughter by accident.
>>287782397How so?
>>287784524Like he said those works are seperate universes.
What's the appeal of minigirls anyways?
