how do you resist a horny otaku gremlin when she looks at you like this?
>>287768974that's a drawing
>>287769065...out of 10!
>>287768974Impossible.
do you think kona found an ota to marry
>>287768974Resisting was never an option
>>287769297Of course!
>>287768974i accept my fate.
why would I resist?
>>287768974No sex appeal to speak of, and my heart belongs to Kagami.
You have no idea how strongly I desire to unload balls deep inside Konata
>>287771903tell me every single detail so I can get a good understanding
>>287768974You don't. You give her the cock she craves.
>>287769065That's my friend dressed as Konata as a joke
>>287772827
>>287768974You don't. You let her have her way with you and enjoy every second of it.
>>287768974personally I would get out of that situation by fucking her brains out until she gets tired so that I can escape
>>287768974You cant, enjoy your new wife.
>>287768974remember you're on probation
>>287768974Resist?>>287771903That's not true, because I also have a great lust for Konata's petite, flat-chested body.
>>287768974I don't.
>>287768974I miss the late 00s
soon....
I like the mirror girl
>>287768974Brick to the face.
>>287774896What a cutie
>>287768974unshaven smelly 40 year old woman
>There are men in their 30s who want to fuck this gremlin.
>>287775248Me. It's me.
>>287775248
>>287775248why wouldn't I, she's the same age as me
>>287768974So I knew this anime chick since probably middle school and we were casual friends but she was at best a 3 out of 10 so while she wasn't repulsive to me by any stretch of the imagination, I wasn't really attracted to her either. Had kind of an autistic nerdy personality which was annoying at the time. Flash forward to us both being 22 and crossing paths in a book store. She's dressed fairly well, looking a little better, and she seems way less autistic. I'm bored and invite her over to play some old games. We're having a really great time playing SNES fighting games and at about 2 drinks in and she says she has to go to the bathroom. Comes out looking like a 7/10 in full on asuka cosplay, makeup done up like a professional and just climbs into my lap. I swear to god I nutted from her grinding on me. It was like an orgasm jumpscare because it came out of nowhere and I screamed WHAT THE FUCK when i came. I was shaking for a solid 10 minutes afterwards. TLDR: We've been married for almost 20 years now. Pic unrelated.
>>287775320
>>287768974Easily. She has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.
>>287775248Damn, you got me.
>>287775373>tanlines>on a shut-indoes not compute
>>287775363Exactly. She's impossible to resist.>>287775320Fortunately this is 4chan and nothing said here is ever true, otherwise I'd be very jealous.
>>287775404My dude, no one is lying about bagging a 3/10. She had a thing for me and was eager to please which checked just enough boxes for me to roll with it.
>>287775434If you were the kind of guy anyone would have a thing for you wouldn't post here, you'd be with the gf-having riajuus on Reddit.
>>287775320So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."Pic related. It's me dressed as Konata.
>>287775290Hot day, musky, yesterday's panties, sitting on her sweaty ass all day, you guys still want to smell it?
>>287775354thanks for the rare konata.have this.
>>287775401who said you can't have a tanning bed inside of your home?
>>287772174I just realized they purposefully animated this suggestively to look like a rimjob
>>287768974I use an otaku repellent.
>>287775664They just don't make them like this anymore...
>>287776528>otaku repellenta job application?I know Konata has a job but still
>>287768974Fuck off retard
I dream of making an otaku femcel my woman
>>287775320Divorce!
>>287776311why would you give yourself skin cancer when you could be gaming
What other luckies would you guys fuck
>>287780856the fluttershy-coded one, I forget her name
>>287780856Tsukasa.Misao is cute, she's for the Misaoposter but I would still fug her
>>287780856Kuroi
>>287780856The pervert
>>287780856miyuki and patty
>>287768974you can't...you start sniffin' IMMEDIATELY...
>>287775320>Comes out looking like a 7/10 in full on asuka cosplayand then everybody clapped
>>287780856Kagamin and Tsukasa.
>>287780894shut up faggot this came out before MLP
>>287783816I'm not being facetious, I genuinely gravitated towards Mugi--I mean, Miyuki because she reminded me of muh horse waifu.
>>287768974I don't want a relationship. Only for the world to not be full of retarded bullshit.
>>287780856>>287780894
>>287775320>>287775664kino...
I am too tall for Konata I'd kill her during sex...
>>287784384my wife does NOT have BPD!!!akira still a qt3.14
>>287784653Just make it like an amusement park ride for her. Standing sex as you lift her up high then squat down as you lower her and go balls deep. Repeat ad infinitum
>>287784991i wouldnt be able to contain myself
>>287780856MisaoMeet Misao. Talk to Misao. Become friends with Misao. Tell Misao she's pretty. Make Misao blush. Romance Misao. Love Misao. Ask Misao out on dates. Movies with Misao. Walks with Misao. Restaurants with Misao. Beach with Misao. Confess love to Misao. Kiss Misao. Hold Misao's hand. Hug Misao.Keep dating Misao. Marry Misao. Honey moon with Misao. Princess carry Misao to bed. Kiss and lick Misao's body. French kiss Misao. Lick Misao's neck. Gently finger Misao. Suck Misao's breasts. Lick Misao tummy. Remove Misao's panties. Eat out Misao. Interlock fingers with Misao. Slow insertion into Misao. Slowly break Misao's hymen. Listen to Misao's moans. Gentle first-time sex with Misao. Ejaculate deep inside Misao. Kiss Misao. Cuddle with Misao to sleep. Cook breakfast for Misao next day. Pamper Misao. Caress Misao's hair. Kiss Misao's forehead. Support Misao's goals. Live a happy life with Misao.Total Misao Love.
>>287784653Just do it cowgirl or standing from behind.
>>287785298This is good post
>>287769065I want to have sex with this drawing.
>>287785298Based Misaoposter
