>I'll write anon's name in the Cum Note
Too bad, there is no one in this world who knows my True Name. Even the government doesn't know.
>>287798941>makes a deal to give her the eyes to see your real dick size in your pants
>>287799032>anon's penile dimensions hover over his head along with body count
What would happen if you left the cum note blank?
>>287799057>body count: 0
>>287799064blue balls
>anon's Mother
>if a Plapicumi falls in love with a human and writes their name in a cumnote>The Plapicumi will turn into a dry crusty cumsock and the human will have Plapi body count added to theirs
>>287799069>penis length: 1", inverted
What do Plapicumi's like to eat?
>>287799064Retrograde ejaculation
>>287799064Shooting blanks
>>287798990Peter Thiel knows
