I don't understand this woman. Is dating Hitagi like navigating an emotional minefield?
>>287820359Just walk her home gently and you should be fine.
>>287820359That's Hanekawa. Hitagi looks insane on the surface but after meeting RRG she's far more put together than everyone who isn't Bat
>>287820399>she's far more put together than everyone who isn't BatI love Bat.
>>287820359>understand>womanThat was your first mistake.
>>287820359What's it like breaking up with a girl like Crab?
>>287820721Like warm bags of sand.
I want a donut gremlin.
>>287820399I'm not that far into Monogatari, what does Cat do?
>>287820359she's a sadistRRRagi is a masochist
>>287820359Hitagi is the designated "wife" of the bunch.
Which Monogatari girl is most likely to be a rapist?
>>287820359>Is dating Hitagi like navigating an emotional minefield?No, Senjougahara is by far the most straightforward and least difficult of the girls to deal with.
>>287821232Who is the most difficult?
>>287820359I watched some character, ugly cry when her confession was rejected in a YouTube short the other day so now I know I’m just gonna avoid the show
>>287820359>main girl>worst girlWhy do nips love this trope so much?
>>287821304Must've been Hanekawa.
>>287820399>than everyone who isn't BatDunno.Bat isn't that sane either. First, she tried to kill herself. And now is fine with being a sex slave of a random teenager.
Pumping and dumping Crab.
>>287820399I would say that Karen is relatively normal. She likes martial arts and is a bit of a chuuni, but she'll grow out of it.
>>287821481What would you say about Tsukihi? Also, are they really brocons?
>>287820359>main girl>barely any screen timedropped
>>287821509>main girlBut is she best girl?
>>287821267Probably Tsukihi, honestly.
>>287821709Is she in love with Koyomi or is that just satire?
>>287821709What would it be like breaking up with her or Nadeko?
Pumping and dumping Snail.
>>287821644she's best girl to me
>>287822101Me, too.
>>287821985Assisted suicide.
>>287822351It can't be that bad, can it?
>>287821506She has moments where she seems really sensible and grounded but don't be fooled, she is completely unhinged. She has less "problems" than most of the other girls but she's probably more high maintenance anyway.
>>287822772>>287821506And to answer your second question, Karen probably is at least.
>>287821985Why worry about something that isn't going to happen?
>>287822895What do you mean?
>>287821506The thing about Tsukihi is that she's not human and she doesn't think like a human.She basically cannot be harmed due to her powereful regenerative abilities as the phoenix, and she applies that same logic to others.
>>287822895Still breaking up with skeehee.
>>287822970It means she's liable to murder you long before you have the opportunity to break up. The only reason Araragi is still alive is that he's a vampire.
>>287823323I wonder why she'd murder you.
>>287823576She has massive moodswings, a fondness for pointy object and no understanding of what the past or future are.
Kanbaru wins.
>>287823599Better fake my death, then.
>>287823636
>>287821009She gets mindbroken and her mindbroken alts start killing each other.
I want to let bird lock me up and see how far she takes it.
>>287823636>>287823924
>>287821009Keep watching. Tsubasa Tiger/Family are some of the best arcs
>>287821323They're masochists
>>287820399I've seen enough counter examples in other series to prove that Crab fags are hypocrites who are completely full of shit when they say this
>>287823636She won my heart.
>>287821232Didnt Senjou and Araragi break up like 3 times before getting married?
>>287826387I've seen Crab posters talk about wanting to wear cock cages and get cucked
>>287826387she even took off her heel before stepping on him, senjougaharasama truly is kind.
>>287820359The only real virtue is who can attack and dehumanize and put down the others the most, always staying on the offensive. That's all that matters in establishing dominance like a 4chan shitposter.
>>287820359She looks better as a brunette.>>287820399I think what makes Cat interesting is that she's one of the more disturbed heroines in Monogatari, but also the only one who has the emotional maturity to do what it takes to get herself out of the hole she and her circumstances dug her in almost all by herself. She's like the anti-Nadeko that way.
>>287826653Don't be fooled you fucking idiot. There are no actual characters aside from Araragi and Crab. The others are just immoral sex objects made to be fucking beheaded and raped to death. Cat is a worthless whore, amde to have her tits chopped off and raped by dogs.
>>287826710What the fuck?
>>287826282Imagine the handjob
4 episodes in and you are already being bombarded with the generic perv jokes, a very pointless showYes, the girls were hot
>>287827493>4 episodes inanon was filtered by snail bantz many such cases
>>287826750Weak and useless low in the hierarchy. Only for being raped to death
Araragi should have stopped being the protagonist after season one.
