I place Beaver Warrior face up in attack mode, and end my turn.
>Crap! I only pretended to play so I look at all the big titted babes who play this game. What the hell am I supposed to I do?
i draw 2 cards
>>287832504*3
>>287832310If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 1: ππ’ππππ§ ππ§π ππ¦π©π¬ π©π₯ππ² π ππ‘π’π₯ππ«ππ§'π¬ πππ«π πππ¦πhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV07YSuKNk4&list=PLyiDf91_bTEi8rS479vg0k-TjFh4iGf3g&index=5
>>287832310I SUMMON SUPREME KING Z-ARC! BY ITS FIRST EFFECT, YOUR BEAVER WARRIOR IS DESTROYED!
>>287832612please tell me this is fake
>>287832655No. >>>/wsr/
>>287832310her name is lousie
>>287832415>I look at all the big titted babes who play this game.Anon, you get a good A-cup/small b-cup at besthttps://youtube.com/@shadowrabbitygo?si=DENDl524fzX15q2i
>>287833132I don't care to learn the name of every beaver whose corpse I step over.
>>287832655If it makes you feel any better, those "pendulums" cards are largely hated and Konami hasn't made them relevant in several years.
>>287833877only because the new cards are even more broken than that one...that isn't going to make anyone feel better.
>>287834089Powercreep is inevitable in a game without rotation.You can complain about the direction it took, not the powercreep itself.
I normal summon Cupsy wupsy any response?
>>287832310 I wanted video game where I can play a Yu-Gi-Oh Dynasty Warriors deck https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Ancient_Warriors
Real power creep. Nobody cares about Dark magician girl. The face of Yugioh. The queen of yugioh.
I dont wanna be banished to the shadow realm... im out
>>287833877>>287834411I NOW ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD
I place Tsundere Brat face down!
>>287834089No Pendulum decks have been meta very rarely the playerbase just had an extreme reaction to their existence so now they just don't bother pushing them. Link summoning is actually the most broken summoning type ever created by Konami.
>>287832612Here buddy, you can have this instead.
>>287834411My waifu card is better
>>287836080>transparent dresswhore
>>287836173Shes a chuuni. She dresses in a tracksuit in her spare time.
>>287835587Only because so many of them have simple summon conditions like you only need two stupid effect monsters. You canβt get any easier than that.
>>287832310Why does a beaver have the tail of a rat?
>>287834411She would be a lot more popular if you could do this.
>>287836652His Japanese name is just Louise.
>>287836981kek, i didn't even know that. then why did they name it "Beaver Warrior" if it isn't meant to be a beaver?
>>287837164Your guess is as good as mine.Some translations were just half-assed. Here's a card that's not related to Harpies at all, but the localization team didn't give a fuck and then it became everyone's problem because every Harpie support card had to specify they didn't work with "Harpie's Brother"
>>287834411Dragonmaids,lovely and diabellstar mog rey
I play Natsume face up in attack mode. You lose 2 self esteem points.
takahashi is turning in his grave
>>287837164the localizers for yugioh card translations are known to be elitist pricks, they do it out of spite or to be quirky. You got stuff like "Raigeki" being called that cause the Japanese original name was literally just "Thunder Bolt" in Katakana, so they wanted to do an uno reverso fuckery for the EN version, and this probably the case for a lot of random Japanese named cards in the TCG.The latest TCG translation fuckery I really hate is how they renamed the "Killer Tune" Archetype to "Kewl Tune" for the TCG, cause of the "Killer" part? even though the phrase "Killer Tune" is an actual thing in English? like saying how "oh that song has a KILLER TUNE!" whatever, I only collect OCG cards cause the quality of better.
>>287837418>because every Harpie support card had to specify they didn't work with "Harpie's Brother"What a dick move, ostracizing a family member like that.
Was there ever an episode where one of the main characters gives someone an intro game? Giving intro games to the newbies is a standard for being a pillar of the local community.
>>287837606>cause of the "Killer" part?can't offend the soccer moms and good christians that buy this stuff for their kids, after all
hearthstone is the only tcg that ever made sense to me, everything else is nonsense
>>287837741It's funny that Pokemon came out with "evolution" and enraged Christians across the US, yet is still going strong as the most popular franchise of anything of all time. An appealing franchise will survive any retarded controversy. They never should've censored Yu-Gi-Oh. Imagine if rock bands self-censored because "soccer moms won't buy their kids the albums". They knew that any publicity is good publicity; if YGO had been controversial, that would've just make kids want it even more. WOTC/Konami/4Kids are fucking faggots who ruined it on purpose. Social media is showing people the true face of "professional" anime translators these days, but they've always been like that.
>>287832310What a lovely beaver.
>>287837418>Harpie's Brother (No relation).
>>287836818I play brain control and NTR you from Dark Magician Girl
Who finishes the buffet table first?
>>287835199Ironic.
>>287837693By intro game do you mean having a match where one player is new and the experienced on give as tutorial as they play? I'm not sure. Vanguard did that, but YGO never really did.
>>287832655lmao that's the watered down cuck versionif Konami weren't cowards we'd have the true form of Z-ARC
>>287834089Pendulums are significantly weaker than all the summoning mechanics that came before themEven Rituals get to be good occasionally and the strongest deck of all time was a Fusion deck
>watched this but never played the card game
I place Dark Magician Girl face down on my bed.
>>287832612I wish his deck was good bros...
>>287839260Do the Japanese need magnifying glasses to read some of these cards or is this just a bad quality scan?
>>287840605Why do you think they're always squinting?
>>287837606thats because conservative moms love nothing more then to have fake outrage over anything kewl.
I summon card ejector
>>287840514is the heart background really necessary
>>287832310I summon cute feet in defense mode
>>287842884how is this allowed but this game considers bare armpits to be worthy of censorship? there are way more footfags than pitfags
>>287842884that thing is a zombie?
>>287843060They're ghosts afaik
>>287843060She's a ghost girl, so yeah, falls into the game's zombie category
>>287843060Ghost dog. Supposed to be a reference to some Japanese folk tale about some guy killing his dog and burying its body under a cherry tree or some shit.>>287842884I play Called by the Grave and violate your dead dog's incorporeal butthole.
Why is this allowed?
>>287832504
>>287843357There's a new Blue Eyes that just got released for Toon decks. Also you're missing Blue-Eyes Ultimate Spirit Dragon and Dragon Master Magia.
>>287843357They made Kaiba's jet into a monster card? kek
>>287840465>play this but barely watched the og series, let alone the sequelsI always roll my eyes when they announce support for boomer cards
>>287843572https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Blue-Eyes_Jet_DragonThey absolutely did.
>>287843223Oh no
>>287832310Is this an edit? That's Louise, not Beaver Warrior.
>>287840611
I summon a little girl.
>>287843736Leave the roaches alone, forehead brat! We WANT Maxx "C" Challenge!
>>287836080Now why would you go and post the censored version?She must not be your waifu.
>>287843736Haru should never be anything but smug.
>>287843381If you go first and one of the Exodia pieces is the last card of your deck you won't be able to draw it since Pot of Greed can't be activated if you can't draw 2. That's only a 87.5% chance of winning.A good player would run 1 Upstart Goblin and increase the odds to 99.99%.
>>287844012>Leave the roaches aloneNo :p
>>287842884>defense modeHeh. Rookie move
>>287846365
>>287844334
Everyone's so focused on Ash Blossom that they forget about the other brats.
>>287843060There are some cute zombie cards in the game
>>287846749I don't understand why other artists refuse to lewd laundry dragonmaid just because that one artist keeps drawing sfw art of her
>>287846893Sad
>>287837529Don't speak for Takahashi you piece of shit.
>>287846876Cute!
>>287845602or play 41 cards
Except Frog the Jam.
>>287840611heh
>>287848202Then you have the same problem if you play second
very manly aussa
>>287849478no...
>>287837741What's it like living in the early 2000s?
>>287839277holy retardNo one cares about the summoning mechanic "pendulum" specifically, it's the card Zarc specifically that has a lot of text. No one even said the word "pendulum" before you. Did I say pendulum? That's right, you imagined it. In your head. We were talking about Zarc. The cards are powercrept and have a lot of text. Some pendulum decks aren't bad either. "b-but they are bad because their main cards got banned making them bad...oh wait" Sigh...back to the point.>if it makes you feel betterI know I deleted my previous post saying it but I'll say it again anyway. You're a retard.The fact they released blue cards DOESN'T. MAKE. ANYONE. FEEL. BETTER. Do you get it?! Them releasing overpowered ritual and fusion cards doesn't make anyone feel better either. We think "wow, it got even worse, now the cards are even more stupid and worse." What do you smoke to think anyone cares about pendulums? stfu.
>>287832310>It can't be, he anticipated my every move!
>>287850847autism: the post
>>287834411Raye is losing her popularity. She is just waifu of the week. In that case the week was a few years.
They got short changed.
>>287850847>. We were talking about Zarc. The cards are powercrept and have a lot of textHow can Zarc be "powercrept" when its been a completely unplayable meme card since the day it released? Powercrept implies it was at some point powerful
>>287850504hey man, I'm just saying what the localizers think
>>287850941I don't know why, but I always imagined Dark Magician Girl's hair kept going upwards to the tip of her hat. I'm just now realizing that makes no sense.
>>287837418>>287838534>"He was like a brother to us. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."
>>287850851Drew this exact hand last week. Going first. Love this game
>>287850942It was overall a fun filler, there's actually some fun niche duel mechanics in it like Joey trunade'ing premature burial or Rebecca properly utilizing chaining in her duel against Vivian, or Yugi specifically milling his deck to 1 card to negate the maintenance cost of golden castle, but the animation quality is truly godawful, it's probably the worst any YGO series has ever looked.
>>287837418
Yeah because its just le funny meme right?Try acting like adults who explain their actions.
>>287832310His name is Louise
>>287850942Sasami/Miku
Akiza was robbed, and I am still mad. Fuck Konami.
>>287851874her name is aki
>>287851636Louise
>>287851374Can we just be honest? Yu-Gi-Oh's game design is one thing, but the art is completely atrocious.
>>287843357>Mystical Elf White LightningJEJ I totally forgot about that. White Lightning is an extremely cheap brand of cider in the UK, associated with drunken teenage delinquents. We all used to joke about Mystical Elf getting smashed and hanging about with the chavs in the park.
>>287852032For me it's Frosty Jack's in defence mode.
>>287852032Need cute alcoholic elf wife
>>287851874Okay ChatGPT, generate an image of Akiza Izinski and Kallen Kozuki trying on each other's signature clothes.
>>287852318Took me less than thirty seconds to find actual artwork of that.
>>287851874Aki making out with Asuka
>>287852238Mystical Elf C2 version
Why do all the main girls have huge racks? Like, even Tea, frankly.
>>287846876There's also a male version
