I think the obsession with Gardevoir online has gone a bit too far.Essentially, people treat it as if it were human, simply because its build is similar to that of a human.As a result, it doesn’t even seem like a Pokémon anymore, but has become a sexy woman.
>>287835624My Gardevoir is male.
>>287835731gay
>>287835624Sorry I'm not really into pokemon
How often is fardevoir even in the anime? I never saw it back when I watched.
>>287835624As far as "Pokemon obsessions" go, it's just about the tamest possible.
>>287836067I'm surprised they never had ash catch one seeing how popular she was. I still maintain Ash should have had a pokemon from each generation instead of 4 kantosPikachuLucarioDracovishMeginiumGreninjaGoodra/Inceniroar
>>287836067As far as I recall, Pokémon have no human rights; no matter how intelligent they may be, they are ultimately just animals.Therefore, you are perfectly free to buy a Gardevoir and turn it into your sex slave.
>>287836399Now that you say it I´m not surprised actually, after all her fame wasn´t exactly pure and it would be quite different from Chicorita´s case if they made her too attached.
>>287835624My Alakazam is cooler and stronger Gardevoir just doesn't measure up
>>287836929Your loss
gardevoirs don't have boobs .
Stop using dub names. It's called a Sir Knight.
Stop using dub names. It's called a Shānàiduǒ.
>>287835624The actual Gardevoir sprite looks almost nothing like what fan art tried to draw. I hate the fan art perverts, Gardevoir was actually cool. A similar thing happened with Renamon in Digimon.Something like this should probably be on /vp/ instead, but that place is often terrible, so I get why you tried for here.
>>287838156you're such a fucking dweeb dude
>>287838156>A similar thing happened with RenamonIt did but it also didnt fuck up the perception of the design as bad as Gardevoir has it. Flat out big ass titties on Gardevoir and slapping then in outfits is a fairly hard standard for her smut. At least Renamon regularly only gets tits.
>>287835624I'm more of a Gardevoir puristI'm talking fat forearmsThe dress stays onAnd no tits
intense babymaking sexno verification required
>>287838791>babymaking sexGenetic isolation prevents you from doing that
I'm more of a Lopunny guy.Also Umbreon, Ninetales, and Mimikyu
>>287835624It's a shame
>>287838339Something kinda ironic about invoking this pic on somebody with a fairly moderate dislike of off-model pokemon.
>>287836111>>287835802More goth and delinquent Gardes? I want my pokemon to look like she bullied me into training her.
>>287838156>>287838744OK，Original design
>>287840094The girl can’t speak, but you can tell from the look in her eyes that she’s calling you disgusting.
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>>287835624CorrectReminder that gardevoir is psychic, she knows that you want to fuck her and stays with you anyway
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>>287835624How does paizuri even work here?
>>287835624I'd gladly water that plant, if you know what I mean.
>>287843517It doesn't
If God didn't want me to masturbate to Pokémon, then why did he make the furry porn so good?
>>287844968God is dead
>>287835624>simply because its build is similar to that of a human.a number of pokemon canonically have human intelligence
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>>287844968Arceus canonically wants you to breed with Pokemon.
>>287843704Explain
>>287835624Not enough Yuri Gardevoir x Pokemon Trainer.
>>287835624I dont want gardevoir SEX, I want gardevoir ROMANCE.
>>287835624I've honestly never been that into Gardevoir.
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>>287835624Pokemon is a dead franchise at this point. In terms of soul, not sales.
I'll never understand pokefuckers
>>287838339How is it excessive to hate that people have tried to universally turn a cool animal design into something to fap to?
>>287855219It's not a hard concept to grasp
>>287840766Interesting that when the art is on model it's almost always not lewd
>>287855247it's a drawing brother there's got to be more worth hating
>>287838339lmaoooo
>>287858138You act like I want to track down people or something.
>>287856947it isn't trying to pander to coomers
>>287835624And i say Gardevoir itself is too far, old and busted compared to the superior Kirlia
>>287835624I mean, it's one of the Pokemon that looks the most human (complete with hair), it's canonically of human intelligence or above, and the official anime shorts do shit like pic related.I really don't think you need to be obsessed to give it human qualities.
>>287835624>obsession with Gardevoir online too farYou're just imposing your limitations on others
>>287838156>but that place is often terribleYou should go there, there are plenty of people like you there. Quite literally every single fanart thread has a guy complaining about off-model stuff. And even for much tamer stuff too.
By the way, how can you tell Gardevoir’s gender?If you have sex with a male Gardevoir, does that mean you’re gay?
>>287862756>If you have sex with a male Gardevoir, does that mean you’re gay?It's gay if you're a guy.
>>287835624i wonder if in pokemon world raising gardevoirs is like ordering phillipina wives for old men
>>287862781You can’t blame me.It’s hard to tell their gender apart.
Living in the Pokemon world with a Gardevoir as your partner must be difficult. No matter how wholesome and platonic your relationship is, everyone assume you're a pokefucker.
>>287862874Still feels weird that they made a pokemon with a 50/50 gender split and a blatantly feminine design, then gave it male exclusive split evolution later but didn't make it so every male had it by default
How can I get a blue Gardevoir?It looks quite expensive.
It's look like a cerfur
>>287848104golden shower
>>287862756Look at their privates because other than that theres no clearer attribute as with other Pokemon designsAlthough I do think I remember reading that they recently retconned male Gardevoirs but I cant be fucked to really research that.
>>287862756Female gardevoirs' cocks are bigger
>>287863074Gotta go shiny hunting like the rest of us.
>>287863864Why is it so big?
