Is gum disease endemic to Japan? Do they not floss there?
Not endemic but they do have horrible teeth, like people make fun of the British but I think japs have way uglier teeth
>>287837350Dental insurance is a luxury most don't have so no regular cleanings.
>>287837472that's tragic
>>287837350If you skip brushing teeth for an extended amount of time (2 weeks or more) then your gums do bleed when you eventually decide on brushing.t. experienced it
>>287837350>>>/jp/
>>287837350My gums always b...hmm tits.Just finished Kizu? I remember those screenshot names.
>>287837429Okay picked up
>>287837510Woah
>>287838742This one has ADHD and gum disease...
I would probably be only able to last around 20 seconds with Hane(cow)kawa's boobs.
https://youtu.be/ZUPOu2O_If0?si=cMKaPUeYAymRYDYv
rape
>>287840084Pretty good, surprisingly hard to nail both since Marina and Kana are very distinct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69wdANtUjLY
>>287841811yeah, i think especially the nadeko did a good job. they make quite many monogatari song voice overs. I think they're some kind of group of amateur VAs,not sure how many
>>287838742finished last nighti start working full time on monday so last opportunity to watch more than 1-2 episodes a day. kizu was all movies... i stayed up late last night to watch. and i fell in love with Hanekawa and her lovely tits.
>>2878423671-2 eps a day works. I don't think there is an arc longer than 6 eps.
where is the next seasoni was told there would be another season. a snail focused one, even
>>287842573shaft has lost its' mojo by the looks of it
>>287842731did they even announce the date of the m'doka movie yet? the fuck have they been doing for the last year?
>>287842573Homura's movie ate it.
>>28784284128.8 for madoka and they released virgin punk
>>287842841be patient monobro, i believe in shaftits more encouraging they aren't rushing it
Who's your ideal Monogatari threeway? Mine would be Hanekawa and Kanbaru
>>287843613Bee and bird
>>287843613I can't picture those two in a threeway together
>>287843613Kanbaru and Karen.>Ywn have your face sandwiched between two tight tomboy tummies.
>>287843613imagine them trying to out do eachother the entire time
>>287844797i never remember that image has a nipple until its already been posted.
>>287843613cat and snailmaking Hanekawa do lewd things to Hachikuji while i switch between them would be peak
>>287843613Do you have any idea how difficult of a question that is?...Monkey and 'nobu
>>287845195this is a good comboSuruga would leave Shinobu shuddering and craving a donut.
>>287843613Suruga, Sodachi, Shinobu
>>287845465
>>287846220Wait that's a 4way. This is harder, Suruga + Shinobu then.>>287845195Good taste.
>>287846334<3
>>287846356If I had the option it would be teen or 27 Shinobu
>>287846418Kanbaru x Teenobu would be very interestingKanbaru would totally lose to 27nobu in the hottest, best way
Ok but hear me out, Numachi and Tooe combo for the -> [actual Hana spoiler] necrophilia vibes.
Monkey x Crab perhaps.
>>287844167Hot>>287846900Wholesome
>>287846900my dick!
>>287846987Tomboy overload!You'd need a whole week to recover
>>287847031Fulfilling all of Kanbaru's wildest horny dreams
>>287843613Senjogahara and Kaiki
>>287843613Two adult Kiss-Shots.
>>287848774One adult Bat and a hag, most I can do for you.
>>287848887She can copy herself somehow. She does it in Shinobu Figure. But I guess I wouldn't mind Deathtopia. That's like vampire oyakodon.
>>287837350Japs has very bad teeth because they mostly eat soft food.
>>287849104that's confusing. hard gritty foods are bad for your teeth, not soft foods. soft toothbrushes erode less enamel than hard toothbrushes.maybe it's their diet being low in calcium?
>>287849168The thought is that eating modern diets causes your teeth to grow in shittier, jaw to be underdeveloped causing crowded teeth, etc. Obviously softer foods don't cause as much wear as tearing coconut husks with your teeth, but a separate problem. Not 100% sure on the validity, but it passes the sniff test to me at least.
>>287849504UOOOHH ToT
>>287847215
>>287852048>Right arm of the devilI mean it was a nice try nonetheless
>>287852106
>>287852185Heh, nice. Now I only get distracted by the impossible thumb length of the non-bandaged arm.
>>287852185yeah that's beyond my abilities. i just wanted to post more monkey yuri, i didn't gen this.monkey is so sexy...
>>287852385It's fine. I've still saved some fake monkeys. I love monkey.
>>287837350I was over there on the JET Program about 15 years ago to teach English at middle schools. It was incredible how many Japanese people you'd see with major cavities, even on their front teeth. Adults and relatively young kids. Granted, I was in a "smaller town" of about 100,000, but you hate to see that in kids. They seem to view basic brushing with a toothbrush and toothpaste the way many people in the west view mouthwash: an extra step, mostly optional unless you are properly cultured and have good parents.
>>287852589>They seem to view basic brushing with a toothbrush and toothpaste the way many people in the west view mouthwashThis is why watching this Nise should be mandatory.
>>287852589i always thought the Japanese took really good care of their teeth, judging from the way they kiss in porn at least. what a disappointment.
>>287852672The toothbrushing scene makes more sense when you realize they don't think about brushing as completely routine. It's like how we might clean our ears when they feel itchy and gooey - the Q-tip scraping around your ear canal and hitting all the right spots feels incredible, even if you do it yourself. But that's only because you waited several weeks between ear cleaning. The idea of the Monogatari toothbrushing scene is basically like a wet ear cleaning into an orifice that has dual use for sex.
>>287847215Crab would probably be down for it too as long as the other two don't get carried away and start kissing.
>>287852776I mean they did a good job explaining it in the show. Unless you're saying her teeth were uncleaned for extra pleasure.>>287852819Tummy kisses.
>>287852819having sex with your girlfriend's junior is TOO LEWD
>>287852860>I mean they did a good job explaining it in the show.That's the dialogue and narration of one character in a fictional cartoon story.
>>287852819Kanbaru would let Araragi stick it in, but you know all her attention is going to be on Hitagi.
>>287852928What made the challenge "hard" was explained. Don't know how much more sense you want it to make.
>>287852943She'd be living her fantasy for sure. Though if that event became regular she'd probably start paying more attention to Araragi after the initial high. He seems close to her tastes.
>>287853077>too tall for KanbaruFeels bad man
>>287853132My condolences. To be fair she doesn't seem like someone that would get too hung up on her preferences. She's a bit reckless and all over the place after all.
>>287853077
>>287852385>i just wanted to post more monkey yuriAlways a good motivation
>>287852776i can't believe they play tonsil honkey with monster mouth
>>287852860>Tummy kisses.
>>287853322AHHHHHHHH JESUS GODi need a kanbaru gf so bad bros
>>287853322
Sodachi Fiasco can't come soon enough.
>>287853447True, but at the same time don't hype it up too much for me. Acerola Bon Appétit turned out good but after reading the novel edition I really wish they did a few things differently.
>>287853514I believe in Shaft.
>>287843613Senjougahara and Sodachi
>>287853372>>287853394It's almost overwhelming how good her midriff is
I need to finish my rewatch of the entire series because I already want to rewatch Bake and Kizu again. Bake especially has this melancholic feel to it of which I can't get enough, no other anime does it. And they have the best soundtracks as well in my opinion.
>>287837350Vitamin C deficiency.
>>287854909Japanese people have scurvy?I mean that does make sense, rice and fish, lack of fresh fruits...
>>287843613snake and math
>>287843613Submitted for your approval, snail-bat combi
Starting Nise.I'm beginning to think Senjougahara has a few screws loose.
>>287855919>Starting NiseYou're in for a treat!
>>287855957is this the really horny installment?my body is ready
>>287852998Do you also ask ChatGPT or Grok to explain everyday things to you?
>>287855913so glad i jerked off an hour ago.not that it matters, since i'm not a pedophile.
>>287857105Araragi...
>>287855957Still does things to me
>>287859774
>>287855957Jailbait Nadeko=best Nadeko
>>287860134Does this count?
>>287860183What would be her reaction if it was really small...
>>287861145
>>287861170Would she like to see it....
HOTMONKEYSEX
>>287861568
>>287861218she might do mouth stuff if you ask sincerely
>>287861917I would very much like that, it wouldn't be much trouble for her with my size...
Alright, how do i approach the anime of this mess?
>>287837462That's just what natural teeth look like. The problem in England and Japan isn't unhealthier teeth they just have less cosmetic adjustments and whitening which means their teeth are often crooked. It's kind of like preferring a cut penis to a normal one
>>287863315Skip OPs 8-9 of Koyomimonogatari for "spoilers" (you're gonna watch them in Owari anyway)
>>287837429Odd way to brush your teeth
>>287863349T-thank you i guess...
>>287863372Did you ask for something different?
Whats the point of this thread anyway? Just a bunch of mentally ill gooners spamming the same shit
>>287863457
>>287857105
>>287863234i love cake
hear me out...
>>287863349this is slightly different from what i havei'll just stick to what i have here, pic related looks kind of confusing.
>>287865233It's the exact same as what you have there anon...Yours just lists the arcs included in second season whereas the image lists the episode numbers.
>>287865210a daring and horrifying synthesis
>>287865275looking in the folders, Kabuki is episodes 6-9, then Otori is 10-13so I would be watching Hana after episode 9, not episode 11.just what i noticed, i swear Monogatari has the most confusing releases I have ever seen in an anime. why not just S1, S2, S3, an OVA...
>>287865210hello police, I would like to report a crime
>>287865352You just have a Bluray release. Your season 2 consists of 23 episodes instead of 26. The missing 3 episodes are just recap episodes back from the TV release. Just stick with what you're doing, it's the same.
Been jerking off so much the whole day it feels like my prostate is hurting, sigh...
>>287865603get a grip man
>>287843613Snail-bat forever. Sprinkle doll at your leisure.
>>287865603
>>287861614
monogatari is le gaytheir next project should be a maria holic / soul taker cross over
>>287865679Uohhhhhhhhh. Monkey's belly!!! Erotic...
>>287861614look at the fucking thigh gap on that monkey
