>Naruto married Hinata, reserved, dark haired girl with special eyes>Sasuke married Sakura, loud and confident girl that was chaisng him for yearsHmm...
Yeah, that's what happened.
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>>287845051What's even funnier, is Salad's actual mom is also an actual Uzumaki.So had it not been for screeching pink shits, Sasuke's canon wife would have been from naruto's clan.
what's with Naruto and EVA fans being exclusively obsessed with discussing which characters should fuck?
>>287845854>old surface level anime>only thing to talk about are shipsIt's the logical step.
>>287845051kill yourself narutard
>>287845051>Sasuke>reserved>Sakura>confident
Naruto should have gotten both girls.
>>287845847Holy speedreader.
>>287847195where am i wrong?
>>287847222Karin isn't Salad's mom.
>>287847242keep coping pinkshit
>>287847259Ah, I see. Uppity NTRfags are at large again.
>>287847312Why does salad wear glasses despite the uchiha having excellent eyes and sakura not needing them?
>>287845854This just a Sakurafag only thing. They can't move on despite Kishimoto shitting all over them.
>>287847336Because Kishimoto wanted to make funny story where he cucks his heroine until the last minute reveal. Kishimoto humiliating Sakura is a kink of his.
>>287847336You know that eye conditions are not strictly hereditary, right? They can be developmental, appear due to birth defects, etc.
>>287845091Incredible. Not only a xitter meme, but an incorrectly used xitter meme. Kill yourself
>>287845051When you put it like that...
>>287846147Keep seething
>>287846147Lmao