Who is the best girl? For me, it's Bat.
>>287907290Math
>>287907290
>>287907290bat sexo
>>287907312She looks weak to anal.
>>287907347Her butthole is not for sex
Guys, I'm gonna break up with Crab. Wish me luck.
>>287907392
Which Monogatari girl is most likely to be a rapist?
>>287907408What's she gonna do about it? Beat me with her big meaty claws?
Pumping and dumping Crab.
>>287907290You can have all of them but Monkey is mine.
>>287907356Not with that attitude.
>>287907750Isn't she a dyke, though?
>>287908243>doing that with something under the height of consentArararagi is a monster.
Is it gay to want to fuck Spooky Ougi?
>>287908634It's not
>>287907290The fire sister do it for meMostly because i self insert as rrg
>>287908673Are they really brocons?
>>287907854Bi with a preference for boys on the smaller side.
>>287908715They both have boyfriends who supposedly look like Koyomi.
Pumping and dumping skeehee.
>>287907290I used to be a catfag but on my most recent rewatch I started really liking Ougi
>>287909502Happens.
>>287909502I love Ougi, too.
I wonder what sex with Doll is like.
>>287907324Is bat virgin?
>>287909929Improbable but not impossible.
Deathtopia tried to rape me after I called her a miserable little pile of secrets, she wasn't successful.
>>287909929Maybe.
I love Doll.
>>287908634Only if you want it to be
>>287909906At least you can actively pursue and answer this one.
>>287907290doll
>>287911274Awesome.
>>287907290Bat (the big one).
>>287911699Based.
>>287912443Big fat bat tats.
>>287913572Intimidating
>>287911699Doll is my wife.
>>287911699
For me, it's the Snake
>>287914049I want to fuck snek.
>>287914722Get in line
>>287907290Why doesn't Araragi marry her? Why does he even bother with any other girl when he has literally the perfect woman already?
How would each Monogatari girl react to getting broken up with?
>>287914897Why bother with marriage when the bond goes above even that...
>>287907290Everyone but crab. Fuck crab spiked pole.
Pumping and dumping Bird.
>>287914961Bat love.
>>287907290plap plap plap
I broke up with Crab.
>>287915952i love leg_lock
>>287913572
>>287909906She says yay and does the peace sign when you nut, probably in the usual tone.
>>287911699she's an undead corpse, you'd probably have to use a usb heating stick or something to warm her pussy up first. Big hassle.
>>287914897Isn't she supposed to be like a foot taller than him in her adult form?
>>287916785Don't worry, I'm well aware
Guys, is marrying snek a good idea?
>>287916846Do you like it cold?
>>287916890You wouldn't have to marry her. She'd be fine with being your side piece.
>>287916806I don't know if it's by that much but she's definitely taller than him even without her heels.
You wouldn't lust after your imouto's butt, right?
>>287907290always Hanekawa, she's Araragi's soulmate after all.
>>287916806
>>287917021That's not how vaginas work. Looks like she's tucking a ballsack
>>287916909Oh yeah
>>287917234God imagine being exposed to this every day.
>>287917586>>287917234>>287917021I don't get it, she wants to fuck Araragi? why was she counting his abs?
>>287917615*
>>287917623Dude's hard as a rock
>>287917615Tsukihi has nothing to offer to counter this >>287917623 she's just all fat and no effort
>>287917715>she's just all fat and no effortTsukihi is the perfect kind of fat though, perfectly slammable and soft in your hands.
look at this fat fucking cat ass
>>287917919LOOK AT IT
normal sibling behavior
>>287917946Very normal
>>287917919>>287917933Does the cat even have a particularly nice ass?
>>287917946I didn't realize her feet were completely off the groundHe is holding her up by his pelvis
>>287917946What am I looking at here?
Bird stop making me horny challenge
>>287907290I just rewatched Kizumonogatari. Fuck its good. I guess i'll have to rewatch the whole show again.
>>287918406>picdang snail is a SLOOT
>>287917696>>287917234Tsukihi talks shit but she's the weakest by far. Araragi would break >>287917623 with a single thrust.
>>287918641Fig. 1.Bird body in its full glory for consideration of thrust-breaking potential.
>>287918047I mean look at itshe has ass cleavage its huge
>>287918360normal sibling behavior
>>287919035I am continuing to observe this neko for insights.
>>287919057Elaborate.
I want to fuck both Bird and Snek.
>>287920259
>>287920301I'm sure I'll get away with it.
>>287920335
>>287920408Like a hamster eating a banana.
>>287920437I bet she can take it. Snek is a throat goat.
>>287920244they are siblingsand they are behaving normally
>>287920685Imaging breathing in the imoutoscent straight from the source.
>287918682>>287918641>>287918027>>287917742 >>287917696>>287917586wait, was it all tease only? do they really not feel anything for each other? such a waste of time.
I love birb
>>287920869Bird leg
>>287920817>>287920698chances Nisio will make them cross the line?
Bird raped me and said it was because I was looking at another girl for too long.
>>287921672That's on you. Why were you looking at that other girl, anon?>>287920817
>>287921718I liked her the colour of her shirt. What did I do wrong?
>>287920408N-not that big actually...
Kaiki best girl.
>>287922489>gripping developments>tight direction>engaging plot
>>287922625MYSmolest your sister
>>287922887Try that shit, she'll rape you.
>>287918406I only appreciated some arcs after rewatching them.
>>287907290You posted her. She's been my phone background for three phones now. Love me my little bat. Best version is webm related.
>>287923193Would it kill her to wear panties?
Get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>287918682It's funny how the TV version of this scene where she shakes the water off herself is cuter than the BD version.
>>287923284Aren't you confusing it with a scene right afterwards? He splashes her more than once.
>>287923212Yes.
>>287923296I don't recall. It's been a long time since I've seen both versions. I just remember the two frame TV version seemed silly and fit the scene where better quality animation looked better but lost the silliness of the mood.
>>287923328Interesting.
>>287923339This is the splash I'm talking about. Her silly two frame twitch back and forth is very cute.
>>287923498Yeah, different scene. Both exist at the same time.
Sex with Bird.
>>287923666Of course Satan would want to fuck skeehee.
>>287923666>666Satan loves best girl.
Is there even a bad song in this ost? Might have to download it all and add it to my collection.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioJhp2jKG_U
What would your life be like if Tsukihi was your yandere imouto?
>>287924240My balls would never be full. I would be the drained man meme.
>>287924240I'd fake my death.
>>287924240I'd be dead in a week.
>>287924269>>287917245Terrible idea
>>287924291Why?
>>287924301She's gonna test if you're actually dead by killing you anon. She's not super smart.
>>287924322That's why I have to make sure it's in an "accident" where my body couldn't be recovered or is unrecognisable. Or lost at sea.
>>287924337That's just disappearing then. Although your safety isn't guaranteed she's probably easy to trick.
>>287924348Well, better disappear and movie countries.
>>287924348I wonder if there are other yanderes in that situation.
>>287923225Redeem the snake today itself sir.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5lXODmjx0U
next two novels nisio is writing are called Torimonogatari and Ootorimonogatari. bird won.
Yozuru Kagenui is yandere for you and is forcing you to marry her. How do you escape?
>>287924436>TorimonogatariMommaragi arc based around bird's conception>Ootorimonogatari18+ bird adventure arc about finding out something isn't entirely normal
its kinda cringe to see people post same images that have been posted thousand times from a decade old animeslike, go watch somethingI hear frierens popular
>>287924520Joke's on her I'm fine getting married into rich households.
>>287924520I fake my death.
>>287924551>animesBet you've never seen this snake used as a reaction picture.
>>287924551>cringeUnderage detected.
>>287924551>animes
>>287924415Other yanderes would probably be Crab and Snake. How would you escape them?
>>287924593Pretend I'm trans or gay now, like Bugs Bunny
>>287924593Literally just disappearing and moving to Europe. Not much they can do about it.
>>287924593Moving cities and wearing Darth Vader cosplay at all times in public.
>>287924577its interesting how much it feels monogatari was carried by the original character designs first by vofan and then whoever did bakemonoThey stuck to same character design style all this time. They're timeless.If they had started with the garbage kizu designs this whole franchise would've died down already.
>>287924520DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT
>>287924520Touch her cheek, look her dead in the eyes and say "no way fag".
YOU HEAR ME ANON, I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL FUCK MY SISTERS! THE ARARAGI BLOODLINE CAN ONLY CONTINUE WITH YOUR HELP, ANON AND YOU'RE HELPING, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
>>287924703No way fag.
Anybody have a good quality of these Shibuya 109 images?
>>287924703Fuck them yourself.
>>287924520I just get Kiss-Shot to make her go away.
>>287924863>Kiss-ShotBat news anon
>>287924520Legally change my name to "ground" so her curse prevents her from walking all over me.
>>287924520No thanks, bro.
>>287924936What would Dante be like as Monogatari's protagonist?
>>287924956like Kaiki but even cooler
>>287925015What about Vergil?
Is shinobu cute or lewd?
>>287925078Depends on her size.
>>287925078Depends on her size. That version is very cute. Would headpat and feed doughnuts to /10.
>>287925078yes
A cat is fine too.
>>287907290Personally I think monkey is cute but she's a lesbian and kidna an asshole doing it only because she wants to break up araragi and crab. Crab which I intensely dislike both as a charcter and love interest and I'm not even a hanecowa should have won guy (which has it's own issues). She's a bitch who comes out of nowhere, they barely interact on screen and when they do it's abuse is funny because it's girl beating him and he's immortal anyway. He has a more engaging relationship with anyone else in the cast.>oh but in the gorrlinionth volume she....I don't care I already made up my mind to dislike her and you can't change it that easily.
>>287924890I want a donut gremlin...
>>287925030Who would he impregnate and abandon?
>>287925030>>287925752Teori, probably. Kagenui would grind his hipbone to dust riding him.
>>287925810Is his regeneration consent to her fucking him harder? Also, how would Teori and Kagenui react to him fucking off?
>>287925810Vergil might get Bee and Dante might get Bird.
>>287924520I run away as fast as I can and book a flight to Mexico.
>>287925159
>>287925935>Dante might get BirdCan Bird get clam-jammed?
>>287925975>MexicoYou'll get found.
>>287925980Cute.
Pumping and dumping Kagenui.
>>287926546You'll make her cry
>>287926573What happens after?
Hachikuji getting a BBL
Pumping and dumping Snail.
getting pumped and dumped by Tooe
>>287926573What's the worst that could happen?
>>287924520Split myself in two.
Math is for anal.
>>287925078Nowadays, cute.
>>287926698Faggot
for sex
>>287926831I know camera pan stitches look weird but Watanabe also draws her with wide hips.
>>287926831>>287926884Triplets. NOW!
>>287927218Get ready
>>287926824built for ntr
>>287907290Monkey-chan by Far.
>>287907290Nadeko is the cutest!I haven't watched anything after tsuki yet, but that isn't going to change.
>>287928854facts
>>287930117Need Ougi gf
>>287930117This Ougi's pretty trappy. Very feminine clothes (ZR) over a boyish figure.Also, birb is cuter than snek.
>>287930205Seems to have a secret tail
>>287930251It's that scene girl zig-zag wallet chain (?) that Miku usually has. I don't really know what to call it.
>>287930163Oh my word
>>287930308I'm clueless about fashion myself
>>287930251I put it in
>>287930163how is this possible?
aint gonna lick itself
>>287930185>ywn experience even 1% of this smugness directed at you whenever you wantwhy even live
>>287932880y-yes mistress..*ぺろぺろ* *ぺろぺろ* *ぺろぺろ*
>>287932880Yeah well neither am I if she looks like that.
>>287932880
>>287934979>scissors she had stashed in her pussy slices your lip open
>>287927389Built for tomboys
>>287935113>sorry about yesterday. Now that I've tought about it I should take responsibility
>>287935351Higasa is really cute
>>287907290Da Spooky, Da Cow, Da Monkey
Which of the gatari girls have the most kissable lips?
>>287935879
>>287935930
>>287935879Obviously Hanekawa.
>>287936281Lalaragi homo man
>>287936828naked loli neko ero
>>287936828one of these is not like the other
>>287935879Obviously the one literally named Kiss.
>>287937721Pretty shitty lips desu would not kiss
>>287918027>>287918682>>287917742>>287917234>>287917021>>287921114She's already taken all of my semen.. I don't have any more to shoot
>>287938212Yes you do
>>287907290Bat sexo.
>>287938315mercy..
>>287938405Just let it happen
I'll continue to indulge in these threads without ever interacting with the actual series.
>>287935879araragi's mom
>>287938932One day my dick will not be enslaved by that bird..But Today is not that day
>>287927389>>287935351Realistically, how do you escape from this situation?
>>287930163>>287930197new slopkino droppingmore
>>2879401321) Fake a heart attack or a seizure2) Urinate yourself and pray it deters them
>>287940194>Urinate yourself Their reaction
>>287940282If they're all rolling around and laughing then I will flee!
why does Nugatari have basically no fanservice?Nadeko in gym shorts was nothing compared to previous seasons
>>287940458>escape tomboy room>encounter mamma
>>287940743Damn, uh..Would she cease if I said I already had a loving girlfriend?
>tomboy mom>loves you tenderly>possible oyakodon >Mamaragi>full dommy mommy >actually, also possible oyakodon with dom yandere imouto SkeeHee
Does Tsugimonogatari have fanservice?
>>287907466Crab,of course
Araragi noNO
dose
>>287941071cold doll foot
>>287923213breedable
>>287923213>>287941254Bird hipsBird thighsBird waistBird tummyBird tits
>>287941585no eggs. worthless.
>>287941834BIG egg >>287917742also pudgy tummy = sexo
>>287939013Who's ur favorite girl?
>>287907323now i need to nut again
>>287942161
>>287942189
>>287936828I see a lost cat here
>>287941236Hey wait a minute, this one's a Rozen Maiden doll.
>>287942161>>287942207Doing it all over Nobu's barefoot soles really feels so good...
Look at this doll I found in a bin.
>>287942207Imagine her humiliating you by making you hump her sandals while she watches.
>>287941002Hmm, I could see some scenes that Shaft could play around with but inherently I wouldn't say it has fanservice.
>>287937546>>287942539shhh
>>287942656cool, she even heils
>>287940743The scariest part about Tooe after Tsugi, is realizing that she probably meant to keep her part of the deal if Araragi jokingly accepted. When Izuko said she couldn't really plan around Araragi because he was impulsive and unpredictable and that reminded her of her sister she wasn't kidding.
>>287942656Doll is nopan
Is this ai or some edit?
>>287944242Shinbo's private stash
>>287940725Something something current year something something modern audiences
>>287945308monogatari had an end song sang by yoasobi and youtube staffer commented on the videothat cant happen if theres nipples or such
ride wife - life good
>>287944628
>>287945506Gattai
Karen raped me for kissing another girl on the cheek.
>>287945841Did you rape her back?
>>287945853I tried, then she consented, so I was foiled.
>>287945869Damn brat played you like a fiddle.
>>287945892She probably planned all this.
Tsukihi raped me after she found out I was planning on getting a girlfriend.
>>287945993reasonable
>>287946034Why?
>>287946038the little sister has dibs on her big brother
>>287946077Still confessing to the other girl.
>>287946085
>>287946140What's she gonna do about it?
>>287946164rape until the attitude improves
>>287946164
>>287946173>>287946194Better fake my death, then.
>>287946173>>287946194Cheating on your imouto even if you're not dating her.
>>287946173>>287946194I'll just play this to scare her away. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZHOM2X1NgFI
Who is the scariest Monogatari girl?
>>287946678
Anal sex with Math.
>>287946678Gaen. She knows everything I've ever jacked off to.
>>287946932Which Gaen?
>>287946477Good call, imoutos and Spinosaurus are natural enemies in the wild.
>>287946678Bird.
>>287947002The less hot one.
>>287947063true
>>287945506Karen is the his best vehicle though
get in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwtQ620-cc
>>287947728what's that?
>>287947765Just click on the channel to see their content.
>>287946678Nadeko da yo!
>>287926592
>>287947728When are they going to sing?
>>287947849How can anyone be afraid of this?
>>287947974Beats me
>>287948151rape
>>287947903the song played in the very beginning
