I hate it how people think Death Note invented squatting on a chair. I squat on my chair at work all the time when I am deep in thought. And L is doing it wrong anyway. You're supposed to flex the forefoot, not keep the foot flat on the ground. The flexing helps the thought process.This is why L lost.
>>287923714Are you for real mate?Has a single person in the entire world ever said Death Note invented squatting on a chair?
>>287923714I don't believe this is something you actually care about
>>287923749Why wouldn't I? Don't you ever feel insecure thinking>"what if some young person sees me squatting on my chair and thinks that I am a weaboo"
>>287923764nobody see's you squatting on a chair and thinks you're a weeaboo, but they do think you're a fucking weirdo
>>287923764You're posting on /a/, would he be wrong?
>>287923764others thinking I'm a weaboo would be the least of my concerns
>>287923764NoNot to mention even if they did there would be zero consequences for me. The fuck are they gonna do? Complain to my supervisor, the 36 year old woman with inuyasha and invader zim stickers on her work laptop?
>>287923714It's really fucking gay, though.
>>287923737Probably.
>>287923988Okay but have they said it somewhere OP heard it?
>>287923714I would say it's based on Sherlock Holmes, from the story The Red-Headed League, but the position seems to have been a bit lost in translation.
>>287923714YOOO L IS JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL
>>287924006No
When I see a person squatting I think of a Eastern European in a track suit
>>287924304Silly chen.
>>287923714Are you a jeet by any chance?
>>287924304it's rude to stare at someone while they're taking a squat
I recommend throwing power hand gestures when waking up it anchors the mind back to the physical world.
>>287924649>accidentally throw gang sign>the wiretap in your phone OS sees and reports it>get shot by cops
>>287923714A lot of people think dragon ball invented fighting, but my dad was beating me way before that
>>287925754This was an epic joke, insane no one replied to this yet ... you guys suck!
bro thought his thread was gonna be legendary :skull:
>>287923764They will think you're a sped, which seems to be a correct assumption. Squatting on a chair is an autism thing, just like dino hands, walking on tiptoes, etc.
>>287923714but it's bad for your back
>>287928297I think dino hands are based & cool.
>>287923714are you even older than death note when were you born
>>287928669Not her but the mere fact that it comes to your mind that there could be people younger than Death Note outs you as a projecting underage. I am 37 and I don't even consider the possibility that people who were born after 2000 exist, unless they themselves bring it up (like you did just now).
How do you even do this without a) falling over backwards b) losing circulation in your legs after about 20 seconds
>>287929656It may be an Asian thing. Wikipedia actually mentions this on its page on squatting. Non-whites can squat like L, as depicted in the OP. But White people squat like this >>287923714>You're supposed to flex the forefoot, not keep the foot flat on the ground.Maybe the have a slightly different circulatory system. It may sound like I am alienating them but they also have odorless sweat and flaky, dry earwax. Now that's truly mindblowing innit?
I was about to post KYON-KUN DENWA, but then I realized Death Note actually did it first, since it appeared in the DN manga before the Haruhi anime.
>>287929656practtice.
>>287929760whites can sit seiza and squat like this just fine.it's just a matter of practice and poise.
>>287923714>>287923749
>>287932593>>287932610But the browns and the yellows just do it naturally with no practice
>>287929656200lbs+ post
>>287932662they don't, the practice is tied to their culture.
finding an excuse to post Ritsu
>>287932969Blind idiot, she's not squatting. Her soft tomboy butt is clearly on the chair.
>>287932662>and the yellowsTheir legs are short and stubby, and they spend half of their lives sitting on the floor. They have weird squat toilets too.
>>287934287That's why you should always carry toilet paper with you in Japan! They have super modern kakkoii auto-cleaning toilets, but sometimes you find those darn squat toilets and no toilet paper san!!!
>>287923764It looks retarded regardless so you should just sit your ass down normally.
Fuck you all, I did it first.
>>287923714>tfw too fat to sit like this
>>287923714Why is he sitting like that?
>>287935453To signify that despite his pale skin he represents the good side, represents Japan. While the "Light" Yagami represents Western corrupted ideals of "justice" and evil
>>287923714ADHD is associated with poor muscular support and, by extension, "sitting like a pretzel."
>>287923714I remember kids seeing Death Note and trying to act all calm and analytical like L, this was when that smart character archetype was popular. Light was actually refreshing because he was a more accurate portrayal of them being egotistical spergs
I wonder if when they were handcuffed if L forced Light into the washing machine or if he had a top loader just in case
>>287923780Or that the floor is lava
>>287935453Maybe his butt hurts.
>>287923714You aren't asian, only asians can do that (eestern fall in the floor if they do that).
>>287937670>You aren't asian, only asians can do that (eestern fall in the floor if they do that).Terrible example on the photo, since she actually only has one of her heels up. She looks like she's half-Asian though, so maybe that's why. Half-Asians have to have one foot flat on the ground and one heel up.
>>287937634from what?
>>287937731Because it wants to sit on the chair
>>287937138kek'd, these are the real lore questions we should be asking
>>287937731
Doing barbell squats made it natural for me to keep my feet flat. It's not even that hard.
>>287923714post knees
>>287938177Are nephews okay?
>>287923714L and Ayakanogi are literally me
>>287923780They would be thinking that maybe his butt hurts
>>287933886
>>287937670Are slavs asian
>>287942768Some think they are. Which is wild.
>>287923714I have been sitting like that since before the death not manga. not to improve my thought process, but to eat. That's why I hate eating in other people's house or restaurants cause I can't sit like this.
>>287937138Why did they cut this banger scene from the goated-ass skibidi anime?
>>287945076Maybe it would've been a pain in the ass to animate or it seemed too stupid in hindsight. Death Note also came out during a time when media was trying its hardest to be cool, even though the show was often funny
