Uta WILL win
first for Total. Uta. Sex.
>>287950295That would be the ideal outcome so you can be 100% sure it will never happen
uta is the designated loser thoughever.cf ntr kinda cringe too
>>287950295>swamped with work until MondayMy weekly dose of Uta...
I'm freaking out. I am freaking the fuck outWhy the fuck is he turning down Uta? He spends so much time with her, they have so much chemistry, they're so good for each other, they work so well together. Yet, every fucking time, he keeps rejecting her for A BLONDE GIRL WHOSE NAME I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER BECAUSE WE GET SO LITTLE TIME WITH HER! Haibara NEVER spends any fucking time with blondie. Why the fuck is he still stuck in this "she was so pretty the first time I saw her" when he's had so much good time with Uta. She's so cute and precious and kind and sweetheartedThis is pissing me the fuck off. We've gotten 6 fucking episodes of him and Uta, yet he's constantly flashing back to some bitch that's basically a side character. Blondie has ZERO personality and we've spent NO time with her. We've seen every other side character actually do things. Hell, I know more about Haibara's coworker than I do about blondie.
>>287950860uta is cringe sorry
Imouto!
childhood friends are for protecting
fucking end me now
hoshimiya fucking natsuki while uta and miori watches!
miori is worst girl
More like pUta
Ntr.
This damn succubus!
>>287951250>mfw a filthy blue tries talking to me
>tomboy vs tomboy>blondie is completely nonexistent in the storyyou know, i'm starting to think idealizing the boring blonde girl is what's ruining his youth.
>>287950860Sometimes when you're not into someone you're just not into them and no matter what they'll do nothing will change that. Just one of those things in life you have to deal with, whether your on one end or another.
What does she even do?
Episode 6, 4 min in.Miori won da Natsu and I don't need to watch anymore.
True heroine
osananananananananajimmy in chinese cartoons are for losing
The strongest.
Uta is a nasty homewrecker.
>>287951404She becomes Natsu's wife.
>>287951528Lots of sweaty sex with Miori
Miori spending the rest of life often thinking what if she got together Natsuki!
>>287952020I'm tired, her life*
My glass is here.My rum is cold from the piercing gaze of Koyun and her Ramparts of Ice™.And my liver will never be ready.Let's fucking go.
Spoken like a true sociopathlike me
Waht a fucking Chad.
>my whole drama is people talking about me behind my backGoddammit Miori.
>>287952149
You know, if there's one thing I learned in my dull, boring life, it matters more who is saying it to you than what is it being said.
god Uta you're going to make me fucking snap, I'll drag you to the nearest love hotel and ram my thick adult cock up your tiny ass to the root even if I have to put you in hospital with a ripped sphincter
Jesus Christ sister.You don't need to roast your onii-chan while you infodump to the viewers.
>>287951984Smelling Miori after she puts up a triple double and wins the game
CF marriage and procreation
Surprise winner, Namika getting the Natsuki penor.
>tatsuya: i'll make you at me someday>also tatsuya: sorry im going out with my family this weekendJesus Christ brother. Are you even fucking trying??
Oh God this tomato roll
cute mommy
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
they wasted all the budget on passing basketballs..
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"fucking Haibaratranny, don't think you'll walk out of this without being loved, kissed and fucked"
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UTA SISTERS WE'RE EATING GOOD OKONOMIYAKI TONIGHT
>we have two power couples, who's tall boy x short girl, airing this thursday night, who's perfectly together, everyone agrees, and is not the canon coupleIf God is real, I want to strangle him right now.
>>287950860he has memories of her from his first run and uta really is cute enough that it makes him have doubts about blondie and the next few eps will be huge for her so stay tuned for the next episode of dragon ball z
As a miorifag I can't stay indifferent to Uta. She's such a sweetheart.
>>287950860Amen brother. This is injustice.Why create a perfect character for our MC just to show us them crash and burn?
Feels like they are just stringing together girl routes now like in the VN adaptions of ye olde
>there are fags still mad that asa won
>>287950860You gotta keep in mind that Haibara literally never got over his high school kurorekishi, so much so that he wished himself back into his freshman year. Blonde not only represents a long lost childhood crush, but the very lynchpin of his rainbow youth plan. No other girl, no matter how cute or how much they make him blush or how much palpable chemistry they have, can compare to the ideal high school crush he never ever got over, ESPECIALLY as a lonely permavirgin.
>>287953332Call me schizo but I feel the next big thing after isekai is VN-format series where the author just writes side stories featuring all the heroines.
>>287953332they're not though, you have to understand that it isn't even a battle right now, it's just been uta standing on the stage alone, but hoshimiya is about to join her on stage and start the battle. after that things are mostly settled
>>287953463how about isekai with side routes
>>287953532Brown shirou will see them together after summer vacation and will clearly be pissed they somehow got progress unlike him.
>>287953532Cutest li'l Goa'uld System Lord
>>287953583>>287953635
Just looked this up, I'm a sucker for this kind of premise but before I watch: does this dude act with the maturity you'd expect of a university student or is he your typical japanese retard?
Bass girl is best girl
if natsuki were to choose uta or hoshimiya, who should it be and why is it miori
>>287953725He's genuinely mentally stuck in high school when it comes to social situations. He's got the discipline to jog and study and work, but he spills spaghetti constantly around cute girls.
>>287953874disappointing.. I'll still watch it though.
>>287953874pretty realistic.
>>287953963spoilers he gets together with uta
>>287953725typical Japanese retardThey could have completely scrapped the RELIFE thing and it would have just been some dude having his highschool debut
Help I think Miori is cute.
Did they change the anime? I remember them kissing not on the festival but on the way home and someone saw them. I might be misremembering things.
>>287954096>hug a girl once>immediately fall in loveanon..
>>287953963>>287954062Think about it, if he actually grew up as a person he wouldn't need or want to redo his high school years. Yea he developed some discipline when he got older but it makes sense that he isn't chad thundercock as he still need to grow up. It's a pretty realistic situation.
>>287954139Men are simple creatures.
>>287953081There is no justice in this world
>>287954146Its already an unrealistic situation lol, But I get it, and I don't want a chad thundercock character either, there's hectares of space between a retard and player.This premise where someone sits in the middle ground would be interesting at least once. Even reincarnation isekai tend to fuck it up 9 times out of 10.Hopefully its an enjoyable watch anyway
>>287954146He's about as awkward as a real teenage boy. This series does it much better. Adaption when?
>miori catches the ball(natsuki)>tries to pass it to uta>doesn't workoh noes
>>287954311>He's about as awkward as a real teenage boya loser with no romantic experience will act like this whether he's a teenager or 30 years old
Sniffing Miori
>>287954136yes, in the LN they kissed in front of her house and i think miori saw it? i think this fact is also not revealed right away but they could still show that next ep though
>>287954136>>287954810
>>287954858oh i plan to watch the ep in a few hours so didn't notice when i skimmed through
>>287953267in the case of ao no hako, the main girl is so fucking boring
which girl should i root for to win?
>>287955152Uta NOW, Uta TOMORROW, and Uta FOREVER
Why not Redhead butthurt boi and Uta?
Passionate lovemaking with Uta
no girl will ever light up like that after spotting youhow do you keep living
Deep, deep, DEEP nakadashi with Uta
For cheap wish fulfillment like this, editors should strong-arm the authors to slowly phase out the first romantic interest in favor of every other girl.The main girl is always the most fucking boring character.
>>287956330I self insert therefore she does that to me
>>287954383No, I won't.
>traitorous cfThe blonde is the only good girl
Just make the other girl gay, then Uta wins by default.
>>287952606he shouldn't have answered right away, everyone but haibara rejected the offer, he basically allowed her to go on a date with another guy. if haibara wasn't a homosexual harem profagonist it could have ended much differently
Haha what if he lost that match
Uta humiliation episode
>>287951257Sorry, flat tomboy, at the end of the day the Stacy CF gets the boy
>>287956828>traitorousMC already fixed her
Man what a retardBut it's a relatable retard move, I bet this was the kind of moment that kept him up at night at 25 just like me
>>287956330It hurts so much...
The cuckquean stare
>>287957493but that's every episode
>*knocks on your door late into the night*
>>287952472His reaction was actually pretty funny
>moments before disaster>>287957618True
>>287952712My fuarking retard recognizes it's an indirect kiss, knows she likes him, sees this and then asks this fucking question
Stop leading her on you fucking faggot
Uh oh
>>287957670damn CFs don't understand boundaries..
Coercive handholding!
>not using godly festival magic to winngmi
>>287950295What's exactly stopping this guy from impregnating every girl in this school and get away with it because teens fuck up all the time anyways.
>>287957769but uta is for losing, nothing wrong with that
>>287953725He acts with the maturity you expect from a proper mature adult, so a typical retard.
>>287957891Maybe he isn't into boats?
>>287958015what kind of faggot doesn't like boats
Should just remove the blonde bitch and make this about Uta and Miori
i can't unhear thorfinn, halp
>>287958120Thorfinn wishes he was half the man Haibara is.
Imouto has known Miori for years, you're telling me he's supposed to step away from her at this point now?
This is... exploitable.
>>287958120He will always be Teruto to me
I only watched half of the first episode because the designated boring blonde winner showed up
I like imouto scenes, it's like she keeps getting trolled.
I thought he was going to go 2v1 to teach her that it's a team sport but nope Mister Perfect just wins on his own which kind of sends the wrong message
I knew it'd just be the other girls being petty bitches but they really are just being petty bitches
I've never heard of getting the yips for passing, is that a thing?
>>287958705she has a big moment coming up, i hope you like it
Well that was easy
I'm sure you'll all call me a fag but I have zero interest in Uta, I'd sooner take the boring blonde non-character or a random background NPC
According to Crunchyroll they all gave the exact same excuse
>>287958971nanase and reita said they don't like crowds
hoshimiya hikari > pUta
Dude is leading her on like the Pied Piper, this isn't healthy
>>287959003They are just like me
Do we not have a stitch anon? I was hoping I wouldn't have to post this abomination
>>287958015Natsuki fucking the whole basketball team except Miori and Uta!
>>287959254I can make stitches if you like. But you should download Image Composite Editor, it's what everyone uses. You just throw screenshots in there and it juss werks
I sometimes like to daydream about what I would do if I went back in time. If I went back far enough I guess I'd try and stop 9/11, but then I wonder how many historical factoids do I remember that I could use to prove that I came from the future? Maybe I could spoil The Matrix or something
>>287958822longer story arc compressed for anime, please understand>>287958949i'm not much of a fan either, hair too short
>>287960102I know exactly what I'd do if I went back in time. Obviously, buy bitcoin. But more importantly, I'd bet on the outcome of sports games since I'll know every Super Bowl winner (plus some upsets like Giants Packers 2012). I'd also start tripfagging on 4chan and wow everyone with my anime knowledge. Stuff like predicting Endless Eight or that Lucky Star would become the bedrock of board culture. I'd do the same on /sp/ when it got made. And maybe I'd go out with friends or something, but that's secondary. I'd definitely have an easier time in high school because my adult mind wouldn't be so concerned about the opinion of children. I'd probably try to get a GF since I'd have the mental satisfaction of banging a high schooler despite physically being one
>>287960102The only thing I'd do differently would be to ignore homework in favor of picking up a skill (instead of ignoring homework in favor of browsing the internet) and don't bother with education past highschool. Doing anything else (either for myself or others) would require money and/or power I still wouldn't have even with knowledge of the future (bitcoin would only cover some of it), so I would just enjoy more time with Mom.
the least believable part about this is any of these characters being socially adept in the first year of high school.
The ED warned us
i can't believe uta raped natsuki
>>287960614She didn't but she should have. This season has radicalized me on nice girls. Nice girls need to rape nice boys to prevent blonde girls from stealing them. Nice boys are too indecisive to be left to their own devices.
>>287960150Hair can... grow out.I know it's a shocking concept.
I need shippers, preferably from the nameless crowd in the series. Like say the basketball team rooting for Miori, though admittedly that would be mean to Uta.
>>287960776her hair won't grow out anytime during the series and we won't see it>>287960824i don't know if we'll see it but a pretty cute shipping event might be coming up soon but it's all a misunderstanding
i wonder if the author is going to show a result of what would have happened if he continued his adult days
>>287952668nice you beat me to it
is there a manga or is this adapted directly from LN?
>>287950911I can sense her power
>>287961548it seems to be following the LN but if there's a manga adaption it isn't crazy for them to follow the source material somewhat close too. that said i know there's an EN version of the the LN but i can't speak for its quality since i read it in jp
>>287950295>>287950684>>287950883Uta anal.
>>287954566Darn censored version, Natsuki's head is supposed be there instead of the ball
I'm hesitant to get into the series. I'm a CF connoisseur, so the CF has to be prominent in any series I watch or read. She/he can't be the dedicated punching bag either.
>>287962361She gets her Timeline to shine
uta my cuck queen!!!!!!!!!!
>>287952123this, imagine being such a faggot that u need another man to come help LMAOat most you would ask for COLLABORATION
>OH NO LE PEOPLE LE TALKED LE BEHIND LE MY BACK!!!!!>TIME TO ERECT MY RAMPARTS OF ICE!!!!!!lol
>let's fix your autisming with the team...>by passing the ball between us!LMAO
wait did he unlock CF route?
>MC doesnt want sporty girl>leads her on by going on dates with herCAN someone please explain to me why this faggot subhuman is willingly hurting best girl like this?
man this indirect kiss autism in every single fucking romcom lmao
>>287962737Miori told him not to reject her outright and uta told him she knows he likes a different girlHe does like uta but his oneitis is currently in the way and that could change if he wasn't the MC
>>287962676The funny thing is the drama started before she stopped passing but that was all just forgotten about after she remembered how to pass
>>287962771bro he even held hands I hope he dies
Anime's opening leads me to believe that there is only two candidates that can compete (blonde girl and red haired girl), but something tells me that it is not the case and other girls will be considered in future seasons (if the studio decides to produce more)
>>287958322That's why it's sort of funny though, it's like Thorfinn being a fag yet getting these bitches.
I'm actually baffled by how they're handling Hikari the supposed main heroine, wouldn't you usually give your main heroine the introductory arc?
>>287963824it's all about fixing CF and cucking the tomboy
my guess as an anime only fag is that miori at least has more relevance than uta and then uta is there to tie in the group then be set asidecan't really aim for hoshi if uta is in the way
>Miori is going to become sad againrip in piece
>>287963824the thing is she needs buildup and competition, without that nothing would ever happen because she would immediately reject MC and it would just be like his first run. her circumstances are special
What the hell, I finally watched the episode and the entire first half is fully about Uta getting cucked and being shown that Miori is MC's true wife.Also who the fuck is Hikari or whatever her name was?
uta will just have to realize playing with balls is a team sport with Miori.pass the ball
normalfags HATE uta
>>287961550Imouto here is nasty
>>287963824Blonde episode any day now...
You guys sound like you're going to confuse yourselves trying to use hair. Main girl target is light brown, Miori's friend is long blonde(Serika).
>>287965251bro i dont even know who's cucking who anymore
Ponytail sexMidget lovers are cringe
Uta has convinced me to watch the NBA playoffs
>>287965649Need art of Uta stuck in a basketball hoop
"of course it's yours, Weebnigger-kun. Please don't make up random bullshit or try to lie your way out...say that you don't want to be involved or that you won't take responsibility for my actions, but don't make such hurtful claims. I don't understand why you'd do this, I don't deserve to be treated like this, I don't deserve all this pain"
>uta and maybe setup with tatsuya>miori and maybe setup with reita>hoshimiya>blonde instrument girl and whatever random fags as baggageseems a lot to pull off in about 6 eps
Hikari...
>>287957549>Man what a retard>But it's a relatable retard move, I bet this was the kind of moment that kept him up at night at 25 just like meIt's fun watching specific parts of an author's life bleed into their work. I just know from watching it that this guy had a super cereal phase where he pushed away his friends, like how watching that Kyoubinbou show I knew that guy played a support character in a drama-filled MMO guild.
>>287965744Need to grow a garden of Utas
>>287952292sweaty "post basketball" hugging
>>287966601>instrument girlCONGRATULASHIONS!!!!!!
>>287967356Miori and the ENTIRE basketball team
>>287963824>Hikari wins by doing nothingShe's too powerful
>>287950295Undeserved
AAAAA OH GOD
>>287965618>Why not both?
