This is completely unrealistic
that's why its funny
>>287965165Monkey aliens from outer space shooting lasers from their hands aren't realistic either
>>287965165He is literally the strongest human to have ever lived. At that point his only competition are aliens, alien hybrids, and cyborgs. Technically later on he gets other competition, in the form of literal gods and magical incarnations of evil.Also maybe she just has a fetish for guys that don't have noses. Fetishes are weird and unpredictable.
>>287965165She has no other options. Krillin is about the only human available that doesn't break into a thousand pieces while they have sex.
>>287965165Robot and noseless dwarf
>>287965165plenty of fit short goofy bald guys have women that fall in love with them.you're repulsive because you choose to have a rotten personality, not because of your genes
>>287965165A psycho woman, latches on to a weaker partner she has complete control over? It's not impossible
>>287965948What about 17?
>>287965165>I can accept wishing granting dragons but a woman loving a midget? Hell no
>>287969002That's incest.
>>287969529Yes. And?
>>287965165You're right, Krillin is too good for 18.
>>287965165Balkan couple
>>287965165No, you just don't see what she saw in him. Look at how adorable their daughter is! That should give you an idea.
>>287972887Krillin did not feel emasculated for falling for a strong woman like Vegeta did. Krillin is a man.
>>287965165she's bioengineered to be perfect, and therefore does nor have the sociological or psychological hangups of a normal woman. she judges Krillin on his own merits rather than how society prejudicially perceives him.
>>287965165that kiss was just her teasing himshe fell in love after he spared her life and then removed her bomb. Or rather, she gave him a chance after all of that.
>>287965165Toriyama thought it was funny, and it was. So that's why he did it.
>>287973561This, his stature probably even influenced her to tease him like that. People forget that she was really mad and lashing out for being modified in a lab, and that he was the first one that looked at her with concern for her safety, validating that inside she's still just a girl and not a weapon.
>>287965165>he watches shounen for realism
>>287965165it's really not. Outliers and weirdos always exist. They sell 32 flavors of ice cream for a reason including disgusting shit like butter pecan even though most just want vanilla or chocolate
>>287965165Nahh, as was mentioned by toriyama on his other dragon ball manga.>17 : why did my sister chose him? Well she likes older guys and balds.
>>287974162>17 and 18 were around 19 years old in the Cell saga>Krillin was 30
I hate they made Krillin a loser who was happy with some deadbeat beatcop job.
>>287974220Well they were 18 years with eternal appearance of 15 years old not big deal, and krilin was the incarnation of her both fetishes in one package that was the joke.
>>287965165Yeah I agree, what human out there can survive without a nose?
>>287972887I do wonder if their daughter had the same inexhaustible energy.
>>287965979>robotI hate how the dub being retarded as fuck calls them androids when they're just humans with cybernetic enhancements.
>>287974514I don't get why they're called Androids when English has a word for them: "Cyborgs"
>>287965165Dr. Gero built her to be sexually attracted to ugly men because she was originally a sexbot for him, it is perfectly realistic.
>>287974514>>287974646becuase the japs don't differentiate between the two and use the same word for them, which left it ambiguous just how artificial they were until much later in the arc. so the translators had to make a choice and stick with it, and unfortunately rolled the dice wrong. it's the same problem they had with King Kai. when he was introduced, there was no indication there were any other Kais and that he was the sole ruler of the universe. so it was completely reasonable to translate Kaio as King Kai (-o honorific can mean a variety of things depending on context, including 'king'). it was only several arcs later that Toriyama decided other Kais should exist which left the translators up the creek.
>>287975194In japanese they are jinzou ningen.
>>287965165YABBA DABBA DOO
>>287975941which is used for humanoid robots, cyborgs, clones, and genetically modified humans
>>287966027> you choose to have a rotten personality, It's not really a choice.
>>287965165Yes but men should be allowed to dream sometimes.
>>287974713She's a cyborg, not a full robot
>>287974514>>287974646>>287975194Because most of them were indeed full robotic androids, 17 and 18 are pretty much the only cyborgs.
>>287965269She likes bald dudes and his stature makes it easy to take in the baldness. But the lack of nose makes him look even more bald. She basically made Krillin her war bride in front of a generation of impressionable youths
The real question is why only one kid?Even Bulma shat out twoShould have been 4 at the minimum; Marron, an expy of 18 and twin Kuririn clones
>>287980068writers often don't like having to design multiple kids and fans often ask for kids to do stuff so making more of them exasperates that issue. I mean who would want to fuck around with the jr z warriors when there's barely enough room for goten and trunks
>>287974514>>287974646Cyborg 18 doesn't roll off the tongue like Android 18 does.
>>287980110>draw human>give them human origin>barely give them any android jargon>give them a functioning womb>give them no hard logic>give them hormones and sentimentality>never show any mechanical aspects>call them androids anyway
>>287973526Anon's cooking
>>287965165It's a kids show
Bulma x Vegeta and 18 x Krillin needed their own Bansho fan type episode, they just showed up married with a kid.
>>287969041>manlet: I wish a girl can love me>wish-granting dragon: lolno
>>287980599I want a spinoff where Krillin and 17 go on wacky adventures where they have to learn to accept each other as brothers in law. have a recurring joke where Krillin is kinda scared of 17 because he's still significantly stronger and sociopathic, and 17 ruthlessly exploits this by teasing him about killing him if he does anything bad to 18
>>287965165Pretty sure I've seen this thread recently, but regardless, no one is really answering from a blackpill perspective. This scenario is realistic in the short-term, long-term no. 18 would've left because this beta insists on living with a perverted old man for that alone
>>287972887>daughter named after his ex18 is the cuck in their relationship.
>>287980599Toriyama had no time or interest in writing romance in the Dragon Ball manga, that's why Gohan x Videl is the only one that got a few chapters dedicated to them.
>>287983422which is unfortunate, because he was good at it. I assume it's because he thinks romance in manga needs to be shojo-slop shit, instead of just doing what he has been doing all this time.
>>287965165iirc 18 had been kidnapped and experimented on, then all the z fighters tried to kill her without trying to talk (except krillin). even after all the z fighters were defeated, and it was clear krillin wasnt the strongest in the team, he still stood up to them 1 vs 3 and respectfully asked them not to kill goku. the kiss in question didnt mean 18 was suddenly in love with krillin, it just meant she liked the fact that he was brave and noticed he treated the androids as humans, which none of the other characters did. people really need to respect toriyamas writting.
>>287965165Personality supersedes looks. Everyone dooming on the internet is just coping because they are mentally weak children with no life experience and girls see it immediately.
>>287983628>Toriyama>Character writing
>>287983651Personality only matters in the long run.If you don't have the right looks you won't even get a chance to begin with.
>>287979698He just messed with her brain.
>>287969942They both ain't into it, it seems.
>>287965165In the Toriyama approved parody manga, it's shown she had a crush on Krillin since childhood for saving her. Though it's canonicity is debatable. The event itself isn't far from being non canon.
>>287983651>>287984836Both of these are true, but you can be a specific fetish for someone. My girlfriend is an absolute 12/10 bombshell with a natural pornstar body but has a very specific fetish for a guy like me. I apparently remind her of her adopted dad but close to her age, and she'll do about anything for me to call her a good girl.
>>287974646In german dub/manga they are called Cyborgs. C17, C18, C19 etc. I was surprised when I learned that they're called androids in english.
>>287984994Every time it reminds me of the old Fooly Cooly scene where they go "robots are different from cyborgs"
>>287984942that's not a fetish, that's just daddy issues. something literally every woman on earth has
>>287979948Krillin isn't bald though. He just shaves his head, at least until the Buu arc.
>>287980068How would Krillin support a family of six on one policeman wage?
Why do they never build more androids? 17 can literally go toe to toe with the strongest in the universe, even if they're a bit weaker it would certainly sound useful to have an army like that.
>>287988977They explained that in Superhero. Remnants of Red Ribbon army tried, only Gero's son was smart enough to recreate them. The only other smart people who can do that is the Briefs family and Frappe and they had no interest in it.
>>287965165It's pretty realistic to see a woman give a manlet a teasing kiss. Krillin also smashing the remote, and then using the Dragon Balls to remove the bomb from her really helped his case
>>287965165>>287989426I mean, even after all that, she was still playing hard to get and flew away. God knows what kind looksmaxxing, nofapping, improving game and gymceling and whatever other kind self improvement cope he did during that period to finally get her.
>>287989498>I mean, even after all that, she was still playing hard to get and flew away.She was just confused
>>287979948>>287965269>>287965165According to the Multiverse standard Krillin is one of the, if not the biggest chad in existence, the universe most based on aesthetics were drooling after the Prince's keeper.
Toriyama keked us by not showing how Yamcha got keked by Vegeta.
Literally pic related
>>287990434more like
>>287990121But Bulma was Yamcha's unwanted sloppy seconds which the Prince happily received?
>>287991296this but with left Silly Submissive Wife and right(me) Silly Dominate Husband
>>287965165Don't worry that's why the natural order corrects it with 99% of their art being NTR
>>287965165Love it when 18 was kissing Krillin.
>>287992244This, it gives incels something to think about other than being losers who are afraid of women. Even if they are playing life on easy mode, they are still incels.
>>287965165it's almost like they have different values than you because they live entirely different lives retard
>>287965165he had to completely skip over how 18+krillin would even start dating.way too difficult to write
>>287965165I usually despise short man x tall woman couples in fiction but this is the only one that I give it a pass
Krillin deserved a bone after getting styled on all throughout the first half of Z. But it's not a coincidence that all their romance is totally offscreen
>>287975194i mean the dub happened years after the series had already concluded so i am not sure if you could really excuse the localizers for being so short-sighted
>>287974514>when they're just humans with cybernetic enhancements.No TFSranny, they're biologically altered right down to the cellular structure. They do have some cybernetic components, but its extremely limited in comparison to their physiological make-up.
>>287965165Why are you looking for realism in fiction, retard?
>>287973526SHEEH, HE'S RIGHT
I have seen plenty of guys with a woman I think is way out of their league, because he's funny or something
>>287974508>had the same inexhaustible energy.What kind of inexhaustible energy?
>>287965165She likes playing with her food. Try not to forget that this completely ruins Krillin as a character, from that point on he's 18's bitch and he changes so much for her and his daughter.
>>287973526>rather than how society prejudicially perceives him.Does anyone in DB shit on Krillin other than Vegeta, who is an asshole?
>>287993387>Even if they are playing life on easy mode, they are still incels.Who's playing life on easy mode?
>>287996433BulmaChi-ChiPiccolo in his debut match in the 23rd Budokai
Strongest human in the entire world>Master of multiple martial arts>Enormously wealthy due to #18's tournament wins, never has to work a day in his life again (but takes up a job as a cop to protect people because he's that philanthropic)>Wise enough to start his own extremely successful dojo to succeed the Turtle School>Is literally best bros with God himself>Repeatedly assists in battles against monsters trillions of times more powerful than him and barely dies at all>Has a hot banging wife who will remain beautiful forever due to her android body making her unable to grow old, get fat or catch diseases>She's also fanatically devoted to him and sees him as the coolest man in the worldJust imagine if Krillin didn't have the manlet gene. He'd be undisputably the greatest character in fiction. How can Tienfags even hope to compete?
>>287980203Well, to be fair, in the original Japanese, they are called Cyborgs,."Android" is purely an english dub thingIf you really wanna be technical, they are called "Jinzoningen" which just translates to "artificial human" , which can mean either Cyborgs or Androids. Which makes sense, since in DBZ, there are BOTH (19 and 16 are androids, 17, and 18 are cyborgs)
>>287992244>be me, using reddit(yes, you can dunk on me later for that reason alone but at least hear the full story) to browse a subreddit about obscure comics>this guy DM me asking if I have the link to a certain comic that I posted there>we have a normal conversation for a while, he sounds comlpetely normal and we never talk to each other again for months>suddenly, COMPLETELY out of the blue he DMs me again telling me the his gf asked if she could cheat on him and what is my opinion about it(he said that all his friends make fun of him about it and a complete stranger like me was the only one he could talk about it)>I try to do my best to convince him that would be a terrible idea and he brings his gf to talk to me so I can convince her to change her mind>she is a total nympho and sends me nudes(have in mind, neither of them have any idea of what I look like so I can assume she does that with anyone she chats with), she also says that her bf is a chubby manlet that would rather play videogames instead of fucking her>I give up and tell her to do whatever>the next day he DMs me again telling me that she indeed fucked one of his friends but still won't break up with her because she is his childhood bf, she then takes over the conversation just to send me pics of her creampied ass and cunt>now everyday they repeat the cycle of dumping their relationship drama on me just for the hell of it, I just roll with it because at least I get a quick laugh out of it and she still sends me nude picsI guess I shouldn't disconsider the possibility that this is all fabricated by some schizo with nothing better to do but it still feels like something that happens all the time irl. If you are a dude with mediocre looks and personality and somehow scores a hottie gf, cuckoldry is the only possible result.
>>287965165Toriyama felt sorry for him and threw him a bone, that's literally it.
This thread proves "You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world" right.
>tfw your favorite character survives a situation where a lot of other liked characters dies, fucks and marries the 10/10 qt, and sometimes have children I wish i was this happy, anons.
>>28798949818 is like the first original tsundere.
>>287997800Meanwhile Bejita :> Fucks a roastie to not get expelled by ICE> Jobless> gets regularly molested by girls (c18, Bulma) or fags (Zabon, Frieza)
>>287965269Tien is the strongest>>287965165She found his behaviour cute and she can do whatever she wants (she was mocking him here though)
>>287965165Lanklet cope
