>*sip*>mmmmmmm yes, what an extraordinary vintage>that's the exquisite taste of venetian gondolasEp 5 out now!
>>287968526Sir, that wine is from Napa Valley.
Wow, he's literally me in IRL.
>>287968526It's time.
>>287968768>me in IRL.>in in real life
When they serve you It*lian """wine""".
>>287968526>*sip*>this reminds me of that time I had a threesome with Alicia and Akari
>>287968839me in IRL when I go to an ATM machine
>>287968839That's how I speak in the real IRL life.
A few weeks ago I got high af and tried some wine. my senses was hightened and for the first time I could actually feel the taste other than the alcohol. turns out it's quite complex. I'm starting to "get it".
>imported foods divisionthis fat fuck is importing everything to his gut
>larping as an italianwell, he does have good taste at least
>>287968802Has any fancy anon ITT ever had a winegasm?
>/a/ rating anime
>>287969016i laughed way too hard at this.
>>287969040>the italiaboo only scored the italian ones high and gave a 0 to everything elsefrench wine industry in SHAMBLES
every /a/non with their waifu merch at night
>>287969040What's 16 and 20?
is italian wine good?
>Reddit-chan
>>287969090they're italian
>>287969092>Napa Valley, ItalyYIKES!
If you don't look like THIS why are you even watching this anime
>>287969112I've never seen anyone so serious about their nightcaps.
>spent so much money on wine he can't even afford a bed truly an aspirational icon
>>287968526Venice smells of sewage most of the year.
i love how the two otaku in the fight can be applied to any fandom or hobby
VIVA ITALIA
>um ackchually the romans invented wine, not the fr*nch
>>287969101No retard what anime is /a/ rating 7 and 9 respectively
>>287969139So no different than paris any time of the year
>>287969179>what anime is /a/ rating 7 and 9 respectivelythey're italianGunslinger Girl and Aria
Ah yes, the wonderful history of Europe, the Fr*nch and the It*lians fighting over bullshit.
>>287969040
When someone tells me Heartcatch is the worst Precure.
>i heard you doing something interesting>text is literally 'hes doing something interesting"what a fucking autist
total wine death
>>287969206... Fair enough yeah I agree
I swear, this silly motherfucker is the real protagonist of the series.
>>287969345>puts a restaurant out of business with a single reviewwhat a bastard
>free wine after workthis seems like a great place to work at
UUOOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHHHHHHH I'M TASTINGI'M TASTING GRAPES
>you fool>french wine only tastes good 30 minutes after opening >superior italian wine tastes good right awayis this true?
>starts decanting a french wine>indians appearexcuse me???
>>287969435Imagine drinking a wine that transports you directly to India. A fate worse than death.
I love this fat fuck so much.
>*sip*>i can taste the burning passion of this wineSir, you are having an allergic reaction
#relatable
>*sniff*>hmm yes, truly interesting>this wine smells like wine
There's "ouiaboo" for French, what's the equivalent for Italian?
>>287969587pastaboo
he's ascending
>>287969581Literally me every time my wife and me to smell and taste wine
>>287969581You can tell it's wine by the winey smell. It also makes you feel silly if you drink a bunch of it. Yep, definitely wine.
>*sip*>this wine tastes exactly like a masquerade ok sure buddy
>>287969587Popeabo.
france and italian wine...BOTH good?tribalism...bad!?
>>287969640Sir, this is an Epstein party.
>that chef from earlier is actually abusing his own daughter ok fuck this guy actually let his restaurant fail
ENTER
most people add so much shit to wine that you will never believe it>t. italian who works with wine
>this wine... it is... yes, YES! it is Oyakodon with the mother and her two daughters from the popular western erotic game "Eternum">it is sex with all three of them at the same time! That's what this wine is!>the bountiful and elegant Nancy>the luscious and lustful Penelope>the tight and tone Dalia>double Oyakodon. Oyakoshimaidon, if you will.>that's this wine! *cums like a volcano*
>*sip*>mmmmmmmmmm, exquisite >i can taste the joy of happy newlyweds>what a perfect pair for these clams
>>287969763
>it tastes like a love that i will never have...
>>287969763Mwaaaaah the French do it again
A TOAST
Amazing. Simply amazing.
>>287968526Sir, this is an Adult Swim Special from Napa Valley
>french wine funded by abe-sama to trick you into wanting kids and a happy familyhow does he keep doing it
>>287969745But you can't have delicious Austrian wine without deadly amounts of glycol, anon!
>>287969763RIP Orson Welles, he would've loved Eternum.
>>287969853he did it AGAIN this motherfucker is he going to close-mic moan every time he drinks the protagonist's wine??
>>287969840To shitposting alone on a friday night.
>italians>friendlywhat fucking bizarro universe is issei living inthe last time i went to italy i was 10 years old to see some extended family and they were utterly psychotic lunatics my italian aunt over there used to fucking BITE her son as punishment when he did something she didn't like and on the 4th day i was there he fucking chimped out and pulled a kitchen knife on me
>>287969892a long time ago here they directly added methanol to fix it and killed like 23 people and made blind 15
Muuuaaaahhhhhh thefrench
>>287969929>issei moans like a bitch in heat every time the swallows MCs fluids this anime is kinda homoerotic...
>>287969981last year we had Protagonist's Onaholes this year we have Protagonist's Decanters
>this fantastic traditional bordeaux wine has both the properties of yin AND yangissei what the FUCK are you talking about
Now listen here, we in the wine business respect ladies!
>>287970025It's actually pronounced bordeaux
>>287969951>American anon you must go back to your roots>Your roots are meds Better to be la golbina than from a country that starts with "I"
CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>287970214heh
Cristiana, you fucking BITCH. You broke my heart.
I hope there's gonna be a graphic pov sex scene with this cutiepie
The winegasm he had here was exquisite.
Is this the first time in history where wine heals a broken family?
>>287970214KEK
>>287970308you just know he soaked his boxers a little bit with that moan he let out
>>287969840
>>287969840To /a/!
>16°CIs red wine supposed to be drank chilled? I've always drank it at room temp...
>>287970746it's all italian wine and it has to be STORED chilledapparently, according to fatso there
What about Spanish wines?
>>287970746You don't drink it chilled, but it should be stored at a relatively cool temperature. The exact temperature depends on the type of wine; for reds this varies from about 12-19 degrees
>>287970866>sp*nish wines
>>287970794That fat cunt did NOT let that wine warm to room temp. He drank it in a fucking walk-in refridgerator.
>>287970025He's using his superior imagination.
>>287970866Just imagine being stuck between the French and the Portuguese and still not learning how to make wine.
>>287971401Is regular portuguese red wine good? I've only ever drank port wine from there.
>>287970866just drank half a bottle of verdejo while gooning to Ibuki and Miyabi
>>287971803You're asking the wrong guy because I only drink fortified wines, Port being the most delicious thing you can do with grapes in the entire world. But I don't spit Portuguese reds when I put them in my mouth, if that helps.
>>287970866
>the food is good>but the wine selection is bad>this means the cook is fundamentally bad>so the food must be bad as well!What's up with this reasoning?
>>287972150no he said the food tasted good but that the owner had no clue about what makes the french cuisine experience work it just shows that the cook is ignorant of what he's supposed to be selling
>not doing a double blind taste testingFucking RETARDS!
>>287972105Impregnation
>>287968526hazukashi serifu kinshi
>>287972282
>>287972278the point was to get market data from the common folkthey were trying to figure out what cheap wines people like more so they could decide what to importit wasn't meant to be an "objective quality" test
>kore wa... this wine is... a secret meeting between the world elite globalist cabal...
>>287972397I suppose you're right, to do an actual popularity test for marketing you need to include the marketing of course. But these guys sounded like they wanted objective results.
>I don't hate them, I just don't like em
>>287969763A wine this good should be illegal.
>>287970214>when wine is made out of hyper-grapes
>>287969763Why can't wine actually be like that?
>>287973384You just haven't had the right wine yet.
>>287973468I have no sommelier to find it for me.
>>287973384you just never decanted
>>287973384You're not using your superior imagination.
>>287973384You need to acquire schizophrenia.
I fuarking love wine
>>287974516Right.
This wine... it came to me in a dream....
>>287969892>you can't have delicious Austrian wine without deadly amounts of glycolthey mostly threw that into shitty wine to sell to the German mass marketAustrian wine today surpasses France and Italy in some regions. Almost entirely due to that event.
>>287973384There Are Cathedrals Everywhere For Those With The Eyes To See
>>287970746historically, room temperatures were lower10 to 18 °C is the range you're looking at with red wine.
>>287971943>Port being the most delicious thing you can do with grapes in the entire worldPort is quite literally only useful as a cooking wine.
>>287975065Dis nigga never eaten high end blue cheese and crackers with port.
>>287975127I did and I had the worst hangover of my life, drinking this sugary swill.
man its going so FUCKING FAST
>>287975151You need to drink 65% abv Rakija and then you'll "get it"
>>287975289rakija, palinka and related fruit brandies have no sugar in them
>>287969763Arigato Orson-sama
>>287975151You have to drink water too, anon.
>>287968802So. It's that time of the day again, meal time...https://youtu.be/Gvpckm_5IFg
I forgot this was today and have been drinking beer
>>287971803Duoro red's are great, although broadly I prefer Ribera del Duero from Spain (same river)
>>287975304Is that what effects a hangover?
>>287975689The three main things that cause hangovers are sugar content, toxic fermentation products and dehydration.
>>287975065You and I are enemies.
>>287975065Stop being wrong
>>287975716I thought it was tannins that made wine hangovers so bad. Thanks for the info.
>>287976142Give me a Fruity Dry Red or give me death.
I don't even like wine.
>>287969951>anecdotal evidence
huh?? they're aren't even drinking wine, they're just watching someone decanting
>>287978104He's just that good
>>287978104Did you miss that the two wine tasting contestants didn't even taste the wine this episode?
>>287978283I was too high on wine to notice
>>287969929>>287969981Shizuku is gonna keep serving him wine until they're both pregnant!
>>287978951I want him to explain wine dilation when drinking at the speed of light.
>I hate wine!>sip>I love wine!
Currently on ep4, thought you guys were just joking about Tomine's moans. You were not.
>>287969951>my italian aunt over there used to fucking BITE her son as punishment when he did something she didn't like and on the 4th day i was there he fucking chimped out and pulled a kitchen knife on meSounds like you should've bit him, huh?
Are Costco Kirkland wine good?
>>287969688She deserves a beating by dressing like a whore!
>>287980039The fact you're asking means that yes, I'm sure that YOU will enjoy it.
>>287970866Funded mostly by anglos who love sherry.
>>287970059What's so bad about iceland
>>287980219I think he means Ireland. I can understand him.
>>287973084If patreon has anything to say about it, it would be!!
>>287980039Kirkland brand is good no matter what
>oil_poured_down_drain.jpg
>"I need to find some French wine but have no idea where to start">he IMMEDIATELY runs into a French chef having wine problemsBit convenient innit
>>287981608He's a lucky guy.
Who the fuck translated this
Mm yes thank you for the notification
So he already had proper wine but just chose not to use it? What kind of retardation is that
And again who the fuck translated this, it's completely wrong>are you planning to serve wine that doesn't match the food again just because some greedy person told you to
>pouring a huge jar with just one hand on the bottom
>>287981749>>287981782My dekinai ass thought something was fishy with the subs here.>>287981808She's skilled.
>I'd like to start a new family with my daughterHonestly, can't blame him
>>287969951Your family isn't normal, anon.
>>287981859Good one.
You can't serve cheap wine like a three course meal, regular people aren't looking to buy three different bottles just to sniff farts, they should be judging each wine individually
>>287969075Frog vinegar isn't wine.
>>287969951Sicilian detected
>>287981998she lived in Naples
>>287981859his daughter looks like a slut
>>287969951Completely unrelated, I just thought it was funny.I remember in a ronery thread a few years back some dude talking about how he saw the same prostitute for years and one day had to stop. He thought he might've loved her. He tells her that he has to stop and she told him he was ugly, dumb, and that she always hated him. He beat her stupid. The funny part is he mentioned he was Italian.
>>287969951>"mwaaaah the Italian... champ-ACK">gets stabbed to death
>>287982015Terrone aren't Italians.
This week's Kami no Botan's episode is PEAK
>>287982238This is one of the most hilariously Italian things I've ever read.
APPROVED
MAMMA MIA
THAT'S NOT FRANCE
What's the purpose in doing this?
naruhodo...
Epstein party
BABYMAKING SEX. NOW.
This dude always winegasming
are italians really?
>>287984141Better look at the colour and its translucense
>>287984141He's checking to see if any bugs fell in his wine.
>>287984141step 1 to enjoying wine is looking at it
>>287969528kek
>>287969528It's still burning to this day.
>>287969528>this wine. It smells of fire. The passion of the man who made it rests within itSIR YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE BUILDING THERE IS AN OIL FIRE IN THE KITCHEN SIR PLEASE THE REST OF THE RESTAURANT HAS EVACUATED>this wine warms my soul
>>287984141He's making sure it's wine and not something weird, like jello
>>287984803>"This wine is... a highway, with cgi cars driving off into the night. Where are they going? I don't know...">*siiiiiiiiiiip*>"One of the cars is on fire."
>>287970365>familyMoyashimon also did it.
Fr*nch propaganda
I only drink local beverage
>>287981631I love this autist so much.
>>287984141Making sure the LSD is fully dissolved so he can enjoy wine visions.
>>287984141Using his superior imagination to decide what the wine tastes like before drinking it
>>287984141Someone make an edit of this with wine.
>>287985977
>>287969092Supertuscans are overrated but yeah theres a lot of good Italian wines, id probably argue their white wines are reaching bigger heights than the red wines right now. Emilia-Romagna is probably the biggest cult producer area right now along with Friuli thanks to the proximity to the Apennines and the food scene in Bologna and adjacent cities. La Stoppa is probably making some of the best value red wine in Italy at the moment and it definitely competes well with top French tannic reds.
>>287985653Good image.
>>287986043Not impressed, Grok
>>287986043>gets so much right>generates incomprehensible horrors anyway
>>287986134
>>287986134I should really go through all of the threads and compile all of the winefags current advice.
>>287988381wonder how much shit is in the archive to compile into cookbooks and shit
I wonder if anyone here is rich enough to buy all the wines named on this show and try to drink along. Maybe not the henri jayer wines since those are probably impossible to get even if you had 30 grand to burn on a wine.
>>287990098The show is set in the early 2000s. Most of these vintages are pretty much zombie wines by now. Wines don't necessarily get better with age, in fact quite the contrary, though some types of wine age exquisitely well like fortified wines like Port, sherry, etc. Trying to acquire any of these wines is just playing into the very Jewish and very speculative wine market. It's pretty much the same thing as the art mafia. I hate to be this cynical, but it is what it is.
>>287990098You'd do better to try and grab the ones in the Apple TV show, since its modern
>>287990098Wine changes massively with age and most wines have a sweetspot where they are good, followed by a period where they go to utter shit.
>>287990098I don't think it's possible to find any of the 12 apostles for less than $1000
>>287985167drinking wine that tastes like "sex with my gothloli wine daughter"
>>287990098i will simply drink supermarket wine and use my superior imagination to experience what it would've been like if i was drinking the wines in the show
>>287985255Same
>>287993844>"this wine, it's like the local weatherspoon's, there is someone yelling outside">*siiiiip*>*someone just got stabbed outside*
>>287993272Do not do thisThis is cheatingYou are not only cheating the wine, but yourself
>>287994391only by having sufficient skill to describe ANY wine can you become a true Sommelier
>>287994391The taste of Adultery...
>>287994391The liver damage is real enough and that's what counts
Just watched the eppyFelt like it was a tad weaker than the rest. First one that felt like filler and it didn't help that it was two separate plots kinda happening within eachother timeline wise, but whatever. Miyabi still cute as a buttonI took two years of italian laguage in highschoolI remember almost none of itI do remember playing assassin's creed 2 in italian (with english subs) thoughever
>>287968526Wait is this an anime about wine?
>>287996675Sure is.
>>287968526Was this the good wine manga or the retarded one? I'm too lazy to research for myself.
>>287997205do you realize how little that narrows it down?
>>287997263Ehh I guess, but there's literally only like two interesting wine manga, the rest is either boring as fuck or stupid. I can't recall if this was one of the two good ones or not.
>>287997297It's THE wine manga, anon.
>>287969951Forgive them anon. Imagine being forced to support Ferrari, I'd go insane too.
Still somehow less pretentious than NGO.
>>287996675It's about a man who has an intense sexual relationship with wine
>>287996977>>287997896is it good?
>>287998129It's really quite funny, but it's hard to tell if it's trying to be or not, which I guess is the sweet spot for it?? Idk how to describe it. There are jokes, so it is trying to be funny, but most of the comedy comes from the ridiculousness of the situations. The guy, I posted, for example, will taste a wine, then moan, quite sexually, and have a vivid vision of the vinyard the grapes were grown in as he talks about one of monet's famous paintings. The characters are nice but the animation is quite poor. That's probably the worst part, the animation is stiff and the art style is dull, which is a shame because otherwise it's been a solid watch and I am enjoying it. However, the threads and discussions about it are as good or better than the show. People making up dumb descriptions of how wine tastes are always funny to readI'd say give it a chance, but give it a chance specifically while engaging with the threads
>>287998129I found it surprisingly entertaining.
>he doesn't microdose the best wines all day
>>287998702who does?
>>287998702Druk?
>>287999661
>>287998702>He can't just imagine the best wines all day
Sex
>>288001160What a way to hold the bottle.
>>288001190They hold it like that so the warmth of their hands dont increase the temperature of the wineI'm being serious
>>288001257Cant they just hold it with some cloth to avoid that ?
>>288002510the warmth of the cloth...
>>288002553...cooks the wine
I haven't watched the show but the threads are pretty funny. Reminds me of watching Mayoiga with /a/.
>>288002759That was watched ironically for being a trainwreck. But I'm honestly enjoying this anime.
Can you train your tongue/nose to pick up more subtle flavors in wine or other food and drink? I've tried flights of wine/beer/etc and have a very hard time telling anything apart unless there's a very clear divide like red versus white or different styles of beer.
>>288003096should've been training your imaginationbut yeah, its like training your ear
>>287968993What the fuck kind of "wine" have you tried before if you could only feel alcohol?
>>288001188>i-prefer-2d.jpg
Sarah was in ep01 too?
>>287993905lmao'd
>>287998702Simply drink the wine you are visualizing in your mind.
>>287998129Despite the ridiculous premise and insanely expensive wines and comically over the top descriptions, Kami no Shizuku understands wine, it understands what makes it appealing and interesting and WHY these ridiculous vintages command such prices and why people drink wine.Wine is humanity's second oldest friend, after all.
>>288003096I can't say I've ever been in a situation myself where I've had multiple different wines at once. I'm sure doing that you'll be able to discern differences even without much experience, but I don't drink the stuff often enough. I just know if something is nice or not.
>>288003096i sell wine and can't differentiate shit, especially "cork" taste
>>288007587man the 1st apostle contest was fucking surreal>go in the himalays to drink water>YES NOW I CAN VISUALIZE THAT WINE'S TASTE>gets it right except for the vintage yearlike WHAT THE FUCK
