Volume 53The Birth of NarutoChapter 500: The Birth of NarutoStart: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>287950265
HAPPY 10th anniversary for boruto.
Borusara
>>287990654Kushina is hotter than mikoto
Almost 2 weeks! (:
>>287990717>I'm a father now>time to abandon my kid and make sure he grows up without me
B&W
>>287990730Coolest guy
>>287990526>>287985578
>thread already deadKek. Guess the schizophrenia turned even more people off>but muh bad chapterNah
>>287990526>Chapter 500200 more to go huh? That felt quicker than I thought
Done!
>>287990943Yep. Ramen has been at this for almost 2 years, with a slight break when Anon took over. Impressive or sad?
>>287990544The land of... eddies? You mean whirlpools...?
>>287990577>Mito Uzumaki became the nine-tails very first Jinchuriki roughly 60 years ago. Man the timeline often feels so squished together.
>>287991084Eddies are weaker and smaller than whirlpools
>>287990973Sad, considering all the shitty and pointless drama we went through to get to this point. I guess you really can't have a dick in the ass and your soul in heaven
>>287991155The issue is Kishi treats 80 years of history like it's 100s of years. These relics of the past, who over half the population was alive for and should remember, are treated like they existed well before everyone was alive and could remember them. So6P is probably less than 200 years old.
>>287990949...and he was the coolest guy.
>>287990626You'd assume that the village would strictly prohibit her to have any children. Why risk it? Why choose a woman to begin with?
>>287991276>Why choose a woman to begin with?Because she was born with an unusual amount of chakra even by Uzumaki standards, try reading the words in this comic for childrenBetter question is how a bunch of secret service black ops all JOBBED to one guy
>>287990577
>>287991221these entire ruins that killer bee says were used my multiple jinchuuriki to train also seem odd with the timeline
>>287991337>Because she was born with an unusual amount of chakraWho cares? If her sole purpose is to be a host and contain the 9-Tails fox, she shouldn't be allowed to do anything that would jeopardize that role.
>>287990730I have to say that wasn't very cool of him.
>>287990617programming sealing jutsu is tough
>>287990635f**t
>>287991493>Women are only good for birthing children, or, in this case, being a vessel and not birthing childrenKishimoto...
>>287991493our guy danzo wouldn't have let this happen if he were hokage
>>287990664Kishibros...I thought we were sexist..
>>287991532based
I wonder how long it took Kishi to come up with this backstory and at what point did he know he was going to be forced to explain it, because it's a really stupid backstory.
>>287991735that was set up from the start u retard kurama was a thing from page 1
>>287991801Yes. The 9-tails attacking the village and Minato saving it was always a thing. There was never an actual need or expectation for the event to be explained in depth, retard. At some point, Kishi had to figure out how it made sense for Minato to seal Kurama into Naruto while being in a position to sacrifice himself to do it. This backstory is what he came up with, and it's stupid, like you.
claim you're waifuif she is crossed out she was already claimedyou can only claim one waifunaming more then one will claim noneif you already claimed your waifu then you are officially the husband of said waifu until the end of the daily
>>287991966Is this your attempt to bring activity to these dead threads?
>>287990544This trope of "yeah this character is supposed to be a nobody and a loser that no one likes but both his parents were super duper prodigies and the only reason he was treated badly was because of very specific circumstances" is really stupid.
>>287990590>forehead dotSo did she have Tsunade's 100 healing thing?
>>287991966As the anon that claimed Tsunade last thread I fully support this movement.
>>287991929>There was never an actual need or expectation for the event to be explained in depth>>there was never a need to explain kurama being inside naruto and the start of the series. you're so unbelievablely retarded man you MUST be baiting
>>287991966Ill take shizune since she is one of the ones that deserves to bare children.
>>287992209The fact you think it's bait speaks for how retarded you are. Maybe stop projecting?
>>287990711no one cares
TV Tokyo Nov 2025 Q&A had this**Q.** Licensing revenue from the anime business is growing strongly, but can this momentum be sustained in the coming fiscal years? Also, as competition to secure new IP intensifies, what strategies are you pursuing?**A.** This fiscal year, collaborations with mobile games performed exceptionally well. Popular titles such as *NARUTO* and *BORUTO* continue to receive many collaboration inquiries. We are currently preparing multiple titles for game adaptations in the next fiscal year and would like to maintain this pace as much as possible.It is true that competition for acquiring new works is becoming more intense. In addition to the advantage of having more than 30 weekly broadcast slots — the largest among commercial broadcasters — we intend to leverage the overseas business expertise we have built through many years in the anime business, as well as our industry relationships, to gain the understanding of various stakeholders and secure promising titles.---**Q.** What is your future strategy as a global IP company? What is the outlook for the anime and streaming business in terms of progress and monetization?**A.** We aim to steadily expand the international rights business centered on *NARUTO* and *BORUTO*. We are also strengthening advance investments in content with an eye toward results two to three years from now, and we expect those investments to bear fruit.---**Q.** In the licensing expansion of *NARUTO* and *BORUTO*, there are also large-scale projects planned, such as a theme park in France. Are you planning to further expand the scale of the business going forward?**A.** We are receiving various proposals for large-scale projects such as theme parks. We would like to provide updates once we reach a stage where we can discuss them publicly.hopefully in the upcoming Q&A (May 19 but may only appear on the site on like may 26) we have some updates
>>287992259>she says, while caring
>>287991966>all the big tits waifus goneAnko I guess
>>287990711Based. You know the schizo is gonna have another meltdown over it to too lol
>>287991966>>287992141>>287992232>>287992330Sad samefagging.
Thanks dailyramen. I am looking forward to the Boruto dump.
I hope Kishi's new work is drawn by him
>>287992365Sorry to disappoint anon.
>>287990730Couldn't minato teleport and just chokehold him?
>>287992365I love Naruto. Why do you think I'm sad?
>>287990730Is the coloring on Tobi's hands fucked up here?
>>287992313What happens in 2 weeks? You keep cryptically counting down the days about some secret plan and the only thing I care about here is you shitting up the thread
>>287992610Ramen...
>>287992574it's fine, its the wall being wrongly colored it shouldn't be brown imo
>>287991966
>>287992610These threads are just samefagging and ghost town anyway, who actually cares? i already know who
>>287992806you've been saying this for over a year now yet you're still seething every single day on here
>>287992307Games?
>>287992840Not really. Only in the past few weeks, actually been pretty busy until recently>you're still seething every single day on hereProjecting lol
>>287990730>>287990949>>287990967Arigatou, OP!
What I really like about this is how it shows Tobi really was just straight up lying to Sasuke about the Nine-Tails attack. That's really fun.
>>287993121It's called a retcon.
>>287990564Savage in what way? Did they turn their enemies into living bombs through fuinjutsu then send them back home to explode when they least expected it?
What was up with the last thread? Why did the tripfag have a schizophrenic episode and post with multiple trips? What set him off?
>>287993213Are you retarded?
>>28799122180 years is a long time.
>>287993507Not long enough where characters have no idea who their 1st and 2nd founding leaders are when they're summoned right in front of them.
>>287993314This past week revealed A LOT about this daily. Can't tell if he's trying to damage control, breaking down or just shitposting. Either way, we know who is behind most these posts.
>>287993555Almost every major character weren't even alive by the time Hiruzen became Hokage.
>>287993555Are you familiar with what happened in your country in 1946?
>>287990730How Naruto actively chose not to cut Obito's head off after learning about this and instead went through the whole "It's okay you are the coolest guy" thing will never sit right with me, lessons he learned from Jiraiya and Pain be damned
>>287990544>Uzumaki aren't even part of Konoha>their clan symbol is on all the flak jackets and even in the leaf symbol itselfMy guess is that originally the Uzumaki clan were supposed to be the clan of the First, Second, and possibly Fourth Hokages and that's why the Uzumaki symbol was everywhere from the start, but Kishimoto realized that it would be too hard to believe that Naruto would be ignorant of his clan being the founders. So the Senjuu were invented instead and Uzumaki were turned into their cousins. But it was too late to remove their family symbol from everything.
>>287993314>>287993590I actually screenshotted his little compulsive episode.
>>287993984I'm guessing he was drunk or high, maybe both.
>>287990635>It was that way with Lady Mito too...She gave birth to a child after becoming a jinchuuriki, who then had Tsunade, whom Hashirama knew when she was a kid? ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE CHRONOLOGICALLY
Boruto should've just been side characters in a Naruto sequel where Konohamaru was the main character
>>287993984Hi poopsuke was me. Are you gonna ignore your 100 posts that got deleted this week and your 200 posts in the archive jamboy?
>>287990577Man it feels like kishi is just making stuff up. So in other words tsunade has uzumaki blood,
>>287994135I see you're defaulting to your obsession over a user you've become worse than.
>>287992574>Is the coloring on Tobi's hands fucked up here?Are they supposed to be white due to Zetsu goo? Or at least the right one?
>>287994178>obsessionhi poopsuke
For me, I love Naruto
>>287994217While it ruined ninjas forever the power system was cool, then the chakra mechas happened along with aliens and everything went to shit
>>287994198Yes, Sakon. More than 1 person has defined your behavior as obsessed and more than 1 has called you a faggot. Only you care about Sasukefag and bring him up though.
Boru sara is cannon
>>287990564>Who is this kid?>He is the son of the 4th hokage and the heiress of the half-senju clan that gave its emblem to Konoha, with the legendary chakra able to control the 9tail>Ok send him to the favelas and make his life miserable. And don't tell him about his family under any circumstanceWas the 3rd hokage retarded???
>>287994316Is there even any other romance possible? Isnt Boreuto Part 2 a copout to rewrite the original story of Naruto with a female Sasuke?
>>287994349>Isnt Boreuto Part 2 a copout to rewrite the original story of Naruto with a female Sasuke?What ??
>>287990664>Kishimoto praising strong women over menIt's over
In the manga and anime proper, Naruto himself never had a moment where he went "huh, my dad's the fourth hokage", did he?
Thoughts on Kawaki?
Who fucking cares about Boruto? Also fuck Kishi for never expanding other chakra natures outside of lightning
>>287990564>>287990544>this adidas branding on all our soldier apparel is actually a symbol of friend of a now gone village, not that anyone cared to ask or be educated on
this is the best anniversary ever.They made mugs for Boruto's anniversary, this is absolutely incredible! And the mugs are only available in Japan, which means all the other Boruto fans outside Japan, like you and me, can't even get them! This is amazing!We're talking about Boruto's 10th anniversary here, and honestly I never expected them to prepare such a huge surprise for the occasion... mugs! Truly the greatest surprise possible. They really set the bar high for the anniversary, we should applaud themAt this point, it definitely doesn't feel like a joke at all! An anime announcement? No, that would make absolutely no sense for a 10th anniversary. Mugs? Yes, perfect!This reaaaally is the best anniversary eveeeeer
>>287994159Yeah she does.
>>287990577>>287990590>>287990602More reason for Naruto to absolutely despise the Third
>>287993877Yes. I definitely do and I most certainly know who the president was and would recognize him since there are pictures of what he looked like, just like there are pictures of the previous hokage. Was this supposed to be a gotcha? What a stupid question.
>>287994573Question is if their kids will be Uzumakis or Otsutsukis. Since Boruto finna lose his body at the end if he dont do nothing. And if Sarada will be 8th,9th or 10th Hokage. Like if we assume they pull the big one and let Naruto actually die then Shikamaru becomes 8th. 9th should be Konohamaru as he deserves to be Hokage.
>>287990534ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>287994732is it body swapping shit again? unless his balls were switched too there should be no problemsalso, why doesn't someone just call in a favor from itachi and seal the otsutsuki like with orochimaru?>t. never read boruto
>>287994316>>287994354>>287994439>>287994573>borutoposter is a womantits or gtfo
>>287990967thanks op.
>>287990949Thanks oppink!
>>287994798I havent fully read this shit either but he has been basically erased on a molecular level and was reconstruucted by Momoshiki Otsutsuki which resulted in him getting his Jogan and also basically becoming a sentient copy of Momoshiki who is also trapped in him and will fully take his body over and become Momoshiki at some point. And I forgot they have a deal where Boruto gets the power from Momoshiki to use and when its over he will willingly handover his body and the other one wont exact revenge and just leave the planet.
>>287990730>>287990705>>287990717Tobi is the first man to hold Naruto, Minato didn't even get first hold as father. Went from midwife to Tobi. Damn.
>>287994349>Is there even any other romance possible?Same deal with Ichiruki. Their kids are shipped together in an attempt to satisfy the shippers who lost.
>>287990544Ed, Edd, and Eddies.
>>287993935All these years and people still don't understand the narrative idea behind coolest guy.Obviously Naruto was never going to get revenge on him because of the whole peace thing, so let's put that aside and talk about the coolest guy thing instead.Because Obito is the coolest guy.Tobi is not.Tobi is a persona he donned and under which he did all these heinous things. The idea here isn't so much to sweep all that under the rug, which Naruto doesn't actually do, but that specifically Obito, not Tobi, is someone that Naruto could look up to as a person.Obito is defined by his selfless sacrifices, and we see this through Kakashi from the very outset. Yes, he went astray due to grief, as many did, but Naruto separated these two aspects, the masked man, and the selfless hero, when it came to it.
>>287990526That's not the fucking volume cover you retard
>>287994927Yeah thats why nobody watches Boreuto. Shits made for cringe ass shippers and not for war criminals like me.
I hate to bring this up again but did anyone really "cry" at this page? Because I can't imagine anyone above the age of 13 getting emotional over nardo when he's been just horribly unlikeable and uninteresting for almost the entirety of part 2.
>>287995061I dislike Naruto magically meeting both of his parents. Just feels retarded and forced that they can interact with him as chakra ghosts.
>>287994492We see Danzo, Temari and Naruto all use different variants of wind. We see all the Uchiha use fire, which is honestly pretty lame and uncreative, Asuma's ash was cooler than all of their fireballs. We see multiple uses of water. We see multiple uses of earth. What more did you want?
>>287993984Thanks archive anon. It's important we remember the humble origins of the daily threads. It all started with one man's love for Naruto.
>>287995010No, we all understand the concept and see it's retarded. Nice wall of shit though.
>>287995010Obito was the guy wearing the mask. This post is retarded. Having a masked persona doesn't get rid of your crimes.
>>287990526>>287995052Kek. Sakon is too drunk to even post the correct pages. What a retard. We need a new non-faggot OP.
>>2879952852 more weeks (:
>>287995285You should be that OP. You post here 24/7
Hiashi won.
Where's my young Tsunade clone?
>>287994106Bitchamaru is less of a character than Boruto.
>>287994178Have some self awareness.
>>287993507That's grandparent age. Any kid in their village can just ask their grandma or grandpa about their history if either of them are knowledgable about it.
>>287995884>no uLol. Projecting is all you have left, huh? Here's your pity (You).
>>287991966Ill take sakura since she is a doctor and has morals
>>287995985You literally brought up a shitfling from the last thread into this one, you have no high ground to stand.
Niggas, can genjutsu fool a camera?
>>287995010I always understood it that way, and the series itself made sure to shove it down your throat when the time came. My entire issue is that Naruto not killing the asshole that murdered both his parents the day he was born and then spent the first years of his life as an undesirable was beyond forced on kishimoto's part.
>>287990730This is a 16 year old btw.And he only here because Kakashi blabbed about Kushina's pregnancy in front of Rin's grave while he was watching.
>>287995010Naruto was very angry at Obito during the war until he was able to see how Obito truly felt and what he went through and was able to sympathize and identify with Obito.
>>287996254>spoilerTo be fair, that was a massive coincidenceThere aren't hidden ninjas everywhere listening in on everything because of the barrier, but teleportation bypasses that completely
>>287996203That wasn't me lolWhat did you think would happen when you got exposed? People wpuld just suddenly forget? Dumbass.
>>287990544>eddies
>>287990832how dare you
>>287990544>but before i tell you that story, i have to tell you this storycribbing from dav pilkey? really?
>>287994524happens in real world culture a lot surprisingly
>>287990832Now THAT'S what i call tumbleweeds
>>287991157>>287991084they had a lot of rocky bodies of water with turbulent flow essentially
>>287994524>>287993973the senju were the first two rulers and the third was their direct student and from one of the first welcomed clans. by the time hiruzen was an old man and the village was destroyed, it was probably around long enough that no one questioned it
>>287993214i think it's supposed to mean they all acted like naruto in being irascible retards
>>287990590>>287990602>remember kushina>the key to living with this horrible monstrosity is to secure some wise dick>get you a boy with a powerful pounding pole to keep you supplied with sex syrup>it''ll all be ok>..oh>um, what if the next one's a boy?>then he'd have sperm of his own wouldn't he?>but it would help if he was gay as well
>>287990602Naruto is such a fag
>>287990646OOF
>>287990646these old shits were married to each other the whole time? it explains why they're basically the same character
>>287994420>>287991623their bodies flood with endorphins just to be able to handle it at all. what level of pain did you think it was?
>>287996081>morals
>>287990526Hi OP
>>287991966This art looks like shit
>>287992477He hasn't put the seal on him yet
I mean tbf pregancy does look like its painful
>>287990832>shueisha gave less of a shit to boruto 10th than black clover's 10thpack it up
>>287996215>My entire issue is that Naruto not killing the asshole that murdered both his parents the day he was born and then spent the first years of his life as an undesirable was beyond forced on kishimoto's part.because that goes against the entire point of the series? How are you guys having trouble grasping that concept in a manga meant for kids and tweens
kek
>>287990664>women are much str->>287990730
>>287998304take that back
>>287998366>all of that from Naruto mobile being counted under boruto name for some reasonAnyway that doesn't really change the fact that balck clover 10th had more events than boruto's lol.
>Kurama spent decades getting dick downed inside his host>Minato was immediately able to "tame" the half sealed inside himApparently, Naruto just had to yiff the fox.
>>287998333Not everyone had to return desuItachi should have stayed dead too
>>287990648Honestly, knew that from the start. No, Ikemoto can't write a decent romance, but at least he didn't started ship stirring. sumire is basically just a filler character.
>>287998399>doesn't use The White Fang>doesn't use Hiruzen's father>brings back fodder like Sai's gay "brother">Only brings back Itachi and no other Uchiha Kabuto wasn't even trying.
>>287998366new yugioh anime just got announced, pokemon already has a running anime, now for black clover, why it's even there, it's just sad
Honestly this would make a lot of sense.>both of them are quite>both of them have eye powers>he needs to revive his clan >she is the next up to be the leader if her clan.And according to kishimoto if hyuga x uchiha happens then the offspring had a sharingan in one eye and a byakugon in the other.Kishimoto is a hack
>>287990646why did they make Biwako so much more cunty in the animeshe screams at Kushina because she looked .5 seconds too long at Minato
>>287995285hi poopsuke
Minato and Kushina weren't married. Naruto is a bastardNot seeing a wedding ring
>>287999017Mikoto...
Naruto being a shitty dad killed any interest I could have in Boruto
how do I recover from this?
>>287999152Yeah I think that probably turned a lot of people off seeing Naruto's character get shit on like thatI wonder how many people who like Boruto are actually OG Naruto fans? Or does it have it's own fanbase now.. Because surely that left a bad taste in all the original fan's mouths
>>287996687I'm not Sakon.
>>287997801makes sense, is it adrenalin? I think I was a c-section baby and it made me an autistic addict
>>287991966stealing yugito from that german boi just to see his reaction
>>287998333Minato got reanimated and met Naruto at war, I was excited to see father son interactions, but Naruto was just umm yeah dad youre late hehe. what the fuck was that.Also we never get to see Minato's reaction to Naruto being bullied by Konoha citizens
why are they sleeping so close.
>>287992079>the only reason he was treated badly was because of very specific circumstancesAnyone born "special" in Naruto can be a target. True since Haku and Gaara.
>>287992079The comic book made for children, pre-teens, and teens was too complicated for you
>>287998312Just because it's the point doesn't mean I have to pretend it's satisfying
>>287992330Mei was right there.>>287999583You will fail!
>>287990526>Mother Day tomorrow>Momshart volume happens to land at the appropriate timeApologize to dailyramen
lol. beat it, shart
>>287990577>>287991155Wait, so the Biju have been running around freely for thousands of years and only 60 years ago started being sealed into jinchuriki?They're literally in an ancient temple built so jinchuriki could train there and Bee mentioned generations of jinchuriki having used it just a couple chapters ago.
>>288000393So it's Jiraiya's fault that he's a shitty dad?
>>287997699Is Kushina just retarded?
>>288000493Seems Uzumaki were just retards and edgelords
>>287990730He's so sweet
>>287995061their poor bathroom drain
>>287998333>hamfists some shart with choji and asuma insteadmeh
>he still calling out to his jeetYou think he gives him "poop" nicknames because he wants his poop on his dick? Would explain the weird obsession.
>>288000655Still can't fucking believe Kishi tried at least THREE fucking times to make the audience care about Chouji of all characters.
>>288000393don't worry naruto, youll get 2 whole kids to ignore later
>>288000333Mei is too old for me
>>288000393What did anon mean by this
>>287994464He appeared in Naruto's life and suddenly Naruto has time for Boruto and Himawari... and Hinata. So it's his family's fault for being boring.I kinda want more moments between Naruto and Kawaki.Naruto adopting an orphan just makes sense.
>>288000727Kiddo...What tittygirl where you even gonna go for then?
>>288000655>>288000681YOU WILL LIKE CHOJIYOU WILL LIKE SHIKAMARUYOU WILL LIKE THE INOSHIKACHO
>>28799350780 years is a long time for a person. It's a short time for a country.
>>287990626Why have a woman be your Jinchuriki if childbirth weakens the seal?
>>287990626>>287990635Interestingly, none of the Naruto mpreg fanfictions I've read have incorporated this into the plot.
>>288000437It's Naruto's fault for being a shitty dad, peaceful times, Shikamaru 200iq man by his side, technology access, and he jobbed to paperwork
That's some wild development in the archives, but it honestly makes a lot of sense lol
>>288001038They even had her shipped in specifically to become their jinchuriki.
>>288001060>Naruto mpreg fanfictions
>>288000937
>>288001082lil man, not now, we're talking about naruto here
>>288001119Is there a name for this specific kind of angle?
>>288001119>weYou, on how many devices? Lmao
>>287991966i'll take mei, she's mizukage and rich. i want her to be my sugar mommy.
>>288001082qrd? I'm not much of an archive rat
>>288001178>qrdNope. You gotta read it for yourself to appreciate all the derangement from all sides. I recommend starting on Wednesday's chapter.
>>288001178>qrdSakon has been all the tripfags for this daily, including Ramen. He's behind all the "jeet" spam and most the shitposting. Found out he complains about his jeet on other boards as well. He also seems to be here whenever he's awake. That's about the gist of it.
>>288001119I want that on my face especially after long day of her being in the er
>>288001282Hospital smell is a turn-off. No thank you.
>>287990949>tfw when I was little I had a babysitter named Tobyshe was a highschool girl but still
>>288001291You have never fucked a nurse well many people on here don’t even sex but man let me tell you nurses smell good
>>288001291Naruto !
>>288001314>You have never fucked a nurseNo. I make it a point not to stick my dick in crazy.
>>288001109btw
>>288001262grain of salt stuff desu, why not call them Ramen first instead of Sakon
>>288001422Prob because he posted longer as Sakon than anything>grain of saltIf you say so. Pretty pathetic for anyone normal, yes I know what website we're on.
>>288001155low_angle_view viewed_from_belowwith these tags i'm getting similar poses on rule 34also, optionally useupskirt
>>287998336Women are only stronger than men while giving birth.Biwako wasn't giving birth, so she stood no chance.
>>288001483Thank you.
>>288001373Im a fire fighter so its a pretty common incident for me and others.
>>287993214Kishimoto says all clans are savage because blood relationships = bad. >>288000106>>288000393>Ignores Naruto's existence for 12 years.>Says he'll only train him if he transforms into a naked woman.>Steals his money.>Leaves him alone when he's supposed to be guarding him.>Exposes him to p*rn.>Kicks him off a cliff.>Does whatever that is.Jiraiya was such a piece of shit.
>>287993877Imagine if there were only like four presidents and all their faces were carved into a cliff over the only city in the country.
>>288001119Slowly starting to like sakura is this bad.
>>288000428Yeah Itachi also talks about decades of Uchiha stealing each other's eyes to try to awaken MS as if it were countless generations, when in reality Madara was supposed to be the first one who got MS so it would be like... only since their literal grandparents' times lol.
>>288001654Learn punctuation
>>287990602this feels really low-effort to be having these big emotional moments through ghost voice messages.
>>288001213>from all sidesyou've been doing this for 500 days in a row
>>288001455I don't really care to *expose* anyone but man that would be kind of pathetic if trve
>>287990590what's her eye color.
>>288002053
>>287990534
>>287990949
>>288001589>because blood relationships = bad.You mean incest?
>>288002172The anti-suicide seal or whatever Madara used for Rin sounds like a perfect way to deal with PTSD
>>287990730>>287990949THERE GOES MY HERO!
I'm glad Samurai Squid flopped. Kishi is such a hack
>>288002367His Mario one-shot was honestly better
>>287990617>give birth to a kid>die 30 minutes later>meet him again>he's almost as tall as you and don't have that baby smell anymore
>>288001738Fagkon...
Kaguya must be stopped
>>288002804Why do you like this retarded character so much?
She rules
>started this daily because one piss did it>likes the retarded rabbit from one piss>reads other rabbit related comicsThis obsession for rabbits, it's strange
>>288003134I doubt Ramen would much for Usagi Yojimbo.
>>288001262Do you have any proof of this schizophrenia? I'm not going to the archives for such thing.
>>288003152>>288003149Yikes
>>288003177Those posts aren't even 1 minute apart.
>>287990922
>>288003177>>288003152>>288003149>>288003134>>288003086>>288003011>>288002804>>288002680>>288002604Yikest
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>288003238What does that mean to you?
I'm fully convinced Sakon/Ramen/Replacement/*insert tripname here* and the sasukefaggot are one in the same it does make me question what he'll do once this shit ends.
>Boruto is just the average NEGLECTED NARUTO fanfic but with aliens and canonLmao
>>287993973I don't even think it was that deep. he probably just spirals on everything to allude to the name of the protagonist, and then later decided to turn it into a plot device.
>>287994329this is a universe where two of the greatest ninja to have ever lived have been dead for less than a century and nobody except history nerds even believe they were real. Sasuke doesn't even know who Madara is
>>288003843To be fair Madara was like the shame of the clan despite his power and he left the village alone because the others wanted to settle down in a peaceful place
>>287993507it's like someone from the civil war not knowing who George Washington was.
>>287998715she wouldn't like sasuke because he cheats his way to power, hardly relys on his own strength and treats his comrades as tools.
>>287990534>>287990635>>287990646ugly furniture
>>288000286those were all retarded too. later story revisions made it nonsense for Haku's village to have hated kekkei genkai so much. Gaara's family fucking with him so bad only makes sense back before the Jinchuriki system was introduced to the plot and all his claims of being lonely and unloved fall flat when you take into account the retcons regarding Temari and Kankuro not actually hating him.
>>288001684Punctuate my dik
>>287997426>Mikoto only was a calm stern woman as a public mask, as soon she got home she was a genki retard playing pranks on Hashirama
>>288003988>because he cheats his way to power, hardly relys on his own strengthThat's basically Nardo too, shit, it's a fucking plot point in Boruto that without Kurama he's fucking worthless >M-muh six paths modeLmao, he needs powers handed on a silver plate to be useful and people shit on deku for the same reason
>>287995010>Obito is defined by his selfless sacrificesThe one time he pushed kakashi away from some rocks?
>>288003876why did they venerate the valley of the end where a giant 150ft statute of him stood? why did they all come to an agreement to do exactly what Madara had advocated for?
>>287990635>wearing sandals indoors minato, you dumbfuck youre spreading germs everywhereeeee
>>288004167I guess Minato is a westerner.
If B is the adopted brother of A4, does that mean he's the adopted son of A3?
>>287990922>>287990937
why would you even have a child and endanger the whole village with potentially leaving the kid as an orphan. just adopt, bruh
>>288004146Because they realized too late that Madara was right and that might is right
>>288003988>he cheats his way to power, hardly relys on his own strength and treats his comrades as tools.Naruto does that too but "wokely"
>shitty dad >weakling without Kurama >small dick>cares more about a stranger than his own flesh and blood >is basically a puppet to Shikamaru and Hiruzen's buddiesDamn, you can't tell me Kishi doesn't hate Naruto
>>288004146>why did they all come to an agreement to do exactly what Madara had advocated for?That was after tobirama came to power and implemented horrible uchinigger discrimination policies like making them run the police station.
>>288004354they were said to always be kinda bitter about what Tobirama did. it was only during Madara's time they were against him.
>>288004437the thing is Tobirama didn't come generations later, he literally succeeded Hashirama as Hokage and flashbacks to the 2nd's tenure shows he was Hokage as a relatively young man so Madara should've still been well within living memory when the Uchiha clan would've come to that conclusion. Tobirama's suppression of the Uchiha was MAYBE 60 years before the setting of the main plot. that's like if today we didn't know who Adolf Hitler was.
>>288004440Yes because without Madara they went to be second class citizens thanks to Tobirama
>>288004490my point was there was no time for them to wipe Madara from the clan's memory. it was maybe 10 years between Madara's revolt and Tobirama subjugating them.
>>288004569Like anon said, once you think about it for more than a couple of minutes the timeline doesn't make any fucking sense
>>287993935I fucking hate speed readers with a passion. The reason he chose forgiveness is because he knows Obito was warped by hatred same as everyone else in the world. Actual retard
>>287990577>Sealing jutsu So what? Is that like rune magic?
>>288004710>Actual retardwhy are you signing your own post?
>forgive your abusers ?
>>287990730T H E C O O L E S T G U YHECOOLESTGUY
>>287990869in fan translation Mikoto said>So there's actually something that scares you and in the small balloon>yes, it does hurt ten times better than viz
>>288005174the chains were pretty cool
>>287990857>>287990869>top secret>Kushina is outside, it's daytime, they didn't bothered to hide her belly Great, now potential enemy knows about her due date, autumn, and name of the child, but noooo, we can't let naruto have minato's last name, because he will get targeted by his enemies.
>>287990857>smoking in the same room with a pregnant womanfuck them kids
>>287998715Sasuke and Hinata have zero chemistry together though.
>>288002096Oda...
>>287990526Why did they retcon rasengan into a yellow thing? I liked it a lot when it was a blue ball
>>288005719It's the opposite.
>>288005719Chakra was always supposed to be yellow but Kishi didn't tell the studio on time iirc
>>287997301Name 3 times this has happened.
>>288005727>>288005730Ok, even if it's the opposite... I like blue better.It's now yellow in the Boruto anime too, right? So weird
>>288005588>even the smallest whiff of tobacco in the mother's bloodstream will instantly tear the child's DNA apart like a pitbull
>>288005588It's the hokage way
>>288005753I like blue more too, but it was always yellow, Studio Pierrot just changed it to blue which stuck across other media like the games too because it's so iconic.
>>287991084>"no I mean the cul-de-sac where Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy took place"
>>287999583Anon I am pretty sure she was claimed last thread because she is also crossed out as I am assuming she is top row third from left. She looks almost unreconizable with long hair.
>>287991966who...??!
>this whole discussion about timelineBruh did you fags forget in Hashirama flashback it is mentioned that the average life span of ninja is only 30?That's why 80 years feels that long from ninja world perspective.
>>288006323Fubuki Kakuyoku from the very first Naruto movie "Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow"
>>287990857>Hiruzen delegates this critical, once a generation mission to guard the jinchuriki for a few hours to his wife and some randosHe did not want to be there when things went wrong.
>>288006323Why did you do that to Fu?
>>288006376Yes, ninja. So how do you explain civilians?
>>288006395>expecting civilians to care about politics and ninja history stuffs
What sort of power-up do you think Lord Seventh and the Shadow Hokage will get once they inevitably return.I think the Sauce should go and demand a curse mark from Orochimaru and Lord Seventh should learn the eight gates from Lee and Guy
>>288006501Something interesting happening in Hinata's infinite tsukuyomi dream?
>>288006652Getting a train ran on her by 1000 Narutos
I feel like Tsunade and Shizune did scissoring at least once while drunk
>>288006693Why is Shizune so pretty?
if Madara - Adolf Hitler, then Itachi, Sasuke, Fugaku, Shisui ...??
>>288006693Yeah but who of them uses the strap-on?
Sasuke is Stalin
>>288006232Yugito always has long hair though.
>>288007339Doesnt she have it in a ponytail and never down?
>>288007352Yes, but it's still long...
>>288007368Yeah okay I should have worded it better. I didnt recognize her with her hair down.
>>288007391Yeah, the way her image changes when her hair is loose is actually one of her appeals to me.
>>288004710Naruto is a cuck, yes. We know it.
>>288006693>once while drunk They're all over each other when no one is looking, they don't have to be drunk to cross that line. The alternative to them being a couple is an assumption that they're heterosexual life partners or something goofy. These bitches don't date and they have a surrogate pig child.
>>288007368>>288007447she's a cutie with her hair down, the ponytail doesn't suit her
>>288005688They had zero interactions thoughever. I can see them being cute together, in quiet autistic way.
>>287991966I'm claiming Fuu
>>288007501The ponytail is practical for ninja duty.
>>288000820It's Naruto's fault for being a wageslave. And it's not like Kawaki is particularly interesting anyway.
>>287991966I'll take Moegi and her cute bum
i forgot how alive the characters felt in the chuunin exams. everyone has their own thoughts on everything that happens (mostly).
>>287990534minato is so yummykushina is alright too, I guess
>>287990577mito? a cute
Sarutobi treated Naruto like shit because his wife died because of him
>>287994159Writing manga is making stuff up in the first place.
>>287990646sasuke was born to be a trap
>>287990711Fuck off.
>>287990730ENTER a COOL GUY
>>288007991The days before he realized he could just get away with them thinking (...)
>almost 400 repliesturns out this arc was popular after all
>>287990943Yup, we'll finish in exactly 200 days.
>>288008168Yep yep then it's time to start dumping Samurai 8, Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth, and then the canon sequel Boruto.
>>288008164We love the coolest guy here
>>287998715>both of them are quiteQuite what?
Speaking of timelines, did anyone ever come up with a version of the Yamato/Anko/Juugo timeline that actually made sense?
>>287995052Ah, my bad. You're right.Sorry about that.
>>288008264Is it a conflict of consequence? We never even see Anko activate her curse mark for a boost so it can be assumed to be a prototype with less going on overall than the one Sasuke got and the means to progress it to stage 2.
>>288006455They live in ninja villages.
>>288007991Back when Kishi was still driven by the fear of cancellation
>>287998715>she is the next up to be the leader if her clan.Sasuke x Hanabi freudian slip?
>>287991735Anything other than this could've been a better story for Nine Take Fox's origin
>>287991966All the good ones are taken. On give me anko
>>287993935He spared Obito because obi had the gayest back story in all of fiction. Even gayer than narutos's back story and he respected thag
>>287994732They will NEVER kill Naruto. They don't have the balls
>>287995010That's also how I've always seen it and I too agree "on principle", but seeing shit like >>287990730 makes me wonder why Obito decided to attack his fucking teacher's family. It just comes across as contrived and convoluted.
>>287990577>naruto was never openly known as the 4th's son because he had too many enemies that could hunt him down as a child (we have no idea who Minato's enemies are, just accept he had them)>also Kakashi knew Naruto was Minato's son somehow>instead we'll openly name him after the famed and well-respected Uzumaki clan>the uzumaki were systemically hunted down and genocided, everyone that survived was in hiding>by the way, the Uzumaki were so historically intertwined with the Senju at the formation of the Hidden Leaf Village that they symbolized this union by slapping their emblem onto their soldiers' flak jackets>everyone still fucking hates naruto>for some reason the 3rd thought it a good idea to let everyone know that Naruto had the 9 tails in him, but not that he was the son of Minato>for some reason being the 9 tails Jinchuriki wouldn't put an enormous target on his back, nor would being part of the Uzumaki clan, but being the 4th's son would mark him for deathMan, Kishi really didn't give a single fuck about anything in this manga other than baiting fujos and shipperfags.
>>287990654>naruto's mom and sasuke's mom were close friends>sasuke's mom knew kushina was pregnant and was naming her son naruto>never sees kushina again, wonder what happened to her?>hey there's a kid named Naruto Uzumaki running around out there!>must be a coincidence, why would I ever attempt to make any contact with him or watch over my friend's kid who mysteriously disappeared the day her husband died fighting the 9 tailed fox?!In another universe, Naruto and Sasuke are raised as brothers as Sasuke's mom feels a sense of duty to protect and raise her dead friend's child. This could have been more interesting than Naruto being hated by everyone who had no reason to hate him.
>>288012961>for some reason the 3rd thought it a good idea to let everyone know that Naruto had the 9 tails in him,It was that fuck Danzo who leaked that information, Hiruzen at least managed to prevent further leaking by enforcing a rule that would punish any adults who told to the children.Danzo wanted Sasuke killed. Hiruzen was running interference and keeping Danzo from getting anywhere near Sasuke post-massacre, and immediately after Hiruzen's death, Itachi returns specifically to scare Danzo out of murdering Sasuke (and warn Konoha about Akatsuki while he's at it).>everyone still fucking hates narutoBeople including Iruka harbored resentment because they lost relatives in the fox attack, and consequently rejected the person who carried the monster that did this. Hiruzen couldn't control people's feelings, but it was his very kindness that saved people like Iruka.
>>288013274>It was that fuck Danzo who leaked that informationNovel shit that isn't in the manga.>and consequently rejected the person who carried the monster that did this.This works for the civilians but not for the trained shinobi who should know he's an important tool.
>>288013274>danzo linked that information just for fun to fuck with NarutoHow on earth does this further anything Danzo wants. You know, there's even a better alternate universe where Danzo leaks this information and tries to get Naruto to be hated so that he can act like a father figure to Naruto for the sole purpose of controlling him and the nine-tails, putting an enormous weapon in his back pocket as Naruto begins to view him as a father of sorts.Danzo was simultaneously the evil mastermind behind every single bad thing ever happening and so incompetent as to not actually fucking do anything that accomplished any perceivable goal. I understand that by virtue of being the jinchuriki it will harbor resentment, hatred, or at best just make adults not want them or their children to associate themselves with Naruto, that part in a nutshell makes sense. What doesn't make sense is all of the links to other people Naruto is revealed to have had and how no one else gave a shit about him and he practically lived alone as a despised orphan for the first decade of his life when he didn't have to. Kakashi somehow knew he was Minato's son and didn't give a fuck. Jiraiya literally just forgot and never gave enough of a fuck to look into it, despite knowing Kushina was pregnant and despite him naming Naruto. We're simply to believe that Minato's enemies were too powerful and too many to have him openly be the son of the 4th, yet not one single person targeted Naruto for openly being an Uzumaki AND the 9 tails Jinchuriki.People hating the 9 tails and by extension Naruto is fine. The third doing practically nothing to assuage that as well as everyone else not giving a fuck about Naruto until the manga dictates it is retarded.
>>288013104This is a good idea, and I bet there are 50000 fanfics about it.
>>288013879It would have honestly been much more interesting to see them both raised by the same parents, with the same brother, and both watch "their" entire clan get wiped out in front of them. Not to mention it would also add more flavor and spice to the "Uchiha coup" plotline with Naruto as an adopted member of the clan. Now the Uchiha have the 9 tails "on their side" and they have to tread more lightly. Plus you can throw in the drama of Sasuke's mom effectively being Naruto's mom and her not wanting her adopted son to be used as a weapon. God damn there's just so much more that could have been done with this manga and that's exactly why it pisses me the fuck off. Not because "it's bad" but because it's so much wasted potential. It could have very easily been so much more. It keeps introducing new characters and new shit in flashbacks that raises more questions than it answers, and muddies up everything that is already established.
>>288000681>>288000937Don't forget Jugo. I mean, look at how COOL he is when he wraps himself in some random drapery. Or how the manga spent multiple chapters hyping him up only for him to get nodiffed by Sasuke alongside Suigetsu. How could you not love him?You WILL love Jugo.
Weird thread
>>288013826>Novel shit that isn't in the manga.The manga doesn't state nor imply that "the 3rd thought it a good idea to let everyone know that Naruto had the 9 tails in him".>Novel shitThe only novel shit I know is that according to Itachi Shinden, most of Konoha blamed the Uchiha clan for the fox attack before Naruto's status as Kurama's Jinchuriki was leaked, and it led to Itachi and Izumi getting bullied in the academy pre-massacre much like how Naruto would be post-massacre. It's quite possible that most of the village still held some resentment for the Uchiha clan and it prevented the village from doing everything it could to help Sasuke.>This works for the civilians but not for the trained shinobi who should know he's an important tool.Yes, that's correct, but not every shinobi knows about the 4th's intention. "those who should know" is a very select number of people, including Jiraiya who fucked off from the village to write some porn novels.>>288013834>How on earth does this further anything Danzo wantsNaruto having Kurama was meant to be a secret, but Danzo leaked that information without the full context of what a Jinchuriki was. If Hiruzen were to correct them, he would have to admit the fox attack was started in part because the Leaf Village had it secretly sealed away, further destabilizing his position as Hokage, which was Danzo's goal so he could take the position for himself.As for why he didn't tell Naruto about his parents, the point was so Minato's enemies wouldn't target him, and a young Naruto would absolutely boast about that fact if he had known. Not to mention he'd grow to resent Minato for not only abandoning him but cursing him by making him a Jinchuriki "for the sake of the village".
Where tf is the chappie??
>>288013834One more thing I wanted to say but couldn't due to post limits.>Kakashi somehow knew he was Minato's son and didn't give a fuck. Jiraiya literally just forgot and never gave enough of a fuck to look into it, despite knowing Kushina was pregnant and despite him naming Naruto. Yes, that stuff is fair and shows that Kishi didn't plan much ahead on this matter, or rather made shit up on the way. That applies to nearly all his flashback sequences, especially the ones that pretend to sell that Naruto has this great family bond with Sasuke and Team 7.>The third doing practically nothing to assuage that as well as everyone else not giving a fuck about Naruto until the manga dictates it is retarded.Hiruzen is the one who convinces Iruka to give Naruto a chance. He's also the one who chose Kakashi to be his assigned Jounin. It feels like many of you wanted Hiruzen to make loving Naruto a federal law; he tried to improve Naruto's situation and allow him to grow as a normal child. It's not his fault that Kurama gave everyone such a huge trauma that people directed it toward an innocent child.An infant won't survive by himself, so objectively Naruto was cared for until he aged enough to be by himself by shinobi standards. Being an orphan is basically the norm in this world; people are extremely desensitized to children living alone because that's just Tuesday to them.There's space to criticize Hiruzen's posture as a leader; there were times when his compassion turned into lenience, but not in Naruto's case. What else was he supposed to do? Mandatory 1-on-1s with Naruto and a random citizen until everyone likes him?
>>288014429>trying to justify Kishi's shit writingLol
>>288014626You can hate some while also defend some, Anon. I talked shit about some of it too.
>>288013274>Danzo wanted Sasuke killed. Danzo pointing he BASED
>>287994329Danzo hated Hiruzen for a reason.
>>288017447Because he was better than him.
>>288017679Shut up Sarutobi
some of the world building feels tacked on but sarutobi's "lack of care towards naruto" isn't one of those things. i think sarutobi did the most he could for naruto.
>>288014151it's called jobbing, anon. his purpose was to make sauce look strong.
>>288012933>why Obito decided to attack his fucking teacher's family. It just comes across as contrived and convoluted.because he was lashing out at everyone the same way sasuke was going to lash out against everyone in Konoha
>>288018872Yeah bro, let's blindly trust Madara and his sussy Zentsu and lash out against the very fucking people that never wronged him.
>>288019665anon when people are angry they rarely, if ever, act rationally (especially when said people love to such an extreme it wraps around to mind-numbing hatred when that love is lost)also keep in mind Madara put a curse seal on Obito
>>287990544nice
