What if you woke up and saw this in the mirror?
>>288012856God I wish.
>>288012856>character creation>difficulty: story mode
>>288012856It's the same answer every time.
>>2880128561) grope tits2) suck nipples3) masturbate4) repeat until I coom to deathThe only thing keeping me from gooning 24/7 is my refractory period. If I was a woman and capable of having orgasms one right after the other, I'd tie myself up, tape a hitachi to my clit, and set it to high until my brain is mush and the batteries ran out.
>>288013044/threadAlso checked.
>>288013044>>288013047Yep
>>288012856Kill myself
>>288012856Holy shit, I turned INVISIBLE!and there's a girl in my room i guess
>>288012856I would post nudes on 4chan and take video/audio requests
Scream. I will never be a woman! I will find a way to reclaim my manliness.