How do we defend against assault imouto?
Body odor?
Preemptive toothbrushing
the founding brothers never envisioned a world with assault imoutos
>>288029402Her hair is too long, can't we do something about this?
>>288029734The founding brothers understood the necessity of opposing sibling tyranny they understood that equality of force was the only protector.
>>288029671It only makes her sniff more
>>288029402You don't, you just let it happen.~Onii-chan
>>288029734My imouto deserves 30 rounds of headpats.
Good imouto don't molest their onii-chan.
>>288030109h-hot
>>288031192but i want my imouto to molest me though
Should I tell my angry imouto to stop walking around the house topless?
>>288030109>
>>288030109If you breed your imoutos, they win
>>288031857That's actually possibly true.I've been thinking on the topic a little and I think women actually have a pretty strong incestuous incentive. maybe stronger than for males but they express it differently, seeking natural intimacy and safety.
They make imouto win again.
The solution to assault imouto is the armored nee-chan who herself is weak to the okaa-sama drone strike.
>>288029402Give them a baby to raise
>お兄ちゃん、今月ちょっとお小遣い足りないの…出してくれない?How do you respond?
>>288029402>>288032301Defensive cast iron pan
>>288032362Most imoutae can use dark magic.
>>288029402Didn't you just make an imouto thread and have it die yesterday? Do we really need a new thread every day?
how come there are so few truly great imoutos?
>>288032532Yes.
If you could go back in time and keep your memory would you actively try to bone your sister?
>>288033823But I already am?
>>288029734the fondling brothers?
FUCK YOUR SISTERSAVE THE WORLD
>>288033823Like you wouldn't believe. And all of them, not just one imouto. Would probably lay my hands on my two hot aunts, and mom too.-t. Hardcore incest fetishist, been fapping exclusively to incest hentai for over 14 years
>>288035079I hate gachaniggers so much, kill yourself nigger
>>288033823I wouldn't actively try to bone her, but I would spend a lot more time with her
>>288035126It was the only appropriate reaction image i had at hand. It's a new computer anon please dont't bully me
>>288031912>I've been thinking on the topic a little and I think women actually have a pretty strong incestuous incentive.I have been thinking about it, and i came to the same conclusionPlus i also realised incest statistics are bullshit. They're clearly for crime reporting so it's always about some alcoholic deadbeat dad with mental issues raping his daughter or whatever. Where are the cases where mom-son, dad-daughter, uncle-niece, brother-sister, aunt-nephew consensually decide they love each other and want to be with each other, maybe have a child or two together? Of course we never hear of those casesI'm pretty sure incest is a lot more common than we think, it's just very well hiddenI mean look at all the incest porn on the internet. You're telling me it's only guys who watch it? No mother, daughter, or aunt watches it? Yeah no
>>288029402Be a dame-oniichan. Imoutos are just femalesand don't care about you as a person but you as their brother.
>>288029402Go on the attack
>>288031736She will start walking around bottomless too if it makes you uncomfortable
>>288032301Nihongo wakarimasen, Nihongo shaberimasen
fuck onii
>>288029402>ohh we should ban assault imoutosDo you think criminals obey the law? That just prevents us law abiding citizens from owning them. I need to be able to defend myself from oneesans.
I like when Kirara keeps the imouto and doesn't try to erase it by making every character female in universe.
>>288034370Based
>wake up>see thisYour move?
>>288039946>wake up>see thisWat do?
>>288039946Is she choking me to death?
>>288039946>what doHERE COMES THE ONIICHAN WHAT IS HE SETTING UP? OHHH PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER!
>>288039946Wake up for real, there's no way there would be a gorilla in my bedroom.
>>288032301"Nagasaki, Okinawa, Hokkaido, Yokohama"
>>288040474It's more likely than you think.
A couple of months ago, an anon said they'd do stuff for their imouto on the condition that they do the sex thing where you don't have sex, but slowly escalate over the course of a week. What is that thing called it's been driving me crazy.
>>288041078Edging.
>>288029402Begin early and do progressive overload training until you're immune to their attacks once they're old enough to cause real damage.
>>288029402Preemptive assault
>>288039975What is she doing?
>>288043211She told him to kiss her ass.
>>288029402Just turn around and pick her up
>>288041078Sumata?
>>288029402I have no need, because I am woefully imoutoless
>>288029402A repeated open palm strike to her exposed bottom
I'm ashamed to admit that I underperformed with my imouto. I blame the condoms, too tight in the ring.
>>288041185>>288044135It was more specific than these, googling says it's Tantric but it wasn't that.They end up doing it in this manga as wellhttps://mangadex.org/chapter/e91fc434-bf08-4631-b44b-dff92466a1ca/4
>>288029402>defend?
>>288044521Polynesian sex?
remember to keep your promises
>>288032301Enjou kousai with little sisters
>>288044556>PolynesianThat's it thank you anon you've freed me from this brain worm.
>>288045108I see this sometimes in eromanga but nothing actually describing it comes from searching it
Imoutoopology
>>288045230Ok I didn't see these entries before, strange. Brother Pierrot's Imouto no naka has this but it doesn't actually follow what it's supposed to.
>>288033823I have no sister
>>288033823Nope, my mom is really strict and would castrate me if i tried.
>>288029402While she's asleep...
You want to do WHAT?
>>288047183>game has difficult choices
So what should I spec into for the current imouto meta? Who are the front runners right now? Is Sora still viable?
what does it mean when your imouto accidentally calls you her boyfriend's name
>>288048203My sister also does the same, it means she has replaced you :(
>>288029402>my sister just told me she sleeps naked or without underwearwe don't live together anymore sadlly
>>288047805Lick your toes- I mean lick your toes- I mean lick your to- I mean lick your toes- I mean lick- I mean lick your toes- I mean lecture those who stay up late about the benefits of a healthy sleep schedule, go to sleep already dummy, it's way past your bedtime
>>288036672I want to suck her flattitties but I don't want to sound like pervertWHAT'S WRONG WITH IMOUTO
>>288048220i have got to kill myself.
>>288048274
Would you drink imouto milk?
>>288048395The milk function has not been unlocked on this imouto yet
I have imouto fatigue
>>288048531Sleep with your imouto
>>288048538NTA but I can't stop myself from rubbing my hands over her chest.
I will become the older brother Sekiya Asami needs so she can go back to doing Qualidea Code doujins>>288040786"Sushi, Sashimiiiiiii"
>>288048481that can be fixed
>almost ejaculate from seeing her small buttImouto are weapons of mass destruction.
Go kiss your onii-chan.Post results.
>>288031192But the best do
TRUTH NUKE:Imoutos need anal sex.
Does your imouto know that she's your wank material?
>>288049456*n't need to
imoutits
>>288051624are for fondling
>>288050078Imoubutts drive me nuts
Do not creep on your imouto, the guilt will consume you
>>288051767Only sisterlets say this.
Guys who never got a younger sister, the thread. Incels creeps.
I regret not doing my imouto when I had the chance to
I'm going to suck imoutoes again
How I sorely wish little sisters were anything like this.
>>288052060>t.
>>288050265you people always say 'she knows' but I'm pretty sure she has no idea. we have a weekly sauna tradition at my place on sundays most weeks and I'm positive that she wouldn't be naked around me that often if she knew.
>>288052573There's no way your imouto knows. If mine knew that I sat on her bed and masturbated whenever I was home alone, she would have me kicked out of the house
I wish imoutos were real.
>>288052573>she wouldn't be naked around me that often if she knew.She is okay as long as it's you.
>>288052573anon ALL women know when you stare at their breasts /ass, your eyes are not subtle at all
>>288046881That can easily be fixed if you go back in time, especially if you have a brother.
>>288052917I hope you're not suggesting what i think you're suggesting
>>288052917Marty Mcfly get back in the delorean and get out of here
>>288052931>>288052970I just meant doing some minor changes like going to sleep later which would give you a 50% chance of having a sister. You guys are weird.
>>288029402Surrender
>>288052060Normalfags literally cannot comprehend.
>>288031926Bro...
>>288047183
>>288052266Tsundere imoutae are the best!
Some of you guys need serious psychiatric help.don't lewd your actual little sister.
They need to release it NOW
>>288039946>your moveIT’S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!I set a monster card face down, plus two other cards and end my turn.And remember this is a shadow game. There are penalties involved for losing.
>>288055812>There are penalties involved for losing.Such as?
onii-chan ai threadimouto koi threadaneki ren thread
>>288055975*ai
Got drunk again with imouto. No but touching antics this time. Just playing Mario Kart and watching TV til we ended passing out next to each other. I still retain the title of not falling asleep first. Touched a little boob while covering her up though as a prize for retaining the title.
nuggu
>>288055961onii rape
>>288056044Don't touch your imouto while she is sleeping.>>288056119Nii don't have human rights so their consent isn't a factor.
>>288056044I got drunk once and went to my little sister's room where she was reading a book. I laid on her bed and we were talking but I started to get sleepy and told her I would sleep there with her that night since I didn't feel like moving and we had slept together before. She was still in highschool and already had a boyfriend but because we started to talk to each other only until she was already a teenager, she was happy(she herself told me that) and would let me stay in her room and sleep with me despite my hornyness getting the best of me, which resulted in me gropping her. But despite that she would forgive me as if nothing happened.That night I don't remember what happened after I fell asleep. I woke up in my room with different clothes and my imouto sleeping by my left arm. I was so happy just seeing her in my arms and gave her some headpats and hugged her. Then I remembered that I was wasted, imagined what had happened and went to check and yep, I puked in her bed. She later told me all the silly stuff I said and that she helped me get to my room where she apparently helped me change my clothes. I was in disappointed of not being able to remember anything because that was the first time she had been so clingy to me. The times when we slept together she would scold me if I tried to hug her in her sleep or get too close. But there she was, lying in my arms soundly asleep and I had no idea how it ended up like that. The most incredible part is that she was not mad at me in the slightest. As soon as I washed her covers and went to talk to her, she was laughing telling me the stuff I said while drunk on my way to my room.That is one the best memories I have with her and I don't even know what happened after we went in my room. She said she just helped me and stayed with me since well, she couldn't sleep in her bed that night after what I did there. I asked her if any funny business happened but she said no and I never asked her about it again.
>>288056319It was just a little touch with my finger, I was curious how squishy they were. They were very squishy.>>288056322That's a cute story. One of my most cherished memories with mine was when we moved into a new house there was a shed in the back that was full of junk. Our dad didn't need it for anything so we worked together and cleaned it out. We made it into our own little clubhouse. We even ran an extension cord from the porch so we could turn on a fan and a would play board games with friends. We used it for years throughout our teens until a bad storm made a tree fall on it. We still talk about it but we have our own place to make into whatever we want as long as we pay the rent. Decorating is her strong suit though not mine and she has made this place a home. Memories are nice to visit though.
I wish loving little sisters were real
does your sister cook?
If you really loved your sister you would bully her to show how much you care.
>>288057624Bully her womb
>>288058081She'll bully your bank account for that.
>>288055961The loser has to yield their millennium item. Mine the Rod, yours the Eye. Each monster sent to the graveyard is a piece of clothing sent to the shadow realm! I will let you guess what happens when you run out of clothing… and beware, your onii-chan has put on three pair of socks today!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Your move, Yug-imouto
>>288056809If I did not cook for her she would definitely die. But the praise I get from her makes it worth it.
How to defend in this case?
>>288059121use her toes to button mash
>>288059121take her drink
>>288059121Grab some chips and place them between her toes.
>>288059121roll sideways, raspberry her leg
>>288059121Awkwardly feel her thighs
>>288059121Tickle the foot and she'll retreat.
>>288041078Polynesian sex
>>288030109thank god for 4chanX
>>288059121you scoot over a little to the right, so her feet sit comfortably near the penis, you can also just as easily take bites and kisses
>>288059121Make out on the couch
Imoutummy
>>288029402Just let you know op. Chibi the bitch rip is off this thread and make money from it.
>>288064675OP here, who is this?
>>288064750Some anime YouTuber that scammed people out of 10k a few weeks ago. Looks like he rip off 4chan threads now trying to make money from it.
Your imouto knows.
>>288043211preserving their bloodline
>>288065353If she knows, why isn't she fucking nicer to me? I help her out with everything all the time, yet she's still so goddamn rude
>>288065353She wouldn't hug me if she did.
>>288065488Be nicer.
>>288066453I'm much nicer to her. I'm always there for her and I'm always helping her when she needs it.
>>288056809Yes, she cooks a lot. I try to cook when I have time mostly on the weekend. Neither of my parents can cook for shit.
>>288064423pudgy imoutummy?
What about imouthighs?
Imouto sleeping in my bed. It's a king so its roomy. Time to take my melatonin and pass out. Oyasumi
Why are onii-chan like this?
>>288044753source?
>>288059121How to resolve this conflict?
>>288067864That's the dream right there.
>>288064675If he's lurking here he should make a post about the value of imouto pantsu
Just post guro or loli. Don't give them attention.
>>288068653He too busy getting his supporters dox by green reddit.
>>288029402You don't, accept your fate
Imouto that wear jeans
>>288063523*on the cooch
She's escaping
Do onii-chan need this?
>>288067864Kisses!
Lalalala~ Imouto are a social construct, they aren't real. They cannot hurt you. Do not believe their lies.
Do not put them in your mouth
Western media's endless construct that opposite sex siblings must always be at odds has been a detriment for actual relationships and is eroding the family structure.
imoutos are little headpat sluts
Big brothers are nii-niggers!
How do you punish bad oniis?
>>288070845Lots of it.