Why does a CIA agent need such an obscene body for?
>>288034941sexing informants and enemy spies
Well the actual reason is because terrorists and other criminals respond better to a hot woman. It's information gathering 101.
>>288035070Schokolade doesn't do that silly.
>>288035070The only person Schokolade sexes is Scarecrow
>>288034941Messy women are so fucking hotYou just know they’re gonna make the cutest squeaking squelches when you wife one one
>>288034941Makes honeypots a lot easier to pull off and the agency actually does throw in extra risk pay if you're good at being bait. Plus we get to keep the onlyfans money we make while we're at it and the toys are deductibles.
>>288036764source?
>>288034941People instinctively trust attractive people more.
>>288036887
>>288036764>we'reL A N G L E Y
Me.
>>288034941
>>288036764>weHow do you dodge the IRS and possible ethics committees' investigations into your "additional income streams", Mr. See Yiyay? It can't be that hard to smuggle cash or goods into the country when you're with Langley, but I imagine questions arise if you wanna buy something "big ticket" with that money.>asking for a friend...
>>288037898This can't be happening, I'm in charge here
>>288034941CIA work on the ground looks like fun.
>>288036401>wife oneYou fool
>>288034941Vice squads explicitly do leverage hot women for undercover work. I knew a bouncer stopping three people (actually vice cops, 2 guys one girl) from entering the bar and she was hot as fuck and actually pulled her badge out of her cleavage. Actually unbelievable.
