You're a girl and you have that one friend.
>>288037927>You're a girlI'm not.>and you have that one friend.I don't have any friends.
>>288037927I used to think this was anime only nonsense but in college our female flatmates had this one friend who always came around and started complimenting all her friends tits/feeling them up mid conversation.
>>288037927me on the left
>>288037984God that’s so hot, girls can get away with anything.
>>288037984Girls tend to be very relaxed and touchy around each other
>>288037964We can fix one of those things.
>>288037927but when a guy touches his friend's dick it's suddenly gay
>>288038049Yeah, but not when he squeezes your chest and feels around for your nipples though. That's straight up no homo.
>>288038031>>288037964Aw, someone made a friend on 4chan.
>>288037984>>288038016>>288038027One day the secret will be revealed.
>>288038105What? No. I'm telling him to take the pink pill and become a cute girl, silly!
I need a friend like this...
Himawari gets it awful.
Less we forget Haruhi was an absolute scourge about this.
>>288037964>I'm not.You are.
>>288042577That's not Haruhi being a lesbian though.She was a mean girl sexually abusing Mikuru every time Kyon was around because she thought Kyon liked it, and because she was jealous Mikuru got his attention instead of her. So she abuses Mikuru as punishment while trying to entertain Kyon.
>>288044805Not every time. Sometimes it was strictly for blackmail.
>>288037927They are each other's wives.Secret Flowers is canon.
>>288046482You silly goose. That's not her lover. Lovers do this thing behind closed doors. The one groping Oppai-chans' chest is her dear friend, the lovable scamp, Toshino Kyouko! It's not their girlfriend that girls have to worry about cupping their boobs in public. It's their girlfriends.
I like pretending to be a girl on the internet.
I love this trope. Especially when they make boys jealous.
>>288048018I like the one where the girl gets her male minion to humbly lift her boobs to subtract the unfair weight.
>>288037927Its best when its a flattie angrily molesting a titty cow.
>>288048408And then the titty cow gets back at her with nipple twisters.
>>288037927one?
>>288049411Good point.They're both that friend.
>>288046226Back when we had artists and shoopers and lulz.
>>288049709Pretty sure in that situation the girl would still be the most offended party. Takes quite a bit of how do you do before you can get most girls to want to palm a pair of nuts.
>>288049723They want to way more than they will.
>>288037927
>>28803841999% percent of the time you end up being uncute>>288037927Report her to the authorities
>>288042577>>288044805Haruhi was bi since the first episode. She outright said she don't care about male or female, as long as the person is interesting. Kyon just happened to catch her interest first.
>>288042577Should’ve been yuri
5kg of titty
>>288037927AGP thread
>>288050847Imagine 10% of your bodyweight being your tits
>>288050847>>288048059There it is.
>>288053029Shortstacks are a thing.
>>288052896Nagafuji and Hino are together right? Even though they might be literally retarded and/or autistic.
>>288037964>I'm notFag
Me and who
>>288049744Everyone does less than they want to.
>>288055459"I'm singin' in the rain."
>>288038027This. Female friendships are weird
>>288056045
>>288049709this made me realise haruhi is just girl takamura
Katsuragi in the Estival Versus OVA.
>>288047897>pretending
Yoshika so lucky..
>>288057695
>>288037984similar story for me, in high school I was dating some girl and was at her house, her younger sister was there with her friend over. Her friend ran up and grabbed the younger sister from behind by her boobs and hoisted her up and they were giggling. I raised my eyebrow and they realized I saw it and they turned away saying "I'm so embarassed".
>>288053414Yeah, Nagafuji becomes a maid to Hino like how Hino's mom's gay lover did
>>288050296Yamada should have animated this.
>>288053374SUGOI DEKAI
>>288055023
>>288037964We're all little girls here, Anon.
>>288037927Are JKs really like this?
>>288062629Sure they are, because they all know whatever boobies they grab whoever they did it to can just grab them right back later. So girls always have the option of letting it slide or getting revenge.
>>288050317>99% percent of the time you end up being uncuteThat really depends on genetics and age. If he's an attractive androgenous and young asian guy he could be. Basically ugly people/masculine men shouldn't become trannies/traps unless they have access to some sort of super advanced medical science (maybe in 30 years).
>>288059276my anime life..
bump
>>288064543Bisexual queen Saki
Women should have their mouths punched for this. It is sexual assault.
>>288065633I like when women grab my chest. Women should like it too.
>>288065600*Bisexual cuckqueen Saki
>>288037964based
>>288063357It's more common than people think
>>288065633It depends on the girls.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyZjCV-2_cw
>>288066929Also depends on their mood at the moment. Aki went through ten shades of hot and cold with Matsuri.
>>288038027>>288038016For guys you have to say "no homo" or it's gay.For girls it's not gay until you say "yes homo."Here's another hololive example.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoXFukUr7VcI will post no more /vt/. Just using it to prove a point, since these are real girls doing this for kicks. I don't think hololive is being this gay for clicks, though.
For guys it's the friendly no homo butt slap
>>288067492But without the need to win at sportsball.
For what it's worth, Gallup did a survey on this type of thing, and women identified as bisexual at about triple the rate of men overall. The gay/lesbian rate was actually about the same for each gender, and nonbinary people were like 17% lesbians and 40% bisexuals. I'd be interested to know what the biological sex of those people were and how it would compare to the cis-gender stats, but I imagine nonbinary-identifiers skew heavily female as well.https://news.gallup.com/poll/702206/lgbtq-identification-holds.aspx
>>288067607Foids are all bisexual deep down
>>288067607tits are just aesthetically nice regardless of sexuality.
>>288068163This. Only ugly dangerhair blimps complain about it the loudest.
>>288068756
>>288037927Having your hands busy while crawling isn't exactly an excuse either.
>>288062993This is the peak of how it's done, when it's turned around on the molester
>>288038049Well, that depends on how accidentally your friend gives you a massage on your nuts.
