Post 'em.Aya Hirano presents: What I like about sex.Hiranos' sex life has been the most controversial in the industry, so I think it would be funny for her to narrate what she would like to share about the controversies, the highs and the lows, the encounters and the shunnings the scandals and the secrets. Tips for relationships, fun and better sex. Each episode would have a different animation style and finish with a life lesson she got from her escapade. There would be a bonus bit at the end where a guy in an animated silhouette shares what they thought of being with Hirano, and each one will be obviously either a member of the band or her ex-husband.
Middle aged brown tomboy policewoman forced to become a magical girl despite being expired goods. She does it reluctantly while embarrassed about the provocative outfits her wand makes her wear.
>>288042726Every character from your favorite anime gets their hair cut to about this length.Then they all transfer to a school where every girl has very short hair. Even if they're 40 years old they still are forced to attend so you lovers of hags in undersized school uniforms will be happy.The MC is a guy who loves long beautiful black hair and traditional Japanese hime cuts and the plot follows his (unsuccessful) attempts at getting all the female students to grow their hair back. First he plans a terrorist bombing and then tries to put Minoxidil in the school's water supply. He finds an ally in the student council president, a girl who seems to have short hair but is actually wearing one of those weird caps that hide how much hair you have. The first cour ends with him turning into a fascist and shouting from the top of the school building Yukio Mishima style while getting booed, before throwing himself off the building and dying.
>>288042987What
A shy girl asks a delinquent to be her bodyguard. At first he blows her off but after days and days of her being persistent about it, he gives in. She tells him to meet her at the park at midnight where she gives him a necklace saying it's a charm that will help him fight. He tries to ask her why she needs a bodyguard but is cut off by a loud roar from a UFO landing in the park. Out of the UFO comes three tall aliens and they tell the girl that it's time to go home. They reveal she is an alien princess sent by her father to take over the earth but he has now decided to destroy it instead. She hides behind the delinquent and yells that she is no longer the daughter of the king and will take over the planet under her own flag.The delinquent finally starts to wrap his head around what's going on but is pushed by the girl. He looks back at her and she tells him to fight, explaining that the necklace will give him an armor that will help him. The only way to bring it out though is to go through cute magical girl transformation. After begrudgingly doing so, though, it's revealed that the armor is only two trashcan lids and an aluminum bat and it comes with a half-assed mascot character that doesn't really give a shit about what happens to him. With these in hand, he must fight off an enemy alien race and help their separatist princess take over earth.
>>288043035Also, there's a cute shortstack brown tomboy that wants to jump his bones but he keeps no-way-fagging her because he's fixated on long luxurious hime cuts.
>>288043086What
>>288043040This depends entirely on how funny the jokes are
>>288043035>>288043120What don't you understand
A boy and a girl meet in the wee hours of the morning at the train station but are on different platforms, heading towards different schools. The two of them had always noticed each other but never spoke until the boy one day wrote a question in his notebook to the girl. Ever since that day, they spend the few minutes they have together writing notes back and forth to each other across the tracks and get to know each other better. Each odd episode will follow the boy and the even will follow the girl. It will end with the girl finding the boy waiting for her on her platform asking if she would like to skip school that day.
>>288043199I dunno
Cute girls doing cute political things space opera thats 95% WORDS and 5% absolute insane top tier budget battle scenes
>>288042726In the near-future, mysterious lights begin appearing in the sky, and reports begin of mass abductions, entire towns where all the people have disappeared, or hundreds found dead, looking like they've been experimented on in various gruesome ways. Earth hasn't been chosen as some new alien colony, and the aliens aren't here to conquer or exterminate. They're just using us as lab rats, without a hint of empathy or mercy. Panic is starting to spread as cover-ups can't contain the rumors, and evidence starts getting out.The governments of the world, mostly now hiding in their bunkers, organize a (mostly) unified resistance. Special forces from various countries come together to be given the best biotech and drugs and power armor and weapons the world can muster. The goal, disrupt the aliens' plans, capture alien technology, and defeat the alien threat. They need to investigate, anticipate, and then exploit anything they can capture, all while maintaining absolute secrecy so the aliens don't become aware of the resistance and squash it like a bug. Unlimited resources get thrown at this, resources being taken away from the regular population that is increasingly unhappy and violent and paranoid and attacking the structures of world governments that are still able to function. The government can't just broadcast that there's a plan and forces are working to save humanity, the aliens would just hear those broadcasts. So it looks like they're doing nothing. Meanwhile a Manhattan Project-style effort is underway to get humanity's technology level up to the same as the aliens ASAP.Starts out kinda spooky investigation type deal, and trying to understand the aliens' scientific objectives, builds to guerilla warfare, attempting to ambush the aliens while they work. By the end, they're toppling governments that have cut secret deals with the aliens, and taking the war to orbit and blowing up their motherships.
An evil demon lord/world ending calamity bad guy is slain by the hero who sacrifices himself to kill him and end his evil waysHowever, their tandem death accidentally sweeps the demon lord into the cycle of reincarnation where he is reborn with OP skills and immediately becomes an even worse demon lord. The gods eventually have to kill him again, now being the only ones able to do so. But its too late, he is stuck in the cycle. The series is a comedy of the gods trying to reincarnate him into useless or peaceful things and the demon lord always becoming the lord of rats, or bacteria or cute girls or whatever.
The allies of an ancient sorcerer created a time loop following his first death, in which he revives at different points over a six-month period, determined to kill the seven magical girls who, according to his dreams, could stop him. He has lived through 57 loops since his original defeat; each time he was defeated by a different girl, under different circumstances, and on a different day within that time frameAnd in his last attempt, he wasn’t even killed by a magical girl, but by the suitor of one of them, after he had killed all the magical girls in that attempt.So he begins his 58th attempt without a plan to follow because he lost even after winning last time.
>>288042726The Soviet Union or North Korea as if it was a middle school. Take the tyrannical student council trope up to 12. Full blown propaganda all over the school. Teachers are afraid. Students required to sing patriotic songs and take oaths of allegiance. People are getting disappeared and sent to the detention gulag to labor on printing more propaganda posters all day in school. Student council president has an absurd cult of personality around him. All kinds of politics going on with the after school clubs and sports teams and whatnot. Student council elections have been indefinitely suspended.Meanwhile there's a resistance movement among some of the other students, working to overthrow the student council. A bunch of different groups, like the French Resistance in WW2, they basically all hate each other but have a common enemy. They have spy missions, and do acts of sabotage. An entire shadow war going on during school hours. They even have somebody in the inside, an informant on the student council playing a dangerous game as double agent. And nobody knows who the leader of the resistance is, their identity is a total mystery, but he or she is organizing the various resistance cells through coded messages.It's all because the student council president wants to impress a girl he likes who seems largely unaware of everything, and especially unaware of him. Nobody knows that's the reason. The other student council members just see him as this incredibly charismatic middle school boy who is trying to make the school be the best it can be and bring order to the student body. They oppress everyone on his behalf and he's largely unaware of their evil actions throughout the school in support of his rule.Meanwhile the girl is the resistance leader, trying to get the student council president to not be president anymore so that he'll have free time and then maybe they can spend time together.
>>288042726>Aya Hirano presentsIt's Rock of Ages, except anime. And instead of old skool dadrock ballads, it's 80s/90s Grunge with Shonen Knife making a cameo and play one of the EDs. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXiWmTRByaAThe BDs include a bonus video of Courtney ranting about nothing while chain-smoking and flashing a nipple. >e.g. https://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=jDVVUoaw3WQthe bassist has segs.
>>288044820I saw Shonen Knife live once about 15 years ago. They were great. Only upset that I got to the show late and missed the screaming females.
>>288044820>CourtneyNo. Thirty years of damage control still isn't enough. No I don't think she killed him. Yes I do think she was a manipulative enabler to his addiction and could run as a spokeswoman for DARVO. Nothing really bothers her. She just wants to love herself.Smut idea:Low birth rate future. the children that are had undergo brain scans and personality profiles to pair them off for ideal relationships. Schools are normal except for an hour barriers are errected around every pair of students, the teacher leaves the room and the lights go down. Eventually the students figure out that this is their fucking time. MC and MG are super tsundere and they don't like the idea of the system determining their love life, so they don't fuck, but so frustrated that they don't. They're both jealous of the pair to their right, so they wait for the right time and the girl tosses the other girl over the barrier before it closes, so they separate the lovers and get to NTR them.
A man and a woman love each other and get marriedAnd then they kill a lot of people (with the power of love!)
>>288042778yeah, and every time she saves somebody instead of a lesson about positivity and friendship she tells them how the world is rough and indifferent and you have to be tough and apathetic about it if you don't want to get bogged down in feelings and failure.
Cute Things doing Cute Girls ThingsEither aliens or simply undefined eldritch beings snatching cute girls' bodies and playing the part in order to achieve world domination.....and failing spectacularly, but at least looking cute while at itIt can have both funny, adorable and nightmarish moments full of fanservice and censored gore>>288043040Change the "trashcan suit" for some actual superpowered suit ala Guyver, and with a plot like that you could have fooled me into reading next Oka Hiroya manga
>>288042726Kikuko Inoue fucking black guys in the 90's
>>288042726There's this chick with huge tits
>>288043086>cute shortstack brown tomboyi will watch your anime
>>288047573And then what!?
>>288047690I don't know. Just go from there, That's how a lot of other anime writers do it
>>288047832But big tits fit, if you will, into so many genres. Lets' start there. What genre do we have these big tits?
>>288042726a guy who becomes stronger over time and wins the hearts of the people. A story about love and friendship.
>>288047690And then give her short hair. That's it. That's the whole anime.
>>288047914Well, congragulations. You got enough for 200K views on TikTok!
>>288047848I don't know, I have Star Fox on the brain, so space mercenaries, big tited harem, main male pilot and several girl pilots, 12 episodes, season 2 never
>>288047964But now you have a HAREM!? What the fuck man!?You had me slated for just a pair of tittes, now I need a pair of titties for every episode that the guy needs to jump into his Arwing and save the system.But, OK. I like what we have now. We just need more than the big titties and short hair.But we also have a mission. Star fox, so save the planetary system. Why?It's more than tits that make the hero risk his life. He looks deep inside and he remembers his tragic backstory. What is it?
>>288042726An average highschooler (age 14-17) is transported into another world and given overpowered abilities that make him extremely powerful. There, he meets an attractive young woman that is attracted to him. Also animals explode into money and overpowered loot.Please do not steal my idea.
>>288048034It's nice but it could use some NTR
>>288047998Ever since "THEY" came down from the sky, war had only one destination the sky and beyond, run with that
>>288042726Cute girls hang out. Nothing happens.
>>288048051Great. Great. Great.We're running with something here. We have the enemy.Now the enemy are a lot of guys. Mostly goons. We need five good big enemies. Every story needs two, but for a big epic we'll need the five.The first two are the Villain and the monster. You need both of them. The Villain is all about his schemes and wants to control everything. Then you have the monster. The monster is just pure destruction. It just wants to eat. They're useful to each other, but fundamentally their philosophy are at odds.NOWThe three more we will need with be the Rival, The Nemesis and the Tyrant. The Rival wants to be a match for the Hero in brave combat. The Nemesis wants to undermine the hero at his weaknesses, and the tyrant wants to take everything the hero has and make it their own.What have you got for me?
this is what the planet looks like btw.(its supposed to be one giant vortex connecting both sides but AI is stupid to read my shitty drawing as that)
>>288048223>AIYou should have just made a shitty drawing
>>288048256i did. you can prompt with images, smarty pants
>>288047964>HaremLameGive me a deep exploration of just one girl, the sort that'll have a whole generation of boys hopelessly in love and influence their tastes in women the rest of their lives
>>288048283With what program?
>>288048283You missed the word "just"I know you can prompt with images and I knew that's what you didI was saying you should have simply posted the drawing
>>288048303all of them...chatgpt, grok any that allow you to upload images
>>288048330Those ask for your money.
>>288042726Cute girls doing cute things, but with helicopters.And let's use it to promote tourism in my town, which nobody knows about.
>>288048115Rival>Top pilot of the enemy but always one step behind MC in aerial combat and ridiculous sky maneuversTyrant>Ruthless grunt ruler known for strategic coordinated strikes and seeks to overthrow main villainNemesis>Hired gun turned enemy commander determined to hunt MC and his friends
>>288048353thats why i have 40 email accounts. you can use them for free, its only limited.>>288048319i didnt miss shit, my reading of it was legit
>>288048486You utterly emasculated that fool
>>288048451Dude. We are so there. Setting is a little thin. We're going to need a lot more than one location and we need to flesh out the Heros' team, but also the heroes abilities. Some should be on the face, Strong, handsome, some type of personality. But our hero needs mystique as well. A weakness and a special ability, hopefully, but not necessarily connected to each other. Just something about the hero that reveals more about him the more we learn about his situation.That and we need to build the harem and the team outside the harem. The robot friend, and the young protege. Let's also not forget the mentor character that kicks off his call to adventure.What more have you got in the tank there, trucker?
>>288048283>>288048223concept art is probably the most sensible use of image gen. had lots of fun throwing my low poly 3D models in
>>288048486>It's over, I have depicted you as a little girl and myself as a chad
100 Girlfriends, except all girls are parodies of losing heroines from different franchises
>>288048566Lest we forget.
>>288048554We're all little girls here
>>288048566>HimmelOkay, I laughed
>>288048507Sorry pal but this is where It takes a turn, The harem is the team 4 girls at most plus mc1.Childhood friend >Sweet personality but known to get jealous, decent pilot but secretly a skilled tactician 2. Short stack engineer> Barely shows emotion, loves her team but loves machines more, socially awkward but you won't find a better mechanic 3.Tomboy Marksman> Loud and rambunctious, but with a heart of gold willing to do whatever it takes for the team, can't outfly MC but can definitely outshoot>4 Older sensei typeExperienced pilot helps guide the team and holds everyone together basically the big sister, caring but sternSorry it's not very original. I'm just making this up as I go along
>>288048579No I'm not, I'm Goku
>>288048451>>288048115Sorry. There were two more villain types that I forgot, one is so obvius that I forget about them, the other is kind of extra. The hurtle and the Temptress. The hurtle is the first big villain that the hero faces and he is supposed to be unbelievably strong. He forces the hero, unannounced and without preparation to win the day. Think the rock guy from Ninja scroll. Then there is the temptress. She, or hell, he tries to seduce the hero over to the side of evil.
>>288048603Can we instead just have a proper romance where best girl wins? By which I mean every girl wins. Give each of the girls a great boyfriend that she has all to herself.
>>288043086I would have watched it until you decided on the trope of the mc beating women off of him. That's super gay.
>>288048631Also the hurtle has to come back later, and the hero suddenly realizes how weak he is, showing how much the hero has grown.
>>288048397Just make sure one of them is a retire JSDF pilot.(They would all be retired JSDF pilots IRL)
An adventurer is expelled from his party and rents his girlfriend after beng reincarnated as the hero in another world.
>>288042726An anime featuring lolis who go on adventures mining cobalt and gold in the Congo and selling it in Rwanda.The second season would follow the lolis as they transport their mined ore across the Congo to an Atlantic port, passing through checkpoints manned by armed men all across the country from the eastern Congo jungle to the western coast.
>>288048803Will they get embroiled in some civil war or run into a local warlord who wants a cut of the business?
>>288048736Are you trying to create a slop stack overflow?
>>288048803This will actually work after an African liberation movement, meaning that the European trade will have collapses. Set it in the near future.
>>288048631>>288048641I don't know. Maybe machine designed after MC's ship That pilots itself and has copied every one of his maneuvers forcing MC to literally overcome himself
>>288048883I like this. In order to outdo the machine he has to unlock his subconscious and discover more of himself through his harem.
>>288048735Pretty cute
Cute chunni high school girls who are deluded that they're magical girls protecting their town, even though it's just a regular setting and they're just chunni weirdos. Each one specializes in a specific traditional martial art. They take on Mitsuboshi Colors-like missions, either of their own inception or odd jobs given to them by the community. They train a lot, grappling and hitting each other and otherwise getting sweaty on the mats in their club room after school. Each one is super dramatic, does signature poses, calls out her finishing moves, and generally is a goofy retard. Their peers make fun of them but they're oblivious to it, and ultimately are beneficial to their community by solving various problems, so people put up with their antics in and out of the school. In the process, they make the world a bit more of a magical place, even if only they can see it.
>>288042726(Tsundere) Gyaru cannot be nice to (Also tsundere) otaku. And they're also sorta childhood friend and lives next door
>>288049168[<<<]∆I hate your idea of physics but wanted to avidly follow your psychonauts web log. We done ? Cause I'm due to appear by ghostwrite proxy in your japanimation film sequel. Ma"am take Aeryn Cunninghamraptor no one will be unable without.Tell Caeliborn I said wtf was that in Miami,FL
>>288048803The anime would be a combination of the ones in the pic related.It would be a cute anime with humor, lolis, and adventures.>>288048825Of course, they'll run into several warlords, and the lolis will have to figure out how to deal with them.
A guy hates AI so much that he rejects medical treatment when he was close to die because he didn't want to depend on a computerAfter his death his son finds a notebook with his father ideas that he never shared with anyone and using AI the son refines it and publishes it as his own work
>>288049516The son dies painfully at the hands of a doctor that used AI to get through medical school
I’ll try to keep it as short as possible >Due to a combination of unfortunate circumstances and fake rumors MC has been bullied his entire life >specially by women>but he has a very good heart and won’t hold a grudge against anyone,he is just very lonely>one day a sweet alien robot girl crashes into his home>she forces him into a relationship like in urusei yatsura or to love ru>so they start going out on cute dates>however this robot girl has decided her new mission is to find every person that has ever bullied MC and humiliate them and psychologically torture them until they apologize to MCTLDR: cute show about having dates with a yandere robot gf as she secretly hunts down MC’s bullies to torture them one by oneI guess i just wanna see a show about a robot girl humiliating mean human women by being better than them at everything
>>288048736kekstart this, kadokawa. this is it!
>>288044820A fired tech support guy went into an interview thinking he was getting a SOHO job for a small company working out of a cushy classy apartment. When he arrived he was immediately asked to dress and act as another man to meet with a client, with fake IDs and everything and a gun. He thought it was fishy but went along with it anyways because it's so hard being /g/ guy paying rent. He went downstairs and the client somehow was already at the frontdoor of the apartment building, so he bowed 90 degrees and greeted him as politely as possible. But as soon as they exchanged namecards, a black MPV suddenly pulled up and grabbed the client. Client screamed "SAVE ME!" like a little grill, and the MC immediately popped into action and jumped into the MPV beating up all the thugs innit. The driver pulled out a gun and MC disarms him in a 5 min gunkata battle. Turns out the MC was ex-SFGp in early retirement. After MC grabs the client and takes him back to the apartment, the interviewer congrats him on passing the internship, then pulls out a gun and demands that the client hand over his bitcoins and sponsor future ops. The client nods sliently and leaves. Interviewer turns back to the MC, "Welcome to Silent Karasu(Karasu means Crow), MC. Time for you to meet the rest of the team."He meets the rest of the 3 man team. The other 2 are buff dudes wearing flashy Guam tropical shirts and shorts typing on their laptops in a meeting room. The 2 raise up their hands and said "Yo". Interviewer explains that the other 2 are extreme-shut-in ameriboo hackermen and MC will be immediately assigned as sysadmin with exec pay(still has to do manual labour and wetworks). MC makes a loud sigh and accepts the jeb.... It's called Rent-a-Spy Dudebros (no homo cucking).
>>288049907Did you think this up while bored out of your mind at work
>>288049907Takumie Sudo is a 13 year old shy girl who originally lived in rural Obama,Fukui.1 day she found a boy who's a nerdy otaku and instantly "liked" him,and started keeping a diary recording all her fantasies about him and how they're going to be perfect for one another.She never found the courage to confess her love...I mean "feelings" for him until she found out he's transferring overseas.She tries to talk to him in a library on his last day in school,but instead bumps into him and drops her diary. The boy picked up diary but never found the chance to return it back to her. After he'd moved to Paris, he opened up the diary in curiosity,and read it all in one night while masturbating... while imagining himself living the perfect live with Bob Sapp, and realises that he is in fact super fabulously madison-moore-sexual.He eventually gets a black north-african boyfriend to re-enact all the fantasies in the diary.Meanwhile in Nihon,Takumie was forced to watch a LIVE! Nico Nico Douga video of a japanese boy fugging a BBC because her friends thought she acts too much like a virgin. She realises the boy in the video was the nerd boy she "liked". She goes into depression, but comes out of it full of rage against the penis and also she's an androgyny lesbian now. She forms a counter-culture idol unit with other like-minded yuris , setting off on the mission to "Destroy all idols" and all 3DPD related to otakus and homopenis.It's called "Love Lie!"
>>288049928no, i wrote it after reading another terrible Rental GF thread.
A guy moves back into his hometown and starts attending the local highschool. There he meets two girls hanging out together, one of which is his old childhood friend. He starts hanging out with them, they all have fun together, life finally starts get better etc.Their happiness gets cut off as one of the girls goes missing. After some time of finding nothing, the police puts the investigation on hold. Not happy about this development, the mc and the childhood friend now begin an investigation of their own. Through the shared time they begin to develop romantic feelings for each other. They eventually find her dead body and realize that she was murdered. Turns out that the childhood friend is a split personality yandere who always had a crush on the mc and she's the one who killed her friend out of out of fear of getting abandoned, because she was starting to get feelings for the mc aswell. The childhood friend initially didn't know she killed her because of some split personality amnesia hijinks, but realized it halfway through the investigation where she started purposely obstructing their detective work in order for the truth to not come into light.There would be a long flashback scene showing her pov of all the events that led up to this (her dysfunctional family, her finding solace in mc's presence, how devastated she was when the mc moved away back then, how she eventually got in touch with the girl who became her best friend, how happy she was when mc moved back but also how his presence brought back the memories of her emotional trauma which kicked off her spiral back into instability, how she saw her friend getting too close to the mc and she eventually betrayed and brutally murdered her best friend who viewed her something like her sister). The murder scene would get extra effort put into especially.The mc would then have to make up his mind as his world falls apart.I don't know what happens after or how it ends since I didn't think that far yet.
>>288048566Rem must be killed.i love Emelia and Himmel
>>288049948>I don't know what happens after or how it ends since I didn't think that far yet.and then the MC gets suicidal and fucks his teacher and find out his best male frendo is a gay trap. kekstart me , netflicks!
>>288042726chuuni ninja club at school in which they be doing the dirty sneaky shit at the behest of the student council. Said Sneaky things like tripping the fire alarm to disrupt exam or something devious like that as if the club is like the school's cia.
