Volume 53The Birth of NarutoChapter 503: Minato's Reaper Death Seal!!Start: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>288036124
17 more days!
>>288056254Was worried you weren't going to dump today, given your tantrum this morning lol
>>288056313Why is the number going up now?
>>288056320I saw someone throwing a tantrum, but it was no tripfag.
>>288056362>No my daughter, your duty is to be knocked up and have childrenbased kishi
>>288056424>>288056415>>288056402So how strong is she ?? Because this is some kage level shit
>>288056393>he thinks we're stupid enough to fall for it
>>288056368the will of the people is prevailing
>>288056470Now please keep it on forever, so I can filter your posts.
B&W
>>288056398>>288056464What do you think you're doing?
>>288056526?
>>288056558You weren't able to present any sort of proof last thread, so nobody will ever take you seriously
>>288056258This is probably my favorite Naruto spread
>>288056258ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>288056450>useless.The parallels just dont seem to stop
>>288056362>raaar! XD
>>288056329>>288056347Don't you think they're relying on Minato way too much here? I mean he's a fucking beast no doubt but do the other shinobi actually think he can take on Kurama?
>>288056362Lmao Kurenai is just a younger shinobi and she's already been relegated to being to someone who's only purpose to is to give birth
>>288056278How did he tank this
>>288056818I think only one person keeps bringing him up every 3 posts.
Done!
>>288056505>Uh, Minato.. I don't know if we should suddenly decide to seal a monster of pure evil inside our newborn bab->Silence, woman. REAPER DEATH SEAL!
>>288056913Good job Sakon!
>>288056823Clearly kidruto's rasengan is more powerful than minato's
>>288056362Kishi..
>>288056823I rewatched the anime fight recently and thought the same. Kind of bullshit how he gets hit with a big ass rasengan and it just tears his clothes up and leave a bit of a mark (and for some reason fucks his arm up?)I guess the answer is just (sort of like usual) Magic Hashirama cells
Just popping in to give my daily thanks to our daily founders. Thank you daily ramen and Sakon. You made /a/ love Naruto again
>>288056998And "people" want to pretend you aren't samefagging? Lol
12 more days! (:
>>288057016I've only made a single post in this thread. That's all I ever make after I read the chapter.
>>288056362>you youngins can't die during domestic conflicts, we'll have to save that for when you to wars with foreigners
>>288056375>he's gonna use THAT thing!
>>288056505Dude really didn't want to be a single dad that much, huh
>>288056320hi poopsuke
>>288056362>randomly introducing Kurenai's father in this flashbackWhy? It feels like such a bizarre choice.
>>288056973lolinai really is top tier
>>288056390Was Jiraiya babysitting Nagato's team during this?
>>288056390>gamabunta was able to hold down the complete nine tailsDefinitely a Kage++ deluxe feat
>>288056489HEROzen has arrived at the scene
>>288056362Genuinely, why the fuck did Kishi do this? Did the editor just give him a freebie he was always chomping at the bit to put in or something?
>>288056505So is this really the only reason he let himself die here?? Just so Kushina could have like 5 minutes of seeing Naruto in a dream sequence? This flashback really makes Minato seem like a massive asshole. He really deserved to have Naruto beat the shit out of him.
>>288056278That's the wrong arm falling off. It's his right arm that is Zetsu goo.
>>288056489If obito didn't act retarded he could've easily kidnapped nardo like a year or two after this and got at least half of kurama for his sleepy tree plan. Also why did minato seal the yang half in nardo? Ying half probably would've made his life a little easier since that one is less of a dick.
>>288056996He didn't take full damage from the Rasengan. He either activated intangibility or sucked up the Rasengan, so it slipped through/into him. He was still hurt a lot but not nearly as much as it could have been.
>>288057203Speedreader...he explained why 2 pages prior.
>>288057063>Dude really didn't want to be a single dad that much.Anon!
>>288056823Kabuto at least had the excuse of being able to heal himself but even then it still fucked him up real goodMean this one Tobi got hit with was probably stronger and also directly on his spine, this really should have put Tobi in a wheelchair>>288056756aiee
>>288057265Ah, that would make sense
>>288057059Kishi doing damage control for Hiruzen>See he actually cares about the young people!
>>288056700>>288056362CHUDmoto...
>>288057265Oh, doesn't make much sense
>>288056469Minato sacrificing himself to seal away half of the Ninetails doesn't make much sense. It's implied that he's keeping half of it away from Tobi forever, but it turned out that Tobi only needed half (actually, much less than even that). Why not seal all of it into Naruto? Then Minato could live. Perhaps a baby couldn't handle all of it, but that's not suggested here.Even worse, Kushina suggests that if she reseals the Kyuubi into herself, she'll die with it, but we later see that getting the Kyuubi re-sealed into Naruto saved him. Did she die for nothing?
>>288056459>>288056469>>288056489>>288056505>I DON'T WANT TO BE A SINGLE FATHER!
>>288056505>>288056888>>288056913Arigatou, OP!
>>288057203I think Minato is a victim of a huge retcon. Originally he was supposed to have sacrificed himself to stop Ninetails, but the Reaper seal as shown against Orochimaru didn't make sense as a way to seal it into Naruto. So Kishimoto came up with the idea of Minato sealing half of it into himself. The logical reason for him to do that is missing, though.
Kishi fumbled the bag here
>>288056362I get the others, but isn't Kakashi an anbu captain? seems kinda weird to leave him out of something like this.
What were the Uchiha, Hyuuga, Inuzuka, Aburame and Sarutobi clans doing at this moment?
>>288057167That scene is not in the manga.
>>288057667ok
>>288057621Oh yeah he'd been a jonin for years by this point, it is pretty weird for him to get put in timeoutCould have at least shown him evacuating civilians or something
>>288057038>he says, making an additional post
>>288057633>Hyuuga, Inuzuka, Aburame and Sarutobi clansGetting stomped on by Kurama>UchihaHiding in their secret cuck basement
>>288057155Gamabunta is so based
>288057073The fact you never call out this spam but complain about Sakon being called out says a lot btw.
>>288057811People have given up on complaining about the NS spam.
STOP POSTING SHIPSHIT I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT
You're so goddamn cringe.
>>288056347Why did Minato just let him escape?
>>288056956Good>>288057340GoodAll the other images posted - trash.
Quality thread
SakuRAT thread
>>288056505Does the next chapter explain how got the Reaper Death seal? I forget.
>>288058114>explain how got the Reaper Death sealHow who got it? Minato? Hiruzen? I don't remember it ever being explained either way.. Kushina mentioned her clan was crazy good at sealing a few chapters ago though so maybe she taught Minato.
>>288058114 your back are you tired from the little spam fiction sakon.
>>288058189Minato specifically, though I guess Hiruzen too. I guess it makes sense as a Uzumaki clan secret, but Minato teaching Hiruzen it also seems like a possible breach of trust between him and Kushina.
>>288057604Not at all
I think Konan mogs
And at the end of the daySHESTILLWONFUAAAARK
>>288058114Maybe he made a summoning contract with the shinigami
>>288057604Give me one good reason why your statement is true.
>>288058255Nagato...
>>288058268
>>288058245>your backHe never left
>>288058246Well she also mentioned how super close Uzumaki were with Konoha, close enough that they sent over Kushina to be a Jinchuriki, so maybe they shared some of their forbidden sealing jutsu too.Or shit, maybe it's the 2nd Hokage coming up with yet another sick ass jutsu.But yeah I don't recall it being explained.
>>288058348Do you also think Sakura is better/more popular than Naruto and Sasuke?
>>288058296>>288058296It's because the manga shows the two of them with the most development. And it's gone downhill since then. Their marriages look like punishments
>>288057937Because there's a nine tails letting loose on the village(his responsibility) if it was danzo he'd chase after mystery man letting the casualties go up
>>288058495You didn't get it.
>>288058493China
>>288056258>the life that never wasWhy would Kishimoto draw this
>>288056318>Iruka already had the scar as a kid
This daily has become extremely grim. Does not even manage to capture a miniscule fraction of the sincerity and hype of the previous Naruto storytime.What a shame.
>>288056424FORCED DRAMA SHE DIDNT HAVE TO DIE
>>288056888>let's gamble it all on some old prophecy
>>288058693That old storytime wasn't even that fast, only looked that way since volumes were being dumped
>>288058602I'm asking your personal opinion here my guy.
>>288058693>Previous storytimeThe one that couldn't even go past part 1?
>>288058800No
Hiashi won.
>>288058495What development nigga, most of the time they're talking about the Sauce or they're talking for story progression. You dumb lot seem to count standing next to each other as an NS moment and development.
>>288058693Remember when people(yes, as in multiple) told Ramen/Sakon whoever the fuck that this daily was a retarded idea? It's as bad as the Naruto general that Sakon keeps whining about.
>>288058348Suckura a shit. Also, this poll was a farce.
>>288058825Just like the poll asking about posting 2 chapters
>>288057965
>>288058865Posting an entire volume won't fix this daily. I don't even know what's the sense of keeping this on anymore.
>>288058809But that was the previous storytime.
>>288058913Why do you keep acting like we want more than 2 chapters? Nobody is talking about posting entire volumes besides you.
>>288058785Obviously naruto and sasuke are more popular but she is up there
>>288058913>NOOOOO ITACHI! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KISS HER WITH YOUR LIPS! NOT YOUR SOLE!
>>288058495The thing about NaruSaku is it would've been great for Sakura's character arc, but for Naruto I think he deserved somebody better than her. (He kinda deserved somebody better than Hinata tooIno i guess?
>>288059091?
>>288059118Why are you so obsessed with drama? Is it because you're a faggot? Just leaning into the stereotype?
>>288059143I don't know what you're talking about.
>>288059143>Said the person who keeps instigating
>>288059118Don’t act dumb dude you think we were not born yesterday faggot
>>288059182Just calling a fag a faggot. I don't see how that's instigating, unlike (You).
>>288058693>This daily has become extremely grimHas it ever been good?
>>288059204You're commenting on it and even linked the previous thread, this is far from just saying "you're a faggot".
>>288056347almost like you could have taken the tailed beast and left instead of fucking around because of your konoha hateboner, Coolest Guy
>>288059199Elaborate with your words, anon.
>>288059231>even linked the previous threadThat wasn't me. Shocking, I know, multiple people hate you.
>>288058937Are you fucking retarded or something? How did you reach the conclusion that I was advocating for more than one chapter per thread from what I wrote there in plain, colloquial English? It's the opposite you shit for brains.>>288058954Did you reply to the wrong post or something?
>>288059262It was supposed to be the post above yours, yes.
>>288059255It's not too farfecthed to assume that it was you.
>>288059262I think you should re-read my comment slower before replying, projecting retard.
>>288059284Correct and it's even less farfetched to assume Sakon loves this drama. Why else would he be posting with his Sakon trip?
If only kishimoto was good at writing
>>288059315Because you keep taking the bait.
>>288059360Nah.
claim you're waifuif she is crossed out she was already claimedyou can only claim one waifunaming more then one will claim noneif you already claimed your waifu then you are officially the husband of said waifu until the end of the dailywaifus unclaimed by the end of the daily will be sent to the dungeon
>>288059386You did it in this very thread
>>288059398Proof?
>>288059315he says the most mundane shit ever and that makes you freak outif you think he's trolling, just ignore him. are you new to the internet?
>>288059414This very reply chain.
Poggers dude
>>288056505>HECK YEAH THAT'S MY NEWBORN SONkishimoto with the shitty dialogue again
>>288056278waow... what's so special about sakura's punch again?
>>288059289So yeah, you're a fucking imbecile.
>>288059555It's not chakra costful
>>288059555Nice trips and nothing. Nobody gives a shit about Suckura in the real world, especially not Kishimoto.
why didn't minato just suck it up and become the 9 tails host?
Why the random Sakura and Naruto shipping spam? Its annoying AF.
>He's now seething at Sakura for more (You)s
>>288059616I don't know, but posting AIslop should be a bannable offense.
>>288056398Truly the chudliest of the Big Three mangaka
>>288059427I haven't responded to his trip once. I just call out his(You)r shit.>>288059450Such as? Give examples
>>288059663I keep saying it.Ban all shippers.Encourage waifuposting.If it was at least fappable Sakura material without the whole shipping layer it would atleast be somewhat based.
>>288059687>Encourage waifupostingNo
>>288059686>This reply chain>Such as?ESL anon...
>>288059718>NoWaifuposting is based.
>>288059663>oh my reddit! not the AI images...you lost grandpa
>>288059771>I LIKE EATING SHIT AND YOU SHOULD TOO!No
>>288059783no one wants your Hinata fart porn. You lost.
>>288059808I don't post fart porn.
>>288059771boomers love ai thoughzoomers hate it in anything that isn't shitposting, and even then they'll complain about it
>>288059743Still waiting on examples. What comments do you believe are mine?
>>288059663Based take. Or make a containment board for it at least.>>288059687>If it was at least fappable Sakura material without the whole shipping layer it would atleast be somewhat basedNah, AI slop can never be based. I'd much rather have shipturds posting human-made OC than a single AI slopper
>>288059808Pretty sure the only instance of scat or farts was Sakura stuff.
>>288059853I wonder who was behind that degenerate posting...
>>288059838>>288059315
>>288059834you get your opinions from reddit and dramatubers. that's your problem
>>288056329what does this guy even do?
>>288059900Also>>288059143
Hinata was the better girl, but NaruSaku would've made for a better story
>>288059850Agreed. I never waifupost AI images. Always post good art.>>288059878Who knows? I dont judge people for their kinks but its not nice to push them on others.
>>288059912he's noting all the dead young people
>>288059912>>288056329those are those old fuck advisorsthe chick was kinda hot back in the tobirama era
>>288059934Truth.
>>288059900>>288059914How it feel to be wrong?
>>288059934I don't think so.
>>288059937>Who knowsOnly 1 guy is obsessed with "poop" and other gross excrements in this daily. We don't need to pretend.
>>288060045>phonepostingI AM NOOOOTICING
>>288057034Get it right, retard. It's >>288056313
>>288060066No clue. I dont follow the tripfag drama. I am just here to read a manga with my fellow anons and post Tsunade.
>>288060076Most people on this site phonepost, schizoAlso>no argument Lol. Pathetic.
>>288060115What happens after 12/17 days?
>>288056489>Literally the most feared Shinobi alive>Already gathered some intel about Tobi>Aight I'm heading out>Surely my son will do a better job at killing that guy>I'm certain that guy won't do anything for the next 15 years or so, until my son is ready
>>288056489Minato was absolutely mind broken to drink all of that kool aid in a span of like 20 minutes
>>288060120>Most people on this site phonepostA thief thinks everybody steals, phonefag.
>any comment calling out a certain someone gets deleted>meanwhile this remains>288057073I'M NOOOTTIICCCNNNGGG
>>288060197>still no argument Do you have a point or are you ready to admit you're wrong?
>>288056362>This is a domestic trouble, there is no need for you all to risk your livesWhat a shitty excuse!? Are they Shinobi or what?
>>288060260I'm not the anon who originally called you out. I'm just insulting you for being a filthy phonefag.Most normal people would just eat the insult and move on, honestly. You should work on your thin skin.
>>288060076>>288060197>>288060305Faggot says what?
>>288060349Grim.
>>288060223Almost like one person is in the wrong and on the other side Sakon never did anything.
>288060431Weak bait
>>288060431Sakon>occasionally pokes fun at the spammerSpammer>has made literally hundreds upon hundreds of posts seething over sakon
so without Minato the entire village would have been destroyed right? why is the Leaf such jobbers that they have to rely on one guy to save them time and again?
>>288059686hi poopsuke
>>288060468Yup yup. I can't imagine why Sasukefag is so against free speech and keeps trying to quash everyone else's opinion with his demands for multiple chapters a day, his refusal to believe anyone other than me disagrees with him on things, or the fact that nobody cares about his opinions on Naruto girls being posted ITTs.>>288060490Minato is just fucking stupid, but to be fair the Leaf also exists only because Hashirama was the literal strongest thing in existence at the time and strong-armed everyone else into the Village government system.
>>288056362I'm more than just a hole you know!
>>288056424>>288056450>>288056459It's pretty obvious that Minato didn't want to live in a world without his hot redhead wife and would rather die with her than take care of little Nardo by himself>well fuck it our son will figure it out something when he's older I guess whatever
>>288056278>>288056296Theoretically, could just have one of the zetsus cut the seal off his back and heal him?
>>288060620jamsuke has gotten 100+ posts deleted multiple times?
>>288057507This is the same logic that Hagoromo used to split 10 tails
i love naruto
>>288060620I actually only ever said the word jeet a handful of times. I don't even have anything against Indians in particular, I just know it got under his skin like nothing else. >>288056469>>288056489This is a stupid ass plan, holy shit. Did Minato also get gaslit by the fucking Child of Prophecy frog shit?
>>288059110Ino is a shallow bitch who only got with Sai because he looked like Sasuke. She was even crying about Sasuke chapters ago. Her greatest dream was Sasuke and Sai fighting over her. At least in Sakura’s case, she was teammates and friend with Sasuke. Ino never even spoke to Sasuke. She’s honestly way more pathetic than Sakura.
>>288057468What saved Naruto was literal divine intervention, not getting the ninetails sealed inside him again
>>288056278I'm surprised this page was never redrawn to the correct arm in the volume version like Kishimoto usually does when there is an error.
>>288060045Then why are you butting in, faggot?Also, this entire discussion wouldn't even make sense if you weren't that guy since i was refering to that post earlier.
>>288060577We've known that since last week. He's really just doubling down now
>>288060468Maybe you should take all your posts getting deleted as a sign to stop posting.
>>288060468Free speech is not a jail free card for being able to do whatever you want at the expense of others.
>>288056296>>288056278>>288056305Minato 2 steps ahead after thinking how to get a hit on the phasing faggot. Actual GOAT tier 1-on-1 ninja in terms of obervation, intellect, planning, and power. Faggot obito got outplayed and outchoreographed in Kishi manga.
>>288060832>America>Free speechLol, lmao.
Personally, I think Hanabi sucks and you're just kind of fucking weirdo if you're super into her. I say this as an American with free speech.
>>288056424This whole scenario is kinda contrived when it's later revealed that putting a Bijuu back into their Jinchuuriki stops the Jinchuuriki from dying.And if you want to go further in the lore (Boruto), if Kushina somehow did die with Kurama, him emerging again would possibly be inside Naruto, and unless Minato could act fast when it happens and apply a seal, Kurama would just burst out of Naruto and kill him in the procees.
>>288060620>let's all ignore his obsession with the Sasukefag and how he spammed jeet nonstopif you got so offended that he lives rent free in your head months afterward and you spam about him 24/7, he must've gotten something right>>288060873homosexual retard
Great Naruto daily chapter discussion guys
>>288057937>wife had a fucking biju pulled out of her right after squeezing out a fucking baby and midwife just died with no after care or clean up>she's fucking dying with the biju forced out>nine tails actually attacking his village physically of which he is the kage of>not sure if wife is still breathing along with the newborn BABYJee I don't fucking know, anon.
>>288060833>do whatever you want at the expense of othersBruh they're words. The fuck do you mean? Just close the website if you're hurt by them. Like, what? Lol
>>288060926I can't do anything about Dark Falz but put him in the presence of the Shrike. The shrike taught ME not to act that way. Sort of Like I-No's ending. "Oh Ino you won't ever understand my ideals.">MUGEN ist wunderbar elektronic schad'nfreudeWe could be playing megaman instead. You live in the sunlit realm of what you believe to be reality....YOU ARE TRUTH!>>288060999
>>288057203>>288057063>>288056945all it would've taken is for Kishi to not be such a raging misogynist and he could've come up with a scenario that makes a bit more sense>Kushina is who initiates the seal, intent to seal it inside Minato (you know, using the Uzumaki sealing expertise)>she dies halfway through the process when only the Yin half is inside Minato, forcing him to do a slapdash seal to finish it>oh shit he can't use the same jutsu she was using, and the sealing jutsu he does know requires a sacrifice; his only choices are to either sacrifice himself to seal the rest in Naruto or sacrifice Naruto to seal the rest in himself>he makes the choice any father would
>>288061084hi poopsuke
>>288060926Hi retard. Nobody is offended by you. You're just annoying.
>>288056913Thanks, OP!
>>288056973I want to SQUISH and PINCH Kidrenai's kiddy cheeks
>>288061000The same applies to you, fucking leave if Sakon and this daily annoy you that much.
>>288061124You don't understand, anon. He's on a MISSION. Naruto threads CANNOT be allowed to exist in /a/! (unless he makes them, of course).
>>288056469So if Naruto decided to use Reaper Death Seal as a last resort, would Nine tails have vanished from the world forever?Or at least until someone else used ***that*** jutsu?
>>288061229Hi poopsuke
>>288060873your a troll
>>288061060>>288061105Kek, really?
>>288058818At least there's a focal point for something to post about when there's a chapter being posted rather than a Naruto general thread with a random talking point that is mostly just shipper shit and fanfic or power scaling / "what-ifs / what could have beens"I would see no issue with those type of threads if the series was still ongoing, but its not and hasn't been for a long time
>>288060016so you are a pinkfag you revelead your poker face
>>288061270You just now realize that?
>>288061270Yes. I've said multiple times that I only post with my trip because he's very easy to make upset. >>288061301No, that's someone else. The art they post is very low quality and boring visually.
So...what's wrong with posting 2 chapters exactly? At least it'd give us something to talk about, and if the drama continues, at least it gets us to the end of the daily faster so we can be finished with this nonsense.
>>288059980Grim
>>288056469Kishi needs to stop pretending the biju balance of power makes sense when the tailed beasts have wildly different levels of powerIt might have worked if he didn't wank Kurama so hard
>>288061335Pretty sure you're the only one who's upset. You wouldn't be here all day samefagging if you weren't
>>288061352Nothing inherently wrong, but most posters prefer one chapter. OP as well.
>>288061352What's the rush?
>>288061352The threads simply move too fast for 2 chapters. We're almost hitting bump limit just from a single chapter most of the time.
>>288061352Even though there's a bunch of offtopic posting, there's plenty of chapter discussion as well. If you go by reply counts and depth of discussion, it's certainly higher than average for a daily in /a/.
>>288060695Stop making me want to fuck fat Anko. I know what you're doing.
>>288061389>most posters>>288061404How is 2 chapters "rushing"? Be honest>>288061414>We're almost hitting bump limit just from a single chapter most of the time.Only since the drama started back up. These threads do not have a lot of posts otherwise, and it'd be nice to get away from the drama again>>288061426I think that just proved there's a lot of samefagging
>>288061084>posting across multiple boards complaining about his "jeet"where did this happen?
>>288056362Did you have to make this request in public!? In front of her future prospects!?
>>288061525He posted in /co/ and /v/ about him.
>4 (four) votes
>>288061522>most postersYes.
>>288061478The real truth in life is realizing that Anko only got hotter in Boruto than she was in Naruto.
>>288061387Also the fact he keeps reporting posts about him. Yet the "poopsuke" ones remain. Nothing suspicious about that.
>>288061592corn syrup moment
>>288061544>>288061551Well since we know these threads are mostly just 1 guy with no life constantly samefagging, I'm lead to believe he's the only person against moving this daily along.
>>288061538What did he say? Do you have archive links or post numbers so I can see them?
>>288056258Why does he have the fox marks
>>288061672tailed beast chakra gets passed down through sperm or eggs
>>288056390>>288056375Why is Satutobi so useless here? You'd never know he was Hokage. Even Tsuanade had the slug summoning that saved the village from Pain.
>>288057155and he didn't even need to be transformed into a predatory animal like when he pinned shukakugamabunta must be getting on with age
what do you think of this character? was there any interesting discussion about him in the daily threads?
>>288061636Just because you keep repeating it doesn't mean it's true.
>>288061824I only see three posts by sakon, though? Pretty inoffensive ones, too.
>>288061824Why is he so obsessed with rabbits?
>>288061824wow that's crazy
>>288061854Retard, i...
>>288061864Uh oh, looks like someone doesn't like being called out
>>288061824This is the evidence jamsuke was samefagging about last week?
>>288061879I'm sorry, I guess I just can't understand your schizo delusions.
>>288061952>evidencePretty strong word for what it is.
>>288061982kek at least in his mind.
>>288056296>I'm gonna sneak attack on him.>Should I aim for his neck, eye or heart? After all I'm a high skilled assassin.>Nah, a random stomach pierce should do the trick.>HE GOT AWAY?!
>>288061959>asked to see the cross board posts>told to search /co/ if you want to see them>hur dur, I only see 3 posts by Sakon in that threadOk, retard.
>>288060666>This is the same logic that Hagoromo used to split 10 tailsHe didn't die when he did that, though! He was fine until he sent the Gedou Mazou to become the moon. Although it's also implied that happened when he and Hamura sealed Kaguya. The lore is a huge mess.
>>288061824I'm the anon you're replying to. Do you not have even a thread number for me? You're going to have to spoonfeed me if you want me to believe your accusations. I don't have time to dig up random posts on another board.
>>288061959>>288061982Oh...you poor thing.
>>288061201>So if Naruto decided to use Reaper Death Seal as a last resort, would Nine tails have vanished from the world forever?No, Minato said that it's impossible to seal the whole thing away. Kurama would probably break free and respawn.
>>288061762interesting idea that gets progressively worse the more we learn about him>he's the ideal ninja taken to its logical conclusion; a totally immoral psychopath who relishes in death>actually he's a bullying victim with anger issues>actually he's desert Naruto, he just wanted to be loved>actually he had friends and family all along, he just chose to ignore them>actually the whole village loved him, he just didn't know; now he's kazekage and is completely good and nice and loves everybody
>>288062000Stomach pierces are strong
>>288062022287899269,2287899145Have fun, disingenuous anon.
>>288061824Kek. It's even funnier than I remember. His damage control is also amusing. Once again proving, there's nobody in these threads.
>>288061824>https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%2Fco%2F/tripcode/%21%21OxPFWkMqPXS/I just see a handful of posts of sakon talking about browsing /co/?
>>288062045>actually the whole village loved him, he just didn't knownah they were terrified of him until he started being nice and got promoted to King Ninja.
Ok so I've only sporadically visited this daily since the end of Part 1, all I remember was the original OP giving up because he got banned, and that he also posted in the one piece threads...and there's this indian spammer that really hates this daily and Boruto?Is anyone able to a complete rundown of the drama bullshit up until this point? I'm not just asking this for my sake btw
>>288062106You're not good at this dude. You want people to believe anons are too retarded to search the archives. The fake innocence really gives you away.
>>288062075Wait, your whole exposé on sakon is... that he visits /co/?
>>288062123>went from casually killing villagers and playing in their blood to a cool, calm, collected, well adjusted young man capable of being the military leader of a nation in less than 2 yearsStill absolutely retarded.
>>288062162Anon that is literally the archive search link that was linked by the post you linked
>>288062098hi poopsuke>>288062132this is the indian spammer >>288062098
>>288062162Why don't you post one of these nefarious posts instead of wasting our time?
>>288061741He's old and feeble.
>>288062132nothing's changed from how you remember it
>>288062132The indian spammer keeps getting btfo and then pretending it didn't happen. He's now obsessed with the tripfag that took over from the first OP, and accuses everyone of being him in disguise.He keeps pushing for the daily to post more chapters.That's about it, really.
>>288062045things like his siblings always having loved him makes sense since they clearly cared about him even when they were scared of him. his mom always having loved him makes sense too and that's the only one who could've been protecting him with the sand. it wouldn't make sense if it was shukaku. if gaara died shukaku would've just gotten free so why would he care if gaara got hurt?and i think his abilities thematically fit with how he protects himself and seems untouchable in this regard. his siblings would've been there for evil 12 y/o him if he would've let them but he wears armor that doesn't let anyone get close. it's symbolic.but everything else with his dad and uncle caring about him feels tacked on.and i think he earned the love of his village when he became kazekage. it felt okay.i think him being an evil naruto makes sense since they were clearly going for a fox vs. tanuki thing with naruto and gaara. but it gets a bit tiresome when most main villains have to mirror naruto in some way.what i don't like is how different he feels when he becomes good. they just kinda drop his entire personality. he's just completely okay and he doesn't even have an aversion to blood anymore.i get he just evolved as a person so much he's completely beyond the coldness he used to have when he was pissed off at the world, but i liked him as villain and he doesn't keep anything as a good guy that originally made me like him. it could also be read as him going back to the gentler person he used to be as a kid before his dad traumatized him. I'm not saying it doesn't make sense, but he just feels like a completely different character. i don't really like how they kept trying to draw him in a way that makes him look nicer or something. he was designed as a villain so he looks best when they lean into that rather than trying to sanitize him. his face always looks kinda creepy but they try to make him look "proper" later on.
>>288060652Just this week it's probably over 100, you can count on the archive I'm too lazy
>>288062511He does realize he makes it very obvious he's samefagging, surely.
>>288059934No. NS written as the characters were would have made both Naruto and Sakura miserable.
>>288062132I've been reading this daily for over a little over 6 months. The sasukefag/poopsuke is honestly just an insane person who thinks everyone is the same person in some master conspiracy to go against him. As you can see in this thread he's very repetitive and always uses the same expressions, words and fixations making it very obvious when he's posting. When he eventually gets banned he continues this shcizo behaviour in the archive talking to the void.You know people like to use mental illness as an insult on this site but this is just an actual case of it, he spends all of his free time here posting his paranoia. I find it a bit sad desu.
>>288059771I prefer the AI slop over most tbe shitty drawings posted here.
>>288056362>all these 14 year old bitches too young to fight the 14 year old attacking the villageCHADbito is simply too strong.
>>288056362He knew her daughter would be fucking useless.Her disciples learned nothing from her.
>>288056489Why didn't he do the thing he does in the war where he seals it back inside the jinchuuriki? He could have literally saved Kushina. Figures this faggot who failed to save every member of his team also fails to save his wife.
>>288059934I don't even like Sakura but i would admit that boruto would have been better had it been her chosen for narutos wife you will not have a father missing his childs birthday party with that woman.
Want to marry Konan
>>288056469>>288056489>naruto only had half the nite tails power all this timePain ass got kicked hard with only half its power????
Shit back in mah days niggas gots da beaten in kumo sheet eeraday you i keeps a hearing yous young niggas complain about kumo dis kumo dat kumo please kumo got jim crow sheet
This chapter leaves two big plot problems: The Minato sacrifice makes little sense and Obito can still kidnap Naruto anywhere at any point of his life with little trouble.I think you could fix both of these problems by making Minato's sacrifice give a safeguard to Naruto against Obito in some way. But yeah not sure you could do that since Obito's power is just completely OP broken
>>288056390>>288056402fucking obito was markedwhy not sent it to him and insta nuke his ass???????
>>288062075at least you delivered, thanks. too bad you think being asked to show proof of your claims is being disingenuous when it's just quite literally the burden of proof of the accuser. ok next, got anything on that alleged /v/ post?
>>288056278Guys, I think Madara might actually be a zetsu.
>>288062045Agreed, he was a fantastic villain with a fantastic character design until they revealed he's just a faggot.>>288062542>i liked him as villain and he doesn't keep anything as a good guy that originally made me like himMany such cases, so many writers don't understand that what makes a person evil are the choices they ultimately take, not what flavor of personality or traits they haveGaara could have kept being the same demon looking and acting guy so long as his actions were morally justified
>>288056489Bullshit. Minato is very selfish.
>>288063066and who the fuck are you ?
>>288063071>Obito can still kidnap Naruto anywhere at any point of his life with little trouble.I feel like there's many, many cases in the entire manga that don't make sense when Obito exists.>I think you could fix both of these problems by making Minato's sacrifice give a safeguard to Naruto against Obito in some wayHow about Obito actually got totally fucked up by Minato's rasengan? Like he has to go on Zetsu / Hashirama cell life-support for the next 15 years which is why he doesn't just slurp up Naruto while he was growing up?Ofc then what about him helping during the Uchiha Massacre... You'd have to change him helping during that.
rent free>>287842144
>>288062843>>288062957I think people still cope about narusaku because sasusaku is just that bad of a pairing. I honesly feel the story would be better off if sakura ended up an old maid.
>>288059392sakura and mei have their nipples out i just noticed that
>>288063412>honesly feelhonestly feel*
>>288063404>Hot take: Naruto and Sasuke should have died at the end and been immortalized as legends with the final reveal being an old Hokage Sakura telling their story to a group of kids.
>>288062843>would have made both Naruto and Sakura miserable.Depends on how its written
>>288063412Dude they all suck every ship in this series sucks
>>288063456>>288063498why the fuck did you switch your trip ??
>>288062045>>288062542 (me)i'll add that i thought it was interesting how he killed because he wanted to feel better. i don't mind the "bullying victim" aspect of his character. i think there's something very real about a character who couldn't get over their trauma and felt miserable about it every day. he was in constant agony and the only way for him to feel better was to kill. he was constantly afraid of dying and the betrayal against him in childhood made him puke. i assume he always got a nauseous type of feeling when he was having schizophrenic episodes (or just when seeing blood kinda like how tsunade hated seeing blood).i think the sick feeling is a realistic representation of how trauma manifests.
>>288063190He's literally me
>>288063456>>288063498Why do you keep changing your trip?
>>288056362would abort on purpose if i was told that retarded statement
>>288056258ungrateful bitch
>>288063863We are all in a big cabal against you, the only other real poster. Muahahahahah You can't to anything
>>288063907I just know all those posts were dead on since they bothered you enough to report them lol
Anyone else notice how weird it is this flashback is from Kushina to Naruto but she's detailing the actions of Minato like she was there?
Yeah. This thread convinced me.
>>288063964No, because Kishi is a bad writer. This backstory is garbage either way.
>>288063863Hi poopsuke
in uzumaki family filler episode naruto doesn't want to go to the onsen with his own family, shakamaru had to convince his ass to spend time with his family.who even likes this cringe comedy
>>288063863You've been whining for almost more than a week. Are you going to talk about Naruto at any time?
>>288056258naruto you mongrel, you're gonna lose half that sandwich
>>288064211>You've been whiningNah>are you going to talk about Naruto at any timeI do all the time? Am I not allowed to notice things as well? Plus, there's not much to talk about with the 1 chapter posted. Too bad we didn't have more content to actually have something to discuss...
This is bwhy 4chan needs it's ip count back
>>288062054stomach injuries may not be instant death but in most cases it's guaranteed death
>>288064388meant for >>288062000
>>288056329oh, that wasn't his wife after allat least his teammates are around protect him during his cash register scroll techniqueoh and console him about his wife i guess... you know, with the details hazy, it makes sense how naruto became a hovel rat, one of the most senior and influential ninjas in the village lost his wife in this attack
>>288060863Yea it is nice to see Tobis ability finally losing, it's been such a cheat code thus farIt's kind of unfair how little damage that rasengan did, you'd think he shouldn't have the chakra control during that moment idk
>>288064370Yep. It would certainly be nice to know how many posters are actually here. Naruto also just has a very acoustic fan base, so you know the activity here isn't representative of many posters.
>>288057088Maybe he just wanted to give Kurenai any moment at all since her character has been there from the start and she's not physically able to participate in the upcoming arc
>>288064629You should consider that Obito is a literal teenager at this moment and this was the only time Kamui was ever outplayed because he needs to be solid when he tries to absorb somebody.
>>288064706Despite taking a backseat with motherhood, Kurenai still has more of a presence than Anko (who was supposed to be one of Kishimoto's favorite female characters iirc).
>>288064751That rasengan should have had him like this
>>288056740parallel park yourself into the shrink's office nutcase
>>288056390>Kushina... forgive mewhat
Thoughts on early Kurenai?
Tierlist doko?
>archives going crazy again How does this guy keep getting worse and worse? Naruto attracts the most wild posters
I wonder if op starts posting 2 chapters he will shut up. Or there will be another thing to complain about.
>>288065048He said he would, but we all already knowOP will never post 2 chapters, so guess we're stuck with it.
>>288056489>>288056469having read this again his plan is really fucking stupidso instead of having a guaranteed window of no fox appearances and building up the future with your son in that time or at least using your godly teleportation to drag a medical and sealing ninja to your wife, you decided to permanently destroy half the power of the weapon you are saying you'll need in the future and sealing the remainder in your now orphan son while no one is around to ensure his proper learning or safety, because then you'll at least know who the fox is and where, and...?
>>288063023With only half its power being uncontrolled and partially manifesting.
>>288065092>big stink over whether the daily finishes in 200 days from now vs 100 days from now>we're already 500 days deepSomewhat trivial dilemma here but there's an argument to be more consistencies sake
Would be cute if Boruto had Hinata's personality and Sarada kept her Sakura's personality.Anime Boruto is just Naruto 2, and Sarada is just a flat character.
>>288064970Hot
>>288065201The argument for posting 2 chapters isn't to make the daily end sooner(only schizos believe otherwise) it's the fact the war arc is the worst part of Naruto and 2 chapters would at least make the war somewhat more tolerable.
>>288065201*made for
>>288063779>daaaaad i wanna fight too>abort the mission kiddo, you won't survive. also i want grandkids>dumb chud, i'll abort the baby toogreat, go fight the giant demon fox and tell me how that goes
>>288065092you're such a cutie with your personal vendetta against daily threads and ops
>>288065486Naruto...
>>288065399if i die - i guess it's fair.if i survive - would still abort for the sake of the game
>>288056812fuck off, kid
>>288058868
>>288056469This might be the single worst page in Naruto>muh biju balanceHas been shown throughout the entirety of part two no to matter AND sealing the nine tails in a toddler that wont be able to use it for at least a decade won't do anything to keep it.>muh prophecy>half of kyuubi retcon for shoddy reasons
Damn. Even mods got sick of him. That was fast as hell.
>>288056296>>288056278>>288056305WHY DIDN'T YOU USE SAGE MODE AND SAVE THE WORLD30k Ninja died
Minato accurately predicted that his son would save world some day. He got lucky that Naruto was secure for the next 16 years. Destiny is a funny thing...
>>288056489To be fair that was for the best because without Kurama as proved by Boruto he is fucking trash, a weak shitter that can't do less than 1 chakra point Sasuke
>>288065611That's very vulgar disgusting language. Shame on you. At least pretend you're here to discuss Naruto.
>>288065650I just commented how they scrubbed him quickly. You're very deranged. Last (You) you're getting. Stop derailing the thread with your drama.
>>288057203>This flashback really makes Minato seem like a massive assholeI mean, did you see Naruto as a father?
>>288065681What about >>288063863 hmmm? Who's the one crying for mommy now?
>>288065571You're hilarious, lil bro. Is this what 'outted' means?
>>288061672Exposed to 9 tails chakra in the womb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3djzx-lKAQfavorite and least favorite op? my favorites are rocks, haruka kanata, go, namikaze satellite, silhouette, and totsugeki rock.my least favorite is probably seishun kyousoukyoku.
>>288065752Jesus Christ, he's really going nuts on the archive now. Pretty pathetic. Guess someone (maybe sakon) touched a nerve.
>>288059555That in theory anyone could learn Chakra Enhanced Strength but nobody does?
>>288065612>Minato had Obito marked >Could have killed him at anytime after the invasion I think Minato is just as guilty as Tobito for letting so many people get killed
so why most of people still like minato after this asshole move on kushina and naruto?
>>288062957>but i would admit that boruto would have been better had it been her chosen for narutos wife you will not have a father missing his childs birthday party with that woman.Then you're a complete retard. Look at the stuff Sakura lets Sasuke get away with because it's his "duty", she's a total doormat to her spouse and rarely questioned authority, let alone the Hokage's. >ib4 b-but she isn't like that with NarutoName me one time when despite her abusive horseshit schtick, Naruto has EVER listened to her. He always does whatever the fuck he feels like with or without her input, just like Sasuke, that's always been their dynamic. Plus, it's not like Kishimoto cared about Naruto choosing work over a family occasion was in character or not, he's very prone to putting what he needs from the story over the characters being coherent, and with the Boruto movie in particular he was motivated by his own relationship with his kids, so Naruto would have acted exactly the same whether he married Hinata, TenTen or Kaguya.>>288063412I'm not even that much of shipper myself, I'm just tired of reading the exact same garbage opinions about the pairings that I've been reading since the manga ended. Horrible "takes" as the kids say that wouldn't even exist if Nardo fans had the bare minimum reading comprehension.
288063498>Depends on how its writtenSo on top of tripnigger you're illiterate. What part of what "as they were written", AKA their canon selves do you not understand?
1 chapter a day is still better than 1 per week when it comes to that
>>288056740This isn't a parallel.
>>288065569It's a shame Sakura never found out how much superior Itachi is
>>288065877Do you purposely not link to the post you're replying to?
>Least Favoritehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFqf3ZedpwFirefly. It's just completely vapid in its emotional delivery of Sasuke going sinking deeper towards the dark side, it's incredibly boring in terms of visuals, and the song is grating as hell to listen to. The worst Naruto opening IMO, bar none >Favoritehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiQrbSuLrsUHaruka Kanata. The visuals are scuffed due to it being so old and the budget being far lower early on, but fuck me does it really get you excited and interested to see the rest of the K11 and Sand Siblings duke it out in gritty, high-personal-stakes battles.
I see, so Sakura was the real self-insert all along...
>>288065903If you're alluding to Naruto's original run. It's not comparable when nobody knows what's going to happen next. We've all read the story. We all know what happens. We all know it's only going to get worse.
>>288065931Itachi would have been disgusted by her shit, just like Sasuke. >>288065932Not him but, how new are you?
>>288065983You really think (You)s are that big of a deal? Sad.
>>288065953i never thought haruka kanata had bad visuals. i actually miss the grittier style of the older animation.
>>288056469>>288056505How wide is the power difference between each tailed beast that permanently halving the Nine-tails doesn't upset the balance?
>>288060045Why were you replying on the behalf of someone else?
>>288066001Oh no, they aren't bad, they're really well done, it's just the actual image quality is noticeably a bit on the cheap side with a lot of still images. It's really noticeable in the first part where it goes through Team 7.
>>288066006kurama is stronger than the rest and his og form is huge in comparison to the rest rather than being similarly sized. i'm not sure there's much of a difference between 1-8 in power levels though.
>>288066026oh yeah, true then.
>>288066006He's the main character tailed beast.
>>288066008Why are you replying to a comment from 6 hours ago is the better question
>>288065980>Literal AI generated porn and real NSFW art of underage characters posted on these thread gets crickets but sucking dick is too far!How selective of you, it's almost like this is all performative.Also, let's not forget how most of Naruto fandom, men included, would gladly fuck Haku, Itachi and the likes.
>>288066078I wanted to ask it earlier but then i went to do other stuff.
>>288066091Fair
>>288065957How are you realizing that just now? She's always been the self-insert for girls with no personality that want to fuck Sasuke, just like Hinata's always been the insert for shy girls who eventually become big assed mall goths, and Sasuke was the SI vessel for edgy chuunis and emos who thought his brooding whiny shit was badass. Not that being a character written for self insertion is a bad thing in and off itself, though. I'd argue that for this kind of story, the characters being relatable to that degree isn't just necessary, it's an undeniable pillar for its success.
>>288065998That doesn't matter. The point is that it's been part of this board's culture for decades, newfag.
>288066142You really think (You)s are that big of a deal? Sad.
Wow we are almost at bump limit. Just shows there isn't room for 2 chapters a day.
should sasuke have been more racist?
>>288066218In the original Japanese he calls him the N word.
>>288066236liar. but that would've been hilarious.
>>288065931>raping your little brother's orbiter kunoichi to awaken his mangekyo sharingansasuga
>>288066126what's the difference between writing a character to be a self insert vs. relatable?
>Favorite opDiver, Sign, 13 opening, >Least favorite opsilhouette, newsong part 1>favop 4 op 5>least noneAlso part 1 ops > shippuden opssilhouette is a pure tourist choice, just flashy shitnewsong is just cringe, but i like triple hand sign jutsu
>>288066078What a worthless post. Sometimes people read the thread later, my niggy.
>>288066126>Hinata's always been the insert for shy girls who eventually become big assed mall gothsshe was never meant to be si for girls, more like a consolation prize for naruto self-insertsin manga only hinata wanted to fuck narutoanime pushed and created agenda of naruto bowl
>>288056258I love Minato's lil faggot face here.
>>288066355>only hinata wanted to fuck narutoyeah, and she was the only girl who had x-ray vision in naruto's class. really gets the noggin joggin.
>>288059555It seems to be as powerful as Minato's rasengan.
>>288066350>What a worthless post.Thanks for the disclaimer. Saved me time from reading the rest of your comment.
>>288056296huh, how does this mysterious stranger know about the inner workings of Minato's jutsu?
>>288056318>don't push me, boy!domestic violence coded
>>288066414Kek
>>288059912he looks like middle aged sasuke
I hate Naruto Uzumaki.
>>288056415foreverially tiedup
>>288066423Sharingan...or something
>>288066475we know saucegay, you can go back to fucking him now.
>>288056318holy fuck im aboutta masterbate to iruka's mama guh guhg guhg ..
>>288056469lol what a bum
>>288065953>Haruka KanataI forgot how weird the first 50-60 seconds that opening is.
>>288056318lmao the cut isn't even that deep
>>288056329>288056329Where's jiraiya
>>288066571Gathering intel.
see you next thread.
>>288056415how did he teleported kushina, baby and kyuubi at once
>>288066126Shikamaru was probably the biggest self-insert for boys>I am le smart but teh lazy
>>288062009Hagoromo just lies a lot.
>>288056424fuck off with your drama slop
who tf is gaara a self insert for since we're doing this? edgy emo goths? mental institute patients?
>>288066715People who only want to love and be loved but was betrayed by someone close to them. So they emotionally closed off so they would never get hurt again.
>>288066758makes a lot of sense actually. i feel bad for my joke answers now...
>>288056450>you're the one who made me the fourth hokagewut
Gotta admit, his crash-out was entertaining after being exposed tonight.
>>288056469lol fuck off minato
>>288057167kek
>>288057667canon to me.
who self-inserts as minato
naruto isn't doing it for me like it was 15 years ago.. all drama now looks cheesy
>>288066938congratulations on growing upyou can finally use 4chan
goodnight, everyone.....
>>288066925Cultured men who like feisty redheads that become tradwives if you impregnate them
>>288066320It's a very fine line that gets even more blurry in children/young kids stories like Naruto, but most literary sources agreed that characters that are meant solely for self-insertion, which is most often associated with wish fulfillment don't really have strong personality traits or personal goal beyond vague or general desires. They're meant to be bland so they can be a canvas the reader can project into. Relatable characters on the other hand, are meant to be sympathetic to the readers in some way, whether because of a salient trait or because of a well defined goal, but they're well characterized enough that in your mind, you're always aware that although you want them to succeed or find them sympathetic, they're people distinct from yourself that act on ways you wouldn't do necessarily. Notice that there's a lot of overlap between the two, and readers can very well self insert into characters that are meant to be me rely relatable, but most Naruto characters belong in the latter category.
>>288066925Psychopaths.
>>288066355Eh, no. If the goal was just for her to into Naruto, Kishimoto wouldn't have written a whole backstory for her that involved her family, and also Neji, another secondary character. There's actually more thought put into it than in Sakura's, which I always found funny.
the feelings i felt when seeing land of waves and chuunin exams never really left me... haku/zabuza had an emotional story and the ending of the chuunin exams with things like sarutobi's funeral and gaara experiencing genuine care from a stranger (naruto) felt really emotional. these parts still get me.jiraiya's death is really emotional too. one of the few times shippuden got me.
>>288065752kek what a jeet
>>288056489Minato betrayed Kushina in the end for his delusion.
>>288066938I miss the mood of part1+akatsuki antics
>>288060349that actually explains a lot of shitposting. bored at work, huh?
>>288066925I self-insert as Obito>If I can't have prime cunnoichi THEN NOBODY CAN
>>288056258>when parallels actually matter
>>288067043>he thinks he works
>>288067063another what if drawing, since Naruto spends time with his family
I self insert as Madara.Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Izanagi and Izanami), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using the Infinite Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu, Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
>>288066638
>>288065752So this is why he crashed out. Is he surprised? Does he know what site this is? Most people agree with that post. Truth hurts.
>>288066674>for boys>I am le smart but teh lazyYou mean 4chan anons.
>>288066982I kneel.
naruto self inserts as sasuke, gaara, nagato, and tobi.
>>288066715>edgy emo goths?Pretty much>>288066758You say that as if it's any distinct from the group above.>>288066925The blandest, most boring motherfuckers imaginable.
you know, kushina and sakura would gang up to beat toddler Naruto together.
preschool chuunibyou boys self insert as gaara.
>>288067091Naruto spends a lot more time with his family than not once Bort went past its first arc, actually. I know because I actually watched Bort for a while, until it became absolutely unbearable, but the Uzumaki family bits were always a highlight.
>>288067142No, only Kushina gets to abuse her son. She would beat the everloving shit out of Cuckura if she tried anything.
>>288067204>bottomIs that Itachi?
>>288067187>>288064158sleeping in his room alone doesn't count as spending time with his family
>>288067204based solo king
>>288067063>limited tsukuyomi dream vs infinite tsuyuyomi dreamHoly parallels
sakura tanked those fanarts
>>288067226Yes.>>288067256She couldn't even tank Naruto powering up.
>>288067329>She couldn't even tank Naruto powering upShe only got overwhelmed when Kabuto's butt was involved and she still TANKED that.
I want Konan to handle me
>>288067008Then in part 2 her confession got forgotten, hyuga lore was cast aside, pierrot had to step up with filler rescue romance and a movie
>>288065953Man I forgot how many good OP and ED Shippuden had.I think this is my current favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zsRbVo1T8
>>288067405>seconds before being covered in oil
>>288067232What about before bed?
>>288066328>newsong is just cringe, but i like triple hand sign jutsuI liked how it gave Sai some focus as a Team 7 member but overall it sucks
>>288067380He gets worse everyday, but i don't know how you go lower than that. It's actually disgusting. This daily is such a ride, and not because of Naruto.
>>288067232https://youtu.be/rpgCiBQvif4?si=rNUhBBNpR65uCm4Mhttps://youtube.com/shorts/dSIPMTXJASg?si=Dl2iD34HEIshDlcjhttps://youtube.com/shorts/9AzGBxsjFUE?si=RxMaohCznHgArTcfhttps://youtu.be/w7jCBWx0jPM?si=Lq_KY15Jg7jD8uBpWhat are you babbling about? None of these have anything to do with that, and there's also an entire episode about him looking for a stuffed bijuu toy for Himawari (and one where he rigged an art contest for her)
>>288067426Naruto started to spend more time with his family because he brought in unstable teen Kawaki to his house.Which is so strange, why would you endanger your wife and your kids with a mentally disturbed person
>>288067375>proceeds to show a page where Kyuubi Nardo SOLO'ed both Suckura and KEKbuto by powering up
Also there was no room for Kawaki to sleep in, he slept in Naruto's office together with Naruto, inhaling Naruto's farts.
>>288067463Look at the top left panel more closely, it's Kabuto passing by as a purple mass and his butt hitting Sakura in the head.
Naruto is soi ugly
>>288067489>he slept in Naruto's office together with Narutoblud is in the diddy files :skull:
>>288067440So what's Boruto is bitching about, then?Just because Naruto missed Hima's bd?
>>288067451>Naruto started to spend more time with his family because he brought in unstable teen Kawaki to his house.No, Naruto was already spending more time with his family before Kawaki was introduced because keeping him at work all the time no longer served its purpose of generating tension with Bort, because that was already resolved in the first arc. After Kawaki, the real difference is that Naruto spent literally the entire day home watching over him. Also, if you actually have to wonder about why Naruto brought him home you're an absolute retard. Naruto was projecting hard on the kid, he believed he was giving him a chance to be a normal person by providing a loving home for him where people would consider him a dangerous freak, just like Naruto himself was able to overcome prejudices by making friends and forming bonds with his team. And he was for the most part right, je just didn't count on AYY LMAO intervening.
>>288067547Bort had valid reasons to be mad in the first arc/the Boruto movie when Nardo was at his most busy, and then the movie's plot happened and they talked things through and Naruto found a somewhat better balance between work and family time. What's so hard to understand?
>>288056469>>288056489First of all, there is no biju balance when half of the ninetails is stronger than all of the other biju combined.Second, even if there was, it's not like a newborn baby jinchuriki is gonna be able to access that power, so Konoha will still be neutered until Naruto grows up.
>flashback to that piss scene between boruto and kawaki, naruto creating clone while shitting, video got more views than gear 5 luffy
>>288067599Good. Even Naruto's turds are more interesting than gear 5.
>>288067593Maybe the nine tails being given to useless women or toddlers is part of the balance so it doesn't become too powerful?!
>>288067549>prejudicesbut he just shat himself and got bullied for being stinky
>>288067439Yeah, he's not recovering from it
>>288067380kekek
if you believe it,you can be somebody,you can be somebody,if you believe it,if you believe it,you can be somebody,you can be somebody,if you believe it,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,NARUTO,NARUTO,NARUTO,NARUTO,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,BELIEEEEEE E E EVE IT T T,yeah i have a ninja clan,ninja clan,yeah we stand,naruuto i'm on my way,naruuto i'll be okay,getting ready to fight on sight,come, my best friends by my side,suh-soo-kay is really cool,sakura the beautiful,the great jenin,the great jenin,the ninja fightasare comin' in,if you believe it,you can be somebody,you can be somebody,if you believe it,if you believe it,you can be somebody,you can be somebody,if you believe it,in the village hidden in the leaves,to become hokage you better believe,naruuto the chosen one,naruuto comin' up strong,ninjas waitin' for the duel,to win or die the world's so cruel,don't stop you movin' on,don't stop you got to run,the great chuunin,the great chuunin,the ninja fightas,are comin' in,kowakaru na naruto chikyu o mamore,kowakaru na naruto chikyu o mamore,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,NARUTO,NARUTO,NARUTO,NARUTO,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,BELIEEEEEE E E EVE IT T T,
>>288067614You may have a point there...
>>288067549>Also, if you actually have to wonder about why Naruto brought him home you're an absolute retard.Kawaki should be monitored by Naruto 24/7 at hokage office, not at Naruto's home.
>>288067658Kek, you can tell he's absolutely malding about being discovered
>>288067612>I want toddler humor
Bond between Kawaki and Naruto didn't felt genuine
Make sure you hide yo kids if you enter these threads. Fagkon the Pedo will try to molest them. You've been warned, and remember: remind our local pedophile, Sakon, to kill himself if you see him!
>>288067686He's scrambling this week
Shitnata
>>288067732Based. Glad there's still some normal people here.
Why did this chapter get nearly 600 repliesAre the drama stirrers back? I'm not reading 600 replies
>>288067774The threads have been bad since last week. It shouldn't be hard to figure out why they got worse
Oh oh shitnata fans aren't going to recover after tomorrow's chapter.
>>288067835...what happens tomorrow?
>>288036367This part was amazing in UNS3.
