The main character from the last anime you watched has to fight this hippo. How do they fare?
>>288059724He dies and comes back as some weird shit
>>288059724She'd just cast a sleep spell on it and sell it to some butchery
>>288059724it's over
Epic meme
>>288059724Lina Inverse might have a chance
God hates hippos and will exterminate them.
he wins
>RitoHim and every single relevant character in the show job to an octopus so... not looking good
>>288059888
>>288059724Is this scizo bait
>>288059724'pic meme
>>288059724Poor hippo the last thing he saw was ginpachi.
>>288059724Kosunoki-san?Can he use kami powers and sub in the other gods?
>i'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>>288060408I've never seen one so they must be REALLY fast though!
>>288060445They are always behind you
Why is there a sandstorm all of the sudden?
>>288060445Hippos can run at speeds of up to 19 mph
>>288059724Fine, Madoka could beat this lil bro easily, but she's too good-hearted for that
>>288059724She'll be fine. She has magic BS, and I'm sure she's read a book or two about hippos
>>288059724>Nonbiri farmer studmuffinhe sends the hippo to the ranch and it evolves into god-Hippo.>https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hippowdon_(Pok%C3%A9mon)inb5 banned for /vp/ ref.
>>288059848or well, that's the last ongoing show I sawthe last show I saw was captain future, and he'd easily find a way to subdue the beast without killing it>>288061014>inb5 banned for /vp/ ref.the never ending pokemon general here says otherwise retarded tripfag
>>288059724ruh roh...
>>288059724Depends if the hippo knows Solar Beam or not
>>288059724Please don't harm Moo Deng, she is cute and nice.
>>288059724
>>288059724Moo Deng!
>>288059724>>288062138Moo Deng is a pgymy hippo, which is a completely different animal
>>288059724>Lightuhhh... does this hippo have a name?
>>288059724Seiji would kick that hippo's ass
>>288060408Yes, unironically. This is literally why Trunks lost to Cell despite being stronger.
>>288059724Epic
>>288060408I remember this commercial...
>>288061014Only the horses are contained to avoid scaring /co/.
>>288059724No, this fag is fucked.
>>288059724pygmy hippos don't fight humans except in extremely rare fight or flight circumstances
I love these hippo memes
>>288059724dies
>>288059724She drops a quad on the hippo with blades on her feet.I BELIEVE IN MYSELF. THEY THINK I'M A FOOL.
>>288059724I rewatched Death Note recently and Light probably jobbed to 'Ippos. I don't think the book works on animals. 'Ippos are surprisingly strong, unless your character is a magic/battle type of character, then I don't think they'll survive.
>>288059724The hippo doesn't stand a chance
>>288065155Inori intimidates the hippo by lifting her shirt.
>>288060328funny
I hate to leaf you hanging
>>288066153>>288062206you forget that the Death Note allows tangential reality control as long as it contributes to the specific cause of death written in the death note. He could literally just X-person comes to this place, at this exact time, and gets crushed to death by the carcass of a hippo that died from a heart attack" the hippo would just fucking die to make it happen
>>288066892No, that won't work. You'll know why if you keep watching.
Maybe? The guy defeated a grizzly bear so he may have a shot.
Be sure to actually read
>>288059724An extended, slapsticky fight with funny faces.
>>288067108that's just like the death note movie where the MC just flat out hacks reality with it
>>288059724Frieren wouldn't hurt Fern's kin.
>>288067108Nah, the only things you can control is the action of people you're killing. Though as long as he knows anyone with a rifke, he can make him shoot it.
>>288062138What is Moo Deng up to these days? I feel like the internet talked about him for like three weeks and that was that.
In his Love Fox, he could stride up to it's top speed, pick it up and bite it in half like a grape. And if ordered to, he would.
>>288069072Well, Punch the Lonely hasn't been heard from in a while either, and it was a recent story. Nature of the internet. Might be a good thing too with how the pop culture otherwise bites its own tail. At least *something* changes.
>>288069072Moo Deng is female btw
>>288069439>female(male(female))Fixed that for you
>>288059724he'd be filled with despair and hang himself
>>288069439>Wasn't my point.
>>288059724Britain's strongest soldier.
>>288067108This was never shown in the series, but I'm guessing you can kill an animal through a proxy like:>Anon A crashed into a tree while driving after accidentally hitting a deer while speedingBut I can't really accept your idea since the hippo dies by itself, not because of a human doing. It's more probable to write something like >Anon B, armed with a firearm, jumps into a hippo enclosure and starts shooting at every hippos before shooting himself.Of course, this is assuming the person is an agent / military who carries a firearm around. Else he would just die of heart attack and the hippos live to see another day.But I was under the impression that this is a fight to the death with the Hippo. Like, both Light and the Hippo are thrown into the pen, with nothing else but their current belongings and no spectators / audience. And I don't think Death Note can kill animals even if they got an unique name and face.
This thread is my safe space
>>288059724He does some wild stunts on skateboard for half an hour and then sends the hippo spinning in air after launching a special soccer ball into its face. His numerous police and secret agency connections make sure he doesn't get arrested for animal cruelty by pinning it on Hanzawa instead.
>>288059724safe to say shes got this
>>288059724>MarriagetoxinLight work for Gero.
rest in peace hippo
>>288067521And he wasn't even wearing the mask.
>>288059724lul
>>288060445you are literally already fuckin shideiru cuh
>>288059724Oh they are fucked
>>288059724>Kamille BidanHe is screwed unless he has a Gundam
>>288059724akiyama wins
>>288059724The protagonists of most slops I watch this season stand a pretty good chance.>MaoNanoka destroys it with her demon powers.>Yomi no tsugaiYuru hunts it or his beefy tsugai sit on it or something.>WHACoco placates it by braiding its hair, somehow.>nipsanAoteru starts monologuing, bores the hippo to death.>dr stoneIf Senku has Kohaku & co. with him they defeat the hippo and eat it afterwards. Otherwise he's probably dead.
They're fucked>>288062099God, imagine a hippo with a buttplug walking around>>288074304>slops I watchIf you're acknowledging them as "slop", then why are you wasting your time watching them? If you like it just say you do.
>>288074543>God, imagine a hippo with a buttplug walking aroundlol yeah imagine that
>>288074629don't need to imagine
>>288074543>then why are you wasting your time watching them?To pass time, sunk cost, etc. I only like watching like 2 of those shows, 3 tops, and one of those is an Inuyasha knockoff.
>>288059724Usagi wouldn’t want to hurt it
>basically every reply confirms being faster = autowin
>>288075415Speed is the most important stat
50% chance that Spica stops it with plant magic since she was able to beat a stone golem50% chance that Spica bungles it spectacularly and gets a comical injury instead
>>288067501I just finished my rewatchWhoopsWell she can get Konoha to finish the job
