Volume 53The Birth of NarutoChapter 504: Thank YouStart: https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>288056254
>>288076026DONUTED
>>288076039Iirc, this frog already had the scroll torso in the anime and didn't need to expand.
B&W
>>288076057Oh hey there's a hyuuga on the squad.
>>288076094How did she know about the parts she wasn't around for? Like when Minato was fighting Tobi? or the stuff happening in the village?
>>288076340Kishi is a hack. More news at 5
18 days!
>>288075955>Chapter 504: Thank YouThe real thanks goes to dailyramen and Sakon for making /a/ love Naruto again with these daily threads. Thank you, our heroes.
Done!
>>288076087I was just busy with a patient, sorry about that.
>>288075965Minato sacrificed Naruto's happiness and chance to have a family (even if it was just his father) for a village that treated him like shit throughout his entire childhood. How nice!
>>288075980>>288076016>>288076026Why did Peak Hiruzen just stand there and do nothing? Surely the "God of Shinobi" could have done something to prevent them getting killed?
>>288076112>>288076438Arigatou, OP!
TWELVE YEARS AGO A NINE TAILED FOX SUDDENLY APPEARED...IF YOU BELIEVE IT!NARUTO! NARUTO!BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT!HERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLAN!NINJA CLAN, HERE WE STAND!NARUTO, I'M ON MY WAY,NARUTO, I'LL BE OKAY!GETTING READY TO FIGHT ON SIGHT!COME ON BEST FRIENDS BY MY SIDE!SASUKE, IS REALLY COOL!SAKURA, THE BEAUTIFUL!KOWAGARUNA NARUTO SAOTO MAMOREKOWAGARUNA NARUTO SAOTO MAMORE
>>288076438thanks, OP!
>>288076120>>288076514hi poopsuke
>>288075958ARIGATO, OUR LEADER!
>>288076087He's got the pass, I doubt that restriction applies to him. And if he actually got banned it'd be reckless to post with his trip, it'd be like announcing to the jannies that he's ban evading. But thanks for telling us that new IPs need 10 minutes to start a thread, no need to guess twice as to why you know of that...
>>288076537wut?
>>288076340I'm pretty sure the flashback as a whole is intended for the benefit of the readers, and that Kushina told him of the parts she saw herself. That's storytelling convention.
>>288076581The damage control is wild lol
>>288076581IIRC you can't change ips with a pass until 30 minutes pass. You can't post with a pass that was banned, though.
>>288076578I have to admit, that's pretty impressive.
they should make just mentioning sakon a rangebannable offensewould make these threads a lot better
>>288075980I think living for your son is a more pressing duty.
>>288076464omg that's so cute.
>>288076781The village is more important than his son.
Why this obsession with a historical Samurai?
>>288076810You're not a normal standard, Itachi.
narutoxsakura will be cannon someday because bort just introduced parallel realities.so keep your heads high NS faggots
>>288076814>historical SamuraiWho?
>>288076869NaruHina is a canon event because Sakura is hardwired to crave Uchiha cock, sorry not sorry.
11 days! (:
>>288076928Shima Sakon.
>>288076869that would actually be interesting, sadly Boruto suffers as a spinoff.
I'm a sucker and this sort of thing shouldn't fail to make me cry but it sure failed.
>>288076936I guess you didn't read my statement thoroughly
>>288076869>>288076955Nah that would suck, those visions were merely treated as possible outcomes rather the alternate universes/realities.Naruto doesn't need to turn into capeshit.
>>288076987I don't think you understood the "canon event" bit.
>>288076405>>288076941Learn to math so you won't have to correct yourself. Or just don't be too drunk to count, idk.
>>288076869It's imposable to retcon an end game ship no matter who is at the helm at writing the story and it probably never will :(
>>288077019Hi poopsuke
>>288076955>>288077034I’m a Narusaku fan and I still really like Sakura even though I think her end game relationship with Sasuke compromises her character development.
>>288076869I like Sakura but not Narusaku
>>288077019Retard
>>288077169The thing about NaruSaku is it would've been great for Sakura's character arc, but for Naruto I think he deserved somebody better than her. >He kinda deserved somebody better than Hinata too, but oh well.
>>288076057>Find someone like me.
>>288077112>>288077214I thought there was just one anon doing a countdown, my bad. But what's in 11 days, and what's in 18? Maybe I'll start my own countdown again, days until we see our HERO show his TRUE colors
>>288076087Can you wait for OP to post the chapter before your daily meltie?>huh sweatie... he was late, AGAIN after [schizo ramblings]cope
claim you're waifuif she is crossed out she was already claimedyou can only claim one waifunaming more then one will claim noneif you already claimed your waifu then you are officially the husband of said waifu until the end of the dailywaifus unclaimed by the end of the daily will be sent to the dungeon
>>288076057>Becareful loaning and borrowing money make sure to always deposit your pay.is she jewish ??
>>288077311The joke is that Naruto failed to do almost everything Kushina told him to do.
>>288075958>You bring up a good point, Kushina. But also shut up I've already made up my mind - ORPHAN CREATION NO JUTSU!
>>288077423well, the uzumaki clan are direct cousins to the senju so maybe but i highly doubt she was traditional.
>>288076057hinatafags whats your response to this
>>288077238We all know what he really deserved was that sweet sharingussy.
>>288077562>There has not been 1 good oneProb because they're all the same no-life.
>>288077238Why you throwing shade at Hinata? Her character is interesting until she becomes the wife. I actually like her more than Sakura but did always think Sakura was meant to realize her mistakes by late Shippuden and be with Naruto. She definitely should have ended up with anybody but Sasuke.
>>288077585I’m a huge fan of NaruSasu and adore the ship, but if we have to use “straight ships” because of standards and practices then NaruSaku is better than NaruHina simply because like you said there’s more of a buildup to it
>>288077169I just want her to be with Naruto cause I know they would’ve been more happy together. Only time I hate Sakura is when she goes fan girl sasuke pea brain mode
>>288075965>>288075958>>288075974>"no, my love, the village cannot be without its wmd for a few years if it died with you. This is not a political decision btw and I love you and our son."
>>288077563NaruHina was hinted already in original series fillers before shipuuden… there’s the one with naked Hinata washing herself in a lake or so, and Naruto peeking from somewhere thinking it’s some forest goddess or something lol..
>>288075965Even the reaper looks like he is done with this bullshit
>>288077169 I liked the idea of Naruto x Sakura a lot more. But I appreciate it doesn’t follow the cliche of the guy wins over the girl he’s obsessed with just because he’s the main character.
>>288076120Did something happen? How did people come to this conclusion? Not that I'm surprised to hear it.
>>288076112So why exactly again did Hiruzen never tell Naruto who his dad was? Why didn’t anybody in the village know after all of this shit happened?
>>288077706 Narusaku is like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Looks good at first with both being a good looking couple but behind the scenes its ego vs ego
The overlap is huge. Sakura shoved the redpill down 10 yo boys' throats so deep their butts still hurt 20 years later.
>>288076493That's Sarutobi propaganda.
Minato is the Armin Tamzarian of the Naruto universe.
>>288077210I don't like Sakura because of what she does in the story and how she acts which is actually based on woman dating groups who are actually into criminals or stuck/obsessed with someone they can't see themselves living without. Sakura fits that role and guess what I don't like that, and I hate Sakura for it.However this is why I can like Tsunade all the same she shunned Orochimaru (even tho he is one my favorite characters and he's well written lore wise) and she even has flaws and overcomes them to protect her village/country. Mei Mei changed the Demon Mist to what the hidden Mist is today which is way better than what it was previously.>These are women I can get behind. But Sakura... I could careless for.
>>288076065>>288076075Would have been a lot more emotionally impactful if it actually showed them being dead. If Kishi REALLY wanted to wrench people's hearts, he could have had Minato pass away halfway through Kushina's speech to Naruto about growing up, but maybe that would be a little too edgy and he also had to finish the jutsu anyway
>>288077563What is there to respond? Kushina is dead, she can't force Sakura to love Naruto lol.
>>288076869>>288076955I feel like Narusaku was going to be a thing but they wanted to make Boruto so they needed kids for that damned show . Sasuke was a person never interested in romance but he had to marry sakura because they wanted an Uchiha kid in Boruto , same with naruhina kids they wanted otsutsuki level kids for the sequel . This shit never made sense
>>288077416Fascinating how nobody claimed wolf milf or sound ryona
>>288077720He just couldn't figure out any way to undo what he wrote in the beginning for all of it to make sense. All the bad actors knew that he was the 4th Hokage's and Kushina's son so you can't even use the excuse of trying to protect him from something. Someone obviously would have brought it up at some point and Tobi could have literally told the Akatsuki that Naruto is the son of the 4th Hokage.It also implies that Hiruzen got rid of all pictures and memorabilia of Naruto's parents while allowing the entire village hate Naruto despite his parents sacrificing themselves to save the village. And no one fucking brought up the Uzumaki clan at any point before halfway through the timeskip, literally no one every said anything about Naruto's family name despite it apparently being important.Kishi just did the Kubo special: Making shit up as he wrote it
>>288077824>just be careful don't fall for the first girl that comes your way>find someone like me
>>288075958>>288075965This is all really rash to me. There was a smarter way of going about doing this surely. Hiruzen knows the reaper seal too for example.
>>288077855Ok thanks so Kishi is just a retard not that that hasn’t been made very apparent post timeskip
>>288077018I prefer Narusasu/ Narusaku/Sasuhina over canon
Post cute ships.
>>288077563>don't fall for the first girl that comes your way
>>288076094>>288076112Don't know why but heartbreaking to see naruto say "since... weren't around" and seeing Kushina tear up.
>>288077169I mean to me personally, Naruto x Sakura had more chemistry than Naruto x Hinata.Sasuke x Sakura is just Abuser and stockholme syndrome.Kishimoto just ended it so Sasuke and Naruto's children could be a couple ..same with Kubo's ending of Ichigo x Orihime and Renji x Rukia.>Least Oda isn't afraid to show Romance among the MC's.
>>288077916I mean the issue was that both of them had to die because Kishi wrote the story that way 500 chapters ago
>>288076514Why are you slandering the thread kages?
>>288077925>Sasuhina.now that would be cool because sasuke gets his chance to fully repopulate the Uchiha clan by creating hybrids
>>288077836What fucking mental cope is this?5KS literally had Sakura fail to kill Sasuke because she still loved him and she kept showing her affection towards him throughout the entirety of the war from the moment she rejects Morio to when she begs for Sasuke to not kill everyone.Even Sasuke himself showed like 3 small scenes show the slightests of affection towards her.>Powerful childrenBoruto and Hima get nothing out Hinata besides chakra control which would've been better with Sakura's genes anyway.
>>288075965Kushina made such good points Minato started talking in riddles LMAO. At least the writing was brave enough to call out it's own bullshit.
>>288078052>like 3 small scenes show the slightests of affection towards her.where ?
>>288077906Yeah? And Naruto can live his own life.Kushina can cry all she wants and it won't make Sakura move on from Sasuke.
>>288075958Minato is such a dumb retard holy shit
>>288075965Minato is so fucking stupid lmao>Nah it's okay to leave our child an orphan because his mother lost her homeland at some point This is your hero?
>>288075958Why not seal it back in her?
>>288078094He smiled when she beat a bunch of mini juubisHis feet trembled a bit after she cried for him before the VoTE2And when he poked her forehead.It isn't much but you can see what Kishi was going for there.
>>288077848Do you count Kibas mom or Kibas sister as wolf milf? Since I think as of Boruto both are milfs.
>>288078206Don't think about it.
>>288076026The way they got to this shot with the Kyuubi's claw going through them feels very forced and retarded. Kushina could barely move at that point.
>>288078215Hana probably doesn't have children or a husband since Boruto pretends she doesn't exist.
>>288078215His sis is not yet a milf in this picture
>>288077716>peopleImplying more than one person.
>>288078263Adrenaline son
>>288077311She literally just told him not to fall for the first basic bitch that comes his away (aka Sakura)
>>288077716>Did something happen? Something something gays are pedos somethingIgnore that this guy says nothing when pedo shit is posted.
>>288077855>>288077917the comic book made for children, pre-teens, and teens was too complicated for you
>>288075974My brother in Buddha, just use the fucking Edo tensei to have them talk to each other when he grows up. It would give them much longer to catch up and would be no less fucked up than this. What did the village do to deserve such a retarded Hokage?
>>288078206Because Minato believes Naruto is the chosen one and will need Kurama's power to beat the masked man who he believes is a huge threat to the entire shinobi world
>>288078215Kiba's mom and sister are gross and smell like dogs.
>>288078403Why does he look like a hollow knight character?
>>288078433Minato can already beat the masked man himself now that he placed a teleporting sign on him that doesn't disappear even in death,They can both be alive and be legendary heroes.
>>288076026kushina big hobbit feet uzumaki girl foot
>>288078266I dont even remember their names. I know I like Kibas mom because I bet she fucks like an animal and has a giant wild bush. Aside from them and the mentioned sound ryona, which I assume is the chuunin exam sound girl, I am impressed that Sasukes mom, Ramen girl, Kurenai and chojis wife havent been claimed. Yet somehow the only cunny got claimed who appears in like 4 episodes total.>>288078293I guess. I just rolled them into the same bag as they equally appear in like 5 episodes total.>>288078454Thats what makes it hot anon.
>>288078320This is a mistranslation. She actually told him to pick a girl like her (Sakura) and not a weirdo (Hinata, as Naruto once described her). Sakura is undeniably a "girl like Kushina" as even Minato himself observed. The point was to fuck with the readers and also subvert expectations by having Naruto do the exact opposite.
>>288078483She just looks like Kiba in bad drag.
>>288077416Give me this one, what's her name?
>>288078553Looks likehttps://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Y%C5%ABgao_Uzuki
>>288076026So much better when Oda did it..
>>288078502I'd still smash bro.>>288078553Yūgao Uzuki the lover of Hayate Gekkō. I only remember her because Hayate is based.
>>288078600She had a very striking first appearance, and then in her second (and last?) manga appearance she was the first person to utter the name "Obito".
How would Minato counter this?
>>288078691By killing himself and passing the responsibility on to his infant son.
>>288078475Eh Obito could probably chop the seal off and replace the flesh with hashirama cell body, Minato could teleport while Obito is phasing through solid objects and insta kill himself, could be other threats out there that Minato couldn't handle, etcToo many unknowables. He's just deciding to put his faith in the prophecy instead.I do agree that the prophecy is a lame excuse and it would have been more practical for Minato to continue living, just trying to reason out Kishi's story/plot
>>288078691Obito walks into a bar...
>>288078647And Hayate got flatlined in the Konoha Crush arc. Mans deserved better.
>>288078796Let's say Naruto is special and is the child of destiny. The only reason why he didn't get his biju taken is because "Tobi" didn't feel like doing anything until half way through Shippuden.
>>288078856hi poopsuke
>>288078842Yeah idk how to cover for Kishi on that point. I made a post (I think last thread) saying how it would have been an interesting idea to have Obito get hit by Minato's rasengan and have to spend years recovering / rebuilding his body as an excuse why he didn't just slurp Naruto up any time during the whole series
>busy with a patient
>>288078856Yep. Sounds about right.
>>288078856>the racist Indian spam??? racism happens a lot on this board, who the hell cares? if it's not true just ignore it
>>288079075Yeah dude, just ignore the guy sperging out over indains and /pol/ memes. Naruto would not allow you in his village. You think about what you've done.
>>288079075This guy keeps crying about "indian racism" on 4chan of all places and wants us to think there are multiple people behind these posts
>>288078983That does sound interesting. Hiruzen sealed Orochimaru's hands so it's a similar deal. Maybe Minato could have done more to fuck Obito up.
>>288078433he was right, apparently
This is the terrible future Minato averted.
>>288079220I think you're mentioning Indians more than him as of now.
>>288079075Funny thing is, leaving aside whether it's true or not, the fact that it triggers him so much is the reason it keeps getting posted.
>>288077960
>>288079358never thought of this one but i think there's potential hereit would only work if he didn't go rogue though
Hiashi won.
>>288079220>StP should be rangebannedIgnoring the fact we'd need a new OP. I actually think this daily would be normal if he was. Oh well, at least it'll be over in like 3 months.
>>288076537I don't understand, what's the relationship between that pic and sakon?
>>288075965Kishi wrote himself into a corner.
>>288075965>Kushina, my love, you make a good point. However, I really really really really don't want to be a single dad.
>288076584>288079650>he doesn't know how he fucked upLol
>>288079711Do tell.
>>288077848I was gonna claim sound ryona but borutos mom didn’t get taken 3 days straight
>>288076438>>288076464Thanks dr. Sakon
>>288078155More like Kishi is a bad writer and a dumb retard for waiting 500 chapters to come up with the full story of how these two died so now he has to make up this awful shit on the fly. I've seen anons in the last daily who came up with much better versions of the story without much effort
If I go back in time and tell Ramen that by starting this daily, he will irrecovably mindfuck one lonely little jamboy, do you think he'd still do it?
>>288075974>That's right! I'm willingly leaving my newborn child without even one parent because that's what's best for him!
>>288076007>I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>288080057Kek
>>288078856Was the Sasukefag also gay or is that another point for why StP is worse? Or is that why they're both so similar? We need Shikamaru on this case.
>>288080139Nah, Sasukefag is also gay after Sakon raped him and made him addicted to his penis. Why do you think he stuck around the threads for so long?
>>288075965>Silence, woman. This is a sacrifice only a man can understand.Jesus Christ
>>288075958>>288075965>>288075974>Minato would rather curse himself for eternity inside the reaper death seal instead of being a single fatherLol. Lmao.Also he talks about forsaking his country but he's killing himself for "kushina's sake" instead of protecting the village after coming across a masked terrorist who easily took control of their bijuu. He's abandoning his village right now
>actually, Naruto only had HALF of the most powerful tailed beast inside of himcrazy that Kishimoto was already planning power creep in the war after this
>>288076291Yeah... the situation is contrived... to kill both parents but still... I think this works on an emotional level at least
>>288080220>Hagoromo! You must split the ten tails among the mortals, it is too powerful!>"Sure thing bud">There. I split the power between 9 lesser Biju>Ahh, so around 11.1 % for each?>What? No, nonsense. Take a look.>The beasts will be ranked by strength going from 1 - the weakest to 9 - the strongest.>1-7 are weak and collectively have around 30% of the Ten Tails power.>The 9 tails has 51% of the Ten Tails power! It will be given to the chosen people the Senju and Uzumaki clan.>Meanwhile the second strongest 8 tails with 19% of Ten Tails power will be given to their Golems, the Kumo clan.>This will ensure peace and prosperity for my people.What did he mean by this?
>>288076039Even Jiraiya avoided Nardo so he wouldn't have to be the single father who stepped up kek. Imagine if this was when he fled the village
>>288076438I really like this page. Kishimoto might not be a great writer but he can pull off some cool moments.
>>288080445He meant that Konoha was the chosen people and everything happened by design now take your pills
Which piece of shit was glazed more?
>>288080496Itachi in volume throughout the series. Minato meanwhile has high value glazing for the little time he has.
>>288075958If Minato wasn't so racist, he could have put it into a Uchiha that would no diff Kurama.
>>288080445Hagoromo had nothing to do with deciding that the 9 tails went to Konoha and the 8 tails/3 tails to Kumo. The bijuu distribution was all Hashirama's doing.
>>288077807Would have been kino
>>288079220>StP should be rangebanned.What's wrong with Studio Pierrot? I love the Naruto anime.
>>288076057>You can be a child soldier, but don't you dare start drinking before 21
>>288080718You're starting to get it
>>288080647WRONGIt was prophecy.
>>288080718He wasn't very fortunate
>>288077563>>288077906What response, you schizo? She meant someone who loved him honestly and was willing to risk her life to protect him, just like she just did in that moment. Only one girl in this entire manga did that for Naruto.
>>288080923Tsunade?
>>288077619What build up, motherfucker? They have nothing of the sort and the only thing binding them together is their obsession with Sasuke. They don't understand nor are honest with each other.
>>288080950I don't think mom wanted him to end up with an old hag, but her too.
>>288077906
>>288081137Unprotected drunk sex with Tsunade
>>288081137Dan won
>>288080445>>288080495You're telling me Kurama was promised to the leaf 200 years ago?
>>288075974>I'd rather die than fulfill a mothers role for my own child
>>288080139No, i don't think so, but both him and StP seem to like them too young. So he was still a degenerate.
>>288076007D-did he just forcefully extract 50% of the Kyuubi's chakra in an instant? Something the Akatsuki needed days to achieve?
>>288081316It's okay, he used a forbidden jutsu to do so
>>288080219Yeah but you're trying to make sense of the same guy who thought it would be a good idea to assign an arrogant and psychologically unprepared 12-year-old Kakashi to lead his teammates during a war, and who didn't even bother to mark Kakashi and Rin with an FTG or summon one of his toads to accompany them after Obito "died" to at least prevent Rin's second capture and suicide-by-Chidori
Here's your goddess
>>288078403Edo tensei also requires a sacrifice so that would be morbid in its own way>Naruto, I think you're old enough to meet your mother and learn more about being a jinchuuriki. But first let me get this kumo scum I prepared as a suitable sacrifice for our unholy ritual.
>>288081418Put on a shelf until she has to die. Fucking boring man. USE HER KISHI
>>288081202everyone in this series has crippling oneitis
Imagine their reaction if Naruto told them who he was with haha
>>288081268>>288081439It is insane how similar they are...perhaps they're the same person? Would explain quite a bit.
>>288081486Except Ino
Honest thoughts on Minato?
>>288081646Moving on to the in-universe Sasuke lookalike isn't really the exception you think it is.Also, Sarada Gaiden even went on to make a joke about her still being into him.
>>288081758I don't think you should make the protagonist's father this cool. It makes the kid look lame in comparison.
>>288081758He's cool. FtG is probably the sickest jutsu in the series and he's basically the peak of what a "normal" ninja can be
>>288081758Gets worse and worse the more time he appears on panel. He's very lame in the war and his one shot sucked.
I love Sakura
>>28807885Kek. You called it. He's going insane in the archives. Seriously, why does Naruto attract people like this? What part of the series resonates with them?
>>288081884>b-but we're both girls...
>>288081861The entire point of him (and the other kage) coming back was to glaze Naruto and say how much "better" he has become
>>288081895>replying to a post from 2009
>>288081922Except the other Kage weren't lame like Minato.
>288081965>he actually checkedLol
>>2880820444chanx?
>>288082025Hashirama and Tobirama both get raped by Madara and Hiruzen is not even worth talking about
>>288078355>It's for kids, so who cares if it makes sense.Never have kids anon, you will probably just let them sit in front of a tablet all day long and feed them nothing but chicken nuggets.
>>288082058And they all looked better than Minato's Gary Stu ass
>>288082085The comic aimed at children, pre-teens, and teens was too complicated for you. Are you an adult?
>>288076057all I'm reading is "Naruto...marry Sakura"
>>288081909despite her looks, karin is the most fuckable characterany time you're completely drained, just bite her for a chakra refill and you can start pounding her again
>>288082090Debatable
>>288081268>>288081895>>288078355Holy fuck. So that's why they like this series so much? They assume they're talking to underages. All makes sense now
>>288077416>Mikoto and Kushina still thereI want Karui
life’s rough when you’re the failed quirk chungus innit
>>288082274Oh shit. Good job anon. That actually makes a shit ton of sense. Also disturbing...but at least we know Naruto keeps him online 24/7...maybe 1 chapter a day is too quick. We need to make sure we have a Naruto thread up all the time to keep him here.
>the Naruto daily has been keeping kids safe the entire time2 chapter bros...our response??
>>288082274>>288082365hi poopsuke
>>288080647Kumo had the 8 and 2 tails.
>>288082365>>288082389So the 2 chapter guy is a pedophile? First time I'm hearing about this one
>>288082298I think Kushina was claimed before but I dont see her in the image.
>>288081758He's cool as fuck but this anon >>288081861 is quite correct. He peaked in these chapters as one of the coolest characters in series and then he's very, very mediocre in the war arc
>>288082389I have revised my stance on the 2 chapters. Even though this daily is trash, with a disgusting OP, if the daily keeps him online, and away from people IRL, i think we should stick to only 1 chapter. Maybe even do just 1 page a day when the war starts.
2chappybros… we got outed…
>>288080496Solo King and it's not even close
Imagine Kushina seething in the pure lands as she watches from the afterlife TV Naruto marry the weird girl and her parallel get impregnated by a former terrorist in a random forrest.
>>288080445lmao
>>2880820444chanx automatically fetches it, man
>>288082298Maybe Choji was right, Kumo women really are something else.
>>288081758Got overshadowed by his own wife in a story written by kishimoto/10
Kek. This has been a horrible week for Fagkon. I don't think he's ever recovering from this >inb4 deletedYeah faggot, you're just proving these comments calling you out are true. If they didn't bother you, you wouldn't mass report them. Meanwhile all your jeet and poop spam remains because nobody cares or takes offense. Fagkon is a pedophile confirmed.
>>288075965Kishi is legit retarded. He tries so hard to make his favorite characters into mary sues "actually he wasn't killed... he decided to die himself" that they become retarded.
This daily is wild.
>>288082635For the wrong reasons
>>288081884Takahashi... (my OC fanfiction self insert that is stronger than both Naruto and Sasuke and is really laid back and cool but if you hurt his friends he gets really mad and badass. He's an ANBU captain but he doesn't play well with others so the 3rd Hokage put him on Team 7 to practice his teamwork and also all the girls love him. I ship him with Sakura)
>>288082635The shipping debates were more tolerable
>>288075965>reaper be like "are you done yet?"
>>288082765Jesus Christ... I feel filthy for posting in the same thread as those 4 bastards now...
>>288082724The daily was more tolerable before Sakon got "exposed". It's just been shit flinging since.
Random question but what is your favorite volume cover?
>>288081316Akatsuki were dealing with Jinchuuriki not Bijuu on the run and wanted to unite the Bijuu with the Gedo statue.
>>288076493The barrier stopped him.
>>288077563Naruto didn't follow her commands in the end so joke's on her.
>>288077435At least he didn't drink until he was 21, r-right?
>>288076340>anon first time reading a story with a flashback
Where is Sasuke?
>>288083178
>>288081909They really should have started a relationship in a misery loves company kind of way
>>288076493Nothing you can do for Kushina, jinchuuriki die if the bijuu is extracted after all.Minato actively wants to die, so who is he to stop that?
>>288083213Naruto should have his obsession beaten out of him.
>>288076044Surely half of the nine tails being sealed isn't gonna be an issue to reviving the ten tails, right?
all this suddenly reminds me of that yandere minato fan comic an anon posted here a while agoimagine if he lived and saw how similar sakura was to his dead wife
>>288076519if you believe it,you can be somebody,you can be somebody,if you believe it,if you believe it,you can be somebody,you can be somebody,if you believe it,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,NARUTO,NARUTO,NARUTO,NARUTO,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,BELIEEEEEE E E EVE IT T T,yeah i have a ninja clan,ninja clan,yeah we stand,naruuto i'm on my way,naruuto i'll be okay,getting ready to fight on sight,come, my best friends by my side,suh-soo-kay is really cool,sakura the beautiful,the great jenin,the great jenin,the ninja fightasare comin' in,if you believe it,you can be somebody,you can be somebody,if you believe it,if you believe it,you can be somebody,you can be somebody,if you believe it,in the village hidden in the leaves,to become hokage you better believe,naruuto the chosen one,naruuto comin' up strong,ninjas waitin' for the duel,to win or die the world's so cruel,don't stop you movin' on,don't stop you got to run,the great chuunin,the great chuunin,the ninja fightas,are comin' in,kowakaru na naruto chikyu o mamore,kowakaru na naruto chikyu o mamore,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,NARUTO,NARUTO,NARUTO,NARUTO,BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT,BELIEEEEEE E E EVE IT T T,
>>288083377Sounds fake. Link?
thinking on it, the context surrounding a potential guy vs. gaara fight was different during the chuunin exams. that was within the realm of possibilities when gaara tried to kill lee in the hospital and guy threatened to beat him up.back then we didn't know guy could go toe to toe with madara. we only knew guy was a taijutsu only ninja like lee and he would've just been a stronger version of lee basically.>>288076869alternate reality where naruto's and gaara's roles are reversed.or naruto's and sasuke's lmao. seems like something they'd touch on.
>>288083622>https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/287909914/#287917932enjoy
>>288077960gaara x anybody confuses me
>>288083696Oh, nvm. I remember this. Too bad the art is ugly.
>>288083715>Too bad the art is ugly.makes it funny though
>>288083506What's the point of posting this over and over?
>>288082919hard to pick but here's a classic.
>>288082519My wife ...
>>288083818it's based. best naruto op.
>>288082919Idk
>>288082919
>>288082919Unironically >>288075955. It's very emotional.
>>288082470>Maybe even do just 1 page a dayNow there's an idea...
>>288084192how long would it even take? 1,400ish days?
>>288084226Probably a bit more. 5 more years pf storytime!
>>288083633I think it was quite obvious that Gaara had no chance against base Lee even back then. He flicked off his sand with one finger
>>288084332>base Leei assume you mean base guy>he flicked off his sand with one fingeryeah true. but gaara also had shukaku. not that it matters much knowing what we do now.
>>288078433Which only worked because of severe off-screen retardation and sandbagging on tobito's part. Nibba could've teleported into konoha the very next day, or at any point between then and part 1, and take baby nacho before anyone could stop him.
>>288084058I've been wondering if Tayuya was supposed to be a Sakura parallel, considering Kishi drew her with pink hair AND having a talent for genjutsu, like one that showcases what could have been if she turned bad like all the evil Narutos out there.
>>288084514Her hair looks way different from Sakura so idk, Kushina's hair looks different from Sakura's too but they're always compared
>>288076464>picSakon, you duffus.
>>288084592How many times are you going to reply to that post?
>>288084682That was my only reply, why do you care?
>>288084738Because i don't like you
>>288078599Futurama did it best
>>288082919Probably volume 60
>>288084738Sakon doesn't know what gives him away in that post. So he's defensive over people pointing it out kek
>>288075974ok, what the fuck is this?>I must die because that's what shinobi is about.>also I don't want to be the parental figure, you do it.
>>288077960Konanee..
>>288085253I could have saved her...
>>288085408What would you have done?
>>288083374>Surely half of the nine tails being sealed isn't gonna be an issue to reviving the ten tails, right?it actually won't be, lol. in fact thanks to the magic of retcons, Journey to the West references, and Edo Tensei, neither half is needed.
>>288084592I have honestly no idea what your schizo brain picked up on this time.
>>288075974he's so retarded
>>288082110>>288077311>>288077563>don't marry the first girl that comes alonghe didn't, sakura's not his wife>marry someone like mehe didn't, but sakura only resembles her in the shitty ways anyway, and magnifies those traits through an already shitty personalityalso, even if he could've understood them which he couldn't, he's not obligated to obey their last wishes even if he loves his parents. it's not like a will or promise to people he already knows, it's a wish for his future. some things worked out, and some things didn't
>>288075965he probably thought Jiraiya or Hiruzen would watch after his son, LMFAO
>>288085670Or his teammate friends...we still have no idea what happened to them after the one shot.
>>288085670>>288085707The village will take care of him because the village is one big family.
>>288085253>>288085408Konan could counter Tobi if Jiraiya taught her sage mode, she'd probably be very receptive to it since she's good at stillness
>>288085761agreed. also if the Uchiha aren't happy with being family we can kill them all with the brainwashed nationalist one
I still dont get why people shit on Minato for killing himself and sealing Kyuubi in Naruto.Jiraya probably has told Minato a dozen times about the prophecy. And the appearance of the man who is possbily Uchiha Madara is dangerous to the entire world. The name itself is fear and power. For all Minato knows he just got lucky that he beat a weakened post-Hashirama fight Madara.How to battle such a threat? Kyuubi is needed. But noone can control it. So Minato has to separate it in half. How? Only the Grim Reaper can split Kurama in half.Guess what? It fucking works. Naruto got this far thanks to his father sacrifice which allows him to only have to deal with a half of Kurama. Naruto would not even survive past 1st arc with a full powered Kurama on his ass.
>>288076075>last words? for him? nah here's all my problems lmaobut for realhere lies kushinaand her her husband the fourth hokagenamikaze "got no kush from my wife? i'll push out of this life" minatonamikaze "i'd rather be dead without red headed head" minatonamikaze "i'll need a village to raise my spillage" minatonamikaze "i'd teleport before meeting bort" minatonamikaze "i trust you to the sage before you grow in age" minatonamikaze "summon reaper to kill but no parent roll to fill" minatonamikaze "stick him with a fox before life building talks" minatonamikaze "the nation's future but son's not insured" minatonamikaze "i could chase him down but i'm losing pound town" minatonamikaze "you be the ninetales and wait for food sales" minatonamikaze "son you're a bijuu 'cause i'm not raising you" minatonamikaze "not the will of fire, it's for puss i aspire" minatonamikaze "you'll be seventh shadow, so live in a bad row' minatonamikaze "the village is king so live without a thing" minatonamikaze "sorry wife, don't bother, he won't have a father" minatonamikaze "don't worry little homie, i'm sure that they owe me" minato
>>288085800Konan's technique did work, the only reason Tobi won the fight was because of the Izangi asspull.
>>288085887>Jiraya probably has told Minato a dozen times about the prophecy.Which he himself ignored by leaving nagato, a potential chosen one who possessed the rinnegan, to fend for himself in a war torn shithole>Naruto got this far thanks to his father sacrificeNardo got that far because tobito decided to sit on his ass for 16 years practicing his silly voice. Minato's entire plan relied on him guessing that "madara" would not attempt to capture kurama while nardo was too young to defend himself and relying on hiruzen, who we've just seen doing nothing, would protect him despite already being an old fuck. None of this makes any sense and you're a stupid nigger.
>>288076026no shota allowed on /a/
>>288076026couple of retards
Shit/10 backstory
>>288086011she'd sense his approach from behind and have extra chakra if she was sagenan
>>288086242Obito wanted to mindbreak Naruto in order to convince himself that his ideology was correct, he could have won at any time by Kamuiing Naruto into his rape dungeon
>>288086511Why did only Naruto get this treatment?
5 + 6
>>288085952Thanks anon, this got a chuckle out of me.
>>288086011If it actually worked Tobi would've remained dead.
>>288086959It should've worked. Many such cases.
>>288076493>if I let him kill himself, I will be able to see kids kill each other as the Hokage again
>>288076044
>>288081758cool fighter, horrible father
>>288076007papa sexooooooooooooooo
>>288076026badass
The way Kishi jerks off the 9 tails and his chakra, while at the same time making him job every time he appears is kinda infuriating.
>>288087609Kushina looks very much like Nagato therebrabo kishi
>>288078691ass pull power just like all the manga after pain arc.
>>288076291Not impressed
>>288076044It looks like Minato and Kushina are fucking in front of Naruto, like there is cum about to get spilled
>>288076291Such forced nonsense. Kishi is such a bad writer
>>288077563
>>288077416I'm going for Koyuki Kazahana.
>hinatafags whats your response to this
Naruto doesn't deserve Hinata. I'm not even mad at raihina posting
>>288085212>what is thisretardation. that's all.
kishimoto is a great artist and he's good at making entertaining characters and fights but his actual plot writing sucks the more he develops his stories.
>>288088433> fightsHave we been reading the same manga? The choreography for fights has been dogshit for most of P1 and all of P2.
>>288088483i think the fights can be pretty creative, especially in part 1. a few part 2 fights are good as well.
>>288088504Name some.
>>288088433Kishimoto is great at coming up with stuff. Iconic and entertaining characters, cool jutsu, fun world, interesting plot points. But he's not exactly the best at wrapping things together coherently.
>>288088433>>288088483The manga written for children, pre-teens, and teens was too complicated for you two
>>288088560Are you stupid?
>>288088433credit to him for sticking to the same story for 15 years with very few detours. New arcs in this series aren't much of a fresh start like they are for some shonen
>>288088569You are
>>288088582The Raped typed this post.
>>288088591You got raped and gaped?
>>288088657literally me
>Minato is an overprotective father due to Naruto resembling his dead wife KushinaWould be kino
>>288088518>part 1team 7 vs. zabuzanaruto vs. kibalee vs. gaaranaruto vs. nejishikamaru vs. temarinaruto vs. gaara>part 2team 7 vs. kakashisasuke vs. danzo (even though i kinda hated the direction the magic eye powers started taking around here)>>288088529pretty much.>>288088579yeah. i still respect the work he put in to give consistent releases too. and i still love naruto despite my gripes. i wouldn't be here if i didn't.
it's rapin time
did shitposters gave up? we used to hit up to 1000 posts
>>288088814poopsuke keeps getting banned
I feel like Minato is just being gaslighted by child of prophecy bullshit
we are here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FAxGq9OlPk
>>288088360>it's just so peak
Minato and Kushina death would hit like crack if i were twelve. Now i'm too bitter. I'm more sad about the loss of my childhood innocence
>>288088773>i still respect the work he put in I'm jealous that my youth was wasted on this shithole
>>288089149Why would you be jealous of that
>>288089331dr. k baited with these naruto characters but then the whole video was about AoT and western tv shows 7-7
>>288088433I wonder if he ever noticed himself he wrote something shitty but couldn't fix it because of the weekly deadline.
>>288088773>sasuke vs. danzoLiterally more than half and the most important part of the fight was offscreened.
>>288089389I would wager there's not a single weekly mangaka who's never felt this way at least once.
>>288081758Shit dadGood auraOP powersMature character with goofy side, but interesting unlike hokage Naruto.Handsome, unlike hokage NarutoVoted for him, don't care.Was overjoyed when he won.Also enjoyed his one-shotNot Minato's fault for villagers and Hiruzen neglecting Naruto.
Hiruzen's wife died and we didn't get a reaction out of him. But Iruka's parents were shown dying two times
>>288089678>Hiruzen's wife diedWho?>Iruka's parentsWho?
>>288076016>half of Kyubi power>kyubi got 7 times smaller based on the size of the paw and paw's printSo, eh, I don't remember - was it stated that Kerala inside Naruto was exactly half as powerful as full Kurama or was it just assumed? Cause if equalize power and size then Full Kurama was like 7 times stronger.
>>288076094>I would never blame you or pa for that.Were we watching the same flashback, Naruto? It seems like Minato could've easily figured out a way to leave you with one living parent, at least.He went with the most complicated option to ensure that you are the jinchuriki and both of your parents are dead.Almost like Kishimoto hadn't thought of how this sequence of events would play out until he was already 500ish chapters into his renowned manga.
>>288077416So I was looking for the original of this and found out there is variant with less girls but some that I have never seen and that have seemingly been replaced by the time of the one with more. I wonder if there is more of those inbetweens.
>>288091059I can name maybe two of these foids
>>288081758I bet he would look cute in a dress and some heels.
>>288075958>>288075965>>288075974>>288075980>>288076007Minato looks and sounds like sociopath.
>>288081758better than itachi
>>288091376I think Kishi is really bad at understanding death. He never treats it remotely with the seriousness it deserves, instead making it either a sidenote or aesthetic and beautiful.
>>288091431Or maybe Minato is meant to be autistic.
>>288091438That could be true if this was the only case.
>>288088529Quite accurate assessment
>>288075958She cannot believe this shit.
>>288075965hokagepilled
>>288078403Edo Tensei is an evil technique.
>>288088814Nah, see>>288082568And also, he's still here>>288088842One just got called out for what he is and the other one is ignored because it's unoriginal spam we've seen for over a year now. Also the necro-bumping is still happenint, so the no-life is 100% still here.
>>288075988I bet Kurama seethed about Minato many times after this.
>>288076026right over the 'ruto...>>288078263>Kushina could barely move at that point.Hysterical strength
>>288080455Naruto was stinky even back then... nobody wanted to get near...
>>288076057man
>>288076075A lazy bum to the end kek.
>>288085952hehe
>>288079522>3 monthsMore like 6.
>>288092736>he doesn't know
>>288075965What is he thinking here
>>288093267>look dude can we just get this done? I gotta wake up early tomorrow
>>288075965Minato dying is literally more damaging to the village than losing the 9 tails would be.
>>288093267(...)
>>288093361Stupid >>288093737Correct
>>288093267It's going to be the biggest meal of his lifeA prime cut of Kurama with a side of hokage
>>288085887>How to battle such a threat?Idk, slitting his throat while he sleeps? Hitting him with senjutsu rasengan? Infecting him with those nanobugs by giving him a wet willy? Minato had options and he literally could've teleported to him at any time.
>>288089306Because I'm not wealthy
>>288091431It's why i wish the focus stayed on Hinata when Pain did his thing. Her not having any sort of plan how to battle him and her "fight" and defeat being so comedically abrupt could've been alleviated if she was shown realising in the last moments how bad of an idea that was and the scene drove home how painful and scary dying actually is. But i guess this is not the manga for this type of scenes and Kishimoto wouldn't really know how to make it work anyway.
>>288094431That would've been a great moment, yeah. It has that perfect dynamic of going "fucking I'm going in" and then the realization you're actually about to die, that feels completely different. Kinda like the how someone that decides to commit suicide will still hesitate when they stand on top of that tall building.
why doesn't obito just use his sharingan to copy naruto's sexy jutsu and clone jutsu to make his own copy of rin
>>288094431She ever do anything except get beat up and nearly die? Even her fan's suggestions mostly boil down to having her spend more time with Naruto or making her jobbings seem a little less one-sided/more dramatic.
>>288085887Holy! Someone is actually trying(failing) to defend this shit?
>>288094762>having her spend more time with Naruto or making her jobbings seem a little less one-sidedThat's all she really needs as a character, to be fair. This and i guess showing more grief after Neji's death, more concern for other Konoha 11 people and maybe a scene somewhere in this 700 chapter manga where she interacts with her father and sister.
>>288093079Jerry is clearly Cloud and Tom is Sand.
>>288094762In MY dream scenario she beats up Hiashi and marries Neji.
>>288088139lucky for your wallet the whole ai thing happened huh raikagefag?
>>288091431>I think Kishi is really bad at understanding death. He never treats it remotely with the seriousness it deservesYes, I was thinking the same sort of thing while reading this chapter. Minato/Kushina death could have been incredibly moving instead it just sort of fell flat>>288094431>defeat being so comedically abrupt could've been alleviated if she was shown realising in the last moments how bad of an idea that was and the scene drove home how painful and scary dying actually isFuck man that would have been great.I remember discussing with some anon's back during part 1 how having some of the Sasuke retrieval squad die (Choji in particular wouldn't have been 'missed' by the fans) could have really cemented that this is indeed a dangerous world were the chance of dying in battle is real and very serious
>>288096212*where
>>288094636Having sex with a clone probably sucks when you release the jutsu
>>288096404That's why you start by turning into the woman and having your clone have sex with the real you, so you get used to it.
>>288082423I get them mixed up because they didn't show them much in the manga
New>>288096538
>>288096585Nice.
