The loli police is watching. Act natural.
>>288077372Don't worry she will never suspect anything.
Fuck the police.
>>288077372I can't believe they're cracking down on uohpostersThis used to be a FREE board
>>288077372
>>288078059>corrupt police fabricating evidence to frame an innocent manThere's no justice in this world
all cops are mating press
>>288077402You're going in for a long time
I've hired private loli detectives to get dirt on the loli police and blackmail them into keeping away.
I prefer more something like this: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97220694
>>288079430I won't go peacefully
police arrest her for being lewd
Please welcome the newest addition to the force.
I'll be doing some specops in the meantime.Keep on watch.
Loli are ideal for police work because they don't have boobs to get in the way of their bulletproof vests. They can get a proper fit, and even wear plates. This makes them vastly superior to women cops who just sit in their patrol cars anyway and call for male police officer back-up for any situation. Furthermore, loli police are small, are much harder to hit, and can sneak into tight spaces more easily during their investigative work. Criminals won't notice them as easily because they'll look right over their heads. A loli can easily hide under the desks and tables of bad people and listen in on criminal conspiracies.
>>288081377They can also easily exploit their power. If you're not following her orders, you're clearly a criminal.
loli police officer x ne-san police officer yuri kiss
i think these police are in league with those girls who offered me rock cds and beer if i got in their van just a hunch though
>>288081805Sorry, I've my loicense.
Buddy cop anime with hard-charging by-the-book loli fresh out of the academy, partnered with a cynical grizzled veteran cop three years away from retirement. Nobody in the anime thinks it's weird there's a little girl on the force, she's treated exactly like any other officer. Together they take down a crime syndicate, at first butting heads, getting into trouble with the chief of police, but eventually coming to respect each other and turning into great partners.
>>288082360i would watch this
How are prisoners treated in loli jail?
>>288083006aww, just the cutest little glowniggers. I'd open up
Anon, you must not!
The prison rape is also done by lolis though so I don't know what to do.
>>288077372Do they use cuddles as an interrogation method?
>>288085909>you’ve got it all wrong
>>288085921Dinner at gunpoint?My favorite!
You can't be around school grounds with that boner.
>>288077611You can't say that anon. That will put the officer on edge and make her more likely to force compliance.
Is Zettai Karen Children really a loli show? Sure the protagonists are supposedly 10 years old, but they all look like hags.
>>288082360Not a cop anime, but an assassin manga. Close enough maybe?
>>288077372The resistance is here to stop the lolice.
It's too bad the FBI meme in response to anything loli become cringe and ran into the fucking ground for over a decade now.
>>288088784They should adapt that, I'd watch. But no, not close enough.
>>288088784kino
>>288082360I'm pretty sure something like already exists
>>288090301If you can think of a name, I'd appreciate it.
>>288090723There's a picture that gets posted around of a loli eating a hamburger in a sukumizu, it's by the same artist. Sorry I can't remember the name
>>288088837Just my style!
>>288090756Cop Craft
>>288091604that's it
>>288077372>>>/b/
>>288079430If only the tenshi police was real.
>>288077372I'm freaking out man
>>288078392Cute
>>288094014>tfw you'll never become a repeat offender just so you can get lolihandled by the tenshi police
>>288079430I'm going in for about 30 seconds. I'll have to sleep after I'm done.
>>288088784is this The professional but not jewish (aka wholesome)?
>>288088784>>288090297Tell me more!
>>288082360I've seen that movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltqP0CTndMk
>>28809684430 seconds? That won't do, they'll demand much more
