you're on a date
Get raped stupid witch
>>288107205>shows up>looks at her phone>makes you pay for everything >leaves
>>288107320>get up>leave>pay only your partBeen there, done that
>>288107205can't relate
>>288107205Compensated dating
>>288107205>you're on a dateGreat! Dream fulfilled. Time to ghost her.You know what they say, gotta quit while you're ahead.
I have to think of something worthy of Satsuki. very difficult
>>288107205What are you supposed to do on a date?
never take your date anywhere that has their food contaminated by petrochemicals via unsafe s.bean oil processing methods
Date with Miria
>>288108287Make the person laugh
>>288108287Have fun.
>>288108287assassinate a billionaire
I'm not so cheap that I'd take my date to fucking McDonald's. Arby's or Carl's Jr. all the way.
>>288107205>>288107398These are obvious jokes>>288107718This one is real tho, big yikes
>>288108287Bee ur self
>>288111093>Arby'sThis guy knows what’s up.
>>288107320>implying i have money to pay for anything
>>288109116>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PNq0S_Sw3M8Im afraid it's worse than that
>>288111981>human meatThere was a chapter like that.
>>288107398>waifu's food is just a drawingFaggot.
>>288108287Try not to embarass yourself. It's harder than it sounds.
>>288107205>>>>McDonald's Nah, couldn't be me.I'd take them to Five Guys. Or Harvey's
>>288113616>i'd take my waifu to five guysFucking NTRfags.
>>288107205If a girl ask you if you browse 4chan on a fist date, how would you respond?
>>288108287go with the vibe if she likes youtry to leave asap if she doesn't and you feel like you need to entertain her like a clown
>>288113933Be honest and say I only browse /a/ and /gif/
>>288108287>hang out>talk>try new things>hold hands to dab on the singles>she tells me that girl just checked me out>go to the dressing room together so she can see me in different outfits and we talk about if i should buy it or not>ask her to try this or that outfit>try new food and she doesnt like it and gives it all to me>teach her how to drive and to cook>drops her earing down the sink and cries about it but i have tools to open up the p-trap to get at itidk there isnt a rule book it just felt natural and fun
>>288113933Girl or """girl"""
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>>288115825now post the second one where he pays for his half and leaves
>>288115825I actually do think shit like bill splitting, prenups and separate bank accounts are cringe and postmodern nonsense.Either find someone you actually trust and have a traditional relationship, or don't bother at all and find a FWB or a prostitute.
>>288108098was Shinji stupid or something
>>288108287Pay her bill.Once, I was traveling and I invite a (female) friend to eat at a restaurant.We were only friends and I still need to pay her bill (and she had a bf).Fuck patriarch.
>>288107205Would that date suffice for Ryuko
