>mmmuuuaaahhhhhhh thefrench>champaigne revered for its excellence>there is a japaneese anime by Shizuku, moddled after that same exclelence>it's fermented inthebottle, like all fench anime >a new episode is out today. Are we going?
episode 6 out now! >>288115004
>>288115004Mwaaaaaaah the thread!
>>288115004It's time.
>this>iron wok jan next seasonBambino adaption when?
New hag
What made Orson so kino?
>master ditched his loving gf to fuck off to france to learn about winewhat a goddamn deadbeat
A toast, to /a/ and anons on this lovely day!
Man, I'm only five minutes in but this little story about these two people rekindling their past relationship is just so... I don't know. Classy? Suave? I can't think of the right word. It makes me want to buy a three piece suit and pretend I have money so I can hang around bars and talk to divorced women about their life problems.
>>288115406Being one of the men who literally defined Kino helps, I guess
>>288115478>I can't think of the right word.Mature
>>288115478You can become a bartender and talk to divorced women about their life problems while getting paid!!
>so anyway after you left me i went and got married, had a kid, that kid grew up and the husband started cheating on me so i divorced him >anyway i'm single again sooooo....Would you take her back /a/?
>>288115487Yes, mature, but also stylish. Like Bryan Ferry in the 80s.
>I always wanted to be a professional alcoholic
>*sip*>mmm, the bittersweet taste of sadness and past love...
>>288115406The guy had cinema in his blood.
>>288115602Sex. Lovey dovey handholdy and eyecontactey sex.
>cleopatra
>i plan on opening a supermarket and selling only the BEST and MOST EXPENSIVE wines there>sir, you have no fucking idea what you're doing shizuku has only had this job for a few weeks and he's already an expert huh
>>288115653The crossover /we/ all want.
TRVKE
>it's good because it's expensivei could literally shit on the street and tell you it's worth 10 million, that doesn't mean it's GOOD you clueless retard
>>288115701Jeetwine
>we're opening a new supermarket, and we're only going to sell the most prestigious wines on earth>THE most ominous music I've ever heard starts playing
>>288115701dumb salesfag
>depressed because her first crush ended up being a soulless money chasing elitist snob brehs...
>>288115701>ahhhhh yes *SNIFF* this jenkem is of the finest caliber, it is sourced from only the foulest of slums in the third world
>Tank, DPS, Supportwell balanced RPG party
who the fuck names their child after an african country
The five greats
>>288115836it's missing the shoelacer that gets kicked
>>288115633
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF*
You may not like it but this is what the optimal wine tasting group looks like
>chateau haut-brion>I'M TASTING THE SUCCULENT BALDNESS OF TIBETAN MONKS what the fuck???
>chateau latour>mmm yes, this wine is a symphony of flavour
>chateau lafite rothschild>the taste of a golden castle hidden in the woods
>>288115393Sort of looks like Anne Hathaway.
aahhh yess...the bitchniggery...the assmadness that tries to be quirky and smarty...this is definitely a Châteaux Anonymoux, harvest of 2016. Those hints of seethe and bitterness so nice to the palate bring out a special warmth in your soul. A perfect pairing for Doritos and microwaveable Hot Pockets
>>288116004If this episode taught me anything, it's that not all oldfag wines are automatically superior to newfag wines.
But did you ever find the elusive mega pint of wine?
>>288116041
sipping on a 3€ red wine and it tastes amazing
Margaux-sama, what can you tell me?
>THIS WINE TASTES LIKE CLEOPATRA'S SUNKISSED EGYPTIAN PUSSY >THIS WINE GOT ME FUCKING SPEAKING IN HEIROGLYPHICS > >THIS IS SHIT GO ME FLOODING MY PANTS FASTER THAN THE NILE
the most elegant of wines
>damn he was right>expensive IS good actually
>>288116312>>288116322>>288116334nose not long enough
>need to find a mid margeaux and a great wine from a smaller chateau both from the same year this sounds like a job for winestein
>>288116004You don't talk to your wine?
>he went to issei for help and not the alcoholic hobowhat the fuck i feel betrayed
>>288116004Sublime
>>288116451why is he doing the devilman pose
>>288116312>>288116322>>288116334My shitpost from a couple weeks back about wine being the feeling of being mark antony fucking cleopatra turned out to be foredshadowing. I didn't even know cause I don't read the manga
>>288115093>there is an /a/ thread by Anon E. Mousé>moddeled after that same shitpost>it's fermented on the board, like all great 4chan threads
>>288116542
brb taking a heroic dose of wine
>>288115916What, you've never wanted to lick a monk's bald head?
>>288116451I was genuinely dumbfounded when it cut this this shot. Why the fuck wouldn't you go visit the wine hobo under these circumstances?
>>288116886Maybe he was busy.
>>288117006He's drinks all day, every day in his little tent and then he gets dressed up whenever they need him to mediate in Shizuku and Issei's taste-off. I'm sure he's not hard to find.
>>288116434>>288116516
>Welles thread
>>288115701>Go to rare wine auction>Everyone gets into insane bidding wars, driving prices to 10x a fair market price>Ask the guy sitting next to me what the fuck these people are doing overpaying for wine>He explains that this enhances the flavor of the wine
>>288115701>he doesn't just imagine the taste of wine without even paying for itfucking idiot
>>288117209>buy a 10 dollar bottle of piss at the supermarket>take one sip, tastes fucking awful>call my mate over and tell him to tell me this is actually a 10 million dollar bottle of wine and make it sound realistic>he starts talking about the blessings of heaven earth and man>i start really getting really into it >i take another sip>i use my superior imagination to imagine i'm drinking the finest wine molecules on earth>instantly fucking jizz in my pants it's so good >take another look at the bottle>turns out i bought some vinegar by accident >mfw
>>288116041Well done anon, you've now realised that 90% of the wine industry is jewery bullshit
so how gay is this fag that he didn't lock this down?
>>288115452A toast!
>use my superior imagination to simulate the finest wines while I drink tap water>tastes just like the real thing>profit
>>288117735Disregard females, drink wine.
>>288117772>go to the doctor>says i have i acute liver failure >how, i've just been drinking water>sir your liver has been imagining it's wine, i'm afraid it's too late for you
>>288117870Based
>>288116886Flirting doesn't work on the old man.
>>288117948Is this yaoi?
>>288115582>puiAh yes...this fine wine was made from the grape called molcar
>>288118495that's actually deep impact
>>288115406He was a grumpy has-been/a/ likes cantankerous has-beens (see their love hate relationship with Miyazaki)
>>288115688THIS. The 5 dollar wine from lidl is top tier, i tell you!
>>288119375I feel like her boobs were like 2x the size this episode
>>288119403true
>>288115406>Makes the highest rates movie of all time before he's 25>Piss off every Jew in Hollywood >Get blacklisted>Forced to do random adds and argue with commercial directors He's basically a poltard who peaked in his 20s
>>288115843>These are my sons, Chad and Niger>And my daughter Djibouti
>>288119417>>288119403>>288119375Cute and sexy
>>288115880>AIEEEEEEE WE ARE TRIPLE A-RANK BUT WE'RE GETTING DABBED ON BY DEKANTER GOBLINS AAAAAAA
>>288115916Wasn't it Cambodia?
How about Australian wine?
>>288119403it's where the wine is stored
>>288120881>this wine>it's suckling milk out of Miyabi's pregnant and bountiful breasts>I am at the essence of my own child within her, soon to be without of her, craddled in her arms, lapping at the teet of life>if it is to be said I am my own son, then it also means that I am my own father>that's what this wine is
>>288121184i want whatever this anon is having
Wine is best served with Chinese food
>>288121325Indeed.
>>288121419kek, but also kill yourself
Was the animation this bad early on?
>>288115499Right now I am actaully attempting to do just that. Except not at a fashionable bar but at a nearby pub, where there are no attractive recently-divorced women, only miserable old men.
>>288122468Welcome to 99% of bartending, it's just miserable old men
>>288115406Finishing his career with big planet eating robot making him /a/ /m/ /co/ /toy/ related upon his demise
can a wine be so good it makes you isekai?
>>288124612isekailand has no terroir and therefore is worthless
>>288118094If begging another man for his wine counts, then yes.
I wonder if there will be people who buy a bottle of wine because of this anime, and will be disappointed that they see no visions.
>>288116004Good enough to clean the toilet with.
>rotschild again
OOOOOOH WINE OISHIIII
I'm starting to enjoy this more than Botan.
>>288115536sir, that's an average woman in Napa Valley
>>288126060KEK
>>288116615i exhaled loudly through my nostrils
what are you sipping tonight, Napa Valley residents?
>>288116004kek
>>288127093water, as always
>>288116004>harvest of 2016sir, those are hispanics from Napa Valley
>>288127093I'm trying botrytised wines this week. They're neat, but don't seem to be worth the extra cost for me.
>>288127693if it costs more then it's obviously superior
>>288115701From a business perspective he is right to go with the top 5 brands. They are in high demand so they sell themselves. Even if they can find a better wine, the customers don't know that. So now they have to spend more on marketing so their customers don't think they are retards for not carrying these brands.Also it seems like they are trying to win by using a wine that can beat the weakest vintage of the fancypants wine not the average vintage. But a business needs a long term reliable supply, which whatever wine they get to win out in this edge case doesn't sound like it has one.It's easier to just keep selling the top 5 brands year after year rather than try to find the new best after the old best runs out and then have to re-educate your customers.
Thanks anons. This thread was even more hilarious then usual.
>>288115004........he doesn't do anything?
>>288115765The guy got his talent recognized. Good for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGf-4dNriBo
>>288129232Lmao. To be fair, that could definitely work in a game like Hylics or something.
>>288116542Thank you for your service.
>>288130486Anon used his superior imagination to simply watch this episode four weeks before it aired.
>>288119509What did he do to piss off so many people?
>>288119509>He's basically a poltard Don't insult him so bad.
>>288132863William Randolf Hearst was the king of yellow journalism at the time, and Kane was a thinly veiled allusion to him. Also, Hearst's secret nickname for his mistresses vagina was "rosebud", now guess the first line of the movie.
>>288119509Can I get a full QRD on hjs entire life and career. The only two things I really know about him are the wine commericals and the war of the worlds radio event
>>288134857>Directed and starred in Citizen Kane, often considered one of the greatest films ever made.>Became famous at 23 with the 1938 radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds, which some listeners mistakenly believed was a real alien invasion.>Co-founded the Mercury Theatre.>Known for innovative camera work, deep-focus cinematography, nonlinear narratives, and dramatic lighting.>Other major films include The Magnificent Ambersons, Touch of Evil, and The Trial.>Had a long career in theater, film, television, and voice acting, though he often struggled with studio interference and financing.>Widely regarded as one of the most influential filmmakers in cinema history.>He challenged Hollywood studios and fought for creative control, which made powerful executives dislike him.>Citizen Kane was widely seen as a thinly veiled portrait of newspaper tycoon William Randolph Hearst, who tried to suppress the film.>His ambitious style and perfectionism led to unfinished projects, budget overruns, and clashes with collaborators.>Some critics thought his early genius overshadowed an uneven later career.
>>288130894I cannot kneel hard enough anon is a world class sommelier
>>288117077easy to find? yes easy to find him sober enough to string to words together? no you just know that man sits in his hut snorting wine all day and begging for change in subway during rush hours when he is sober enough to remember that he needs money to buy wine
>>288116886The wine hobo would just have suggested an obscure even more expensive wine.
>>288135672>takes him to the even filthier spot at the park >the same spot where all the hobos shit and piss >throws him a shovel >"dig."
>>288135672>"yes I am the greatest wine connoisseur in all of Japan, I'm just homeless because I want to be">"yes you MUST buy me the most expensive wine in the shop I promise you it is worth every penny">*sells it for crack money*
>>288136130>crack moneyDidn't you pay attention? He does wine only.
>>288136162he pours château du fromage in a dry freezer and snorts it
>>288136273Damn, he probably would do that, if had a dry freezer.
WINE?!?!
>>288136521>picShould I know what that is?
>>288136715>zoomer has never seen clockwork orange
>>288136930I'm not a zoomer and I have actually seen it.The screenshot still doesn't ring a bell. I guess I forgot too much.
>>288115452
>>288115452Kanpai!
>>288136955It’s at the end when Alex stumbles back into the writer, the guy in the wheelchair is the husband of the woman he raped at the beginning of the movie and she died afterwards. He poisoned that wine and is telling Alex to drink it.
>>288139078I really need to watch that again.
>>288133750Oh damn, I never realized it was such a direct sleight. Orson was a motherfucker.
