The mystery of what's under the sheet... won't be solved this week. This week we have a "food" chapter
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So a glass of water is under the sheet? And Yujiro is going to drink it and have an orgasm?
>>288172902>>288172916Soda would be even better in this situation
>>288172822 I don't care for this
Next chapter instead of revealing what's under the sheets Itagaki will go on a tirade about how the most pleasurable act is taking a huge shit after holding it in for a whole dayMark my words
>>288172888I remember when we had military training as a reservist in high school, we marched all the day long in the hot sun and was about to black out from heat and exhaustion. When we finally had a break we ran as fast as we could to the water fountain and literally gulped a liter of cold water. So yes water is the most delicious when you are thirsty and exhausted.
The fucking intermission are getting intermissions
>>288173224>in the past, your author, was part of the airborne division and we had to march the whole day with no breaks>we couldn't stop even to use the bathroom>f you had to take a piss, you had to pull out your dick and just pee without stopping>but what about taking a shit, you ask? You couldn't just crouch to poop, and if you slowed down, you would be punished with a severe beating.>so, you just had to hold it in.>hold it in for the WHOLE day! Can you IMAGINE it?>that's why the first thing we did when arriving back at camp wasn't eating or drinking - it was shitting... and it was glorious.
He's suffering from some serious writer's block
>>288173375Baki is already overRahen is just the victory lapJust enjoy the ride, anon
He's right.
How you ever though about how heavy water is? When you're sweating, getting beads of sweat on your forehead or walking in the rain pattering down your back you never really thing about how *immense* a torrent of water is...But fill a bucket of water, a tub, an entire barrel full!? A tight container of pure water..., no pure FORCE. It is frequently said even boulders wear down from the the constant erosion of water but if you're in the middle of raging river it would feel like those millennia needed to break a rock into a pebble would only need seconds!Water is not only a force of life, but a force of death...
>>288173384this it's called 'Around Baki' for a reason
um okay Itagaki that was a moderately interesting chapter.
>Yujiro chapter>Into Yujiro chapter>Into break>Into Yujiro chapter>Into break>Into first part of 2 part Yujiro chapter>Into break>Into a chapter about fucking water
>>288173309>one day of no shittingRookie numbers
It would be inconcievably funny if baki suddenly shifted to food wars and gourmet now that fights are mostly settled
>>2881728685 days with no water doesn't just kill you?
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>Holy fucking mother of shit! BAKI! Get your midget ass up! Yes I know! I know! I snuck into your house while you plowed your girlfriend but listen! A fucking LITER MUG OF WATER just entered Japan! The LITER MUG OF WATER! Fuck Musashi, do you know how strong that SOB is?! Get your fucking pants on and take a piss! I gotta get my cloth and my rape kit! This fucker messed with the wrong Hanmas!
People who are born hydrated don't need to drink!
Very cool, Itagaki.
The elusive mega pint of (iced) water!
Next chapter is going to be another yujiro walking chapter btw.
>>288172822Itagaki-sensei at it again with the unrelenting KINO.
>>288172966Thanks. Interesting chapter.
>>288172822before I read the text I thought there was gonna be a meteor arc
Water is pretty good.
Guys, the jug of water ambushed me....
>>288174246>at the present, your author, would have to shit out Baki content, without haitus>he couldn't even stop and write a tournament arc>if he had to write a chapter, he would just have to impromptu shitpost whatever brainfart is conjured from a drunken stupor>what if the fans lose interest you ask? You couldn't just spend half a year and a couple dozen chapters trying to write a new well fleshed character, his credibility would be torn to pieces >He just gotta write another Yujiro chapter>Writing the 100th Yujiro chapter! Can YOU IMAGINE IT?>The first thing after a Yujiro chapter wasn't getting back to the main plot - it was taking a break... and it was glorious
>>288176064...or is it?
>>288172822I love this manic writer.
>>288173538kekso im guessing there will be a water fountain under the sheet? or maybe a water pump with a hose attached to it
>>288172966thanks for the dump. im thirsty now
pissshitsweatsnortcumspitvomitand bleed
>>288172931This is what if feels like having the worst,cotton mouth hangover of your life and you take a sip of that cold fresh orange juice in the morning
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>>288175042for a split second I thought I was reading Toriko
>>288176236>>288176248A classic
>>288176248>ohma with the name textboxkek
itagaki is not wrong. I would kill for a glass of cold water right now.
>>288176248"Metaphorically, right?" gets me every time
>>288172966HYDRATE NIGGA
>>288172960First panel looks like young Baki and his mom.
If wanna get strong, drink water.Morning, noon and night drink water.Before and after every meal, drink water.Drink till your body can't stand up straight.Drink till you get sick of it.And then, drink some more.www.youtube.com/watch?v=izZqtNNynuo
>>288176975Why are weebs incapable of not putting little girl characters in everything they touch?
>>288172966Too much ice. Very cold water is pleb tier, water is best when it's just fresh
>>288177154Offer a little girl a gourd of water nine days after a full moon at the base of a mountain and she’ll tell you
This one is the most Itagaki thing ever.I love it.
Jean-Claude Van Damme chapter
this can't be healthy
>>288173538who would win, one droplet of water or one concept of sumo?
>>288172902he said the line.
>>288175513It will be a Yujiro drinking chapter, with a barrel of iced water
>draw a chapter about drinking waterITAGAKIIIIIII
Wait, Baki was a super long dad joke?
>>288178354Always has been
>>288172966Excellent chapter and 100% true, there's literally nothing better than a glass of cold water after starving yourself
spinoff story about jack interrupted by spinoff arc about yujiro into sink cliffhanger into spinoff one shot about ice water
>>288178031>all this time what Yujiro had under the blanket was a water coolerI kneel
>>288173143>Americans
Couldn't stop giggling to myself ever since the chapter dropped. Itagaki is a fucking genius
>>288172966>>288172977YUJIRO FLASHBACK CHAPTERS PLEASETHE ONLY REASON I STILL READ THIS SHIT
Anyone gonna dump the new Doppo gaiden?
water is.........................................................strong!!!!!
>>288177263Baki is strong enough to handle very cold water. Also it's extremely hot in Japan right now.
>>288174439It's not one day of no shitting, it's one day holding it in when it's almost ready to pop outThat takes insane strenght and willpower
>>288172822I once went 3 days without food and 1 without water (while hiking 50ish miles through a Gulch) and the hot car water and anchovies were the best tasting thing I ever had. I still sometimes eat straight anchovies because that experience gave me a taste for them
How would sandro write this chapter?Could he "miss" the timing of tasting the water? If I don't "scale" the wall the other "me" would have gotten everything "wrong"? If it is just at the limit or the "razor edge" of the 5 days could rolon have done it? Could he take on that glass water and rise a triumph roar like a mighty champion?
it's actually a metaphor on how chpater breaks build up our "thirst" only to make the next chapter even better
>>288173239I once went on a camping trip up a mountain and our water reserves ran out in the middle of the trip, because the lake we expected to get water from was completely dried up. That was a harsh couple of days. We had some boiled puddle water. The last day, as we finally crossed the mountains and got close to the road, the sound of that damn river made it all worth it. We drank on and off for an hour, just resting there. We could have walked a bit further and reached the road, but that river water tasted so good we didn't give a fuck.
>>288175181>filenamecorrect
This is the realest chapter Itagaki has ever penned.
fuck bros.. I remember one hot summer.. I was dehydrated as fuck, rushed home just to drink some cold water and it tasted amazing, might have even gotten a boner too
>>288183068gaaaaaaaay
>>288182567Modern Sandro probably wouldn't even touch on this topic because to him, his characters aren't human.Baki characters are actually real, you know what their taste in fashion is like, what food they like, their hobbies and interests. For Sandro all those character traits are just things he uses like a checkbox and not really real
>>288183169Old Sandro hardly ever wrote like this in the first place, he wouldn't touch this topic period because it would have nothing to do with the plot
>>288183225First chapter Kazi at least resembled a human with wanting to fuck a gal and all
This chapter is brought to you by waterWater: Drink it
Finally, something to break up the Yujiro glaze streak
>>288183225Me when I'm lying
>>288173143certified soda nigga post.whats your favourite flavor? mine is purple
>>288172868John Madden
>>288172868Yeah well feel free to try that at home but i wouldn't recommend it
What if the sheet is the last panel of the story and the rest of Rahen comprises entirely of itagaki blogging about his life?
>but what if the condom had no water?
>>288183068Yujiro.....
>>288182567He'd show us the connector inventing water and then mukaku inventing ice cubes, ending with a panel of ohma staring down an iceberg asking if it wants to fight.We'd also get a few lines about how garbage yumigahama is, maybe an extra strip showing him jobbing to himuro depending on whether daro's AI credits are used up or not.
Could you imagine if this is the last ever chapter?Baki starts with Baki talking about how good decarbonated Soda is and ends with it saying how great water is. Pottery.
>>288183225Old Sandro had Kazzy wax poetic about how le modern food doesn't feel right because we don't hunt 10 feet tall boars anymore. That was super early on though.
>>288183722Early kengan had a 'lot' of early chapter weirdness, like more than usual with mangaThey really didn't know where they were going with that story
>>288183553I want to see those Paru stories about Itagaki being autistic shadow fiend from his own perspective
>>288183788kek, same here.i wonder how he would describe his "percect beer routine " in his own words
>>288183784>they really didn't know where they were going with that storyThey still don't. ho ho ho ho
>>288172891Ippobros, we won
>>288183637LOL
>>288172966>>288178643Indeed, praise Itagaki
>>288183637Heh, by the time he gets to the water, it will be at its most sweetest.
>>288183489was looking for this
>>288176089That jug knew the Niko style>>288176236>>288176248There's a similar scene in Garouden, with Crybaby Sakura having a monologue about how releasing your bodily fluids (piss, blood, vomit, cum) is the best feeling in the world
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>>288172822>The mystery of what's under the sheet... won't be solved this week.>This week we have a "food" chapterBefore reading the chapter, before even entering this thread, this made me laugh out loud. Fuck you, Itagaki, I love you.
>>288172947>table corners...>are strong!
>>288172895>>288172916>>288172922>>288172966He draws himself like a down syndrome Baki.
>>288184547Heeeeeeeeh
>>288173143I recently ran a half-marathon and in the end there was a stand where they handed out warm ice-tea. Now I genuinely cannot imagine a better drink after being exhausted than warm ice-tea. It was crazy good.
>>288184756I think that is BakiItagaki is pic related
>>288183295I speak the truth, early Kengan was the closes to that kind of writing before Sandro softened up it up and Kengan lost the grimy feelingIt's like when Lihito was a borderline Serial Killer before Sandro decided that Ivan actually survived that slash to his neck and Lihito stopped displaying that sort of murderous intent
>>288184840In retrospect, after having read Kengan, it feels like a big pile of nothing. Barely any of that shit had any point to it.>the story isn't finishedI'm not reading the sequel. Everyone told me it is ass after telling me Kengan Asura was good, and even Kengan Asura was merely okay (it having a good ending doesn't mean it wasn't overall mediocre).
Itagaki did a stint in the defense force like four decades ago and he won't let anyone forget it.
>>288184923Omega is fun in the sense watching a trainwreck is fun, but it's not even bad BAD, just completly mediocre.
>>288185276It is BAD bad though. Mediocre would've been a completely predictable romp where nothing exciting happens. It's still obsessed with subverting expectations and digging up old plotlines to completely mangle. It's pretty much the reason why the people still bother to tune in.
Omega's problem is that it could have been good.It has this weird re-occuring problem where things are set up to be cool or interesting and they invariably go the lamest direction.This applies to plots, sub-plots, characters, fighting styles and the fights themselves.The "initiated" present will recognize this as the forbidden technique known as "subversion".
>>288185345but nothing is so bad that pelople leave, but nothing si really astonishing or good, which is why I think it's mediocre.Bad was the trembling right hand that, thankfully, already ended.,
Yup that's it Dropping soda and sugar again Fuck that shit, I'm WATER MAXXING and WEIGHT LOSSING Who's with me WATER CHADS
>>288185276i think its fun with the shitposting attached, at least that's how i enjoy it. but otherwise than that, yeah, its real bad. but then again its so bad that it loops back to being entertaining, its apmost like The Room of manga
>>288177726>Sukune I know with your mythical grip you made coal into diamond... But even you cannot compress... water!>cut to random scientist>It's often said that water is uncompressible but...
>>288177726Grand Sumo bodies water.Pic related is proof.
>>288186046Magic tooGrand Sumo? The strongest
>>288184756You know, come to think of it. Is Itagaki one of the least offenders when it comes to sameface syndrome?
>>288172902Asking for a cardiac arrest lol
>>288172947fuck, I lost
>>288172947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r3IHDr7M2s
>>288176236>>288176248I have no words for this. It's certainly unique. At least this comic is more tame, than the one where Yujiro has a hemorrhoid problem.
>>288173143>All these replies from newfags not knowing about all the soda drinking in the series
Enter!
>intentionally depriving yourself of water and exercising to the point of dehydration>just to make your water tastyIs he retarded?
>>288187546Are you? >>288172853
>>288172881He's not even wrong. I ran a range at 29 Palms once that started at dawn and went until 2 in the afternoon, I didn't have any water because I had to carry an APOBS on my backWhen we were finally done and I made it back to my pack the rubber-flavored water from my camelback might as well have been ambrosia
>>288185553That's the way, warrior.
>>288189507CHADren-sama? I kneel
>>288172853>>288172858>>288172868>>288187610All this is retarded broscience. Dehydration doesn't make you lose extra fat, it's literally just water loss you'll get back when you start drinking again. In fact, it's probably worse at fat loss because you'll be too weak to do cardio properly.
>>288183637heh...
>>288189507glad to see that the J is protecting us, along with Motobe sensei.
>mfw I drink a cup of water
>>288189895He isn't saying that cutting water led to fat loss. What he's saying is that in the airborne division, one does not have any fat to burn off to lose weight. That means he had one of two options:A) Lose muscle mass by cutting food;B) Lose water weight by cutting water.In his mind, the most logical thing was to cut 2 1/2 GALLONS of water in his body and lose 9.5kg (21lbs) to meet his weight requirement, because he didn't want to lose 21lbs of muscle mass. He's not saying cutting water cut his fat content, he's saying cutting water plummeted his weight, which it would do. What he did wasn't healthy at all, but losing 21lbs means burning 73,500kCal. So, which is more difficult? Losing 73,500kCal, or losing 2 1/2 gallons? Obviously it's the 21lbs of muscle... but thirst is the much more painful experience.Itagaki is correct. Apologize to him RIGHT NOW.
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>>288191263You're right, I misinterpreted that first panel in the second page. I'm sorry, Itagaki.
>>288185456omega is actually ahead of the curve because its a manga of "potential men" from before jujutsu kaisen took over anime discussion
>>288191297If he were here, he would recognize your personal strength for admitting fault, realizing your mistake, and your willingness to grow as a man.
Remember the 4000 years of rehydrationIt was all foreshadowed
>>288172966I'm gonna try this one
>>288191426Once I had gastrointestinal surgeyr and post-op I was 4 days without eating or drinking any liquids, only relying on IV fluidsFood wasn't anywhere on my mind, I just wanted to drink anything like crazy
>>288191494My choice of drink post-op was sugary water by the way
Is no one gonna talk about the Doppo gaiden?
>>288191576>>288191600I saw that.
>>288175138It will. Anon, you do realise you're reading Baki right?
Got a trick for you anons, you don't need to go that far to sample that water deliciousification. Got donate blood. They take only half a litre off you and that's enough to heighten your taste so the tea and pie they give you afterwards taste twice as good as usual
>>288184936Itagaki always has to be the toughest guy in the room.
>>288191600MY FUCKING HERO DOES IT AGAIN!
>>288192497KEK, our SAVIOR
>>288172888WATER IS...STRONG!!!
>>288185456Omega's problem is that the writer can't write for shit and the artist uses AI and stopped giving a shit.
Turns out that instead of 'Be Like Water', Bruce Lee always meant 'Like Water'
>>288193740Kek
>>288193740who's B?
>>288172822Water is strong
>>288184923>In retrospect, after having read Kengan, it feels like a big pile of nothing. Barely any of that shit had any point to it.Yes, but since it was the first martial arts manga for a lot of anons, they'll never admit it.
>>288185456Omega is just Sandro's worst traits that are more easy to recognize now and Daro's inability to care to even spruce up a prompt image anymoreSandro can think up a plot but executing that plot is an entirely different matter because the plot can change and get multiple retcons within 5 chapters depending on how "whimsy" he's feeling
>>288191600>Doppo Gaiden is just Doppo's social life mixed with drinkingI can dig it>Another Chiharu Gaiden next month>It's about him as a childI wish the previous Gaiden was still ongoing but take what you can get I guess
I like itagaki going off because it means the threads will be fun. In fact Itagaki is here RIGHT NOW posting as we speak. Thank you Itagaki-sensei
>>288194877>70 year old Japanese ultra nationalist veteran Granddad secretly knows fluent English and browses shit posting basket weaving forum to see western audience reactionsMeh, could be possible
good chapter, i fucking love water
>>288195178Where did the "Itagaki is an ultranationalist" thing even come from? I mean, yeah, Japanese characters tend to win, but most characters in Baki are Japanese anyway. Itagaki mostly strikes me as a "write what you know" kind of guy, and most things he knows are Japanese.Or is this all about Yujiro humiliating the USA? Isn't that more about the USA being the strongest military force in the world rather than about hating the US? Yujiro killing a large elephant never left me with the impression that Itagaki hates large elephants.
>>288195252he only hates china.
>>288191600>Motobe goes around protecting our heroes from awkward social encounters.I kneel
>>288191263>Cant afford to lose any muscle>Will simply lose 10 killograms of waterweight by not drinking for a period longer than what has actually killed people I'm kinda scared of him
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>>288191263>>288196027Wait, it's no water while continuing to eat? Then it's not nearly as hard as people here are making it sound. I believe the 3 day rule is only for a complete fast, for starters.
>>288172966>slowly turning Baki into a blog because his autistic daughter won't give him children and he needs an audience to ramble toomoshiroi...
>>288196372Anon, I hope you mean "won't give him grandchildren."
>>288196372Doesn't he have like 3 other daughters? Highly unlikely he doesn't have grandkids already.
>>288184923As far as modern fight slop goes, even original Kengan is lower on my list than middling shit like Majo Taisen. I really don't get the appeal
>>288196372>his autistic daughter won't give him children>childrenMETAPHORICALLY, RIGHT??
>>288184785>warm ice-teaNigga wat
>>288196615Another word out of you Anon...
>>288196372Anon.... correct the mistake or else....
>>288196810its funnier if i leave the typo as-is
>>288196810>you fat fuck....I can't believe that Yujiro doesn't like BBW.
ANON SPREAD YOUR FAT FUCK ASSHOLE NOW!!!
>>288184785>warm ice-tea So just lukewarm tea?
>>288191600My protector
>>288196969YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
I get it. Under that sheet is a chinese water torture device
>>288197322It's a really small hydraulic press
>>288196651>>288196969Ice tea isn't the same as cold tea. It is a product made from cooled down, previously brewed tea, sugar, and fruit juice. It's called ice tea because you usually drink it cold, not because it is literally just tea with ice in it.
>>288172966Water is...strong.
>>288197468Next you're going to tell me that ice cream isn't the same as cold cream.
>>288196964Yujiro said this to someone at some point
>>288197587The guy who lost the Jack Sukune bet
>>288197378>ruina montiumhttps://www.gutenberg.org/files/62704/62704-h/62704-h.htm#FNanchor_872_872I don't see much here talking about using water for breaking mountains. They do use water to sluice gold debris from mountains they cracked from normal mining processes. What he should have mentioned to try and sound smart was fracking, which is literally that.
>>288197834https://www.usgs.gov/media/images/hydraulic-mining-techniques-california-1870sThe California Gold Rush had the added consequence of completely changing the state's waterways, obliterated both the riparian environment and floodplains, introduced tons of toxic mercury into the rivers and watersheds, and nearly destroyed swathes of California's farmland. The consequences of the Gold Rush exist today because Cali is still dependent on other states for food and water. Without the Colorado River and staple foods from other states like Idaho (but also China and Mexico), California as it is today could not exist.>"actually California is a net exporter of food--"Northern and Central California export tons of fruit and nuts, sure, but neither of them are staples nor have the carbs needed to keep its 40mil people alive.
>>288195680All off Asia hates China just like all of Aemrica hates US.
Drinking water right now
>>288191425Technically it was a 4000 years secret recipe Capri-Sun.
>>288198422I don't drink water, stricly soda.
>>288198255Retard. All of east Asia civilizations are offshoots from China. Even the ones who didn't take after them, like the Khmers, were influenced to adopt opposite customs. For example those same Khmers adopted matrilocality in opposition to Han patrilocality.The whole world hates the US because they're a bunch of culture-less mutts hellbent on nihilistic destruction.
>>288198707Calm down, Zhang
>>288198707Damn you make the US sound based as fuck.>"I am John Smith of America.">"Resistance is futile.">"You will be assimilated."
>>288198875>Damn you make the US sound based as fuck.Well at least you like your own disgusting existence.>>288198768I'm not asian at all, you disgusting wapanese faggot.
>>288172858Is tying up the tap that way an Ashita no Joe reference?
a dude this analpained definitely had one of his female family members fucked by an american
>>288172966FOOD HONOR
>>288198707Asia hates China precisely because they know China better than the West does.>culture-lessWeird thing to say when the global culture has pretty much been shaped by fucking yanks.
>>288195680>he only hates chinaI don't know, all the Chinese characters he created are incredible and respectable martial artists
>>288182840bravo
>>288183784Disagree. That weirdness wasn't weird it was all part of the theme of primal human nature. The impregnation, the wild boar, the might makes right Kengan matches, and Ouma representing a primal man.This theme soon disappeared.
>>288172881every time i see him draw that scrunched up face in panel 3, i think of the muppets
>>288199181Hanmas aren't Chinese though?Well, except for Jack, he's from Canadian China.
>>288184923asura is just style over substance with a really good final stretch, if you vibe with the stupidity and find the characters charming its solid but its neither particularly great at the martial arts, spectacle or drama elements so its really more like the story mode of a fighting game
>>288201328Comparing Asura to a good Street Fighter plot is fitting. Omega is like a bad King of Fighters plot.
>>288200707Jack is INDIAN
>>288198875>>"I am John Smith of America.">>"Resistance is futile.">>"You will be assimilated."that's because you are imagining a cool masculine father figure saying this and not the reality which is that it's a bunch of obese geezers who literally do all that shit because of megacorporations and israel telling them to
>>288201402If you get assimilated by a bunch of obese geezers, then you deserve it.
>>288201376No, saar. Jack may have have cried, vomited and pissed in the arena once but that doesn't make him Indian.
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>wikipediaLooks like I just won this argument, www
>Baki is now a slice of life MangaCan we at least get a Biscuit chapter
>>288202037>now
>>288202037I'd take a chapter of oliva eating over a chapter of yujiro eating.
>>288202319I don't really see how Itagaki can make that interesting. Yujiro has this weirdness with him that goes uncontested, Oliva will likely just eat something "normal"
>>288202037While Baki has been simply itagaki's essay column in manga form since teh start of Dou, this chapter has nothing to do with it. It's an unrelated one shot featuring a Baki looking youth.
>>288194133He's talking about himself
>>288202386Oliva is a connoisseur, so it'd be more like food porn.
You fail to understand the metaphor, what's under the sheet is the glass of water, and you'll only appreciate it once you're starved enough, once you're dehydrated enough, that's when you'll truly comprehend the water underneath the sheet
>>288202568Fuck off Itagaki, release the sheet chapter NOW
>>288202386did you forget about the 10k calories a day thing
>>288202607They eat more or less the same things, don't they? Expensive steak, good whiskey, etc. Oliva just eats more.
>>288202568>yujiro will drink the ice cold water without making a face
>>288186462There are not that much characters and he is not limiting himself to drawing only cute girls.
>>288202741Yujiro will drink the ice cubes and leave the water
A chapter where Oliva tries Yujiro's diet of random raw forest animals and quits after a day because prison food is better
I stopped balding by upping my water intake to 5Ls of water a day + soft drinks inbetween.Water? Strong.To be fair i dont think it was male pattern baldness and probably some weird immunodeficiency brought on by a lack of water.
>>288203049That's it, chugging down wii-winning amounts of water as we speak.
>>288203049I knew I will find the cure if I roam the boards long enough!
>>288202037baki hasnt had a plot in over 20 years
I gave myself water poisoning one particularly hot summer onceIt doesn't even need to suffocate you to kill youWater is strong
>>288200707I'm not talking about the Hanmas, the pic was just to illustrate that Itagaki loves to shit on the US flag whenever he has the chance lol
>>288202819fun fact, boars can carry tuberculosis, commonly so.
>>288202386>High class restaurant>Entire buffet table spread out, all reserved>"How large a party would it take to eat all this food?">Enter Oliva who starts eating>Narrator gives stats like the standard calorific intake of a bodybuilder>"...but this man goes further than that!">Page dedicated to Oliva sticking a fork into a massive steak, lifting the whole thing to his mouth while it drips with juices, and slowly pushing the entire steak into his mouth by compressing it with incredible strength, and chewing before gently wiping his mouth with a napkin>Shocked bystander panels>"How much energy will be generated after digesting this much food? Would it even be enough to match the output of a nuclear bomb...?">Time fade>Entire buffet table is cleared, Oliva is sitting in a chair using a toothpick looking satisfied>Nearby waiter, sweating slightly, hands him the receipt with a small chocolate mint, Oliva eats it while smiling and hands his credit card to the waiter>Suddenly Oliva gives a small burp and blushes, looking cutely embarrassed>Baki Rahen will be on break next week
>>288202800was the shading in the fundoshi that delineates his taint necessary
>>288202036>wwwyou forgot to type the rest of the website idiot
>>288203513>>"How much energy will be generated after digesting this much food? Would it even be enough to match the output of a nuclear bomb...?"Yeah, okay, I'm sold.
>>288203513dont forget the puffed cheeks when chewing the steak
For me it's whenever anyone sucks their cheeks in after drinking whisky.Is that a thing people actually do? Did it once at dad's birthday and he just called me a weirdo for it.
>>288203520>Being uninitiated>in 2026
>>288203661Why would you even do that?
>>288203661people tend not to chug straight whiskey but sip it, which prevents that overwhelming burn that causes people to tense up their mouth like they just chomped a lemon.
>>288203701Well surely there's a reason for it if Itagaki is gonna include it at every chance he gets. I still don't get it though.
>>288203513The first half of this is just recreating the scene where Jack eats a steak in one bite because he wants to fight Ali Jr.
>>288203802Anon didn't include the whole "ate the bones" bit so it's nothing that spectacular.
>>288178643unless your teeth are very sensitive to it
>>288203064>>288203151Dutasteride, minoxidil and dermarolling.
>Doctor:The next person, please>Hey! Doctor!>Doctor: Y-Yes?>Yujiro: What is this?
>>288205128>Doctor:T-that?>Narrator:After he said this:>Future Doctor: In all my years I have examined many patients but that was extraordinary>A hemorrhoid swollen to the point of bursting that looked like a demon>It broke my scalpel and was so sturdy that even after I used the laser it didn't get a scratch
>>288205154>Future Doctor: At I loss for what to do I fell into despair>Present Doctor: No way...>Yujiro: Fool!>Future Doctor: In the next instant...>Present Doctor: W-What are you!?>Future Doctor: He pulled his hemorrhoid with his bare hands!!
>>288205187>Present Doctor: My goodness! We need to stop the bleedin-!!>Huh!>Future Doctor: I was astonished>In the moment he pulled his hemorrhoid...>by focusing all his muscle strength in the anus he created heat>And that heat sealed the wound stopping the bleeding>After that he left the hospital saying one final last comment before doing so>Yujiro: Will the proctology department beg for my help?
>>288205187Had an external hemorrhoid once. The idea of just ripping one off fills my imagination with a pain so indescribable, it churns my stomach.Seriously, hemorrhoids suck. Don't sit around all day
>>288203513would he eat dessert?
>>288205206>Cauterises his own ass woundPowerful.
>>288172977
>>288203513>Oliva eats it while smiling and hands his credit card to the waiterJust change this part to Oliva getting up from his seat, pointing to some higher up american official that's been standing by his side all along watching him eat and have Oliva say "That chump will pay" and it's perfect.Gotta humiliate america at every opportunity.
>>288203661If you looked like Jack or Yujiro your dad wouldn't be calling you a weirdo
>>288205187>>288205206why didn't he just punch it back inside
>>288207198He wanted to flex his powers to the random doctor.
>>288172966Thank you for posting.
The watered is strong.
