Ram is annoyed at you.
so if Reid has the will to give you the stairs without outright defeating him on a sword duel whats stoping subaru or the group from just challenge him to a poker game?
>>288445816
Let's keep this bullshit going, there were some good stories last thread! https://www.idrlabs.com/re-zero/test.php
>>288446191
>>288446237You might need to take meds anon
>>288446237You’re definitely schizophrenic.
How does Oni milk taste? Is it better than human milk?
>>288446279>>288446372You're not wrong.
The Oni fear the STACY-pella>>288446570>Roy ate the chapter again.What the hell is Reinhard doing?
>>288446688>Roy ate the chapter again.
>>288446390It's probably more filling than human milk, but not as sweet
Does Subaru have the WF of Envy or just an Authority connected to Satella?
>>288447363Reinhard would unironically be happier on Earth, maybe even in a 3rd world shithole
1# and 2# ganged up on the upstart
>>288447452
>>288447452I'm sure he'd love Somalia
>>288447185>This phenomenon had a precedent; for instance, having once possessed Authorities, the Witches of Sin still retained the same powers even after being reduced to souls post-mortem.>On this matter, the Witch had likened Witch Factors to keys with the capacity to open the door that granted one the right to interfere with the world; she had conjectured that once the door was open, it would perhaps remain open even if the key was lost.>Albeit, in that case, even if it could explain the Witches of Sin, it would be unable to explain ■■■■■■■■■ or even the Witch herself, so in conformance with this, she had proposed the theory of inheritance.>That possibly, a profound connection to a being who was compatible with a Witch Factor would innately open the door to the right to interfere with the world, to an Authority.Subaru probably has Flugel's Envy Authority, especially since it's stated that Satella took the Envy witch factor willingly and likely still has it. Though Satella probably helps Subaru use his envy authority due to their soul pact, or whatever keeps them connected and prohibits him from speaking about RbD.That being said, this implies that the jewels in Satella's shrine/seal react to Authorities and not Witch factors, unless Satella is always inside Subaru or his shadow.
>>288445816*Rapes her*
/our/ herohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rAgPQ8BerE
Fredericas big honkers
what if you built a traditional loving FAMILY with a WITCH?
>>288447964That was kino mental breakdown, it's just that the dub is fucking gay. I wish i could mentally break down publicly like that at some busy plaza where people could clearly see that my hopes and dreams are crushed
>>288445816Just like every single girl I've ever known
>>288448200>EchidnaWrong Witch.
>>288448327Wrong
What if you KISSED an AMNESIAC for an HOUR?
>>288447461Unrealistic Emilia would willingly go into the cuck chair as it's her place by choice
>>288448482>AMNESIACBro...she confirmed that she got her memories back...
>>288447882Is Subaru:A clone of Flugel?Mindwiped Flugel sent to the future?Flugel mindwiped, reverse isekaied, then isekaied again?Something to do with Hoshin?Just another guy from Japan?Is Al:Subaru's son?Flugels son?Subaru's clone?Flugel's clone?Subaru's clone brother?Just another guy from Japan?
>>288448639They say that no man has escaped Frederica's grasp with an intact foreskin
>>288446170Animeonly?
>>288448685For real?
She is moving up in the world.
could a crush route exist or is she still stuck on her onitis
>>288448693Yet not one said he regretted it
>>288445816Why are these WCT ESL niggers trying to be flowery? Slain to abandon? "with abandon" would be correct if they wanted to flex their localizer prose. She's expressing regret about cutting it down with her own hands.だが、それは私がこの手で斬り捨ててしまった
>Crush camp is already the weakest>Ferris was dismissedBro just kill crush at this point
>>288448744>Subaru: [Tell me, just one thing. ――Did your Memories… return? Crusch-san.]>Crusch: [――. But of course. Do you sense the vestiges of that contemptible, enervated Crusch Karsten devoid of Memories in my present self? That inquiry alone is tantamount to an affront.]>Subaru: [――――]>As Crusch irrefutably asserted the restoration of her Memories, Subaru’s cheeks stiffened.>The burgeoning impact was something complicated, a blend of delight and indignation. The return of Crusch’s Memories, that alone was truly joyous to the bottom of his heart. However, to show such disparaging odium for the Crusch during the period she was bereft of her Memories was――.>Crusch: [A wind of displeasure. Do not tell me, you mean to endorse my self who was devoid of Memories?]>>288448757This arc seems like prime Crusch route material, though perhaps the same could've been said about arc 7&8 and Priscilla. Unless I'm wrong, it feels like the girls who get to become heroines in IF routes don't even have a designated male love interest>Greed and Castle-dona.>Pride and Elsa.>Sloth and Rem.>Melancholy and Petra.>Gluttony and Shaula.I guess the exception would be Wrath IF though Ram doesn't even love Subaru there, and Roswaal gets killed early on anyway. So in the hypothetical Crusch IF Felix either dies or sits on the cuck chair.
>>288449319Willhelm solos
if you were to be isekai'd anons, where would you wanna go? The only power you get with you no matter where is RBD>Re:Zero>Konosuba>Zenless Zone Zero>Overlord>DBZ verse>Berserk
>>288449450Haven't read overlord, so ZZZ is the only one that doesn't involve me randomly running into some insurmountable enemy or getting spawned camped by the devil
>>288448757No
>>288449505I should've mentioned but you do carry over the miasma (So if you die it increases like normal and still sticks with you dying or not) BUT you can talk about RBD, just whatever happens after telling someone about it whether they believe it or not is on you.I believe the monsters in ZZZ do sort of follow the miasma similar to the scent in Re:Zero.
>>288449450For what reason?Re:Zero by itself isn't that bad, it's just that Tappei made the powers and anything surrounding Subaru retarded, unless you've won the genetic lottery you will always be a shmuck even with infinite time on your side. Look at Ros, dude was gene minmaxxing for centuries and even then he's not even in the top 10.Konosuba is more of a meme so most things can be taken care of with bullshit on your side. No idea about ZZZ since I don't play slop.Overlord is just a shit series to begin with , just like in ReZero unless you're born or created the best there's no real way to come anywhere near the top.DBZ nothing makes sense,but depending on how Ki works in terms of death/timetravel you could actually become the strongest .Berserk is pretty low tier as far as power goes, has large scale ramifications sure, but actual fights aren't high tier so RBD would be pretty useful here.
>>288449450RBD without Satella isn't very good, so if you are tied to RBD there is only one choice. Naturally this also means solo yin affinity and most likely dogshit gate.
ACK!
>>288449684Felt was one mood swing away from having the definition of overkill as her camp.
>>288446390>Actually drinking human milkLucky
>>288449450Pokemon sex obviously.Its canon
>Subaru's harem:>Emilia>Rem>Beatrice>Petra>Shaula>Roswaal's harem:>Ram>FredericaIs that correct?What other harems are there?
>>288449770She could've easily ordered Reinhard at anytime>I want Subaru in my campBefore he became a knight and she would just win instantly atp
>>288449800>>FredericaShes in love with Clind
>>288449800>>Subaru's harem:Tanza
>>288449800bro where my girls meili and tanza wtf
>>288449826Reinhard would become a gleaming sunshine though, would probably literally start shining after a few weeks. Would be rather annoying.
What does this mean, am I retarded?
>>288449800Subaru's is missing Satella, WoE, Echidna, Meili, Tanza, Julius & Roswaal.Roswaal only has Ram, Freddy is a flip between Clind & Otto.
>>288449919afraid so anon
>>288449547Unless I get a really bad checkpoint in some hollow that's hard to escape I'll be fine
>>288449972i wish you luck anon, hopefully you can read mandarin kek
>wears sexier and sexier clothing each arc>acts more and more like a girlfriend all the time >still insists she doesn't love Subaru romantically and won't date himIs Emilia just a sadist who enjoys toying with Subaru?
>>288449944>WoE?Witch of Envy? But you already mentioned Satella.You mentioned Julius and Roswaal in Subaru's harem. Wouldn't Otto also count there?
>>288449989>wears sexier and sexier clothing each arc>acts more and more like a girlfriend all the time >still insists she doesn't love Subaru romantically and won't date himnone of these ever happened btw
>>288449989No just stupid.
>>288449989No she is just Emilia, IQ slightly above room temperature and she just froze the room.
>>288449989No she's just genuinely retarded
>>288449450>DBZ verseAccidentally softlocking the universe when Majin Buu kills every human in the planet:
>>288450009All of them happened
>>288449989Who made her wear that?
>>288450003Otto wishes but is too prude to be. WoE & Sa-tan are different entities.
>>288449989>acts more and more like a girlfriend all the timeName one time this happens in the main storyThe last time Emilia talked about her relationship with Subaru was in Arc 8, and she said that Subaru belongs to her, but she doesn't belong to Subaru
>>288447882>Subaru probably has Flugel's Envy AuthorityAuthorities can't be shared, transferred or inherited. At best, Subaru manifests a similar power to one of the prior users. IP and Unseen Hand are similar but not the same power.
>>288450035She doesn't wear sexy clothes, they actually get worse ever arcshe doesn't act like his girlfriend, just her usual retarded self and she doesn't love subaru romantically
>>288450056Getting jealous all the time in Season 4And honestly doesn't that quote make it sound like she's a sadist who gets off on unbalanced power dynamics
>>288449800Frederica doesn't really have a romantic interest.
>>288450065>and she doesn't love subaru romanticallyDo you think she will ever? Does he love her romantically?
>>288450003>Witch of Envy? But you already mentioned Satella.Animeonly-kun...
Why did Tappei say WFs cannot be divided, except Gluttony, yet Pete was able to split his factor among his spare bodies?
>>288450136Roy ate it.
>>288450025Isn't she like 14 or something mentally?
>>2884501568-9~ her race ages slower
>>288447185There is also the possibility that Return By Death is the Pride Authority.
>>288450156Petra is 13 and about 5 times smarter than Emilia, and she also loves Subaru more.
>>288449989>>acts more and more like a girlfriend all the timeShe doesn't. Beako does.
>>288448692>Aldebaran.Given the dialogue Al had with Sphinx and Castle-dona we can assume that he is either a "failure" or a defective copy of Flugel, just like how Sphinx couldn't become the "Witch of Greed" Aldebaran also couldn't become Flugel, I think his name being "Natsuki Rigel" feels like a definitive proof that his parents knew that he couldn't be Flugel (Natsuki Subaru) and could only be himself.>Subaru.Could be anything between an authentic clone or a mind-wiped Flugel, I guess.But do we know for sure whether or not Flugel had all witch factors at some point? I guess the best thing we have is him being called a "sage".And with the relevations on witch factors and authorities in arc 9, if we were to assume that Flugel did possess all WFs at some point then Subaru should theoretically have access to all Authorities, yet he doesn't. Unless it's not just memory shenanigans.
>>288450190That would be an insane twist
>>288450194coughing baby vs big bang tier comparison
>>288450215I think Al is someone Echidna made based on the Subaru she read about in her authority book.I think that makes the most sense.
>>288449826subaru would never betray emilia though
Ana!
>>288450156So is Felt, Petra and Meili.Yet all of them are more mentally mature, she is either reallt stupid or Puck is that shit of a father.
>>288448692Soul link with Satella, her going mildly ballistic when it is about him and Subaru folding at her voice notes him as Flugel. Al calling Subaru a shitty dad is kinda, well. Echidna yoinked him from one of the possible futures, maybe he is a clone, maybe the real deal, regardless he is Subaru's son and has inherited a bit of his dad's authority.
>Al had every single advantage>Still lost
>>288450296Bro he woke up two Satellas instead of one and he did it on his very first turn, didn't notice and thought it was fine. On the scale of monstrous fuckups, it doesn't get worse than this.
>>288450283petra literallly had an incel moment in arc 9
>>288450064Doesn't Castle-dona have the tome of wisdom as her authority?She was able to make her trials due to it it letting her peek into the past, present and future.And she did that with her theory of inheritance, and how it lets her inherit OG Echidna's authority.
>>288450362He still wouldn't marry her though.
>>288450296He couldn't handle GOATra
>>288450362>is forced to loop hundreds, thousands if not ten thousands of time the same minute.>Breaks down and lashes out.Well, what the hell did (You) want her to do? Even Tulpa-baru couldn't blame her at that point.Truly, Aldebaran is an unforgivable existence.
>>288450276sex with jews
>>288450276
>>288450296>an authority shittier than Subaru's>weaker than Reinhard>outnumbered in 90% of his fights>heinkel betrayed him>roy killed himself for no fucking reason>petra randomly got the subaru's memories + authority of tristitia combo and became a top 10 in the verse in two daysMy GOAT only lost because he was reluctant to harm the world Priscilla loved.
>>288450395>Petra: [Hehe, I’m pretty amazing, aren’t I? Think you’re going to fall for me now?]>Tulpa-Baru: [――. Yeah. Seems like I might.]>Slightly inclining her head, she greeted him with the cutest face she could put on.Petra won.Al lost.
>>288450516>an authority shittier than Subaru'sLmfao what?He literally mindbroke an entire army instantly while not doing anything>>petra randomly got the subaru's memoriesThat's on him. He knew the book was there. He couldn't restrained petra or just taken it
how did I miss two threads while sleeping
>>288450516>>petra randomly got the subaru's memories>>>>randomlyBro the entire point was for the book to be read to trigger the witch
>>288445816We love Roswaal's onahole /here/
>>288450516Arguably Al's authority is more convenient than Subaru's despite being overall weaker.He is weaker than most knights, everyone is weaker than Reinhard.Enemy of the world means enemy of the world.>backstabber betrayedno shit?>no fucking reason>a genuine witch is offering her namemy guy Roy would agree to being raped to death with a chainsaw for this, in fact he would twist his ass so it would slid in deeper and squeal nicely all the way to the death.>PetraGiving Petra even more reasons to love Subaru immediately skipped a decade of experience and shoved her into her final form. Can't take the heat don't play with fire.Al Lost because he had halfassed resolve, if he immediately fed his name to Roy the moment he got him, he would have won and nobody would need to die.
>>288449450Konosuba, hands down. adventurer cards mean you're not going to be completely useless and the world itself isn't that bad. add in RBD and it's just a JRPG.
>>288450516Al is pushing 40 and he spends his days fighting and losing to prepubescent little girls
>>288450584Now that I think about it they do this thing a lot.
>>288450731About 400 actually. Al's loops are millions.
>>288450691>>288450635Yeah, you missed the fact that Petra also got an Authority, which was 100% random considering that no one knew Clind was there or that he had a transferable Authority in the first place, and also that Meili and Flam were candidates to read Subaru's Book of the Death as well.Without an Authority, Petra wouldn't have been able to help in the battle against Al besides telling everyone the trigger for Al's Domain, and the Aldebusters would have been mindbroken when Aldebaran used aggressor on them.Without Subaru's memories, Petra would have lost herself like she did in Sasageru IFWithout either of them, Petra would have been a noncombatant.
>AHHHHHHHHHHH PETRA SAMA PLEASE STOP AHHHHH I'M SORRY I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT PLEASE
>>288450815Yeah and if Reinhard really wanted to he could have simply killed Al before stopping the witch.But that didn't happen.
wtf is up with people constantly mentioning ZZZis that game even any good as a gameit's a mobile game innit
>>288449353tappei really loves stiffening the cheeks of his characters.
>>288450382>Doesn't Castle-dona have the tome of wisdom as her authority?No, her Authority allowed her to peer into all possible future timelines, and she created the tome as a widget to regulate access to it.She is interested in RbD because those future timelines change as a result of RbD.
>>288449353>This arc seems like prime Crusch route materialyeah, because he wants to kill her since she got too popular.
so....what the fuck is the difference between witch factor and authority?
>>288437766>Archbishops aren't supposed to be pitied nor liked, same with the witches.Author did a terrible job at that. There's not a single archbishop or witch that I hate. Most of them I like, or kinda like. Only one I pity is Regulus. Absolutely feel bad for the dude.(I'm anime-only and Idk if the novel has anything in it that would change my mind)
>>288450881I played it for a few hours. I only care about Zhu Yuan and her butt.I'm not interested in downloading it again.
>>288450879>he could have simply killed AlThis literally can't happen tho?Al can't die, aggresor is what happens when Al gives up
>>288450746>this thing?
>>288450899Ever been in deep shit? It happens really fast and one of the first things you feel.
>>288450944yeah but I still can't picture what it means. You mean like when you're tense and the muscles in your temples raise?
>>288450937That's not stopping Reinhard.If the sword gets bored in loop 23 trillion the authority is worthless.
>>288450881>Constantly mentioning ZZZYou mean in this thread? This is the only time i've seen it here, and seemed like just an anons random ass question.>>288450516Petra got the memories of RBD from the book Al left as bait anon
>>288450938Subaru just randomly embracing Petra and Petra instead of squealing around getting rather serious and asking if everything is alright while trying to touch/pat to calm him down. Petra's perception of Subaru's emotions is very sharp, maybe even on Rem's level.
>>288449989Yeah when did they intertwine their tongues like fucking 2 seasons ago? Talking about babies and what not
>>288450965No, you feel it in your cheeks, like there is something inside them, that sorta feeling. They tense up.
>>288450937Reinhard can't be mindbroken if he's too stupid to get mindbroken
>>288450259He has parents and was named by them. Hes no actually made by Echidna, her line is about how she forged him into what he was. Not that she literally created him
>>288450584Petra will force down a ring on Subaru's finger if Rem and Emilia don't get their shit together soon
Why didn't echidna attempt to make a contract with al anyway
>>288451031She wasn't taught sex ed (because Puck is a BUM)She was under the impression a consensual kiss between man and woman was enough for conception, and started to try and convince Subaru that even though the journey forward will be hard considering she needs to square up as a Royal candidate, she will take care of the kid etcI assume that excuse still applies in a weird way. She taught the deed was done but wouldn't abandon a child as Mother Fortuna didn't abandon herBut now that she knows she isn't bearing a child.... she isn't going to pursue itShe doesn't have time for romance when she's a complete dunderhead and needs to learn so much I assume it was one of the reasons she barely did anything during act 2 (Manor arc vs Rem/dog witch beasts) and act 3(white whale + sloth) as well- she was just holed up in the manner trying to cram as much information she could
>>288451025No way, man. You're telling me she's been working at it since arc 4?She really didn't waste a moment, huh?If Flugel had Pandora then Subaru has Petra.
>>288451012One is an instance, twice is a coincidence, thrice is a patternGuess there's just a small overlap between ZZZ and rezero on 4ch
Friendly reminder that the only reason Petra didn't became EVIL after receiving the Authority of Melancholy is because Oniricbaru was there, she is literally a fraud
>>288451185Unbelievably cute when you put it this way
>>288451199She has absolutely been working at Subaru since Subaru bowed to the village and begged them to evacuate, I'm certain
>>288451169>Rem and Emilia can't figure it the fuck out>Petra grabs ahold of Subaru before they ever canGIRLPOWER>>288451213>ThriceIt's been mentioned three times? Didn't even know that>small overlap between ZZZ and rezeroGotta check this shit out if so
>>288451199She has been working on it from the moment she has decided on how to use her life. From arc to arc Petra is evolving at blinding speed, in arc 9 we saw the glimpse of her true potential, but this doesn't mean she stopped evolving. Her being wants to catch up to Subaru and she will do it.
>>288451223Is there anything Petra can't do as long as Subaru tells her a few nice things?If he told her that he'll marry her she would've solved every problem in the story in an arc and a half
>>288451248>I'm certainLooking back on arc 3 you're actually right, she even spends the rest of the sequence in pic-related hugging him tightly...in front of Emilia...wait a minute that's just like...
Whos is Flugel anway?
>>288451329Yeah but lying to Petra is a big no no. If you say that you will, you have to do it. Satella might be scary but she is no Petra.
>>288450934>Absolutely feel bad for the dude.WhyHe and Typhon are the 2 biggest headcases in the story
>>288451229It's cute until you remember that one loop where the First Trial of the Past of the Sanctuary completely broke Emilia's psycheShe was cheerfully welcoming a completely torn apart and bleeding Subaru and giving him a lap pillow, and kissed him in his final moments as he bled outShe kissed him because she hoped she'd atleast be forcefully getting his kid as he expired
>>288451376Some random bum Satella summoned from another world, the guy supposedly didn't even wash a cup or tell his mom he will be back.Hope he gets pushed off stairs, or hit his head on toilet bowl and forget everything.
Speaking of arc 9Was Al supposed to take care of subaru but due to spending a decade on gladiator island/being picked up by priscilla he gave up on it? Is this what happened?
>>288451376Whatever it is, it sounds contagious.
>>288451376I wouldn't worry about it
>>288451482He jobbed in his first battle, lost his mojo ended up a turbo bum than saw the best pair of tits in existence and rose up the challenge. Sometimes I do wonder if he was raping her ever so often.
>>288451375>wait a minute that's just like...I actually have no idea what you're implying as I'm an anime-only. I just always thought of Petra as cute and funny, and that Subaru really would be a bit of a heart throb considering how much he has done for the people under Roswaal's domainBut hearing that she skyrockets to main character status for arc 9 has me really tempted to crack open the web novels and read atleast from arc 4
>>288451416If Tappei makes Yandere Emilia canon, even just a little bit I'll fucking become his slave. She's already showing a bit of jealously here and there. Make her a perma soft yandere.
>>288451482did you..... not read it? al spells it outhe wasn't gonna do shit because he'd rather be with his waifu
>>288451376Just some guy who likes to make towers and chill with witches.
>>288451416that's hot
>>288451175Maybe she just instinctively knew that he won't amount to squat
>>288451527Priscilla was a maiden
>>288451175He wasn't interested in a defective rbd
>>288451611"Maidenhood" in this world just means the woman has never conceived yet
>>288451535I was just trying to imply that Petra asserted her dominance against Emilia in front of her by hugging Subaru tightly, and the latter couldn't do anything.
So I'm irrelevant 90% of the time :(
>>288451375>>I won't lose to you, Big Sis!omfg
>>288450931The witch factor gives you the authority. Witch factor goes inside you, gives you an authority, and even if you die and lose the factor you still keep the authority
>Subaru: “From now on, I’ll be more proactive in moving towards achieving my goals with avarice.”>For now, Subaru’s goal was to escape the island.>Escape the Gladiator Island, and return to Chaosflame together with Tanza. Of course, the ultimate goal was to leave the Empire and return to everyone in the Kingdom, however—>Subaru: “You’ll fall if you’re preoccupied with big goals, after all. Even for summer homework, you’ve got to finish them one at a time. You can’t write a whole diary all at once.”>Despite what he seemed, Subaru was the type of person who did his homework diligently during summer and winter vacations.>Sometimes there were classmates who would come to school after the vacations without having done their homework, but he never fully understood the nerve they had, nor what they were thinking in pulling that off.>Though somehow, feeling like he had lost in terms of the idea and courage was a bit frustrating.Subaru: “But I did the homework, so I’m the superior one…”Shotabaru is a menace. He's great.
>>288451535Petra has a constant presence after she joins the camp, despite being somewhat of a brat she posses wisdom and intelligence well beyond her age, is a hard counter to Roswaal & Otto as her one line daggers seek hearts and carry strong venom so they rarely pick a fight, docile junior to Frederica and an ally to Subaru but is also someone who is not going to let him slip, as in Petra once delivered a punch to his face instead of Otto after he did something far too outrageous even by his standards. It would be correct to call her Subaru's maid.
>>288451666Shes a virgin
>>288451611With Al authority she is a maiden every time.
>>288451737>even if you die and lose the factor you still keep the authorityDamn, so that shadow garden place actually houses Betelgeuse and Regulus' souls? It's not just a figment of Subaru's imagination
>WCT does not have arc 2 and 3 fully translatedUh so is there some other source/site for this or
>>288451859Read the LN WN Subaru is a mega autist in arcs 1-2. Like unhinged
It's really poetic that Al was the cause of his own downfall
what am I supposed to answer here if I just don't hide the fact that I'm useless
>>288451938actually really sadbro did nothing wrong and still lost everything
>>288451962He went against MY GOAT
>>288451818WFs shape themselves to resemble the user when they're inside. Subaru's WFs of Greed/Sloth resembled Pete and Regulus because he hadn't integrated them yet. As of Arc 10 we haven't seen the WFs talk to Subaru since Arc 6 but I like to think if we see Greed again, it looks like Arc 6 Subaru.Gluttony is going to look exactly like Spica even in Subaru.
>>288451962>nothing wrong He didn't kill Petra in the tower, he was fated to lose from that point
>think about doing something to Subaru for half a second. >subaru immediately does the same to youI wonder how Al felt.
>>288452034Was probably cursing his own name for the millionth time
>>288452034BETRAYED and TRAPPED
>Aldebaran: [I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU SHITTY O――]O? Old man? Older brother? Orange fool?
>>288446191... Maybe m dislike for Rem stems from the fact that I see bits of myself in her
>>288451962He wavered and didn't commit when trying to take on the world, he had several ways out he refused to take to the very last moment and he paid for it. Also his stars were bad. Making a witch candidate with the best possible mental & awareness of RBD, then triggering aggressor against her and making a Witch was the final blow, no matter what he did from that point Witch of Tristitia shreds him to dust with a bright smile on her face.
>>288446191dios mio /a/ has fallen
>>288451859The WN in the first three arcs in general is fucking weird, fever dream-tier with how different the characters can be not from just the LN/anime but also later WN chapters/arcs.>Roswaal released the twins and walked up to Subaru with his hands behind his back. He once again looked down at him from up close, but this time he didn’t back down and just stared at him.>Their gazes clashed and sparks began to fly—it was uncomfortable to be peered at purely as if to explore his intentions. However, looking away was also irritating because it was akin to admitting defeat. >In response to the gaze that seemed to be looking through him, Subaru, too, was prepared to fight back resolutely.>They stared intently at each other, and the distance between them gradually shrunk. Don’t lose, don’t you dare lose. >With that kind of feeling, he put his eye strength into it, *glare*, *glare*—>*Mwah*>“Hoagyahhhhhh!” Subaru couldn’t help but release a reflexive uppercut at the tall man who had accidentally kissed his
>>288452159Otaku?
If Al wasn't retarded, he would've recruited an army instead of just 2 fucking losers and an archbishop
>>288452034He probably knew he was going to lose, he wasn't that surprised when Subaru sealed him
>>288452007He couldn't because she was the one who read the book, Petra dies, WoE goes to sleep Reinhard teleports on his head Al is gaped and raped. Petra getting the book was the best example of >Your stars were bad.
>>288452237Just show Subaru's Book of the Death to Reinhard and that would be it
>>288452159Oyaji no? Would be very fitting for his manner of speech.
>>288452159Onani master.
>>288452237If felix hadn't been there, Al could have beaten reinhard one and one and still won
>>288452256Yeah but the plan was to let WoE out with the book, take a fast dip to the hole, shit out the anal bead, fly back, feed whoever read the book to Roy. WoE goes back. Problem solved. If Reinhard reads the book, WoE will never calm down, there is no way to do shit to Reinhard.
Why did Reinhard not stop Rem from killing Subaru?How did he know that the objective was unsealing Subaru?How the hell did he know the exact location of the orb?
>>288452202I actually really liked how infuriatingly pathetic Subaru was during his first ever loop, in the WNThing is though, I think most of us would do the same as him if not worse: cling to the first kind-hearted soul in this completely strange worldAnyways, I think I'll just skip to arc 4 for the web novel
>>288452312>Al could have beaten reinhard oneSanest Aldebaranfag:
>>288452202It's not really OOC, Beatrice after arc 5 admonished Roswaal since he apparently had entertained the idea of trying to seduce Subaru to control him.
>>288450714Perhaps but Roswaal doesn't
does this mean im a foid
>>288452320Reinhard got stunned for a second when Rem showed up, maybe? I don't remember if Rem and Reinhard interacted before losing her memories
>>288452328Would've taken hundreds of thousandsMillions Billions of triesBut my GOAT could've done it
>>288452320He had the DP of meta understanding
Al just wanted his waifu manIt's all subaru's fault, nigga saves every retarded peasant with cor leonis but can't save the biggest tits in the world
>>288452363They did
>>288452378Yae was RIGHT THERESHE LITERALLY WAS BEGGING AL TO BANG
>>288452397Al dont care about cheap sluts man
>>288452312Well Reinhard wasn't really the enemy Al was facing at the moment, was he? It was the Witch of Tristitia. Shouldn't have pissed her off, should he? both Felix & Reinhard were her gifts for him to enjoy, it is not her fault that instead of playing ball with the shiny toys she gave him Al started to rapidly piss and shit himself.
>>288452413>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implyingPriscilla is the one with 5 divorces nigga
>>288452432You'd think the kingdom would care that she was marrying nobles, and killing them for their wealth
>>288452432She needed a REAL man
>>288452413Yae is the furthest thing away from a cheap slut.
>>288452422Little bitch, if Al had actually tried, the witch of tristitia wouldn't have been able to do shit
>>288452363>I don't remember if Rem and Reinhard interacted before losing her memoriesThey did, though very briefly in Ram&Rem's prequel, Rem was Frederica in the capital hunting for the remaining cultists who burned the village.>The entity was that disparate. Only one person in Rem’s life has ever made her feel this sort of emotion.>Rem: “—Nee-sama”>This was the feeling Rem had for her sister, the one that was admired as the reincarnation of an Oni god.>Rem was simply astonished to find out that there was a being in this world that could rival Ram, someone who had a power like no other, even among all the existences out there.>The boy shakes his head in a troubled manner in response to Rem’s words, who was dumbfounded.>???: “Sorry. Unfortunately, I’m not your sister. I do know that my face lacks manliness and toughness, but this is the first time I’ve been mistaken for a girl.”
>>288452475>if only he tried harderhe didn't though, he had fallen on his knees, puked, shat himself and started crying for a sin archbishop of all things to save his gaped ass.
>>288452503lmao what a vapid bitchboy>uhhhhhhh i know the world loves me, but my face isn't manly and i'm no girl duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think one of the reasons im enojying the wn is because I dont have to deal with all the weird expressions that subaru does in the anime
>>288452541He did in Sasegeru and the world was all the better for it
>>288452397Al is a closeted homsexual, his entire chimpout was just an elaborate excuse to not have sex with other women
>>288452320When he entered the scene he did an area scan, he knew where everyone was. It is safe to assume he perceived the orb location and contents while doing so, he also got to talk to Felt for a second.
>>288452432How old is she if she already married five men?
>>288447461If Petra still had her Authority, could she use it to compress the pleasure during sex and immediately have like a billion orgasms?
>>288452585>world becomes vollachia>better
"Tits too small" - Aldebaran
>>288452602She's like 19. And it was 7. She's younger than Liliana.
Rewatching season 2, it's insane how fooled I was by Echidna's shy girl actDid you guys fall for it back then?
>>288452577You're crazy, the weird cringe expressions of pain and/or discomfort is the best part of the anime. Really humanizes him
>>288452585The whole world became the unified VOLLACHIA empire, how is that "better"?
>>288452631>>288452689Reinhard dies for one
>>288452577Instead you'll hear all of his thoughts, what he sees&smells and the description of the expressions he makes.
>>288452671>if only you knew how bad things really are
Any good Re:Zero fanfics out there?
>Authorfiction
>>288452722I will gladly take that over what the anime was offering >>288452671>Really humanizes himI know that it might intentional, I just dont like it
>>288452649To be fair Aldona was quite lovely. And even Al was sickened by Omega and tried killing her
>>288452413He cares for Yae in fact, it took him a long time to figure it out, but the only thing he could decisively grasp was his maid's body. Like father, like son, I suppose.
What if RbD only updated it's checkpoints whenever Subaru had sex with a women?
>>288452649And there are a lot of people that got fooled by Eridna's act in Arc 6, she is just that good
>>288452838Then womp womp, Subaru is resetting to moment 1 of day 1 everytime because he is a puritan who only wants sex after marriage
I hate reading the webnovel because everything reads like fetish content.>Emilia slender chest quivered as she turned her tiny hourglass waist to face the insurmountable challenges her tiny, slender, light, beautiful body could bear.
>>288452859Fine then. He gets a Petra from the future for his convenience.
>>288452860>NOOOOOO PLEASE STOP DESCRIBING THE HOT GIRL IM BURNING AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>288452350I don't know but here's mine
>>288452859Him and Rem were never actually married, they just told people they were. She was preggers within a year.
>>288452838Beatrice becomes a portable save point. Makes things way easier.
>>288452804>Falls for a discount witch.>Crashs out once she becomes a real witch.No wonder her love faded.LolLmao even.>>288452860Nothing compared to>Silver Bell Silver Bell Silver Bell Silver Bell Silver Bell Silver Bell Silver Bell
>watching the anime remembering that the next arc is legitimately so fucking shit i dropped the books completely, literally couldn't even force myself through itit hurts
>>288452927Not falls. Echidna was basically his mom.
>It seems my superiority has caused some controversy.
>>288452905They were going at it every day.Emilia couldn't possibly handle that.
What's the Petra's character beside loving Subaru
>>288452350Anyone that is like most like Emilia is likely retarded in some way, so yes.
>>288452957nah it was definitely falls
>>288452957The description of how he looks at her makes it clear he sees her as a woman, not a mother
>>288452999> a bundle of potential, rich with talent and quick to learn, harboring great promise, with a bright future ahead of her.Straight from the god himself
>>288452905The casual way to describe it undersells the achievement, getting an Oni preggers as a human is no small feat. Whatever Subaru becomes in bed, common girls are in actual danger of getting fucked to death.
im boring
>>288452999Being a war criminal
>>288453050It's a good thing the women so far aren't commonEven Emilia is only good for her brute strength
If Al is so great, why didn't he kill subaru when he realised priscilla was dying
>>288452905Hey Subaru is still a man. If Rem wants to think of them as "married", he isn't going to say no and immediately get to work ploughing the fields
>>288448987Did they get a new translator? The latest chapters feel weird and there is a noticeable quality drop
>>288453147Was dead. She was never dying. She died effectively a week before and as soon as she broke herself out of the pocket dimension she had done that by killing herself and respawning as a zombie outside. The only point to stop her death was when she got captured in the first place.
>>288453079>The kitchen was the start.>The capital is next.Maybe Meili is not the one in danger here...
Are we finally getting subaru vs otto in arc 10
It's kinda sad that the Oni are doomed even in the best case scenario of Subaru going through the herculean task of impregnatig Rem and Ram also having babies with someone, that would result in a handful of half blood Oni generations and then their mark will disappear for good.
>>288453266WellWhat about incest
>>288453266That's the clan's fault for being so weak a bunch of random cultists could genocide them.
>>288453169The point being that marriage isn't a condition. Hell, Ram could've fucked him in arc 2 if she was actually the slut he thought she was. She told him to be in his room and leave the door unlocked and he spent all his time agonizing and getting backed up but all she wanted was to teach his illiterate ass (and keep an eye on him)In his head all he was doing was trying to work up how to say he likes Emilia but he would've folded instantly if she was really there to fuck him.
Huh, well I'll be damned...
>>288452860This literally never happens btw
But if Al is really Subaru's son why would he hate him so much?Subaru didn't hate his dad nearly as much.
>>288453336I just read arc 6 and this happens several times. Not specifically Emilia, but girls getting needless descriptions of their slender bodies and how little they weigh.
>>288453357>needlessGo be gay in redit. You are the cancer killing fun
>>288453376>needlessdo the needful
>>288453357foid moment
>>288453376Explain to me why the girls need to be described as weighting almost nothing over and over again.
>>288452999Wise, as in truly wise, brat, cheerful and joyful, intelligent and perceptive, judgmental, assigns values to people and judges them by, those who score high get her respect. Extremely pedantic about things she deems important. Very much true to the "ball of potential" description. Also talking about Petra without her love for Subaru is pointless, she is this way because of Subaru, otherwise she is just a cute village girl who enjoys being cute and abuses it. As Petra consciously devotes her entire being to Subaru she starts to rapidly evolve all qualities that turn her from a village's cute girl into a terrifyingly capable woman.
>>288453421>into a terrifyingly capable woman.Yeah, so long as she's handed down a witch factor out of nowhere and everyone decides to listen and obey her out of nowhere
>>288453286With such a small starting population, the genetic problems caused by incest would appear quite quickly, even inbreeding isn't viable in this case.
>>288453410To instill in the reader's mind deeply that you could easily lift meili's body in order to try more ambitious sex positions.Anything else?
>>288453238Very likely not, that being said the seeds of conflict might start from here, I think Russel might play a role into that since he's very clearly meant to parallel Otto, it's especially obvious in prequel side-stories starring Roswaal, Russel and Marcos as the three are clearly meant to be similar to Subaru, Otto and Garf.The turning point will obviously be when they finally go to Pristella and Otto collects Roswaal's tome of wisdom and discovers that Subaru is able to loop somehow, but I think that wouldn't make him turn against Subaru what will is discovering that he wants to save Satella, which is probably final arc stuff.>“What, you feel like this is fulfilling your promise? If so…then you should have left me to die wrapped in a mat in that cave! If… If you were going to show me a dawn like this, it should all have ended there! Damn it! Damn it all!”
>>288445816Imagine if the choking had become sexual
>>288453410Because picking girls up and lifting them in the air is fun, they are actually freakishly light and you can fling them around the room. Girl being light adds charm points, as it notes her cute small stature and the ease with which you can lift her up.
>>288453440>t.
>>288453440Not out of nowhere? Petra tends to spell out good ideas all the time. She speaks over anyone if needs be. Do you even read this?
>>288452999abuses Otto for no reason
>>288453410because its attractive you fat fuck
>>288453576He's just so slapable.
>Rigel falls for Tia, a great spirit.It's never been more over for the Oni race, has it?
>>288453595>could have just slapped>chooses to jump slap for extra damageatta girl
>>288453453>>288453521>>288453594>fetish content is a good thing!Okay, as long as you're honest about it. That's not what I want out of a novel, though.
>>288453595What if otto lost it and beat her right there while the villagers looked on in admiration?
>>288453641while wale died like 6 arcs ago, I understand you desire to self insert but that guy is not coming back.
>>288453641You may want to steer away from all things Japanese if girls being described as lithe offends you then, rainbow hair.
>>288453656She kills him.
>>288453641>NOOOOO you can describe characters in a way that shows they're delicate because it assaults my self-esteem as a doublewide roastie
>>288453690the gospel predicted that and otto would easely dodge
This show is poorly written and all the characters are low iq why did u all tell me it was good
>>288453641Bet you complain when white skin is mentioned as a beautiful feature too
>>288453759Oops meant to post this in the MT threadDarn phone
>Emilia: [Crusch-san and Prince Fourier, were they lovers?]And people say Emilia is stupid
>>288453762If it was mentioned repeatedly enough to be out of place, yes. It's only fetish content if there's enough of a pattern for it to be obnoxious.
Ram anal
>>288453785Have you considered maybe you're the obnoxious one?
>white skin is fetish contentOkay then
She was right btw He only cares about himself. Subaru is a sociopath
>>288453785Show us where arc 6 hurt you fatty. Post the chapters so we can see the nothing you're making a mountain of
>Emilia refuses Heinkel joining her>Emilia begs ferris to join herWhat a bitch
>>288453866Heinkel reeks, Felix managed to hold back Subaru's gate from exploding.
>>288453834Ram is always right. Its self-inserters mad at getting called out when Ram is the author's mouthpiece for harsh truth.
>>288453866Heinkel's mistake was asking Emilia. He should have asked Subaru, it's his camp.
>>288453951What does self inserting as Subaru even entail. Failson who gets a redo button?
>>288453951>harsh truthLike that girls actually only wants a 6+ foot, handsome, rich, socially connected chad with a foot-long dick and that emotionally abuses her and would kill her if it furthered his ambition.You could rewrite the whole story from her perspective and it'd be a #1 romantasy book. You could call it Creampied by a Clown or something.
>>288454002No, If it was Romantasy the choke scene would have become passionate quasi-rape. Unironically
>>288453951we're using the misama scene now really
>>288453951>Ram is always right>Thinks subaru is faking amnesiaWhat did she mean by this
>>288453951Well yeah Subaru only has time to think about what immediately lies aheadBecause the rest of the party does not have a single iota of intelligence in their collective brains
>>288454066We know she would be right even without the amnesia thing thoughThe only time he gives a shit about Rem is when it’s convenient for him lolShe’s basically his emotional support whore.
>>288454002ouch
>>288454113>We know she would be right if she wasn't wronganon are you retarded
>>288454113Are you retarded? He asked about Rem the first loop. He didn't the 2nd time because he already had the answer. Ram is always wrong
>Subaru's element is yin>Petra's element is yangwell fuck
>>288454150She’s not wrong that he doesn’t care another REM genius. She’s obviously wrong about the amnesia.
>>288454113yeah subaru never cares about other people and only helps them when it's convenient for him oh wait no that's roswaalramfags everyone
>>288454175I wasn't talking about rem though? Why the whataboutism?
>>288454184I don’t know how to express to you that both things can be true at once anon
>>288454241I don’t know how to express to you that you have brain damage anon
Seggs with Meili's sweaty sock
Can't wait for Mushoku S3 to mog Re:Zero this year.
>Emilia rape chapter almost here
>>288454306did you know that socks can't get pregnant?
>>288454066She's checking if he is because the alternative is worse. It isn't so she thinks they're screwed. And they are. Any Ram that said they're screwed is right, its only after a ton of loops and you get one that doesn't think they're screwed and the timeline moves forward.
>>288454169He grabbed Ram because she was in font of him instead of trying to secure Rem. Then from her perspective he doesn't care and she's functionally right either way because he's put Rem out of his mind. Its funny how readers will bitch Subaru out for this behavior like how he doesn't ask the witches basically anything and Subaru himself realizes retroactively that was a mistake among other times in the series where Subaru is very not forward thinking as this is a consistent character trait of his but as soon as Ram says it now that supposedly never happens and she's wrong about him.
Ramschizo at it again I see.
Really he should sample the goods more. No reason not to have knocked up every woman in sight at least once per timeline
>>288454340Not with that attitude.
what's anastasia's endgame?
>>288454461Most of them can simply kill him. But yeah, there's no reason for Petra or Meili to not be pregnant.
>>288454489Lugnica was promised to her 3000 years ago.
Maybe subaru is infertile because at the very least betty should have given birth already.It's been over a year.
ram is a hypocrite she bitches at julius for going to fight reid alone but then tries to sneak off and do it herself, maybe instead of bitching at everyone if she held herself to the same standards that she forces on everyone else then people wouldn't think she's a cunt
Subaru has the best writing among the characters counting both main story/side stories and it's not debatable.
>>288454566That's why he's our HERO
this is a no ram zoneno mean oni can touch you here
>>288448703you wasted your time reading this instead of master and commander?are you a woman?
the delays among seasons really kills my memory of the show, why Subaru rejected Echidna pact? what was the downside to have a witch power?
>>288446170He sets the rules of whatever game/competition AnonHe gave Emilia a pass because he's a retarded pervert, but he immediately clammed up once he was beatenEveryone else will have to beat him the old fashioned way
>>288454522Its more complicated than that. He needs to go to Gusteko to find out how Odglass did it.Would you be okay with going to Gusteko for a Betty pregnancy sidequest?
>>288454610She was in essentiality asking for his soul
>>288454610echidna is best girl and emilia can't stand the competition
>>288454541Except Julius went up with no plan like an idiot and Ram wanted to check if he sleeps and as soon as she was aware he was aware of her she just left.
>>288454610having a witch owner
>>288454610She would have forced him to abuse his power to satisfy her curiosity. He would end up becoming detached from a lot of things and looping more than a million times.
>>288454630>sidequestSir, that shall be a main quest in this case.
>>288454610>I will help you get the future you want, in the endShe would have taken him for a wild ride of constant deaths to try out new things despite knowing the answer because thats what she wants RbD for. To satisfy her endless curiousity.
can ram absorb cum through her forehead
>>288454610dying 100 million times.
>>288454650Okay but why didn't she tell anyone, she spergs out over what she thinks is Subaru doing a plan behind their back but doesn't tell anyone she does it.
>>288454610>what was the downsidelosing his freedom.
>>288454610She was going to make him die over and over and over and over again just to know everything and every possible outcome. I remember in the Greed If route Subaru gets asked what the weather would be like that day, he didn't know, and then killed himself so he could give a correct answer to that simple question.
>>288454610Echidna was lying to him by omission and the other witches ratted her out. She wanted to use Subaru as a means to quench her endless thirst for knowledge.>Echidna offers to help guide him towards anything he wants with the vast amount of knowledge and experience she has.>In exchange, Subaru has to kill himself whenever Echidna wants to see a different route or outcome of something, which would happen all the time because her whole thing is wanting to know everything.
>>288454692>>288454710Was it ever possible for him to change the terms of the contract to be more favourable, or was it all or nothing with her?
>>288454513Anastasia wouldn't do cute poses, this is cringe and shit and your mom is ugly
>>288454904I don't think so. All in all, Echidna preferred that he didn't accept the contract.
>>288454904Echidna was trading all for all. In his free time or rather anytime he wanted to he could very much do whatever he wanted with her. Tragically no body so no turning Echidna into a breeding factory but alas he would have some fun.
why does everyone hate reinhard
>>288455050he killed my wife
>>288455050Because Reinhard only has one friend and reid wants to slice him.
>>288455070>reid wants to slice him.wait was that a thing?when?
>>288454904He was also furious to discover that Beatrice's 400 years of solitude, which led her to wish for death, were Echidna's fault.
what did reinhard see on the moon
>>288455050He is way too cool and I feel unmanly when I remember he exists
>>288455105
>>288455083like now. Reid can be unleashed on Subaru.
>>288455105the sun bleached apollo 11 flag meaning its actually just the future and not an isekai
>>288448693Jewderica….
Who's gonna tell her
>>288451213I’ve also seen ongezellig mentioned like three times in the past week after never seeing it mentioned here before
>>288455272Al, he has that one liner practiced to perfection and it fits her bill perfectly.
>>288455105I think he saw the shattered remnants of the world. We know Satella ate half of it, and given she was stopped at the edge of the world it seems safe to presume that it’s literally just gone now (and we know she drank half the worlds mana, and from Minerva’s authority we know removing mana causes natural disasters - so drinking half the world might just crumple it).Then consider that Melakuera said he had lived through apocalypse after apocalypse. The world might be reduced to a tiny fraction of the size it used to be, the rest just devoured or torn off.
>>288452860That’s just Light Novel prose. Read any other and you’ll see roughly the same
>>288453866Ferris is too good
they should've brought petra to the tower so she could possess subaru along with meili
>>288454927>Anastasia wouldn't do cute poses
>>288455421Petra would solve the issue by herself, take charge and fix the situation, than have Reid hanged by the entrance with his own entrails. In this position she would be the single most valuable party member.
>>288455272She won
>>288455463this is BASE petra not melancholy petrabaru
>>288455339I thought her destroying half the world meant that she just destroyed half the cities and population, not literally obliterating half the landscape.
Out of the 5 candidates, genuinely who would be the best?
>>288455531Philore.
>>288455492Yup. Base Petra would be enough to solve or rather outright prevent the issue entirely. Meili neutered, proper command as she takes charge of the situation, Subaru taken care of, tower bisected and siege plan is organized. Being an efficient leader is one of Petra's strong sides.
>>288455531Emilia or Felt. Both have overwhelming power behind them and that is all that matters.
>>288448693Wrong character, that's Anastacia.
>>288455531for the country?Based on ideals feltBased on ability to rule crush
>>288455615>Based on ability to rule crushLol. Lmao even.
>>288449353>Felix>Crusch's love interestWhile it's probably the way things will end if she doesn't end up dead this is one of few cases where I actually vastly prefer the ship with a MC. Crusch deserves better than Felix at least when it comes to romance.
Crusch = PrussiaPriscilla = AustriaAnastasia = NetherlandsFelt = FranceEmilia = USSR
>>288455531Priscilla. You're not voting on her to be your friend, you likely will never see her. For her existing you double up on the dragon blessing because whatever is wrong with her applies to all her domains as well. Things will just work. She's also an insightful if capricious stateswoman so she won't sell your country off just because someone asked really nicely.Felt should have the bonus of Reinhard, but really he just comes for free for whoever wins because he's a bitch of the state knight.
>>288455531The Sages.
felt is underrated shes very cute
>>288455649>the country just diesnope, denied
>>288455639
>>288455339>MelakueraI honestly struggled a bit to read Emilia's prequel, does it pick up after the initial chapters or is it not worth it aside from the lore bit? Honestly, bothering with some of the longer side material feels like a bit of a bore unless it's about a character I really enjoy reading about. Though strangely enough I've always loved the small side-stories tied to the volume releases, like the recent shinigami incident ones, as they've always felt substantial and necessary despite being so short.
>>288455688She loves him as a cat
>>288455711you just know
>>288455688>I love you>I love me too
>>288455697>long haira timely question but by that that point Petra has already given birth to five Subaru's children and the youngest one has already started walking.
>>288449919>high only in echidna and emiliaNot necessarily retarded but absolutely autistic.
>>288455711yeah but thats a white woman
>>288455683It doesn't. Even when bullshit like the Pride IF is happening Priscilla just noped out and her lands were the only thing not on fire.
>>288455519No it’s literally just gone.>>288455697> I honestly struggled a bit to read Emilia's prequel, does it pick up after the initial chapters or is it not worth it aside from the lore bit?I just skip until I get to the Melakuera parts honestly
>>288445816Yes, I love Ram, the only character that isn't doormat made.>B-but Roswald Who?
>>288449450>Get isekai'd into Overlord with RBD>Keep getting killed over and over again because Ainz and his goons get hard off of genocide.I pick Konosuba for the chance to experience pic related.
>>288455836>Even when bullshit like the Pride IF is happening Priscilla just noped out and her lands were the only thing not on fire.This was revealed in anon's dream or something Tappei stated on twitter
>>288456038Aqua is already return by death on her own, minus the time travel
>>288455697The only relevant lore is that there are in fact rapechads in the world.
>>288456055The whole point of Return by Death is the time travel you fucking dunderhead
>>288449450I kinda feel that the re zero verse is OP with knowledgeLike, all you have to do is make it to pleiades and you're a god with a pet dragon who can probably take over a country
>>288456076yeah but why would I want that when the entire world is full of hellspawn
>>288449658Ok but why would you ever wanna go to berserkIt still has tons of monsters, tons of ways to die and no hot girls
>>288456093It's not that bad if you're not subaru
>>288456109If you are not Subaru, Petra and Rem won't give a fuck about you btw
>>288456195and that's bad....because?
>>288456093You can rape all the Petras and Meilis you want.
>>288455639Crusch and Felix are the perfect pair.
>>288456255Crusch' corpse x Fourier's corpse supremacy
>Subaru couldn't crack rem's skull with a rockHow tough is she?
>>288449353>prime Crusch route materialI want to see Crusch kiss Subaru before she dies, like Kittan did Yoko in Gurren LagannA brief moment of indulgence in a dream that could not be, before her life ends
>>288456394As far as we've seen its like only destruction of the brain/heart works and almost anything else is survivable for at least awhile.
>>288456470it better be sloppy one with tongue and last at least a minute, one love tap just doesn't do it
>>288456394An 8-year old Rem could bite through a metal rod and it only sort of cracked her teeth and she recovered.
>>288456394She survived playing twister with Petelgeuse. She and people on her level have survived being smashed through brick walls. Looking at the chart here - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_tensile_strength - her body is probably a bit tougher than structural steel. But do remember that Re:Zero character durability is based off of mana in their bodies and is less effective against certain kinds of attack. She’s survive a full frontal car crash with a bruise at best, but if a normal guy stabbed her in the back with a knife it would go straight through. Likewise, fire is probably not much less effective against her than against a normal person. Re:Zero character durability also seems to be somewhat active in nature and less effective passively - by which I mean it’s more effective when they are aware of and see an attack, but surprise attacks are much more deadly. Roswaal was able to karate chop straight through Garf’s back when he wasn’t looking, while if he tried that against a Garf actively fighting him he might just break his fingers
If Crusch dies does her camp back Emilia?
>>288448987Reminds of Unicorn Overlord's terrible translation
>I am so horny. All the other Archbishops are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend with benefits. They think I am unfuckable. They send me from city to city committing atrocities in the Cult’s name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own lust. "Capella." I don't even get a real name. Only a star. I am capable of so much more and no-one sees it. Some days I feel so horny I could cum, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the Four Great Nations would care. Take it to your grave.
Oh Summaryanon, oh Peteranon, when will you return?>>288453185AI translations are to blame.
>>288456617>Crusch campWilhelm? Yes. Felix? No. He has no reason to.
There's zero chance of Crusch dying.
Felix mating press
>>288456721I would agree if we didn't already have precedent candidates can die.
>>288452034He knew he'd waver and budge if he let himself understand Priscilla's wishes post-mortem and seemed to be in denial over getting along with Subaru. His last thoughts seemed to be "I lost a battle I can't lose. Again." alongside remembering Priscilla's last words. Tragic character honestly especially when you consider that he's likely a nice guy ala Subaru and just hardened and cynical enough to ignore his own nature. One of many horrible things Echidna's made happen and, if her words are to believed, likely regretted even in death. (not that such a thing would stop her, after all she's the one that groomed Al to ignore emotions too.)
>>288456634I'm fairly certain AI wouldn't make them use purple prose
Could Al suceed at the Reid trial
>>288456608>karate chop straight through Garf’s back when he wasn’t looking, while if he tried that against a Garf actively fighting him he might just break his fingersGarfiel was facing him, and also on guard/trying to violence Roswaal. He stabbed through Ram's back.
>>288456790It would be really funny if it was all a set up to teach Subaru Ol Shamak and Al was destined to be a loser.
Ram having passionate missionary sex with Subaru
>>288456833Al clears Reid with enough prep time
>>288445816i love how hot this bitch is when she's angry
>>288452641Felt will redeem Aldebaran by converting him to the flat chest cult after Capella fails to do so. It's a tragic fate but his stars were bad.
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>>288456904Either way it was unexpected. Garf was focused on Ram at the time and didn’t notice the attack until it was already through him. Ros then kicked his head off when he was trying to heal Ram. Which he also couldn’t do against a prepared Garf.
>>288457073I believe it.
>>288449450Konosuba, it's not even a compeition
>>288449727If Subaru had his memories back, does this fall still kill him? Can't he use IP like a Batarang to grab onto the stairs?
>>288454610There's no downside, she can't force you to do shit, Greedbaru is just a gullible retard. Her deal is literally one of the best in the show.
>>288457337In theory but in practice it’s not a reliable enough power source he’d probably miss, or it’d be too slow, or otherwise he would catch himself but then just slam into the side of the stairs and die anyway
NATSUKI SUBARU WAS HERE is next week right?
>>288449944>Echidna>MeiliBoth are sociopaths incapable of romantic love, although I think Meili is getting there. Arc 10 will cement if Meili enters the harem or not.
>>288457471Yes, it's scratched into his arm.
>>288457459Passionate gay sex with Felix
>>288455050>everyonedefine everyone>Lugunican populace: love him but don't know him intimtely>Council: Fear him because they know what he's capable of>Wilhelm: Hate him for stealing his wife's DP, which killed her, and hates him for killing his wife's zombie in cold blood>Heinkel: hates him for putting his hot wife in a coma>Lugunican Knights: admire his strength but find him coldHis only real friend is Subaru who his sword wants to kill
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>>288456072Time travel and you come back to life. Aqua is half but with bonus retardation
Will tiktok larpers love or hate the aura monster scene?
>>288457054Subaru uses Cor Leonis on her so he can feel it instead but calls it 'Cornholeonis'
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>>288457740Depends what Ttiktok they watch of it? It's not like they actually watch the show
>>288457740This one is right after too.
What if Roy released the memories his EVIL brother stole?
Was Subaru able to use Cor Leonis on Spica?
>>288457975Yeah
>>288457975Yes, it kind of ticked him off initially.
>>288458020That Ram ass is huge
>>288458177
frederica will take ottos virginity
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>>288458225I couldn't imagine S4 Ram in the forest situation
>>288458385s4 ram would start fist fighting subaruI swear she became a different character after rem was erased
>>288458385To be fair, they were in a life or death situation. It would play out the same in the desert, except call Barusu a pervert first.
>>288458225Bro she is so at ease, what went wrong...?
>>288458498Both in danger.
>>288458511So as long as she is convinced that they are in danger...
>>288458245Otto will take Subaru’s virginity.
>>288458491shes just constantly absolutely caustic to everyone, I dont think shes had a scene where she isn't shitting on another character or giving a backhanded compliment
>>288458491She doesn't really do that if things are serious and she's aware she's gassed out and he needs to carry her. If she woke up with him carrying her or something then she'd probably sass him. The current situation is also way worse and Ram is more irritable for that reason and also her body is in a worse state.
>>288458169>Take it easy, I suppose.
>>288458584that one goes to Satella, the anal one to the rabbit.
>>288458575You wouldn't think about being held securely if there's a threat nearby.>>288458613Exactly.
>>288449800I haven't read the WN in a long time, but I gathered there were early hints of Otto x Frederica?
>>288458998Nah, it's just fan speculation since they both don't really have a romantic interest, although Frederica is sort of with Clind. He still sends her gifts for her birthday and won't fight back against her in some IF routes where he's attacking Subaru.
>>288450065>>288450095I recall in a QnA long ago someone asked Tappei about Subaru and Emilia's relationship. He said something along the lines of "Yeah Subaru would like to marry Emiliaa but its not necessarily the other way around"I thought he liked Emilia. Holy shit is it gonna end up like the Rent A Girlfriend situation?
>>288459043Q. I’m not sure what kind of end the story is heading towards, but if Emilia continues like this and becomes the queen, what will Subaru’s position and responsibilities be? Marry Emilia and become a royal family member? Find work as a member of the royal knights? Or something like being true to his nature as a butler, and staying as he is now?A. To start with, I’m not sure Emilia-tan will take Subaru as a husband.
>>288449989>wears sexier and sexier clothing each arcS3's wedding dress was pretty boring
>>288451416Yandere Emilia and Capella's version of Emilia did something to me>>288451535yeah me too. I haven't touched the WNs since arc 6, I'm tempted to start again just for Petra.
>>288451938Damn Al is dead? I sort of liked his character
>>288459367Not dead just sealed in a yang ball, that is on a necklace that Subaru wears.
>>288459367Subaru and Beako sealed him. Al sealed them in a failed loop and tried to get rid of them from the world, but Beako was able to figure out the spell that Al was taught to by Echidna. The spell takes a while to charge so it’s not something you can use on Sin Archbishops that easily. Subaru has the ball now so Al is safe until it’s time for his backstory.
I generally like Roswaal except for some mildly homo parts, so I guess I am satisfied.>>288459107Ah yes, I remember. There was a large google doc with all the QnA but the link didn't work the last time I checked.btw what did Tappei mean by this? He seemed so hamfisted in pairing Subaru and Emilia but now then he says Emilia might not marry Subaru? Is he going to get cucked like the dude in Rent A Girlfriend or Erased? I generally hate shippers and waifufags but I would go nuclear if Tappei ruined the ending.
>>288459397>>288459440He also got Pucked? And whats the status of Puck then?
>>288459459everyone stopped caring he existed after arc 5
>>288459459Still getting milk from the store.
>>288459446I personally think he's just going to end with Subaru marrying Rem and Emilia. He's still suffering trying to get Rem's memories back, so how can anyone argue that Subaru should only marry 1 girl when he loves both? It'll satisfy both fan bases so no one can complain or send him death threats.
>>288459459Puck is still recovering in the crystal. He needs more mana still.
>>288459509I would be fine with that if there was any actual setup for it but there isn't. As it stands now Emilia probably would accept sharing Subaru if push came to shove but only because she has self-worth issues, which makes Subaru look like a horrible person if he went through with it.
>>288448215Yeah even the German dub is better at this scene
>>288459537Maybe it'll make her envious and turn evil when Rem recovers, being the plot for the later arc? Maybe Subaru can split himself into two when he gets Lust? There's plenty of ways the story can go to satisfy everyone that love the two main girls.
>>288459509That feels like a cheap cop-out to me. It would satisfy waifufaggots but it would ruin the story.>>288459537Hasn't Emilia gotten over most of her issues? Although yeah, that would make Subaru a POS
>>288459537>I would be fine with that if there was any actual setup for it but there isn't.>But here isn't. Subaru has told everyone how much Rem means to him, Beatrice and Otto even acknowledge it in arc 5.It's also mentioned again Volume 21, beginning of arc 6, where the characters in Emilia camp including Emilia reaffirm that they know how much Rem is precious to him.Do you even read?
>>288459681Also everyone knows Subaru visits Rem every single night, and even speaks to her sometimes until the morning. Also Mizelda saying to Ram in Arc 9 that Ram will have to do a wedding for Rem and Subaru in the future.
>>288459749Seriously, when I see replies like that it makes me realise how much LARPers these threads have.
>>288459681If you think Subaru's feelings are the only ones that matter then that is the exact problem
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>>288459792The point is everyone knows, acknowledges and accepts them.
