Hey anons, I just got my sister in the mail. Is there anything I should know or any tips?
>>290052467>keep dryAnon couldn't afford the premium oneesan.
>>290052467if you impregnate her before the warranty expires they'll send you a fresh one as replacement
>>290052467Kiss her on the lips, she'll love it.
>>290052622Warranty probably has some clause that states if you fuck her, then it voids the warranty. Same principle as opening up a phone to work on it.
>>290052677but what else would you want a sister for?
>>290052467Nakadashi check to see if she can be impregnated. If not, you should ask for a replacement or refund.
>>290052467read the manual , anon.and feed her all the eggs.
>>290052467Let her make her nest in your bed and cuddle her to sleep every night
>>290052727Companionship and unconditional love.
>>290052467But that's an oneesan
>>290052727Does the idea of having a lifelong soulmate not resonate with you?
>>290056443not from a sister, no
>>290052467So this is what they meant by mail-in bride...
>>290052467don't let her seduce you!it's all a trick
So she suddenly stopped moving and looks like this. What happened? Did I break it?
>>290057059She is in power save mode. You have to turn her on then change her settings.
>>290057807How do you turn her on?
>>290057861two in the pink one in the stink to reboot her systemif you only do one in the pink one in the stink she takes a screenshot instead
>>290053008Why are you doing this...?
>>290057861
>>290057059Delete Sister 32 and reboot
>>290057861You aren't gonna find that out here.
I should have gotten a Sister Station but I got a Nekobox.
>>290052467Too big, send her back.
>>290057861If she is anything like my sister, give her snacks.
How the fuck am i suppose to follow these threads when you guys use a different word each time? This time it's sister, next is imouto, next is incest. A pain in the ass to search.
>>290060990just be attentive while looking for your other weebshit I don't know what to tell you
>>290060990Use filters to put imouto, sister, incest, onii, etc at the top
>>290060990>hug you're imouto | kiss your sister | weekly danchigai | Imouto >>> Onee | "|" represents an or in searches just keep a text file and search all relevant ideas at once.
>>290052467Wasn't there supposed to be a weekly Danchigai manga thread? Have I missed it the past 2 weeks or did it not happen?
>>290061496It didn't happen last 2 weeks. Anon must have finally been killed by his imouto.
She's reaching for my cock!
>>290061771>Anon must have finally been killed by his imouto.That doesn't sound like such a bad way to go.
>>290061771Living (dying?) the dream
>>290062781Literally all of their problems would have been solved if they just moved out of their parent's place, went to Rhode Island or New Jersey, got a place, and fucked every night.
>>290061771If I recall he made her mad then said they made up. Guess she was faking until he fell asleep.
>>290062781I felt bad when he started beating the shit out of her. Your shouldn't hit your imouto.
Did the weekly Danchigai dumper stop?
>>290064495He was killed by his imouto.
>>290061496>>290064495I didn't dump two weeks ago because I was on an end of summer trip with my imouto and took some vacation time off work. We went to a hotel on the beach. Last week I just lost track of time. I'll post again this weekend.>>290061771>>290064646She seemed like she was going to. She was having a little temper outburst. But the beach trip smoothed everything over.
My Imouto keeps targeting on Younger boys, what should i do?
>>290056392>onee-sanYeah the best sort of sis.
>>290065546Teach her the ways of an old man
>>290057861Cooch smootch.
>>290060990Stop being a newfag snd actually follow /a/. 4chan does not have a feed, you retarded twitterfag zoomer.
Mail? You usually get one as a Xmas present or your fake half sister rewrites reality and becomes your full blood sister retroactively.
>>290052467They are known to thrive when given large amounts of semen, onii-chan semen has proven to be the most effective
>>290057861Refer to the instruction manual
>>290052467Careful, Onee-sans sometimes like to play with otouto wiener.
>>290064994
>parents away>weekend at home just you and nee-san
>>290064994A romantic trip to the beach with your imouto? Nice.
>>290071209DANGER DANGER
>>290052467What the hell, /a/ told me onee-sans are special, because if you're born without one, there's nothing you can do, but now it turns out you can just mail order them?
>>290071209Nonstop making out for hours
How do I trade my dumb imouto in for an onee who would have molested me?
>>290071643Not romantic, just fun. I don't lewd my actual imouto.
>>290074982Don't think there's any place thar let's you trade-in a second-hand and defective imouto
The triplets are coming back for Comiket.
>>290074343Starting on the couch and leading to the bedroom.
>>290075696What is the point of having an imouto then?
>>290052467Send her back.
>>290072608>Believing big sister liesJust like big pharma there is always a catch.
>>290078179Is this GB?
>>290075964Have they raped their onii-chan yet?
>>290075964HOLY
Why are big sisters like this?
>>290082536As an oneechan I can tell you. Your compliance isn't a factor.
Niece>Imouto>Cousin
>>290084079>NieceNo. Wincest is nowhere near as hot if they're not at least close to the same age.
>>290084383>nowhere near as hot Yeah its much hotter
>>290084628In bizarro world, maybe.
>>290071209>nee-sanyawn
I wish my nee san was cute. All she does is be racist and play strategy games.
>>290087073Sounds good to me. I'll take her if you don't want her.
>>290087073>my steak is too buttery
>>290087110>>290087520It sounds good until you walk in and she is biting her toenails while trying to talk to you at the same time.
>>290087579Just bite them for her so she can talk freely?? It's not that hard.
>>290087579So you're saying she's flexible?
>>290087631Gross.>>290087663I would say a bit above average for someone who doesn't do any stretching.
>>290087810If she can fit her own toes in her mouth, she's flexible enough to have some fun with.
>>290087904I cannot for the life of me find her attractive. I enjoy her company but beyond that there is nothing.
>>290088132Aaaaaand we're right back to:>>290087110
>>290052467[X] GIVE HEADPATS
>>290052467Me after I first got my sister in the mail: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4
>>290088306>condomGross.
>>290088350...sigh
>>290088237No chance, she doesn't seem to give a shit about people, which is also why she can't hold a job.
I bought this on DLsite but damn I feel like I got baited because its actually NBR. The sister is an elf that MCs Dad found and took in when they were little. But it still gets my dick hard picking choices to raise affection for increasingly ero situations.
Onee-chan love!
>>290088921Huh? A while back the creator of that project said they're actually blood related somehow. Despite the sister being an elf.
>>290087579You ever offer to bite them for her?
>>290089213God I wish I had a hikki older sister like Tomoko instead of my social butterfly imouto
>>290092328Extroverted younger siblings really are the worst
>>290092328It comes with it's own downsides.
>>290093080Such as?
sister love
I masturbate with my sister’s panties every morning before work
>>290087579Does she like free software?
>>290094889Nice
>>290093157She can't cook, can't hold a job, she can clean though if she feels like it. The kitchen, bathroom, and livingroom stay clean but her bedroom is horrible.>>290095265She does but usually she just asks me to buy her stuff when it's on steam sale. I usually give in.
>>290096567> She can't cook, can't hold a job, she can clean though if she feels like it. The kitchen, bathroom, and livingroom stay clean but her bedroom is horrible.Wait until I tell you that little sisters are just like this except they leave the kitchen and bathroom messy too
>>290094745Sauce?
>>290094889Did you make her wear them afterwards?
>>290097460That would be flying too close to the sun. I’m a pervert but I’m not an idiot
>>290094745sister hate
What does sis kiss feel like?
>>290097590So you left for work without putting her panties back on and have your sister going commando all day?
>>290094889>>290095845>>290097460>>290100972don't do this. its in fact a crime
>>290101018It is in fact a crime if he didn't nakadashi the imouto
>>290101018I mean I used to jerk off into her acne cream so this is an improvement
>>290052467what ever you do, don't impregnate her after midnight.
>>290099866
brother love
>>290088419sounds like she's a butt slut. those are the best kind of sisters
Today is the day I finally put my imouto in her place. I took the MAC addresses of all her devices and set a timer on the router to disable them every other hour.
>>290107447>The internet's not working? That's weird. I guess we're going to have to find something else to do!>Wanna fuck?
>>290107447Actually evil.
>>290107447If she finds out will she disable you permanently?
>>290108811If she finds out? Fool, I already told her.
>>290101018*a victimless crimeFTFY
