jiiiii~
>Thread dead>No camripLooks like Anon got his answer.
>>290771362I've successfully avoided spoilers so far but I don't want to potentially have to wait months to see the movie. Why the fuck is the distribution so murky?
>>290771124Sex with homu.
Tricking Homu into hetero sex
PM me on my 4chan Platinum account where there's a camrip. I'll be waiting.
>>290771505sent ;)
Is this the hetero madoka thread
>>290771575Yes, so hide schizo posts.
>it's yoursWhat do you do?
>>290771859Take responsibility.
>>290771859Be right back, just gonna get some milk.
>>290771575It is until the other thread reaches its bump limit, then THEY will come.
>>290771859Time for a shotgun wedding
>>290771859what happens to the kid if she resets
>>290772043Poor kid never existed
If Homura got pregnant she wouldn't be able to stop time anymore. This is because life begins at conception
>>290772079right but what happens if she gives birth and then resets?
>>290771414>trickingBut hetero sex is exactly what she wants
How would homu react if you rejected and or broke up with her?
>>290772121homura is too mentally ill to desire anything
>>290771575hetero madoka thread is a tautology
>>290772079Do soul gem zombies even get their period
>>290772147She isn’t that mentally ill
>>290772129She'd lock you in her basement.>>290772186>>290772147The more menhara she gets the more I love her.
>>290772177well, they self-heal so they might not get to that, but ovulation could probably happen even if menstruation doesn't
I want to sex Homu with my penis
>>290772348>She'd lock you in her basement.A little extreme, don't you think?
>>290772405She sort of did with Rebellion.
I want to have sex with Homu and ghost her when she falls in love with me.
>>290772452Why does every other guy want to do that?
>>290772492Because her desperately trying to find you is hot.
>>290771124
>>290772438WutWho did she lock upI don’t recall her having a shown romantic interest
>>290772665i don't think you need romantic interest to lock someone up in your basement. serial killers do that too. and parents
>>290772665Madoka though she gave her the illusion of there being no walls. Romantic? Nah. Obsession.
>>290772079>she wouldn't be able to stop time anymoreNonsense. Everyone who's touching her gets brought into the time stop with her. It wouldn't be any different for the fetus.
>>290772177Considering none of them ever learned the zombie thing naturally I'd say yeah, their body's biology proceeds as normal.
>>290772753>Everyone who's touching her gets brought into the time stop with herright but that's different from a reset. would this allow her to clone people?
>>290772728>>290772740But that’s a different situation then, it’s not her being rejected and broken up with
>>290772580if resetting counts as abortion, how many did homura perform?
>>290772822If she can't trust you then she may as well until she can and she can't have you running off.
>>290772807The post I replied to was about time stop. Anyway, it's weird. Between her fixing her eyesight and her keeping her physical improvements I think the implication is that when she resets her body keeps what it went through; at the same time we see her reset when she's battered and nearly dead but she wakes up fine in the hospital. So pregnancy could go either way.
Madoka rejected a guy... Too sad.
>>290773652Start fucking her raw daily.
I love Mami.
>>290773731Stop talking about yourself in third person Mohammed
>>290774098>mohammed out of nowhere
My bad praveen
>>290774285I see that you can't stop thinking of men.
>>290774455Sorry, meant for>>290773731
This is how autists flirt
>>290774995There are people that post/spam yuri in these threads, and i'm none of them. What is your problem?
>>290772665Homura doesn't need romantic interest, she just raped Madoka to prove a point
>>290775051You defend them because you want their girlcocksSo yes you’re one of them
>>290775089She didn’t do that and would be utterly repulsed by that thought
>>290775089...in my cuckold imagination. Forgot to mention that
>>290775106Where i defend them? I have not even talked about them or yuri.
>>290775124Sayaka taught her the way of the libertine after headlining 90% of the timelines
>>290775216…but only with guys.
>>290775216
>>290773636i took it that would be the self-healing of the soul gems. never really got the glasses however, maybe she just memorized the assignment and didn't even need to look at them, or she just needed the confidence to take them off?>>290775503well, a little, but a real libertine isn't in it for the money
dangerous nylons
Homura doesn't look like this
>>290777815Why is she pointing a gun at me?
>>290777815Oh no... she has entered a state of psychosis...
>>290771124wide
>>290773652guess who's about to fall down some stairs
>>290775888>never really got the glassesShe's explicitly shown using soul gem magic to fix her eyes.
Homu is homo
The autistic lolcow above me is projecting
At this point we will get Kaiten in Exedra before it comes out in the west lol>>290781083Marry her of course
>>290776588Delicious
>>290780975So true
Terrible news for straight men with no cuck fetishes...
Looks like the scam farm is active again
115. kek
Homura could sing 115
This is sad...
>>290781083don't think we're stopping at oneI want enough kids to make a football team
should i watch the movie
No
"Please don't say the 4 words. I get triggered.Don't say it, don't say it! I'm a child that can't ignore posts."
Madoka rejected a male...
Madoka got fucked by dick
>>290785217Your name is Dick?
>>290771124Goonbait character
>>290786458Our LGBTQ+ HEROS.
Pumping Devil Homura and dumping her when she demands that you marry her.
>>290787494Sayaka...
which guca smells the best and worst
>>290787838Madoka smells the bestKyoko reeks of sweat, but Homura has the unhealthy miasma of a shut in
Which megucas would support Lindsay Clancy
How would each meguca rape you?
>>290788112Being traumatized and having mental health issues of their own, and with witch transformation basically just being permanent psychosis, all of the megucas would understand and support her
>>290787838They all smell like my cumYou tell me if that’s good or bad
>>290788112Madoka: Incapable of harmHomura: Resets time after a family annihilation and never speaks of itSayaka: Kills them to get back at her husbandMami: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAMKyouko: Kills everyone else’s children
>>290788112They would all want that feminist schizo dead and kill her if the state doesn’t.>>290788266Megucas kill witches though, they don’t "understand" them until it’s too late and they witch out themselves. Retard
>>290788359It’s gonna be bad when they catch you
>>290788406Why? They will reverse rape me again?
>>290788394They don't kill witches out of hate though, those are fallen magical girls who deserve liberation from their waking nightmares that hurt others around them. The megucas become witches on various timelines so it's not like there's some kind of moral quality to the condition. Madoka's big innovation is a system that saves magical girls at the point they would break, she doesn't implement some kind of punishment or kill all witches as soon as they appear. You should probably go back to /pol/
>>290788125madoka does something borderline nonconsensual like molesting you while you’re asleephomura wears you down after constant stalking and harassmentsayaka manipulates you with threats of self harmmami puts a gun to your head lolekyoko with classic physical power and pain compliance
>>290788505They kill them out of necessity because witches are objectively harmful for themselves and society.>Madoka's big innovation is a system that saves magical girls at the point they would break, she doesn't implement some kind of punishment or kill all witches as soon as they appearWhat? It literally does kill all witches.>You should probably go back to /pol/Says the retard who supports a mentally ill feminist subhuman who killed her children
>>290788603>It literally does kill all witches.No really, just go back to /pol/ since you haven't even watched the show lol
>>290788631You support child murder for political reasons retardAnd yes you literally see her kill all witches on screen
>>290788663Subhumans like you are why I support child murder
>>290788679>Feminist calling anyone a subhuman kek
>>290788373Homura harming any of her children or her husband is about as likely as her willingly harming MadokaAlso stop depicting Sayaka as some sjw they them bluesky user she is a hero of justice
>>290780454huh, somehow that never registered to me, but you're right
>>290788599How do you avoid getting raped?
>>290788599>sayaka manipulates you with threats of self harm>Sayaka is crying and threatening to slit her wrists if you dont comply>you give in and start having sex with her>As you both gets close she starts threatening YOU and if you dont cum inside her shes going to kill you
>>290790345What happens if you get her pregnant?
>>290790378She starts laughing hysterically and tells you you're never leaving her side. Ever.
>>290790345>>290790378>>290790435I'd fake my death in an epic way as soon as the child is born and resurface months later with a new identity and a mask.
What do you do if a meguca you had just befriended tries to kill you for "leading her on".
>>290771859>>290772580>>290773652>>290777815>>290781083I fake my death and move to Svalbard.
I want to groom and manipulate medukas.
>>290771124Reminder that she’s a shotacon
Why are meduka threads like this so chill in comparison to others?
>>290790435What happens if I leave her side?
>>290791137Harder to find for the usual suspects
>>290791170I guess not alluding to the thread being a Madoka thread tricks them into thinking it's just farming for reaction images. The main Madoka threads are a shitshow, I got warned and then banned for saying straight is the default sexuality for fictional characters.
>>290791212That's off topic and belongs on /pol/, deserved ban
>>290791319>off topicNigga, literally every other "off topic" thing is allowed there except for the usual.
>>290791170It's better not to mention them at all. They are weirdly powerful.
>>290790855Based.
>>290791137Lara is tanking the hits
Quick, post more funny shitposts to drive the drama away.
>>290791536It was G-Witch for awhile, then the fucked off to /m/ and were promptly bullied out of the board. Wild times.
How would each meguca react to getting rejected and or broken up with?
>>290791545How does /m/ do it?
>>290791697A smaller, more tight-knit community of autists. Most robot-related things has them and it's glorious, I'm an /m/fag, by the way and other than that one Felsi thread we always get, G-Witch threads are trolled into oblivion.
>>290791697They tried to act like they're native to the board by spamming Char x Amuro, but they're immediately told to fuck off eventually once they're figured out.
>>290791728Typical
>>290791783Then there was GQuuuuuuX's ending where the lead girl ended up kissing a dude. G-Witch made them smug and they ended up having a meltdown.
>>290791799Rayearth threads are gonna be fun.
Back on topic. Which meguca would you turn into a single mom?
Post more meguca lewds
>>290791319"off topic" is a loophole, I can literally report a shitpost I don't like as "trolling outside of /b/".
>>290791876Sayak. I'm sure she'll be fine with my absence.
Regular meguca threads are allergic to fun.
>>290791876Kyouko is a whore so she'd be the easiest lay But doing it to Mami would be more fun
>adopting Kyouko into your family after she loses hers>showing her love and affection>becoming her everything>end up dating another girl
>>290791935>Kyouko is a whoreCan I pay her in pringles?
>>290791962Probably
>>290792000I'm a /ck/fag, what will that get me?
making all meguca straight is my wish to kyubey
>>290792004Same as what would get >>290791962Just give her something, anything, to eat and she'd open herself up for you. She's the sluttiest Meguca
>>290792010What's a male magical girl? A Super Sentai?
Which meguca likes anal sex the most?
>>290792010>only rika from the gacha is affected What a waste of a wish
>>290792165Kyouko, it's always Kyouko with degenerate questions.
>>290792181Is that really true?
>>290792209Yes or Madoka.
>>290792181Only when it involves either femdom or vanilla that feels like femdom
>>290792010If a meguca from even before Margaret made that wish and was the first one to rewrite the universe, that would explain things
>>290792239Nah. She'd totally be an anal slut. Just look at how she dresses and how she acts. There's no way she hasn't let some ojisan rail her butt for free food or whatever
>>290792275Anal and femdom aren’t mutually exclusive
>>290792221>MadokaThis. Look at that smile, she's obviously thinking about cock.
Your meguca gf whoring you out to other megucas so she can get grief seeds during pregnancy Falling into a trap set by some meguca cartel and getting abducted and trafficked by megucas as a sex slave
How do you escape?
>>290792524I fake my death. I'm protecting my wizardhood no matter what.
>dating or impregnating megucasLooks like I'll DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT!
I'm scared of Sayak.
Pumping and dumping Margaret.
>>290792716Which meguca works best as deadweight's mother?
>>290793434Again, Kyouko.
>>290792524What order do they rape in
>>290793589They fight over who goes first. You can use that window to escape.
>>290792716>>290793434Sayaka would be very wet for Vergil.
>>290793589Who is the top stacy meguca?
>>290792524I don't need to, I just win thanks to hentai logic.
>>290793755Why Sayaka specifically
>>290794059Blue honourable sword autism.
Kyouko has the best doujins and it's not even close
>>290794141Clearly. KyoukoCHADS have good tastes.Mami has the Sweet Mami games which are pretty good tho.
I promised a meguca that I'd marry her when she got older. Joke's on her, I'll just deny ever making such a promise and pretend to forget.
>>290794879>a meguca>when she got older
>>290795031Exactly.
>>290795031Not all of them are jobbers
>>290790345>>290790435Yandere Sayak is hot.
Which meguca would you leave at the altar and how would she react?
Still want to call the lizardphone. Still want to make a heartfelt wish about fixing all of her problems. Yes, I know she's a phone scammer.
Which ‘e ‘oo ‘cas insist on little/big spooning you
>>290796203Marry Homura? I'm not black.
>>290795203>Not all of them are jobbersThe literal point of the system is that they are, because their witchification is where Incubators get energy from. Young girls are specifically chosen because at that age they're more likely to fall to their emotions. They're livestock meant for slaughter, as Kyubey put it, and they're not meant to live long.
>>290796860How much energy do you think a being's eternal suffering could produce? I have an idea specifically with Kyubey in mind.
>>290796860Nice headcanon however most of the historical megucas did in fact live long
>>290793954Madoka
Madoka is too air headed to be an Alpha Stacy, girls like Hitomi and Mami are better choices for that title, and Homura and Kyouko are ultra rare sigma females.
Mami: Alpha StacySayaka: Beta Becky Madoka: TradwifeHomura: Femcel goonetteKyouko: Unidentified foidtype
I remember a guy posting how he wanted his son to cosplay as Homura so he could fuck him. It was weird.
>>290799300Mami's the king of the retards, but her pathology makes it impossible for her to engage with any kind of normal person, Madoka is the closest thing any of them has to normalcy. Hitomi isn't a meguka.
>>290799505Mami: Alpha StacySayaka: Beta BeckyMadoka: TradwifeAgreeHomura is a giganerd clutz trying to be bad girl but failing at it.
>>290799300Mami is Stacy but the kind that can suffer emotional breakdowns. Rare type.Hitomi is just lucky girl with money and education. I don't think she is a Stacy.
Hitomi stole Chadsuke from Sayaka making Hitomi the Stacy and Sayaka the Becky, Mami could but doesn’t because her focus is elsewhere (Sigma) and Kyoko’s approach was to rape (Dark triad Foid) and Madoka has no clue what’s going on (ultra rare retard female)
I want to have sex with Sayaka then disappear when she asks me to be her boyfriend.
>>290797891Joan was 19. Cleo was a little older but dying before 40 is not "living long."
>>290801287This but with Kyouko.
Sayak tried to make me sign marriage papers, joke's on her, I just drew dickbutt.
>>290803323That's still legally binding.
>>290803538I'm not gonna honour it. What's she gonna do about it?
>>290801350Call me crazy but I feel like Jeanne's life would have played out differently from historical record if she could manifest magical cannons (what I presume her weapon was) at any given stage of it.
sometimes i make fetish images of homura in blender
>>290803538Is it?
>>290804916Share them.>>290803755The implication is very much that things went as they did for us irl in the Madoka world.>>290804928Technically speaking you don't even need to sign a contract to be legally bound by it so long as there is evidence enough of your awareness and agreement of it.
Sweaty sex with Sayak.
Speaking of historical magical girls does anyone else find it odd that Anne Frank didn't witch?
>>290806389She didn't witch because she was literally gassed to death
>>290806595I know. I mean between getting caught and being killed. She could've killed the arresting officers, she could've broken out of the train, she could've slaughtered the whole camp.
>>290806818never confirmed that magical girls can kill humans
>>290806984I'm pretty sure they can. Remember Sayaka on the subway?
>>290806984Why wouldn't they be able to? Sayaka on the subway and Kyouko talking about breaking Kyosuke's legs makes it pretty clear that they can
>>290806818I can't really pretend to know the circumstances since this is an alternate history kind of situation, but because the universe works in a secret world kind of setup, ie there's a whole world of magical girls and magical girl related things and happenings that normal people aren't aware of, pretty much anything could've happened.Maybe there were magical girls on the other side of the conflict that stopped her from just being able to break out or kill everyone. Or there was some circumstance related to her or someone else's wish that prevented it. It could be anything.
