Helltaker General #160Strangers in a strange land editionWelcome to /htg/, the Helltaker game general.Post art, gameplay, tips, how much you want to [cuddle] a demon, autistic fanfic, whatever is related to the game.>Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/>itch.io: https://vanripper.itch.io/helltaker>"What is Helltaker?"Helltaker is short, free to play puzzle game in which you control a man who journeys into the depths to Hell to make a dream of creating a harem of sharp dressed demon girls a reality.>"Why /htg/ and not something shorter?"Because "/hg/" is used by Halo General.>"Why a general for an hour-long game?"Apart from typical waifu autism, Vanripper, Helltaker's creator, had considered making the game open source, meaning fan-made content and expansions.Fan projects are also on the table, such as spin-off games, mods, and dating sims!Also every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, join us for Harem Hellfighters!>Level Editor Modhttps://v-null.itch.io/helltaker-mod-editorGuides--------->Full game/achievements guidehttps://gamesgds.com/helltaker-chapters-how-to-complete-and-achievements-how-to-get/>Helltaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybUh3-WtfE >Examtaker Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uGNdQLIUtw Media--------->Vanripper's Twitterhttps://twitter.com/vanripperart>Vanripper HT comic archiveshttps://twitter.com/i/events/1257962875831947264>Vanripper stream archiveshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5pycTgSAvaB4EE1h_bZOQl2DHiHFy6_g>Helltaker Booruhttps://helltaker.booru.org/index.php>/htg/ Archiveshttps://pastebin.com/AY4X4ihb---------Previous thread: >>467598214
>>8062728>>>/vg/467598214There's a working link.
Dedicated to Cerb!
>>8062791
>>8062805Cuddles first, and no sledgehammer.
I want Modeus to fuck me.
>>8063328>Modeus after No Nut November
>>8062728Dedicated to Dan
Warning: Very Lewd
>>8063682Who's Dan?
>>8064421>tfw justice is never going to push her sweaty boobs into your face after a hard physical exerciseWhy even live?
>>8063328A demon of Lust has to have more than enough for her lovers.
Zdrada doesn't get enough love IMO
>>8065110Bitches need love too.
>Lucifer has gotten reports from Belial about a demonic commander under her, a "legatus" as Belial calls them, not only failing to destroy an angelic patrol, but actually fleeing from the battle!>Belial brings in the legatus, who falls to her knees in front of the Infernal Throne >The legatus raises her head, tears streaming down her face.>"My...my Morning Star...">Lucifer always enjoyed these moments, watching dissenters beg before her. It's better than the sweetest of wine>"Hmhm, I don't tolerate runners, you know. You had best make up for this most *cowardly* of actions.>"I...I will...">The legatus draws her gladius, aiming it directly at her own stomach.>"Eh, wait, what the hell do you think you're doing?">"May my sacrifice earn a scrap of your forgiveness....>...>...>...LONG LIVE THE MORNING STAR!">The legatus drives the gladius into her belly, cutting it horizontally.>Aid was called in immediately, the legatus refusing it entirely >Lucifer watches in horror as the legatus offers up her own guts as a sacrifice to the Queen of Hell, who can only continue to stare in shock and disbelief. She stumbles backwards in her throne, her mouth open in a silent scream.>The legatus' eyes never wavered from Lucifer until she fell dead at the foot of the Queen of Hell's throne>Lucifer stares at the corpse for several moments, unable to conjure words for what she has just seen>She is no stranger to violence or blood by any means, but to see one kill herself for her? That's a new one>Perhaps there is some use for it...>Lucifer calls Belial over and looks the High Priestess/Commander in the eyes, her face as grave as a tomb>"Make this legatus' last act well known through all the ranks. Let her death inspire even the lowest of demons to know that nothing is beyond their duty when it comes to serving me. Furthermore, tell them that...">Lucifer waits a moment here, hoping that her words won't inspire more like this>...Her sacrifice... has been accepted."
I too am a dirty sinner in need of punishment.
>>8065833Very nice, plus you can write lewd stuff too now, you know.
I have a tired woman fetish.
>>8062728It's a pretty weird feeling to see /htg/ going to a red board. What do you guys think? Will being on a red board slow the activity down?
>>8066738The main reason was to prevent archiving; actually, with all the stuff we can post now, I can see activity going up.
>>8066892Yes, but since we're on a slower board, isn't it possible that the thread will see less activity because the thread doesn't have to be bumped every 30 minutes?
>>8067179During the night, probably. Daytime will be about the same if not a bit faster, since there's no stress about having to bump. Creativity should improve a bit as a result.
I miss the safety bumps...
>>8068015We can still do them if you want, anon, just for fun.
https://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g?si=oy9ljO77DUolHPARWe can bump if we want toWe can leave your friends behind'Cause your friends don't bumpAnd if they don't bumpWell, they're no friends of mineSay, we can bump where we want toA place where jannies will never findAnd we can act like we comeFrom out of this boardLeave the OP far behindAnd we can bumpOr postWe can bump when we want toNight is young and so am IAnd we can post real neatFrom our hats to our feetAnd surprise 'em with the shitpost crySay, we can bump if we want toIf we don't, nobody willAnd you can post real rude and totally removedAnd I can act like an imbecileAnd say, we can bump, we can bumpEverything's out of accordWe can bump, we can bumpThey're doing it from board to boardWe can bump, we can bumpEverybody look at your handsWe can bump, we can bumpEverybody's taking the chanceSafety bumpOh well, the safety bumpAh yes, the safety bumpWe can bump if we want toWe've got all your life and mineAs long as we abuse it, never gonna lose itEverything'll work out rightI say, we can bump if we want toWe can leave your friends behindBecause your friends don't bumpAnd if they don't bumpWell, they're no friends of mine(Chorus)Oh well, the safety bumpAh yes, the safety bumpOh well, the safety bump (X2)Oh yes, the safety bumpOh, the safety bump, yeahWell, it's the safety bumpIt's the safety bumpWell, it's the safety bump (X2)Oh, it's the safety bump (X2)
>>8068250As a bisexual man, I need an explanation. What's the point, the appeal, in exaggerating dicks that much? It's grotesque.
>>8068423I personally think it's an exaggeration of fertility, having something that big means you're really fertile. It's probably other factors too, like pheromones and just enjoying the size of both the genitals and the volume of cum.
>>8068455I've never heard hyper explained better.
SEX
We can now fully dedicate ourselves to what vanripper actually wanted all along.Demon girl porn.>>8068710I wonder how much incest these two commit.
cant believe its over crowd actually won its so joeverhas there been a vidya general exodus to red board before?
>>8069002They didn't win, we still exist; in different circumstances, yes, but we're still around. We're fortunate in that Helltaker's a little bit of both Vidya and porn.
>>8069002I'm surprised that you're still around.
>>8069235Zdrada must be lazy today, there's no injuries on either of them.
>>8069197A lot of Anons came with us to the other side.
It's not joever
We're barack
>>8069952>>8069953Must have put coffee on his dick
No matter where you are, or what board it's in, Lil' Azzy will still be there to wish you a Blessed Sunday!
>>8070249You're a brave little angel to be here, Lil' Azzy! We love you and thank you even more for it.
I want mommy Michael to pound me and have angry sex with me.
by the way, threads hit bump limit at 300 here but the pressure to bake a new one is not so immediate
>>8071172She doesn't seem to realize that Azazel is in that image....
>>8068250She's absurdly big anon. Try posting a better pic next time
>>8071524Modeus wanted herself to be big, though.
>>8063328Wew
>>8071258Thanks for the info, here's an angel.
>>8071981Who's gonna marry Michael?
>>8072233Me.
>>8072233Her crush.
I demand more productive Modeus.
>>8072780
>>8072926I just drained her an hour ago!
I demand less futa of any kind please and thank you.
>>8074238Fine. Here are some musclegirls instead.
And here is one cute musclegirl as well.
>>8074238No.
>>8074402>>8074426very nice, thank you>>8074647rude disgusting nigger
In those stockings & barely cunt-covering panties, Judgement can 'punish' my pen0r anytime:
Astaroth has very fuckable tits:
>>8074719>artist of that horny JudgementI'd [spoiler]Cheekie[/spoiler] her [spoiler]Breekie[/spoiler] , if you catch my drift...!:
>>8074730>so spoilers don't work here...in that case, more Judgement showing off her Cheekies:
Zdrada the Slutty Angle:
Modeus rubbing her cunt against Azazel's:
>>8074733More of Judgement's Cheekies:
Pande + heels - glasses = Sex:
>>8074764...but will Miss Pandemonica teach us about how to Beelze the Bubs?:
>>8074720God, why do I feel so much like she needs some corrective rape? Is this what Zdrada fans feel like?
>>8074809Tits... I mean it's likely that in Soviet Hell, Astaroth would correctively rape you with a chainsaw
>>8074818>Tits...Personally, I feel like it's something about her resting bitch face.>I mean it's likely that in Soviet Hell, Astaroth would correctively rape you with a chainsawIn a relationship, she's definitely the one who would be fucking the man, not the other way around.
>>8074843She looks like she plays Chaos Dwarfs for the LARP; Zharr-Naggrund is an awful lot like Dis.
>Zdrada is the kind of a bitch that loves to mess with other people>Astaroth is the kind of a bitch that's constantly angry at somethingKnow the difference, anons.
>>8074853Astragoth and Astaroth are quite similar...
>>8074870Astaroth is the more competent bitch, though.
>>8074768Here, we can learn how in detail.
>>8074751Chubby Modeus is best Modeus.
>>8074402>>8074426Buff Zdrada.
>>8076131If she's got tits. I'll do her.
>>8076848They're just squished.
>>8074818Nah, she'd use you for runic experiments, or just let Lil' Lucy bite you. That viper loves playing with his food.
>>8076131>>8077012Would get a handjob from.
>>8076131>>8077012>unironically liking this is gayer than liking futa
>>8077688It's a girl, though.
>>8077688Anons, is it gay to be attracted to a woman?
>>8077498and you probably get a nicotine contact high
>>8077913Only if she's ugly.
>>8077824>>8077913>woman who looks like a man and is masculine>being attracted to masculine traits and aesthetics>on top of that the art is fucking ugly as sinDefinitely gay. Futa is feminine and being attracted to feminine things is not gay. Just come out of the closet.
>>8078073>looks at a woman and sees a man>accuses others of being closetedNice projection, anon.
>>8078127Here's your attractive woman bro
>>8078245Admittedly, she has to improve her shape-shifting skills.
>>8078245Still would.
Dying is not allowed.
>>8079546Pandy would be perfect for hugs if she wasn't a sadist. Just look at how cute she is on the right. Man, I really want to run my hand through her fluffy sheep hair.
>>8079546Dying is quite impossible for us nowm
>>8078073>putting male genitalia on a human body is femininesad to see futafags are still closeted homos
>>8079719If she's got both, it's just bonus.
.
>>8079719>having a man face and masculine muscles is femininesad to see closetfags are still in denial
>>8080339Cum pancakes are too hot even for a demon.
>>8081481The cops in that city are working overtime just with Modeus.
>>8081481This is the second time I see that, and the fact Pandy's face looks like a combination of>oh God, what is she doing?and>dear God, she's doing it again?still gets me.
>>8083015That's about the same reaction all the girls have.
>>8083719Man, imagine having angry sex with Malina. I wonder what it'd be like.
>>8083833>angry sex...just imagine the same with her sister?:
>>8083882She's Bitch of the Century:
Ahhhh...!:
>>8083888...that smoky flavour of Bitch:
A wild Generic appears!:
Bitch Tits......and Pits:
Fancy Justice:...indeed: Justits.
>>8083882But I don't want her sister. I want her.
>>8083984Why not both?
>>8083896Such a cutie, especially when flustered.
What's got Generic so horny?
>>8085244Me.
>>8085697I had no idea Generic was into Romaboos.
>>8085911Only because Belial is kindd to her
Finally, I get a good night's sleep without the thread archiving.
>>8080476where's the manface?>masculine musclesthe hips are wider than the shoulders and it's not hyper, good enough in my book
>>8087135>"I need to grate some choese"
>>8087202Does she even react to being fucked?
>>8087655She's as chill about it as about most everything else.
>>8087199Sweaty bitch is best bitch.
I still love Mammon most of all.
>>8088812She's kinda flat, though.
>>8089418That means you can tease her about it.
Malina's an angle now, wat do?
>>8089954Is this real, I don't want to check Twitter.
>>8089841Don't tell Zdrada, she'll flip.
>>8089954>>8090212Today is the 31st of March and tomorrow is a April 1st. Don't be fooled bros.
>>8090530Too bad, but a man can dream.
Lil' Azzy hopes everyone had a Blessed Easter Sunday!
>>8090948I hope you had a blessed Easter too, Lil' Azzy!
>>8090948You're such a brave little angel, being in the big girl thread.
>>8091093Accurate portrayal.
>>8088812Her smug smile makes me want to make out with her.
>>8088812Don't want to be rude to her fans, but as a Balkan Slav myself, whenever I see Mammon, I get that>trashy Balkan hillbilly tycoonvibe, the kind of a man who puts on tacky clothes and jewelry to show off how "rich and successful" he is. While he did get the money, he didn't also get the class that goes with it.
>>8092491That's actually a good description of Mammon. She has a gold tooth too, if I recall. What country?
>>8092491That's exactly why we love her.
>>8062728>/hg/ENDLESS, on my porn board?Weird. But I understand, /vg/ is annoying for slow threads.
>>8092611>What country?Croatia.
>>8093068Have an Abaddon.
>>8093436She's got hips.
>>8092922
>>8094283For some reason, Cerberus is really turned on by seafood.
>>8081481>She's at it again
>>8094582She always at it, it's her duty.
>>8094522It's a good price for endless shrimp, that's why.
Behemoth is the strongest and the cutest.
>>8095284She deserves only the biggest of hugs.
Speaking of which, I want mommy Leviathan to pin me against the wall and do lewf things to me.
>>8095332Lies, this is the real Jörmangandr:
>>8095435I like this design, looks more fishy.
>>8095435She probably sounds like Mr. Krabs' mother: https://youtu.be/o3CO4ZiuHUs?feature=shared
>>8095284Hot damn, you could grate DIAMOND in those abs.
>>8062728Is dev doing anything with Helltaker anymore?
>>8096701He does art once in a while, but not much else.
>>8096300How much for the Behemoth milk?
>>8096300>diamondsHow about my face instead?
>>8097158If you assure her that you'll be fine, she'll do it.
If Behemoth is supposed to be invincible, can I break her hymen?
>>8097507>picrelIt should have been me.
>>8097521She can fit all of us in there, don't you worry.
>>8097507No, but at full size nobody will know the difference.
>>8098401She wants a lot more armor than that.
>>8098821It protects the important areas, that's all that matters.
What games does Astaroth play?
>>8099189Factorio for sure.
Wat do
>>8099920Kiss her until she forgets all about it.
>>8099920
>>8100579God, I want to lick Michael's sweaty abs.
>>8100606Every real man does.
>>8100863How often does she work out, for research purposes.
BARE THEM LITTUL DEMONS>PLAP PLAP SLAP PLAP>SPPLLOOOORRTTTTTTTTTT
>>8101277WTF he's back?
>>8101676He's been wait for this moment his whole life.
>>8101277Which one's your favorite?
>>8101233Every single day, and three times on Sunday.
A little cuteness for the thread.
>>8102352>MFW it's not me rubbing Judgement's abs
>>8102913More muscle.
>>8102539Me too, anon. Me too.
>>8101277/hg/ is leaking again.I seen it on /trash/, /aco/, /v/ and /vg/.
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP >BARE OUR AMAZONIAN CHILDREN
>>8104520Imagine how strong her children would be.Too bad most other people's genes, including mine, would probably act as a debuff.
>>8104575Demon genes are very strong, just look at the Nephilim.
Does Lucy have the mandate of Heaven?
>>8104930Lucy is Chinese?
>>8104999No, but she loves their clothing.
>>8104930
>>8105805This is why she never lets anyone but herself cut her hair.
>>8106294Justice cut her hair once after she went blind, hence the lack of bangs.
>>8104520bear*
>>8104930>>8107430Damn you want your question answered. I'd say no, but she does have a mandate of Hell. The nobles and other Elder Demons approve of her, the regular demons mostly love her, and they even sometimes listen to her orders.
>>8107430I hope half-demon babies are resistant to alcohol.
What's going on in this thread, and why did I see Modeus dick?
>>8107814She's showing Azazel how to be a futa. Michael doesn't know yet.
>>8107814>picrelWhy is she so cute, anons?
>>8108132Glasses make the angle cuter.
19 January>Lucifer still hasn't talked to me since I smashed her bottle of wine against the wall>I have stayed up here in Azazel's room, located directly across from Modeus' room, which I have been hearing moaning coming from for a few hours >A strange smoke has been emanating from there, making me feel lightheaded >On the bright side, I fnished my doll of Codreanu today>With all that has happened, I have neglected to send him any letters as I usually do>He was the man who asked my icon to find a traitor, and whom I gave the answer to>Officially, angels are not supposed to respond to prayers to icons, as it encourages idol worship, but something about this man grabbed onto me>When he named his movement after me, I was immediately interested in him>I had ordered daily reports on the movement, and on the man himself>I had never been in love before, but I soon was with him>As time passed, that love only grew stronger>I know that relations between mortals and angels is banned, but I cannot help myself >Before he arrived, I had never truly felt love before>Now, every time I think about him, my heart beats so fast!>Already I feel my face heating up, along with my lower areas>I always try to ignore that feeling, but it is difficult to do so, especially so near St. Valentine's day>I dreamt about him last night>We were on a mountainside in a small cabin, and I was leaning on his shoulder watching the sun set>He whispered into my ear how much he loves me, and I told him how happy I was to be with him>We went inside to the bed, and made love until the sunrise>Writing about this now, I can feel my face getting hotter, and perverse thoughts entering my mind>I do not know why I'm feeling this way now, but I can barely write anymore >I just opened the door, and a torrent of smoke came in >I can't even think straight anymore, my thoughts all go back to CODREANU >I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him
Someone has been corrupting heaven
>>8109145Azazel's just telling them what she learned, no problem here.
>>8109885Would slap and breed.
>When Zdrada has had enough of Malina doing IT in Heaven: https://youtu.be/Zp8QjP8xaZo?si=rvO7L-V3k0t_r5y0
>>8110539She looks so badass with that killer smile.
>>8110539Patrician choice of OST
>>8109885I want to take a magma bath with Judgement.
>>8111966which demonfu would enjoy toasterbath with you
>>8112030Zdrada for the thrill, Beelzebub because she loves electricity, and Justice because she doesn't think it all the way through.
>>8112357Now which could keep you safe from the consequences of toasterbathing
>>8112384Lucifer and Beelzebub could give you runes of fire resistance, Azazel wouldn't do it at all, and Malina and Pandemonica prefer water.
>>8112613Wait, scratch that, that's for the magma bath. Malina and Azazel would just take a regular bath, Judgement is too kind to toasterbathe, Pandemonica finds the practice uncreative, and Cerberus doesn't like baths.
>>8112613>>8112616Good advice for both bath types.
>>8113961I think that Baphomet is the one who really corrupts Azazel, Lucy's just screwing with her.
The only issue I have with being here is that there's no more 666th post in the thread.
>>8115166Best Zdrada jaw I've seen yet.
>>8114775A small price to pay for never archiving again.
>>8114775>Still here tho bich
>>8116009Some things never change, nor should they.
>>8114775there is if you post hard enough
>>8078073the art is not ugly, its actually very good. Why dont you try drawing, and well see how "fucking ugly" your art is
>>8116716Now now, here's an angel.
>>8117115What a cute little chicken nugget.
>>8117115Judgement loves the >Peep
>>8116658Behemoth seems more of a bunny lover to me.
Love me Smol Sisters.
>>8118637Malinka's Charlie Brown frown will never not be cute.
>>8118637Where are Zdrada's tiny cigarettes?
>>8119723Too small to create.
More Smoldeus.
Azazel likes cum up the bum:
Would you take an angle up the arse...?!:
>>8120443Happy Generic is best Generic:
How sexual is Michael here?:
...but Lucy is pure Sex in a Cheongsam:
>>8120268One Smoldeus deserves another:
>>8120459Very. I imagine that's angel Lucifer next to her?
>>8120699Looks like it, yeah.
>>8120447>No apparent braShe's secretly a lewd girl.
>>8120443>>8120447What's she thinking about?
>>8120432That's some very creamy-looking cum. Taker needs to drink more water.
>>8122557Counterpoint, he's so fertile that it looks like that all the time.
>>8122437Animal Crossing.
>>8123921Whiskey and wine, an unlikely yet perfect combo.
>>8123921>>8124403I wonder what they do together when drunk?
>>8125111Make commentary about televangelists and record it.
>>8125828I'd like to see those, especially the ones about Kenneth Copeland in which Michael goes off at the TV.
Leliel nudes wen?
Winged Lil' Azzy hovering around, giving blessings to all this Sunday:
Bitch Tits:
>>8126603...thus no wonder Michael's all flustered:
dogis r luudin teh angl:
A rare Cerb in armour:
<--- Discuss
Bunny Bitch being pure Sex in fuck-me heels:
A rare smiling Malina:
...also, a rare Smugstice:
Caramallinadansen:
Lucky Bunnydeus feet:
>>8126380A wild Leliel appears!:
>>8126648...as does a new creation by Rariatoo, Demonea:
>>8126649More Demonea:...and more to get your creative juices a-flowin, eh Lorebro?
>>8069002Damages ain't fixed . People are still dead
>>8126653>>8126649Anything I should know about her?
>>8126858NTA, but the tongue of fire over her head could be related to the tongues that the Apostles had after Jesus ascended.
>>8127771I like that, she knows every language.
>>8127326Nude Vidya is the only correct way to play with Malina.
>>8126916Translation please
Generic gets along with almost everyone, including the imps.
>>8129807Head Diplomat knows how to talk to people, it's in the job description.
>>8126653I'll see what I can scrounge up in my head. I've got a little something for Astaroth in development, too. It's gonna be her magnum opus.
NEW THREAD COME ONE COME ALL>>8131407
