>half the board wiped outAfter such devastation, /aco/ could use a pick-me-up.1/9
>>84689062/9
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>>8468918and 9/9
>>8468906That reminds me, does anyone have a alt for zizki.com?It's 404 on my end
>>8468916I don't get it
>>8468977She's a woman who has the intelligence to be anything she wants but chooses to be a prostitute The ending is a pun
>>8468980That's what I meant, I don't get the ending,the pun. I don't see it
>>8468985Stroke refers to the motion one would do to a cockStroke of luck means she was lucky to get a job as a prostitute
>>8468986I appreciate you trying to help, but I'm sorry, to me it feels like you don't get it either and just try to come up with an explanation. As that "pun" makes no sense in context whatsoever.
>>8468994Hey I explained it the best I can, I get the jokeIt's just alright
>>8468907dude holy shit this is wildest blast from the past that i have ever seen in my lifei still rember my friend told me that wrong hole joke pretty much word for word years agoi never knew its originguess the wipe wasnt all bad
>>8468906
>>8469013OP here, I wouldn't say "origin" (it's an old joke indeed) but it's a particular good retellingHave a silly Jucika
>>8468908The joke is unwanted arousal?
>>8469013It's not the joke's origin, the whole pitch for that series was "those jokes you always hear, drawn by that guy who draws hot babes"
>>8468906Source
Anyone else remember how all early Rule 34 had some kind of half-assed joke in it, like the artist felt they had to apologize for drawing porn of cartoon characters fucking?
Rather weak joke from VDM (Vie de Merde = Life of Shit)
>>8471383French: A chaque fois que je t'attrappe la queue, tu laisses des poils partout! (la queue also means cock or dick.)Translation:Today my kitty is all cuddly...EVERY TIME I GRAB YOUR TAIL YOU LEAVE HAIR EVERYWHERE!!!PEFFFRRHI HI HI HIHIHIHI!HA HA HA YOUTH IS BEAUTIFUL!!!
>>8471393Today I'm meeting my future in-laws for the first time...I HAVE TO ENSURE...THEY'RE CAMPING AT THE BEACH, SO, YOD, DRESS CASUAL!IT'S ALWAYS THE FIRST IMPRESSION THAT COUNTS!ENCHANTEE...YOU ARRIVE JUST ON TIME FOR THE KIDNEY SKEWERS!
>>8470858That stuffs dates back all the way to the 70s and before, porn was technically illegal due to obscenity laws and obscenity was defined as something without artistic value. To get around this people made porn with a "plot" and thats why almost every old porno had some sort of story.
>>8471433These were unironically the good times (regarding that ONLY, the 70s were a bad time otherwise)
I always enjoy these kind of toony comic women.Strangely look hot to me, especially if theyre bbw and drawn by French artists.
>>8468906Is Condorito allowed or do I need to translate it first?
>>8472264Either way, go for it
>>8473121kek
>>8469014One variant of this meme I enjoyed was one where after seeing his horny drawing of her she says "... do you do commissions? "
>>8468977I don't get it either. It must be a joke lost in translation, I think the original is French.
>>8468916vid relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBtPf7FOoMYou know, this used to be a whole social class. A RESPECTED social class even. High quality, high class, highly educated, highly talented prostitute.We need to bring back courtesans/oiran/tawaif/qiyan/etc.>>8472264>loli artists be like
>>8475358If someone posts the original, I might be able to better translate the joke
>>8468994IMO the pun is all those studies don't bring you money or lead anywhere while prostitution does
>>8468999>I get the jokeno you don't. That double meaning exists just in English, not in the original French - which you may not have noticed to be a different language, Anon. Now shut up, the grown ups are talking.
>>8468977Maybe it's just that she had to work hard for everything else but the sex. Being a prostitute is her dream job which is ironic for someone who has so many other options.Less "lmao" and more "sensible chuckle".
I always like it when an artist takes a scene from the canon and makes it goofily sexual.
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>>8482525I like the Frisk x Miss Moffet version of this.
>>8468977The joke is, that contrary to popular sentiment, she enjoys having sex for money more than the other, more intellectual professions that she would be qualified for.Popular opinion would be, that she is wasting her talents, but she doesn't see it that way and is pursuing her 'true passion'.
>>8482552we all know that, she outright states it (panel 6). That's the set-up of the punchline. People ITT are wondering about the actual punchline (panel 10), which seems to have got lost in translation.
>>8482561I don't know what's left to explain."Stroke of luck" is a pun, as explained by>>8468986I assume the original french version is also a pun along the lines of 'I'm lucky to be a prostitute'.
>>8468916Original French (100 Blagues Très Coquines) has "c'est un vrai coup de bol" which is "it's a stroke of luck": https://www.thelocal.fr/20190102/french-word-of-the-day-coup-de-bol
>>8482566"coup" is most definitely NOT XX century's French slang for wanking. Even if "stroking" is on English. In case you didn't notice, they are separate languages.And the actual joke is not a wank joke, you wanker. Is that being a prostitute usually is because of NOT being lucky, while having a fuckton of money through an inheritance (that allows one to get an exquisite education and high lifestyle) is what is usually considered lucky.
>>8468906Why was the board wiped?
>>8483058Some kind of mod fuckup wiped at least half of the boards on the whole site
>>8483077CHEST AHEAD
The joke here is that the priest tells the maid to buy a chicken. The man tells her that he'll sell the chicken to her for one "waktebonne", which is what he screams as he fucks her, meaning something like "Waaah, it's so good". When the priest comes back, he tells her she's been tricked. She goes to confront the man. When she comes back, he tells the priest that she made the man take the chicken back, and got him to give her TWO waktebonnes as compensation!
I'd appreciate if anyone knows who made this. I know there's a name written there, but I haven't had any luck trying to google it.
>>8483056it's neat how idiots don't understand how the cervix works
>>8483227How does it work then?
>>8483228It doesn't talk, for one
>>8483228penetrating the cervix will result in your girl screaming and kicking you
>>8483121https: twitter com/cheripi_/status/1595228776702550018They're the pronouns in bio type of artist, if that matters to you at all
>>8483133was there a caption in the OG version???
>>8483101translate
>>8483085nit: Panel 6 is such a weird choreographed way to drop a towel that was draped over your arm waaay behind you.
>>8483068was there a caption in OG version?
>>8483852No, or I don't think so, at least. It's actually part of a set of zodiac-themed pictures. They're drawn by Tom Sargent, and I believe they're originally from a magazine called the Erotic Review, but I haven't been able to find any copies to check.>>8483855No idea.
>>8482589 they can't all be zingers
>>8483853read
>>8471488The music of the 70s was good
>>8483853she shoved her feet up his ass as retaliation me thinksyknow payback for him fucking her or something
>>8473073Lol this one got meDude just wanted his cash
>>8483121>suddenly turns into Connie Maheswaran
>>8468920where is the funny?
>>8483048is this ace attorney? I kinda recognize these characters....
>>8486117Yes it is, Sparrow did a whole set on the series a long time ago
>>84838531>While you dress up the table, I will go to the market to buy a chicker, in honor of the abbot we will receive this lunch.2>Oh!3>Say, would you accept to give me that chicken? It is for our priest.>Well, sure. I can give it to you, in exchange for a Damnyouresohot4>I do not know this currency. What is it?>Not much, really. Let me show you.5DAMN! YOU'RE SO HOT!6>The chick is yours.7>No need to bother yourself, sir Priest. I got this chicken against a simple Damnyouresohot! 8>Poor child! This evildoer scammed you!>Really?9---10>The wrong is corrected! I gave him his chicken back and he gave me TWO damnyouresohot for it!
great thread
>>8483083Holy shit, thank you Anon! Been trying to find this gif for months.
>>8488992You're welcome
>>8483088Who TF makes this shit
>>8492602I mean, the artist's name is right there
>>8490757What's the answer here?
>>8495975Hint 1: [spoiler]The answer might not be obvious at first[/spoiler]
>>8468906Kinda miss when the majority of R34 contained humor
>>8497573Adults love humor in their smut because they already have smut in their lives. Most of the R34 "artists" are youngsters who have just discovered smut and thing that's "adult" enough.
>>8497654Most youngsters grew up with unsupervised internet and devices and have been weaned on porn. It's horrifying.
>>8489075Holy shit, it's the "extra mild sauce for white people" guy.
>>8497703First time reading Ennui Go? Binge it, Anon. 4chan may be full of assholes, but this is NOT trolling you.
>>8468906>>8468907>>8468908>>8468909>>8468911>>8468913>>8468916>>8468918>>8468920Most of these I knew before, but not from the comic strips. I heard them told as jokes by people of my grandma's age (they'd be over 70 now and were around 45 back then).A few years ago I was talking to my teammate from Spain and we compared our contries' jokes. It turns out that the vast majority are the same few stories, told again and again. They must be hundreds of years old.What I'm trying to say is: the author didn't create anything new, he just illustrated old ideas.
>>8498314OP here, that's what jokes are, my friend. The last man to tell a joke owns it and that's okay.By the way, proud of you guys.
Le Petit Derriere de l'Histoire
>>8501500
jago does funny pornnot as much as years ago but still
stormtroopers and their aim :)
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/84594766
this one i don't gethttps://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/84594766
links because too manyhttps://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/70337970https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/69931036https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/74548216https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/73151664https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/72851578https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/74959611https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/69361405https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/69601953i don't get that onehttps://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/68977073https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/68659945https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/67087514https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/68315848https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/68004480https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/67715837https://kemono.su/patreon/user/73172/post/67427834
theres more on the kemono but that's enough from me
Jérôme Moucherot (Les Aventures de) - T02 - Sus à l'imprévu
>>8505601
>>8468977I'm guessing the punchline is a funnier pun in French.
>>8505626french herefrom the original text posted elsewhere in the thread, i don't get it either
>>8506292hahaha
>>8507182see>>8482673
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>>8482589>>8468916I guess the joke is just that she enjoys fucking so much she considers it to be lucky that she gets paid to do what she loves.
>>8509745Yeah thats what I figured too.Just showing a world of blessed and successful life, and she's excited for fucking strangers for money.
>>8489075>Uncensored Ennui GO comicsFucking based. I used to love reading those comics. It's a shame that Doc Glasgow stopped making lewd comics with Izzy, and there's next to no rule 34 of her or any of the other characters. She's one of the most underrated waifus ever if you ask me. I've been looking for the uncensored Ennui Go and Black Hole comics, and I don't want to pay for them because I'm broke as shit, so if you know of another way, I'd appreciate it
Arthur de Pins
>>8513440I remember I bought the integrale of this off amazon and got it sent to my mum's work since I knew I wouldn't be in. She opened it in the office and got mad at me that I'd make her colleagues think she was a weirdo since it came in like a pleather zip-up cover thing.
short segment from This Romantic Life
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>>8513783I always bust a gut at the font change. Good establishment for character tone
>>8513776>This Romantic LifeCouldn't find this googling, turns out it's This Romantic World
Bump
Clara After Dark, by Bernet and Trillo, btw
>>8516088>Clara After Darkah, a man of culture...
>>8497654I think they just take their sexual fantasies too seriously and can't laugh at themselves.
>>8517517Relieta and Data were very based for scanlating it. It's a shame he's no longer really active.
>>8510570I can't remember where I downloaded these, but here you gohttps://mega.nz/file/kVVSjJxB#N6E6dKGmv2yT8vBFnuAZOax7bSB9LygZ49O_DXJS-fU
who's joinin in on the D&D campaign
>>8518634Holy shit, this is just what I was looking for. Thank you based anon
>>8502171Earmuffs. I get it.
>>8475344Just he was getting in the lane, with the right style... He fucks up his life like that. It's unbelievable dude.
Some self insert doodles x Nimoy as a submarine captain <3
>>8483046I've been told that my grandmother was walking alone in the park one night when a flasher approached her and opened his coatshe just replied "doesn't it get bigger?"
>>8506292That's cute.
>>8497573Came here to say this
>>8522531>>8522532Wait a second, are you the girl who was making AI Nimoy stuff?
>>8527673lol
