Fat Eldar Tits EditionPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8531422//tg/ & /wsg/ Smut Archive>https://mega.nz/folder/nr5A1RhY#CDnWMKmIg5VO37VTlplESA40k Kink Meme>https://wh40kkink.dreamwidth.org/Warhammer 40,000 Reading Collection>https://mega.nz/folder/XyA1HC7C#bOROPmDLSC4KCFVGPVfSVQWarhammer Fantasy Reading Collection>https://mega.nz/folder/26AFCSwR#6VCmEeg73zJfEtl-sEf8BwWarhammer Audiobooks & Audio Drama Websites>https://staraudiobook.com/-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Writefags, link your work in-thread so it can be added to the archive instead of posting for long stories (e.g. rentry.org). This is to prevent them from getting lost between threads. Drawfags, feel free to post original art. People especially appreciate it when you give them meaningful feedback and criticism, so make sure to do so. It is simple, and both writefags and drawfags will love you for it.>I'm interested in writing, but I don't know where to start!Write. Write. Write. The mega.nz links are there for a reason. The more you read, the more comfortable you'll be creating a story of your own. For any more questions, check the 'Writing Resources' post below or simply post a question in the thread.>What happened to /tg/'s Weekend Smut Threads?It's been more than three years. /tg/ used host their weekend smut threads years ago, but some anons were against it, believing smut threads to be not "true" /tg/ or disliking erotic fanfiction in general. As a result, any smut thread was spammed with so many shitposts that the threads stopped all together. More specifically, threads were banned because the shitposters kept ban-evading and spammed false threads all day long. As a result, the mods gave up and set the threads tagged with '/wst/' on autosage. This is not exclusive to /tg/, however. Many other boards like /v/, /tv/, and /co/ had anons shitposting in order to purge writers.
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STORY TIMEViolent Embrace>>Gifted with remarkable psychic power, you've found yourself allied with an unusual group of misfits. Chaos Space Marines are fractious at best. Keeping the peace is an arduous and deadly task, especially since your newest recruit comes from the World Eaters, but you'll do anything for your warband.>https://archiveofourown.org/works/59501251>Chaos pysker x world eaterBaser Needs 11>https://archiveofourown.org/works/58078879/chapters/151374307
>>8563048the updated version
mandatory WHFB post
por'ui gets plapped
>>8563075shame there's no smut of the vampire pirate captain girl
>>8563110I've seen it, I don't have it saved though.BW probably knows where to find it, she might have even drawn some of it.
Does being cute help in a fight?
>>8563460yes
>>8563040I love these pictures of girls being used as some sort of energy source for a creature / machinery. Wish there's more of them
>>8563051>>8563048Nice. I wish I could see my beloved Cassia from Rogue Trader in Lewd's style.
>>8563908Sweet, pure, innocent Cassia
not much time to draw, but i progressed a bit on this piece, really thinking of another more explicit image, maybe some intercrural with one of the serfs? [spoiler]reeeeaally thinking of giving Dorn a Prince Albert[/spoiler]
>>8564001do it!
>>8563080Nice, good job.
>>8564001I don't know what those funny words mean but I like your art magic man
>>8564001He need to be bigger, anon.
>>8564183You mean intercrural or Prince Albert? One is sex between the tights with no penetration, the other is a piercing on the head of the penis>>8564264He's a grower, not a shower anon. It isn't hard yet. The second pic will show how big it gets
>>8564001The primarchs attended by female serfs would be a cute little serie>Russ playfighting with shieldmaidens in a stream>Magnus doing cool magical tricks trying to impress egyptian girls like the nerd he is>Vulkan scrubbing the back of his serfs instead>Mortarion serfs wearing hazmats>Lorgar being attended by choirboys while Kor Phaeron watch and make everyone uncomfortable>Alpharius and Omegon girls looking suspiciously similar to some of the serfs of the others primarchs
Surprised there isn't more art of primarchs or marines being fawned over by maids and serfs.
>>8564361>>8564579Which Primarchs would end up fucking their serfs/maids?Which chapter would be the most promiscuous?
>>8564597Space Yiffs, I remember a named character in 3rd edition bedded women (I forgot if it was before or after he became a marine).Emperors Children, duh.White Scars, just like the khans of Old Terra. Salamanders, they already have familes they visit if they get the time.
>>8564608>Salamanders>The wholesome good boys>With Family and friends back home>Fooling around with the Imperial Sanctum maidsAbsolutely not. They're good upstanding men who wouldn't cheat on their loved ones.
>>8564620>Which chapter would be the most promiscuous?It doesn't necessarily mean the serfs and maids, I interpreted it as "in general". Dicking some ash pussy while planetside would't surprise me.
>>8564628 Ah, i understand. But you didn't answer the Primarch question. This might fuel a drawing (or at least a doodle)
>>8564597>Which Primarchs would end up fucking their serfs/maids?Canon wise, none of them except maybe Fulgrim, but that's boring. So...>Sex before bath time is overRuss>Will initiate flirting and successfully seduce the maidsFulgrimHorusJagathai MagnusAlpharius>Won't initiate but may react positively to the maids advancesGuillimanVulkan>Too pureSanguinius>Afraid of girlsCoraxLorgarCurze>Break down crying on their lapAngron>Too autistic to be saved, have to be raped by the maidsPertyMortyDorn>Don't want maids in the first placeFerrusLion
>>8564734Not him but >have to be raped by maidsshould not be as hot as the mental image is. A demigod, something so beyond even the superhuman astartes that they are a category of themselves, being taken advantage of by mortal women assigned to serve them. Hot as hell.
>>8564734>Don't want maids in the first place>LionBut what about male serfs?
>>8563908It's actually other people's styles that I'm plagiarizing.
>>8563040>Fat Eldar Tits Edition>tits smaller than on the last editionUnacceptable.
>>8564852I love my dorky fish wife and I love you. You've done lovely work and I really adore how your coloring and shading have progressed. The way you've been making hair and armor and cloth and figures has been really eye-catching. As for playing with styles I consider its boons summarized like so, different Machas for different moods. I could go on
>>8565232
>>8564852>It's actually other people's styles that I'm plagiarizing.What artists do you have in mind?
>>8564739 Imagine Dorn after the Siege. His world shattered, feeling like his own existence is a failure. Now look at these maids, a mix of some legitimately sad and worried about him and the others worried of what are they going to do with their lives since there's no future for them in the palace anymore."Maybe if they try snatch one of the Primarchs for themselves, one could keep a comfy roof over her head instead of being thrown back into Hive Cities? Bonus that most of them are really handsome" Dorn become the maids primary target. Trying to awake lust on him at any cost.
>>8564739I personally think more of the Primarchs should be raped by smaller women.
>>8564734>too autistic to be saved, have to be rapedHuh. That’s a funny way of saying “they aren’t interested in sex because they’re too professional to have sex on the job and/or aroace.” I mean, what’s wrong with a dude not wanting sex, ignoring the fact that he’s a towering behemoth of a man who has been genetically engineered for a lifetime of war and probably has the social skills of a toddler? After all, nobody is *born* a raging storm of uncontrollable hormones.
>>8564852Well whatever you're doing, it's coming out very nicely
>>8565377>aroace>nobody is *born* a raging storm of uncontrollable hormonesthis modern mindset is so tiresome
>>8565377This is all fine and good for a /tg/ lore discussion, but you're on the wrong board for that, friendo
>>8565412Yeah, I figured. Still doesn’t really change the point that I was trying to make. In any case, Dorn is aroace and you can’t change my mind. Switching gears from that potential train wreck, which of the Primarchs would be willing to give their partner(s) aftercare once the sex is done? Failing that, which ones would be willing to experiment with different kinks/positions?
>>8564852i mean as long as you're plagiarizing can I get a few genuine, authentic paintings by Johannes Vermeer?
>>8565377>nobody is *born* a raging storm of uncontrollable hormonesno that usually starts when you turn 13.
>>8565407 I am fascinated to know what you mean by this.
>>8565566doubt it, you're clearly a touristit's 40k, not twitter
>>8565377>“they aren’t interested in sex because they’re too professional to have sex on the job and/or aroace.”That's Lion and Ferrus, they know what's up but aren't interested.As soon as Perty, Morty or Dorn are comfortable enough to interact with the maids they'll start autistically ranting about one thing or another and utterly fail to notice any kinds of advances from the girls. Dorn will start drawing plans in the condensation while explaining the basics of siegecraft to his maids while they desperatly try to attract his attention.Maybe the trick to match the primarch autism and until he notice you as a person?>>8565315At least in Dorn case I don't think the maids attending a fucking primarch are randos picked from the streets and at risk of being discarded, they've probably been rigorously selected and trained for this task. So they would act out of affection, concern and compassion toward him, not fear for themselves.I can imagine Curze maids being randos kidnapped from the streets (or conquered palaces) and brought before the primarch by his boys. Same with Angron, although Lotara would probably supervize the efforts and not further terrify the girls just for fun like Night Lords would.
>>8565522>Dorn is aroaceHe's a wall builder, not an aeroplane ace. I don't think he'd even fit in a plane.
>>8565615>I don't think the maids attending a fucking primarch are randos picked from the streets and at risk of being discardedBut the Imperial Sanctum should be tended by the absolute best of the best. What if the best landscaper, the best cook, the best seamstress or sculptor were once all people who were part of Hive Cities, but their skills have earned them a place under the sun?After Emps is emtombed in the Golden Throne, who are these people going to serve?
>>8565522>Dorn is aroaceHis dick belongs to the Imperial maids
>>8565675Their skills are still valuable and whoever is filling the power vacuum will probably appreciate them once the clusterfuck of the siege immediate aftermath is over. If they're not, well, the imperial court is probably full of peoples ready to hire someone deemed worthy to work in the imperial sanctum.The situation would be different if Terra had fallen and they had to justify their place on an evacuation ship instead of another warrior.Beside, they are the personal maids of a primarch. Even if they're no longer needed they would be treated with honor, I imagine.Sang maids would probably throw themselves in his funeral pyre out of grief, thought.
>>8565670He would just bring a fortress to the dogfight. See: the Phalanx.
>>8565692>once the clusterfuck of the siege immediate aftermath is overding ding ding ding. Here's the correct answer. Don't you think the maids would start feeling a bit hysterical during the Siege with a immense sense "what is going to happen to us?". Ofc after things settle down, everyone will see with more clarity, but humans are prone to jump into conclusion.>Beside, they are the personal maids of a primarch. I was talking about Inner Garden maids, no personal serfs of each Primarchs.
>>8564852very nice, those gills look nibbleable. i think this is the first time i've seen human female ears from you. very nice.
>>8564579THAT DUCK!!!
Hello all. Chapter 12 of Baser Needs is now available, and tonight is the final chapter and the long-overdue validation of the egg-laying tag.>https://archiveofourown.org/works/58078879/chapters/152692078I hope you've enjoyed the story as much as I've enjoyed writing it, and I'm really grateful to all the lovely anons who've contributed ideas and feedback. If you'd be willing to leave a little comment to let me know your thoughts, I'd be honoured. Otherwise, my warmest thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy the finale.
>>8566038Erebus has nothing on that fucking duck.
>>8566043Loved it anon, her being so egg-laden as to have to crawl about is gorgeous imagery. Is the end just a hook or are you planning a sequel?
>>8565576Hey people gotta start somewhere, shooting down people's curiousity only makes them bitter, indulging it a little makes them better.
>>8566192Thank you. Although transformation typically doesn't do much for me, pregnancy is a favourite kink and I wanted to push Helene a little further down the broodmother route, so an overly-large belly seemed like a good compromise. The chapter originally opened with her being spitroasted by two gaunts as she crawled, but it just didn't quite work in terms of pacing.No plans for a sequel at present. However, a few folk seemed interested in the idea of one and leaving the ending open felt better than what I'd originally planned, which was to close with her wondering which one should father her next brood.
>>8566196Indulging retards and faggots benefits no one.
more Rogal Porn
>>8566447cute!
>>8566196they need to lurk moar
Sex for the sex god, coom for the coom jar.
>>8567080I love the hand on her hip, feels more "real" so to speak, as well as intimate.
Thinking of comm with my deamon princess of Khorne. Taking suggestions.
>>8567157Have her changing out a tampon in a gas station bathroom. Khorne might not care from whence the blood flows, but she does
>>8567200How would I even word that as a comm.
>>8567157Cumflation?Like her riding a dude hard milking him dry.https://files.catbox.moe/aasbus.jpeg
>>8567216Oooh that could work. But what about the guy. Normal guardsmen or CSM/SM.
>>8567157[High impact sexual violence]I'd honestly love the idea of a fighting/rape pit
>>8567235What exactly are you thinking? Like just her in a pit fight background?
>>8567219I think a regular guardsman would be nice. Would make for good size difference.
>>8567279It's a good idea. Perhaps a normal and then cumflation alt. Just make it a normal faceless guardsmen. Probably her just riding him facing the camera pose wise.
>>8567290 Ye the normal + cumflation alt works well You could mix it with this anon's idea too >>8567235Like the fucking is happening in a gladiator arena.
>>8567326A good idea. probably not really show off her tail in this one. Thanks for the Ideas anon.
>>8566447Those boobs look really soft and squishy, i like it
>>8567211So imagine the groatiest roadside circle K single occupant bathroom, with the paper towel dispenser broken off the wall and a mark of Nurgle scratched into the mirror, and it's sized for baseline humans so she's hunched over so her horns don't get stuck in the ceiling, and she's just sitting on the can with her panties around her ankles trying to dig that fucker out.Face is embarrassment and simmering rage at how dilapidated the restroom is.
>>8567408... maybe. Would have to think on it
>>8566222I'm with you there, a hyper preg angle worked really well to convey the semi-transformation. Fingers crossed for future works.
>>8567408this is kinda weird and gross even for 40kseek mental help
>>8567408I get that it is halloween and all, but you don't need to act like a thirsty vampire.
link to the first part of the SoB corruption story that some anons requested last thread:https://rentry.org/ty5t6vm2let me know if there is anything you want to see in the next part
>>8568098Nice!
Commissioning some Kibellah porn.
>>8568660And here's the pregnant alt WIP. I think it's coming along quite nicely.
>>8563974>>8564852The more art of the stupid fishwife, the better
Cassia BJ
End of Cassia spam
>>8568702Armpit gills[spoiler]imagine the smell[/spoiler]
>>8568704hot idea
>>8563908>>8565173That's a very kind thing to say.
>>8565283There are so many great artists out there but I always find myself coming back to the art of Cameron Mark, Heather Campbell (Makani) and Phobs. All their works have so much character and SOVL that it just makes me giddy every time I see it.
>>8568749you've captured a fair amount of sovl yourself
>>8568098Bondage and forced corruption pls.
>>8568702>>8568705>>8568748Longest legs on a fish you ever did see
Malekith is a girl. How does this change the Sundering? Does it even happen?
They say in space, no one can hear you orgasm.
>>8569094>not "in space no one can hear you cream"One job, anon....
>>8569089the sundering would not happen since she wouldn't have a claim to the phoenix crown, since the phoenix King has to be a man since there the earthly avatar of asuryan in the warhammer world.same way isha's avatar of the everqueen could never be a man
>>8569089Wouldn't happen. Malekith would have probably been married off to Bel Shanaar or something instead.
>>8569089We need to cut off the hands of artists who make spotless genderbends of mutilated male characters. Make her burned up or don’t draw at all
>>8569203There is a mutilated version though. Not very fapworthy.
>>8569207fap worthy to me
>>8569114Malekith was actually friends with Snori, he was pretty upset when he died. Snori was one of like three genuine friends Malekith had, along with Hellbron's dad.
>>8568098Always love how an ascetic disciplined girl discovers the pleasures her body and soul deserve.
>>8563040So I just noticed I linked the wrong thread in the OPhttps://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8552609/
>>8568748Mighty solid work, many thanks Lewd!
Does anybody know who the artist for this is?
>>8570273Mossa
She's coming to smash you.
Non-platonic heresy
>>8570375Pin her down and fuck her silly before manages to do anything.
Are all exodites as thick as the one in this comic?
>>8570582Let's hope so.
>>8570582>>8570585What is this fine exodite from?
>>8569292Adrian's devotion to Malekieth was quite rare he murdered everyone he wanted, went to the chaos polar gates with him and embraced his god and gave his daughters to his cause.His reward of his service was being crucified by the shadow king.
>>8570795He did not go to the chaos wastes with Malekith because Malekith was like, "You are going to stay here and raise your daughters." Which is also pretty exceptional as far as Malekith caring about other people goes.
>>8570273Just don't ask what happens to the Steel Legion girl.
>>8570582I preffer my Exodites like all eldar ladies should've be depicted. Flatties with wide hips (thigh gap)
>>8570854>Krieger gets head crushed by a berserker>Steel Legion gets eaten by an orkWhat's going to happen to the Vostroyan?
>>8571069headpats and handholding
Good end or bad end?
>>8571330I want a good ending for our gals but I know you secretly want us to pick the bad one, Blind.
>>8571069>Krieger gets head crushed by a berserkerThat one's a fan drawing left ambiguous. In mossa's 'canon', she's still alive. Probably just so he can torture everyone by showing us her reaction to Steel Legion girl's fate.
>>8571069>What's going to happen to the Vostroyan?Burned up by a flamer would be somewhat ironic.
>>8571069Impregnated, by me.
>>8571424My "canon" ending for them is pretty good, actually! But now I'm only interested in drawing them in various AUs that aren't as nice...Anyway, started a piece with Amallyn. Maybe some of you will be interested
>>8571330why not both?
>>8568098Great read anon. I thoroughly enjoyed it. If I can make any recommendation it is to slow down a bit with the corruption if future sisters. Your ideas are delightful, please take your time with them. Another wish is to see more intimacy between the sisters and demons, especially if they are not yet fully ready to embrace their new life her. Kissing, groping and the like. Also some sort of ritual involving all the sisters at once would be amazing.
>>8571069>What's going to happen to the Vostroyan?Died at Bakhmut
>>8563040>>8563041Is Lewd Anon here? Do you have a version of this art with the human pile but without the crotch closeups? I saw a censored version of this on /tg/ and was hoping it was representative of the actual art.
>>8572197If my connection wasn't so slow I would have beaten you to the punch! It's Aurelia Malys, of course.
>>8572198Thanks, an anon on /tg had already directed me to archive but I appreciate it.
>>8572219That was me i just remembered I happened to be in possession of the picture in question
>>8572197also lewd I just noticed from the SFW edit but, there is sort of a fibbonacci curve to the mon'keigh genetalia Malys is lording over.that is some next-level shit.
>>8568748>That defining line between the qaudriceps and the hamstringsIs this a new fetish? Why do I like it?
Kindly requesting the uncensored version of this, as well as the artist or similar artistsWill post more /twg/ ecchi if helped.
>>8574035artist i think is called thousandmice or some variant of that but i can't find an uncensored version of that image
>>8574060thank you I found it, looks like they mostly do funny arthere's your reward (I was going to post a verminlord with big tits but it must have been in the deleted folder)
>>8574410>thank you I found itI assume you meant the artist and not the image
And belladonna is finally done. Hope you all enjoy.
Vampirates own the seas.
>>8574590I don't care that she's undead, I'm impregnating her and putting baby in her oven.
Not porn but reposting here as this thread is better for primarch discussion than /tg/. Will post thread tax.I really wish there would be a scene of Rogal Dorn crying or otherwise breaking down in a way that wasn't anger and/or only internally with no outward emotional change.People say Dorn is too stoic and unbreakable but that almost feels Mary Sue like in that "oh he could never break He's too stoic (strong)!". Plus Warhammer has a bunch of characters doing/becoming the oppisite of what they were known for, but with primarchs we knew this would happen ahead of time. We KNEW the warmaster would become the arch traitor, we KNEW the anti psyker Mortarion would get diseased and join the side full of psykers, etc. We haven't actually seen a primarch do something that's the oppisite of their "role" without knowing about it at first, and I think "guy famous for being stoic finally breaks down and shows humanizing tears after being through unfathomable amounts of shit" is less of a "character role reversal" than the above mentioned. And this franchise is more "ancient prehistoric soldiers" than modern machismo where noone shows emotion, Primarchs, Dorn included, talk about loving their sons/brothers and noone is calling Konrad Curze "emasculated" for crying over his visons of the future.Dorn probably has a lot of guilt about feeling like he hasn't done enough. In fanfiction world this could be smoothly handled with a partner/close friend comforting him over that. In canon since primarchs don't have love interests and Dorn dosen't really have anyone he consideres "on his level" (Shielding his sons, etc) a brother would be a likely confidant if any. Something like a scene of Dorn, right after handing over his half dead father, running to his quarters, slamming the doors and having a legitmate sobbing panic attack would be amazing. Extra grimdark for him then walking out looking shaken up but gruff and putting back on the tough facade when one of his men ask.
>>8574661Gay
>>8574682Sure here you go. That's thread tax too.To the Curze fan who posted this in an anicent thread, I'm sorry but it turned out to actually be Corvus corax according to the artist.>>8567211"Have her changing out a tampon in a gas station bathroom. Khorne might not care from whence the blood flows, but she does">>8567408Nice.
*Ancient damnit.
>>8574661Gaaay! Also you should know you're a limited niche fanbase within an already niche hobby, if you want anything bespoke it will only come from you
>>8574612are dhampir even a thing in warhammer?feels like somewhat odd omission considering th rest of the setting
>>8575219Wouldn't the human Necrontyr have tall thin heads to match their spoopy skulls?
>>8574549I am enjoy
>>8574847Which part is extra niche anon? Primarchs, male focus or primarchs showing emotion? Because all three exist in this fandom. >if you want anything bespoke it will only come from youI mean, there's canon and what it would be nice to see in fanfic.
>>8574661Mad gay and boring.
>>8569110Anon, in a Gender Bender Warhammer universe Phoenix King would be Phoenix Queen and Everqueen would be Everking.
>>8574035
>>8575850>Alarielle is a gigastacy, tall, stacked, literally the avatar of the elven mother goddess, and routinely go out of her way to clap cheeks on the battlefield >somehow the genderbent version is a twink virgin
>>8574904>are dhampir even a thing in warhammer?Not sure but they'll for sure exist when I'm done with her.
>>8575866
>>8575863>>somehow the genderbent version is a twink virginIt's to lul any women to a false sense of security until he then pounds the women so hard they see stars.
>>8575863>Morathi have rule about being hot>Alarielle not>Tyrion canonically fell to MorathiI think the point was just to make male-Morathi "the guy you should not worry about" and male-Alarielle literally (You)
>>8575863Koreans and NTRfags are subhumans secondaries, more news at 11.
>>8575863Reminds me of a comic I saw years ago about how watching two girlyman twinks take each other gracefully is non-threatening to women and dudes who like femboys, whereas in real life, gay sex is closer to watching two actual bears fight over a pile of cooked chicken.
>>8575937Kek
>>8574661Rogal Dorn wouldn't scamper off to his room and cry like a teenage girl turned down at the prom in any reality except your gay fanfic
>>8575850gotta love that manrathi has an afro because gaebull lives in fear of imaginary black men fucking korean women.
>>8576070Dorn canonically scampered of to his room and threw a temper tantrum for days upon being informed of the heresy.
>>8566447I cannot see Rogal Dorn having a pierced dick. He's too vanilla aside from his repressed bdsm machocism. The womans breasts are piered as well so it seems like the artist just likes piercings.Nice art though, but anon if you're the artist Dorn's dick looks like it's coming out of his thigh.
>>8575863>and routinely go out of her way to clap cheeks on the battlefieldWait, really? I only know WF lore from Total War games.
Hi all. A few weeks ago, one of the anons here requested a short story based on their daemon princess OC. Just stopping by this evening to share the result:>https://archiveofourown.org/works/60026632
>>8576374That's not remotely similar or accurate
>>8576698>SimmilarHe can tard rage but he can't cry? That's what I meant.>AccurateIt is exactly what he did.Dorn looked worse nearly killing the man warning him of the heresey than he ever would for crying over his fathers near death.
>>8564734>>8564739(some) primarchs are probably shy virgins. No rape, tell them directly, fluster them, tease them, and femdom the hell out of them.Curze and Morty are included on this list.
>>8565323>>8564739>>8564734Fuck I replied to the wrong ones. No rape. consenual femdom. Tell them directly you want them.>>8565377In canon yes, but this is fanfic.>Approach mopey Konrad Curze/Mortarion depending on preference>Bond over time>Reasure them you care about them despite how horrible they feel about themselves>they're shy virgins due to growing up hated>Tell him you want him>Kiss his cheek>Do litterally anything affectionate>Watch touch starved awkward primarch boner>He apoligizes profusely, feeling unworthy. Afraid of making you uncomfortable.>If it's Morty he's having a mental breakdown over feeling disgusting, if it's Konrad he's having a mental breakdown over the idea of hurting you.>Either way you tell him it's alright, he hasn't done anything wrrong, you're not uncomfortable, etc>"Infact I like it" >Their dick is diamonds now>So much lap sitting>Grinding>Tell him he's a good boy>Big demigod blushing madly and jacking off to the thought of you like the mess they are>Approach Rogal Dorn>Shy Virgin due to being Rogal Dorn>Repeat of the above only with slight less self hatred>Dorns the type to be further aroused by his own humilation creating a feedback loop.HNNNNNGH
I think Dark Elves are sexier than Dark Eldar. Dark Eldar are just too creepy.
>>8577153shit like this is why i go to therapynobody into me is into me for reasons of being me, they just want to jack off to my traumatic responses to abuse
>>8577790Anon this is just porn of fictional characters and even then my brain had gone into world building for characters who would fit them as partners for their deeper personality. People do care about you and if you are being fetishized find better people.
>>8577790>>8577855What you saw was just a snap shot, it's like saying because you like your wives breasts in a sexual fantasy you don't care about her as a person. It wasn't that affection only came with sex, it was that the sex had affection. They are abseloutly displaying non sexual affection and caring about Morty/Curze for their "real" personality. (Mortys selflessness, Curzes curiosity, etc) The fucking world building to that litterally included the person in question telling them they didn't need to do anything sexual to receive care. And those were FICTIONAL characters, law of conservation of detail and all that, real life is much more complex.Please don't take what I wrote as a statement on trauma. I don't know what kind of people you've met but you can definetly be loved as more than a trauma kink.
>>8577790>>8577855>>8577871I'm just some rando who finds submissive men hot and this resulted. If it's "but they're still submissive" part that bothers you they could have healed to fufill completly roles and whatnot and it would still be fine. So would not having sex. And that's world building for fucking porn where by nature sex was the focus. Please don't take it seriously. People like you for you.There will likely be more of this talk however so if it sends you spiraling you might want to avoid this thread.
>>8577692post sexy dark elf art then
>>8577812Ah HA, an Eldar posing as a Sororita!
>>8577692I like Dark Eldar because in a universe full of various nasty things, where most factions are shades of gray verging on black, where actual, ontologically evil gods and their daemonic minions are real, they still manage to be the worst ones, and nobody even pretends to disagree with that.Dark Elves might be psychotic assholes, but they aren't nearly on the same level.
>>8578187DElves are evil, but they're also nuanced. Your normie DElf is ruthless, but also played off as a victim of brainwashing by a terrifying authoritarian regime that literally worships the god of unjustified murder and betrayal (and who secretly wants elves to kill themselves off). Ironically, when they take Ulthuan in the End Times, their society starts to dissolve when they're exposed to HElf society.DEldar are all just genetically evil. They've literally excised the ability to feel empathy (one of the reasons why they can't use warptech/sorcery like CE and exodites).
>>8578215>DEldar are all just genetically evil. They've literally excised the ability to feel empathy (one of the reasons why they can't use warptech/sorcery like CE and exodites).They are perfectly capable of feeling empathy. Other than suppressing their psychic abilities, they are just as sensitive to the feelings of other living creatures as CWE and other Eldar. They're quite literally empaths. The difference is, Deldar enjoy the suffering of others, and rather than their empathy inspiring feelings of compassion for other creatures, it motivates them to cause even more suffering. It's only when they become jaded to the horror they commit and lose that empathy for their victims that they start to need more and more suffering to slake their soul thirst.That's why they're so great. Unlike ontologically evil entities like Chaos Daemons, Dark Eldar actively choose to be evil while having a full understanding and appreciation for what they are doing.
>>8578236>They're quite literally empaths. The difference is, Deldar enjoy the suffering of others, and rather than their empathy inspiring feelings of compassion for other creatures, it motivates them to cause even more suffering.Excellent summary, anon.
>>8578248also this is actually hilarious
>>8564001Fuck I love how that bath looks. I want one.But anon you probs shouldn't draw carapace marks or whatever they're called on primarchs. They didn't get gene seed implimentation after all. They were born with it. Don't know if they need any to interact with their armor though.
manposting, shortly to be followed by large tits on women.
>>8578215>DElves are nuancedBullshit. Dark elves literally are "elves but what if evil". Dark eldar on the other hand their entire way of life is inextricably tied to the base eldar experience and the Fall. An eldar's intens emotions and the curse of Slaanesh means you either take up the Path or suffer the Soul Drain. DEldar and Craftworlders are two sides of the same coin. DEldar and CWEldar relations are also alot more nuanced than in Fantasy. Yes, they despise each other but they're still battle brothers and will often cooperate. While rare, craftworlders can become DEldar and DEldar can join a craftworld. In the end it always boils down to how an individual eldar copes with the effects of the Fall. From a narrative standpoint you have a giant rabbit hole to fall down to if you want to explore DEldar>< Craftworld relations, philosophies and emotions. And that's why I will always like 40k Eldar more than any other fantasy elf faction out there. The different factions are the result of how different individuals deal with their common past. It's not some retarded blood feud from a thousand generations ago that causes two entire factions to hate each other.
>>8578691ANd DEldar are literally "eldar but what if evil"
>>8578694If you're illiterate maybe. DEldar are more similar to the Pre Fall eldar than the craftworlders or Exodites.
Grandpa Nurgle loves you, and so would his granddaughters
>>8578700They are not. They are not anymore closer to "true eldar" than any of the other existing ones.They are specifically closer to the pleasure cult retards that doomed their entire species.Exodites specifically left the entire society first because they saw the writing on the wall and decided to not have anything to do with it.The ones who eventually became CWE specifically stayed behind and tried to turn the pleasure cults away from the retarded path and get them to realize that torturing everything that moves because it tickles your willy is a bad idea and only leads to summoning Slaanesh.But CWE left as well when they realized pleasure cults are too stupid to be argued with and the CWE would rather save themselves than the retards who willfully want to kill themselves and everyone around them.
>>8578782The Dark Eldar were never directly associated with the Pleasure Cults or the Herald of Slaanesh, they were purely atheistic/antitheistic. Essentially, this is why the Iconoclasts' Mound is one of the major landmarks in Commorragh. they started by throwing away their old gods and idols, and then added the captured gods and idols of subjugated populations to the mound as a joke.The irony being, they left the croneworlds and camped out in Commorragh at the center of the webway because what they were doing was so bad the Croneworlds wouldn't tolerate it, but that saved them from the Corrupting influence of the Herald.In addition to the shielding effects of the Webway, it was the complete rejection of the pleasure cults and the herald that allowed them to survive the fall (and only the ones who rejected the Herald survived the fall)
>>8578787>The Dark Eldar were never directly associated with the Pleasure CultsThey are the direct descendants of them.Fucking Vect is hinted to be a former slave from the pre-Fall era who was owned by the pleasure cults and almost sacrificed.
>>8578793>Fucking Vect is hinted to be a former slave from the pre-Fall era who was owned by the pleasure cults and almost sacrificed.by his own account he was "born yesterday" aka the day before the Fall, and other than being their planned victim had no involvement in their plans, which is why he was the sole survivor of the Fall on his planet
>>8578744Let the cycle of rebirth begin!
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>>8580359you KNOW water castes fuck aliens to move things along
>>8580805You think they gene engineer specific water tau diplomats to be attractive to whatever group they're trying to butter up?
>>8580855They probably just modify them as needed. If that doesn't work is when they kidnap some alien leaders and the hardcore _genetics_ starts.
>>8581689>faceless female self insertYou know what? I'm not even surprised this is exists, I am however amazed it took me this long to come across it.
>>8581737Barely looks female, looks like a dude with flabby tits.
>>8581760>t. has never seen a naked woman irl
Isn't it ironic that DElves actually suck at seduction despite their sultry goth appearance? Like the HElves run rings around them in social-fu.
How does she fit that fat ass into her power armor?
>>8581821That's because seduction is all about personality and it doesn't matter what you look like if you're idea of flirting is poking someone with the tip of a dagger and scolding them for not having a boner yet.
>>8581861>>8581821They're seductive in AoS, but that's because Malekith no longer has such an iron grip on their society. Like pretty dark elves know how to flaunt their assets to manipulate and/or destroy lustful humans.
All eldar women should be 9ft tall with huge boobs.
>>8581847Soft squishy pillows
Anon, do you collect minis for warhammer? If so, do you come up with stories about your plastic dudes? Any dirty stories?
>>8581776nah he's right, the shoulders are wider than the hips and the upper body is too big in proportion to the lower body
>>8582362It's the fridge-neanderthal bodytype, she's just jewish that's all.
>>8582367neanderthal-semites wouldn't be that tall
>>8582409Well this is the 41st Millennium, they probably pumped that DNA up quite a bit.
>>8582348I wish, but i cant really afford to get into the hobby when i dont really have anyone to play with. Instead i burn my money on Comms instead. If i did make by some i would probably make a sisters army.
>>8582348I've made a kitbash of one of my OCs, planning another. But otherwise I'm trying to keep it seperate from the dirty stuff
>>8582348Tried to. Then realized I had invested my autism points into too many other things to get invested enough into TTWG to justify a crack habit.Did get into a point where I made up battles using just token and a pdf of the rules and tried to turn those into a story. I was less composed back then.The dirty stuff is literal fanfic tho. Can't draw a lewd out of a battlereport unless you're going the REALLY autistic route and creating lewd houserules.
>>8582435flying blowjob machine
>>8582467"Pray they don't take you alive" is a Drukhari strat from 9e...
>>8582094for the Emperor.
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>>8582348>Anon, do you collect minis for warhammer?Yes, both WFB and 40K, though latter has been on a long long hiatus.>If so, do you come up with stories about your plastic dudes?Yes>Any dirty stories?No
>>8582348I've strongly considered making a Chaos Marine army and including some Sisters figures. Not lewd corrupted mind you, just "regular" chaos corrupted.
Say all you want but the battle sorotitas and the Aeldari females along with the Tau are a temptation to Slaneesh and Genestealers- They too sexy.
>>8582348>Anon, do you collect minis for warhammer?Used to, not much motivation for it now that my old gaming group disappeared into the ether while I was at uni and I'm not thrilled by the state of the game and community. Still have a few hundreds models, still working on my eldar corsairs that don't even have rules anymore...>If so, do you come up with stories about your plastic dudes? Of course, even used to link stories together with my old group.>Any dirty stories?No. I guess my corsairs occasionally capture attractive humans as slaves and concubines.
>>8583288That looks like Hatsune Miku.Also in re: guro its kind of a fine line but I think simple decapitation is more or less tolerated as long as there is just a bit of blood and not like, guts or shit.Iirc krekkov's night lord dreadnought was far enough on the other side of the line to get deleted
>>8583288But what if MILF?!
>>8583303Seeing your picture, I wonder if there was ever a case of a female penitent being repurposed to a cloister or tfor the exclusive use of the sister sororitas as a tool for pleasure. Much like sister repentias, who do so willingly, the penitent females have a purpose other than being engines. But that's something not fully explored by warhammer.
>>8583384Saint Celestine was once a sister repentia but had some ties with Peninent fate due to her parent's sins. She was spared such a fate because the sisters grew fond of her "devotion" to the cause and to them.
>>8583384The closest thing I get is this. But yeah, hentai featuring both imperial and daemon engine is too rare despite some of them canonically piloted by chained naked women. Like lotara sarin, honestly I wanted to see a hentai of her assimilation with the ship
>>8583344Thats too much clothing for a dreadnought pilot.
>>8583485>Like lotara sarin, honestly I wanted to see a hentai of her assimilation with the shipWhat about the Conqueror becoming a giant Lotara?>>8583506It was a sfw image!
>>8583634>What about the Conqueror becoming a giant Lotara?Different anon, but twenty-kilometer-ish long shipgirl Lotara would be top tier quality.>>8582783>Corrupted sisters.I sleep.>Sisters that are still devout but have such esotetic beliefs, bought on by being insular, unimpeachable, and ultimately still being a bubbling pool of sexuo-stimulatory desire without a healthy understanding or outlet for it, that they get up to some degenerate shit with pride.>Real shit.
>>8583894>Sisters that are still devout but have such esotetic beliefs, bought on by being insular, unimpeachable, and ultimately still being a bubbling pool of sexuo-stimulatory desire without a healthy understanding or outlet for it, that they get up to some degenerate shit with pride.Yo can I steal this. When ever I get to it I play to make my hospitalier sisters a reclusive group do to basically being where the faithful but still mutated sisters are sent to.
>>8583894Well I found this!
>>8583941The manface is strong with this one.
>>8583894>Sisters that are still devout but have such esotetic beliefs..That's hot, but hard to represent in models. Let us know when you write the fic.
