Previous Thread>>8535841No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elseKeep the drama/arguing to a minimum, please.
Happy Cascade Day!
>>8575946I am responsible for this.
>>8576358its cute as fuck, rosekat is super underappreciated (for a crackship)
>>8576435It's "peam."
>>8576348>Happy Cascade Day!Reminder to Act 6 haters that everything you love about Homestuck happened before Cascade, except:the sexier God-Tier outfitsJade being a dogRoxyWhich is actually a lot to be thankful for.
>>8576575the god tier outfits changed?
>>8576482what the fuck is peam
>>8576621>the god tier outfits changed?Before Cascade, the only Godtier outfits seen were John's Aradia's and Vriska's, all basic hoodie-and-pants.
>>8576637it's peam
>>8576575>Jade being a dogcanonically in HS1 she only had dog ears
Anyone have that picture from (I think) redblackandtac of Vriska with giant honkers saying something like "Guess who's considered medically obese?"
>>8576728Or you could not
>>8576809why do people scared of tits even come on this board? is crying its own fetish?
>>8576819When someone hears "medically obese" and giant honkers in the same sentence in a porn thread, he expects hyper or fatshit.
>>8576348It’s ALSO the 10 year anniversary of [S] Game Over, AND the 5 year anniversary of Beyond Canon!Let’s give a hand to Caliborn and Dirk! And 5 more years of the best sequel ever!
>>8576575>>8576640>the sexier God-Tier outfitsJohn Aradia and Vriska's are the hotter ones though
>>8577088why did this never happen in the comic?
>>8577089Aradia does not fuck humans. John does not get pussy.
>>8577088>hoodie and slacks are hotter than tassel-dressesYou're entitled to be wrong
>>8577106Even if we're sticking to on-model outfits, Roxy's Rogue fit is sexy as hell
>>8577089Because Aradia gave off too much Freak Energy for John to handle (canon)
>>8577115She could always make him eat her out
>>8576820So you're whining for your humiliation fetish, got it. This thread isn't for role-playing, please take it elsewhere.
>>8577392The fuck are you talking about, faggot?
>>8577463There’s a schizo here that pretends that everyone who doesn’t share their substantial list of /d/ tier fetishes is the same person as a way to cope whenever they get told to fuck off, and they tend to be a bit of a whiney faggot about it.
>>8577452big wobbly doggo
>>8577532Boo hoo hoo nigger not everyone's here to LARP and be scared of tits like you are. Please stay 100 yards from the nearest elementary school.
>>8577817god i love freckles so much
>>8577817And he’s a racist too
>>8577888...and you aren't?
>>8577984>image doesn’t contain any smut>look at the png’s nameOh nohno
>>8577984You can't just slap any fetish on a character and act like it'll work.
Ten... Ohs.
>>8578123welcome to jadefags.
>>8578131It’s because she doesn’t have much of a personality and she appeals to furfaggots, who already do the “insert their fetish into everything” bit anyways
>>8578202an ass that could kill a man
>>8578202Stick the bottle inside
>>8578131Yeah yeah do your whiny song and dance while you jack off to Aradias feet, fucking hack
>>8578223time of the bi-weekly jadefag melty already?
>>8578206That's why she made it that big
>>8577821freckles on chest is too hot
>>8578949Not enough freckle girls in Homestuck
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Jesus fucking christ, I had to wait fifteen minutes (900 seconds) timeout to add to this thread... but it says I can submit my identity or buy a 4chan pass instead of waiting.
>>8579567are you slow or what
>>8579669Speak for yourself.
>>8579567Yeah that's the new system to try and prevent spam on boards
Homesmut Jesus here! Still trying to get my friend to do your requests but haven't heard from the guy in a while. :(In other news, I have a commission I haven't shared here before! I commissioned this piece well over a year or two ago from NewType! Right before he got all mysterious -3- here you go!
>>8580706Whoa, that's new.Now we need him impregnating her, by newtype of course.
>>8580750newtype became a born-again christian or something, you're never getting anything harder than PG-13 out of them ever again
>>8580755Why does Homestuck leave everyone who reads it some flavor of insane.
>>8580755Now to be fair, he's trying to keep the NSFW on the download. Why? Because that comic he made, the website it's on? It monitors the users and creators, even off site. If they suspect anything lewd, then they could terminate your comic.
>>8580835Downlow.
>>8580835That one with the cat-witch-teacher? He updates that like twice a year. There's got to be something else, idk.
>>8580843I do not know his personal life. He seems like a nice fella from what I have seen.I also don't think he likes us very much.
Need me a thick black Meenah to twerk in shorts
>>8580878This but she’s rail-thin and Filipino
>>8580912>Filipinoyou people must have hallucinated through the comic.
Meenah is grey, what are you people on about
Not a lot of Meenah in shorts, sad
grey ass is love
>>8580921>>8580912Filipinos are the blacks of asians so it sorta makes sense.
>>8580963Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asians, what the fuck are you on about
>>8580963meenah and condesce are so obviously act like ghetto trash african americans that if homestuck readers had a couple more IQ points they would have called the two racist caricatures.
need a rose who bullies me into drinking with her
>>8579669I'm slow because I have to wait FIFTEEN MINUTES for the first post each day. and then cloudflare captcha. and then 4chan's captcha which blanks sometimes while I'm trying to slide it into something legible.At what point are people filtered out until the only ones left are those who can profit financially from making the effort? I don't have an answer; fighting spam is fucking difficult, I've fought that battle on my own fronts for decades.
>>8580921>No tits>No muscles>Ass and thighs Unf
>>8580947God all the Piexes are hot. Every single one of them
>>8582604They are the royalty of their worldOf course they'd have royal curves
Rose trapped in an Imp Gangbang. Yay or nay?
>>8583250Nay because I'm not an imp.
>>8583250I'd prefer her getting railed by a acheronOr the lich queen
>>8583324finally. some good fucking food. source?
>>8580820You don’t see pencil-drawn porn every day, can I get the sauce?
>>8583289Still hot.>>8583304What's an Acheron?
>>8583324Let's hope he knocks her up.
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/redskinnedmess/aradia-but-simple
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/eggshoppe/commission-2x-maryam-combohttps://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/eggshoppe/commission-pyrope-s-choice-pt-2-2
>>8583888>Fat Bitch MilkersLmao
>>8583324@sicckiccksThey’ve only drawn 3-4 homestuck things, but it’s all been in the past half-month so maybe they’ll keep going
>>8584545>@sicckiccksThat's some deep cut porn for a new artist in 2024, hope they keep at it.
>>8584545loli
John Egbert dressed as an egg.
>>8585158Damara Megido dressed as a devilled egg.
Homestuck dressed up as a good webcomic
>>8585497Hiveswapussy
>>8583826>What's an Acheron?It's one of the other enemies in sburb
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I need a Big Nep and a Smol Karkat.
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What's that game called again? Super Blowjob Simulator or something?
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>>8586665>>8586663Super Deepthroat
>>8586667That's the one, thanks
>>8586291Yeah there's not a lot of the underlings fucking the charactersMainly because the underlings get annihilated by them very easily
I was reminded of John R Neill's illustrations of the Land of Oz books and I was struck at how much his depictions of Ozma match my 'perfect headcanon' version of Aradia. Lithe body, with soft features and rosy complexion. Long, fluffy curls of dark hair. Overtly feminine appearance with a bit of a boyish streak in personality. Even from a silhouette, the poppy flowers Ozma wears in her hair resembles ram horns.
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>>8587161>>8587162>>8587163Truly a man of culture
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>>8587161>transgender lesbian lolicon fairy queen
>>8587161Hussie did have some interest in Oz at the time
>>8587422In all fairness, Ozma isn't even brunette in the text, but rather blonde (IIRC).I'm mostly taking about the aesthetics of the illustrations. I like the turn of the century futurism style.
>>8587448If only he had interest in making a good comic.
>>8588130He used to with problem sleuth Then his dad died
so homestuck is at the "actually this was always trash and was never good" part of its lifespan now?
>>8588347What do you mean 'now'? Homestuck was always shit and I've always hated it, I've said for fifteen years and counting.
>>8588318Ain't it weird how Mom Lalonde looked like his Mom for a bit.
>>8588641I've never seen Hussie's mom
https://pastebin.com/7WcBzgv1
>>8589109https://pastebin.com/u/ShoddySmutAnonhttps://pastebin.com/u/waifuanonNot sure how many of these still work
>>8589109>>8589112Well well well, what do we have here?
>>8588347No, it was once good, but everything about it now sucks so fucking hard that it retroactively colors the quality of the previous stuff.
>>8588347fags can’t stop coping and moping. Sad
>>8589190Actual retard take. Like saying you don't like Return of the Jedi anymore because The Acolyte was bad.
>>8589418You obviously weren't around for the original release of Mass Effect 3, were you.
>>8589418Honestly? The Rise of Skywalker was so fucking awful it made me like the older movies less, because it shines a spotlight on how slapped together the plots had always been.
>>8588347Not until Beyond Canon gets cancelled.
>>8589547I thought people have given up on it getting cancelled since it came back
>>8589556It’s been 3 and a half weeks since the last update. For the comic’s usual pace of updating every 2-3 weeks this has been an unusually long intermediate period. This Tuesday will mark the 4th consecutive week and Friday will make it exactly a month since the last upd8.Even if the update was scheduled to match 11/11 updates are slowing down. Something’s wrong.
>>8589933>Something’s wrong.Yeah, what's wrong is Roach wants to do a splashy finisher for VriskaQuest, but What Pumpkin (or whatever they're called now) has degenerated so badly that what Hussie used to be able to do in weeks, a company can't do in months.
>>8589418Even the shittiest star wars looks competent next to just how bad Homestuck has gotten.I don't think zoomers fully understand how good this comic used to be and just how utterly insanely garbage it is now.
>>8590062My hypnofu would never do this.
>>8590650True. 5 human cocks isn’t enough. She would have 8 at once, as a standard. Especially since her tits and feet are still open and she only has one cock in her butt.
https://x.com/pumpkinsmut/status/1853499977571672572
https://x.com/pumpkinsmut/status/1853176793164849543
https://x.com/pumpkinsmut/status/1838671055671431339
>>8591891>>8591889>>8591885I'm sad she'll never finish the Prospitcest comic she was working on
rose lalondepregnant
>>8591885>>8591889jesus chris my diiiiickthese are incredible troll girls
>>8592530Troll girls are always incredible to be fair.
>>8591892itll get done eventually
https://x.com/Sicckiccks/status/1854250828682654067https://x.com/Sicckiccks/status/1854250840283808169
Condy.Standing triumphantly after draining a human Man of his spunk.Wearing a human disguise.
>>8593865That is so fucking good
>>8586681Mods why hasn't this been deleted yet?
>>8594225the disguise is just a comically fake paper mask
>>8594565Why did you report your own post
rose lalonde pity handjob
>>8594655Why are you retarded?
Aradia WOULD walk into the living room while you're watching How It's Made and start masturbating on the couch beside you.
>>8594706she better not moan too loan I gotta hear that weird british voice explain how tooth brushes are made
>>8594706>>8594814How it’s made is pretty erotic when you think about itAll the pistons and lubricant and fastenings…And if you have a hand fetish or can get off to the inherent masochism of manual labourers…
>>8594630Nah, it’s gotta be a hat and a fake mustache (maybe a beagle puss) in order to be a really CLEVER DISGUISE
>>8594814As mildly blasphemous as it is to say, this sorta works well with HS^2?Cause like, this is a very DaveRadia situation you're describing here, and the fact that he's now a robot, and she used to be a robot means that How It's Made might actually be doing something for each of them at this point.And it's not like they don't have a fuckton of time on their space trip
>>8594630>>8594887You're both wrong.She put an empty Betty Crocker Cake box over her face.
>>8594954What if she bit it.
The Emplappening of the Homestuck bitch.
risky unprotected sex with rose lalonde (she told you it was a safe day [she lied])
>>8595945you're assuming she's not wearing a gag
>>8595714Which HSB’s have the plappiest clapmwat wobblewagons?
>>8594954dog wants bone
>>8596420Then go to the fucking store
>>8596078Jane Crocker, of course.
>>8594887requesting Jane nude in public trying to sneak home and donning a CLEVER DISGUISE so nobody recognizes herbonus for Jake in the background shouting "WHO IS THAT STRAPPING YOUNG LAD?"
>>8596823All that cake going to the right place
>>8597609WHO IS THE ARTIST
>>8598038are we counting anyone with mspaint as an "artist" nowadays? This isn't deviantart
>>8599086buddy it's homesmut in the year 2024, take what pleasures you can find
>>8599990Hopefulsquire's still around?
>>8600058did not realize this was an x ray at first and thought instead it was some incredibly bizarre pill popper womb tattoo
>>8600058I don’t think so… unfortunate really. The models looked silly but in a good way
>>8600097One by one, everyone leaves...
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>>8600200>>8600246>>8600249Nice, these must be new
Love Nepeta. Anyone got busy Nepeta getting fucked?
>>8600607here ya go>captcha:SASPAW
The amount of sex that Feferi owes me is completely ridiculous. At this point, she owes me so much sex that it is unlikely to ever be repaid in full.
>>8600835>the amount a sex that fef owwes me is completely ridiculous>at this point she owwes me so much sex that it is unlikely to evver be repaid in full
>>8600835Feferi's ass writing checks that her mouth can't cashor something like that
>>8600835That's why she had the dream bubbles madeSo she can spend a life time as a universal cum dump
>>8601179Rose's awkwardly large tits
>>8601273Agreed.
>>8601274Some people think Rose doesn't have wobbly back-strain inducing tits, and they're wrong
>>8601179>>8601273>>8601274>>8601280She got hit with macromastia early huh.
>>8601179not a fan of hypershit but rose goading you into jerking off on camera for her is an incredibly hot scenario
>>8601346Can't help but love smoking big titty goth Rose.
Homesmut Jesus here, finally got my friend to draw SOMETHING you guys suggested after all this time. Kanaya gang bang anyone? I'll be back next Friday maybe with more!
>>8601411Nice
>>8587161This is more like kanaya, aradia is always made short and fat
>>8601459It really grinds my gears how Pissterqueer made most Homestuck fans think Aradia and Feferi are fa. Obese whales could not ever owe me as much sex as those two.
>>8601607>blaming persterquest for a fanon depiction that had existed for many years before it Bruh get your head out of your ass
>>8601607There have always been fans of fluffy Aradia and Feferi. PQ's real design crime was portraying Terezi as a spherical goblin. That one was wrong because nobody draws Fat Terezi since then
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>>8601742>Obvious furry artist
Late to this, but I will finish kinktober.
>>8601874Better late than never
>>8587161>>8587448I wonder if rose using knitting needles as weapons is also a reference to oz. General jinjur uses needles as weapons.
>>8601895I don't think Hussie thought that far aheadHe probably just saw red shoes and witch and said role with it
>>8601884You betcha!
>>8601607Feferi was so close to looking great, at least they made her look feminine unlike terezi who just looked like a fat neckbeard
>>8600835Was feferi in the update?
>>8601742not sure if this was what you wanted but here you go anyway
>>8586667What mods do you use?
>>8601963Nobody read the update. You had multiple character deaths and not a peep from anyone anywhere.
I'm gonna miss Fefetasprite... kinda
>>8590070You had to be there, really. Homestuck was a love letter to Web 1.0. As just one example, it was the first and only work I've ever found that portrayed online friendships accurately and as significantly as the good ones could be. That was the glue that held all the chaos together, so you can see why it fell apart when Hussie lost sight of that (though of course the comic's downfall is also owed to dozens of other dreadful missteps). Being a part of it as it unfolded also added a whole new and truly unique dimension to it. There will never be another. It really was Woodstock for Millennials, as a wise anon once said.
>>8602880It really is impossible to convey how it felt when [S] Cascade basically crashed the internet.
>>8601411Nuce
>>8602880All my online friendships of that type were formed in the era after Homestuck had already started going viral, and they all ended up crashing like Hindenburg at the end of the decade. Moving in with some of them as an attempt to break off from my father was a huge mistake.I think people overstate the “you had to be there” aspects of Homestuck, because there’s nothing with regards to the media itself that can actually be lost in translation if the media itself isn’t physically lost like almost everything on andrewhussie.com is now. The important part of Homestuck is and always has been Hussie himself, and his acolytes, not the 95% of his audience that don’t understand him, hate him, and don’t understand his work. Something those people have pointed out about him, bitterly, and something that they’re correct about, is that Hussie kind of hates and mocks so much shit that it’s kind of hard to draw a connection from Homestuck to anything he could be writing a love letter to. It’s very auteurish and extremely cynical, and that’s the point, and that’s why him trying to huff the “isn’t it going to be great if we overcome all our problems together and live in LOVE?” bullshit that a lot of overly respected old-internet ironyfags from the weird soundclown and weird twitter bloodlines have been slumping into recently is so painful to watch. It’s the ultimate capitulation to the people he used to make fun of, and his work is obviously more empty without that merciless satire. If we ever see something original from him again, it will be a fucking miracle.
hussie is too ironic for post-irony and obviously too autistic, prideful and wreathed in too many layers of posturing irony to make something actually sincere. Kind of weird he was a star trek fan. TOS, TNG the other pre-2009 ST shows are deeply sincere works.
>>8603193Big Joel nu-Homestuck poser tranny
>>8602880Genuinely this. Trying to understand Homestuck after the fact is futile, you really did have to be there. The story, the art and the music is really only half the picture. The discussions, the hype for each update, the theorycrafting, all of it was part of the comic. I remember, sitting one Xmas, feeling like shit. No family, no friends, no gifts, nothing. But watching Jade make a bunch of stuff as the comic updated something like 30 times on Christmas Day, I felt like the comic updating repeatedly throughout that day was a gift to me, personally. It was still a pretty shitty day, but for that one moment, it wasn't. And talking on /co/, back when it wasn't all culture war bullshit. made me feel a little less alone. And I'd bet good money I wasn't the only one in that exact situation, feeling that exact same way.Homestuck wasn't the friends we made along the way, I don't talk to anyone who's open about their love of the series anymore. But it was the friends we made then, however temporary.
>>8602437Not at my computer rn but I’ll try to list what I remember (all from Undertow.club btw)Start with sby’s loader pack, that covers a good chunk of clothing, some body mods, the eyeliner, and the non-white cumObviously the hairs, most of them have a skincode on the download page tooColor Adjustable TongueSometimes Nipplehue (it can be kind of a pain to get right, and it doesn’t work unless Her skin has at least 30-40 saturation, or with breast mods)A couple of tentadick mods I got from a thread somewhere in the forums, and “Hue Shift His Genitals” for the troll dicks (I think the cum color is part of the loader pack)Some of the pics have FullerLipsPositions and backgrounds are from all over
Whompswap
>>8601963Updates are long over dude. It's 2024.
>>8603547gnaus is so based
high class escort rose lalonde
>>8603340Thank you, I appreciate it
>>8604377Pregnant high class escort rose lalonde?
>>8604397I feel like being pregnant would be bad for business (and bad for the baby) unless you're servicing the real freak clientele
>>8604404If Rose was good at business she wouldn't be a high class escort now would she?
>>8604377Low class escort Damara Megido
>>8604406she must be at least somewhat good at it or she wouldn't be high class, she'd be one of those used-up hags milling around the bad parts of town
>>8604432Damara is the local bicycle who might stab you if she isn't paid in full
>>8604377>high class escort rose lalondeEscorts don't fuck their clients, which is very Rose.
>>8604475they don't? i admit i'm not super familiar with the nuances of sex worki just assumed "escort" was a term people used because it sounded classier than "prostitute" or "hooker"
>>8604498Some escorts doBut high valued ones are more there for arm candy
>buy the Rose Lalonde escort service>hangs on your all day>makes sultry comments around everyone you meet>you shell out for the Full Experience>a full day of sexual tension catches up to you
>>8604561Next time go for the roxy escort
>>8604498You ever watch Firefly? In that, they have 'Companions', who are are a mix of high-class prostitutes, geishas and escorts - you pay for their company, their learning (the series is set in a futuristic Old West setting of sorts) and occasionally, sex. Most of the time, they're used as status symbols though, since you have these exceptionally beautiful women who are cultured, intelligent and so on, who cost about as much as a good-sized spaceship to rent for an evening.
>>8604565I'd rather kill myself, to DEATH, than engage in physical contact with a black woman.
>>8604603>Roxy>BlackHuh?
>>8604603low t
>>8604603That sure is a you problem
>>8604701>what if Feferi wa a total bimbo instead of kinda bimbo
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>>8604909Hell yes.
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>>8604603Sneed
>>8576718She didn't "only" have dog ears, she started barking and acting like a mutt as well. She becomes a dog.
>>8575757Good artist.
>>8604785I would a frog over a dog any day of the week
How can gray women owe me so much sex? The worst part is that they cant even get pregnant.
>>8605008>She didn't "only" have dog ears, she started barking and acting like a mutt as well. She becomes a dog.That's mental not physical it is stated in the text that she doesn't even have a tail
>>8605170>it is stated in the text(of a formspring answer, not the comic itself)
>>8605113I'm pretty sure they can get pregnant
>>8605113>The worst part is that they cant even get pregnant.not with that attitude
>>8604603Oh no, the black community is devastated, how will they ever recover from this snub.
>>8605450>they
>>8604498Hm. Naked sneakers Rose...
>>8605206>not the comic itselfThe art of the comic shows her not having a tail
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>>8605933god i wish she'd put that cigarette out on me
Only one woman comes close to being as sexy as Rose
>>8605950Dave is a sexy
>>8605964Dave is a quality fuckboi
>>8605714I don't recall us ever seeing Jade's ass not in her witch skirt which could reasonably hide a tail beneath it.
>>8606217>which could reasonably hide a tail beneath it.you don't ever see any kind of tail bump when seeing jades backside such as during collide
>>8606409Homestuck characters are so stylized that this is completely irrelevant. Their fucking arms disappear regularly.If Hussie wanted her to have a tail she could have always had a tail.
>>8606452>If Hussie wanted her to have a tail she could have always had a tail.And back on the Formspring Hussie specifically said the only thing she got from Bec was the ears.That said, I'm fine with Jade tail if it's cute.
>>8606096They're still canon ::::]
>>8606513tail on its own is fine but its used as ammo when retards argue that the dog cock "makes sense"
>>8606452>Homestuck characters are so stylized that this is completely irrelevant. Their fucking arms disappear regularly.This argument is retarded turns out Rose always had a unicorn horn Hussie just stylized it out of the comic
>>8606580Twilight Sparkle Rose does sound hot
>>8606528Those people are retarded, and would put a dick on girl regardless of excuse. Don't let them dictate your imagination.
>>8606528Nothing about it "doesn't make sense" though. Merged with male dog, receive male dog anatomy. You can dislike it, you can especially dislike what beyond canon does with it, but saying it doesn't make sense makes you look like an idiot for not being able to put two and two together.
>>8606831there is quite literally nothing you can say that is going to endear me to your stupid fucking radioactive animal cock fetish so really you are just wasting both of our time
>>8606834You mistake my intent if you think there was any desire to "endear" you. I demand logical consistency from you, nothing more and nothing less.But clearly I waste my words on an illiterate.
>>8606831Why does dog dong+human pussy fusion mean she has to have a dog dong and not a dog pussy? Also please delete your file on that post.
>>8606831>>8606840>>8606866Fuck off animal fuckers
>>8606867I'm just saying she's not 100% dog so clearly not everything would be changed so it stands to reason there's no reason her junk has to change fully
>>8606831>Merged with male dog, receive male dog anatomy.If that was true why does she still have other human features she merged with a male dog why does she have human hands?
>>8606866THAT is something that doesn't make sense. Bec didn't have a dog pussy, why should merging with him grant one? Either get his dick or keep her pussy, there's no other option.>>8606870It's a haphazard blending, bits and pieces retained wholesale. She has human hands because she didn't get dog paws, nothing greater or more elaborate than that.
>>8606876>THAT is something that doesn't make sense. Bec didn't have a dog pussy, why should merging with him grant one? Either get his dick or keep her pussy, there's no other option.Because it's a fusion you take the dogness from bec and the pussyness from Jade and get dog pussy. It makes even more sense.
>>8606876>It's a haphazard blendingThen why isn't more of her visibly doggy and spotty if it's so haphazard? >She has human hands because she didn't get dog paws, nothing greater or more elaborate than that.Then she also has a Human Pussy because she didn't get dog dick nothing greater or more elaborate than that.
>>8606885Prototyping is not about the "[X]ness" it literally translates the features X possesses unto you without equalization. There is no calibration here. Either you get the pieces from the prototyped entity or you retain your own pieces. The pieces in play are a male canine and a female human. There is no female canine element.It is not an arcane unification of concepts, it is puzzle pieces locking together.
>PLEASE accept my logical, ethical dog dick headcanon
>>8606887>Then why isn't more of her visibly doggy and spotty if it's so haphazard?As alchemy shows, Skaia likes consistency with its merging mechanisms. Pieces will clearly be taken and applied symmetrically and logically to create an output that "makes sense" by Skaia's design. Thus, dog girl and not furry abomination.>Then she also has a Human Pussy because she didn't get dog dick nothing greater or more elaborate than that.You are free to have whatever imagination you want, anon, so long as it's logically consistent. I'm not here to convince you what to like.
>>8606893Actually I have a logic that trumps yours1 as per John sprites lack genitalia so when fused as Jadespite she has neither cock or pussy so there's never any dick there to begin with2 as Jadesprite she is more animalistic having that furred tuff but when she godtiers she loses that part of doggyness therefore godtiering increased her humanity3 since her body was remade and the sprite half lacked a lower half that lower half came from her humanself and thus she regained her pussy4 Godtiering from a sprite only keeps what the character wants hence Aradia losing ALL frog despite being both Aradia and Frog and thus Jade would never gain a dick becaue she would never want one she only gained the cool parts of Bec that she wanted.
>>8606906additional on 3, what I'm saying there is if she had dog legs to go with the rest of her lower half then I'd say she has a dick but she doesn't so you're wrong and I'm right
>>8606906>1 as per John sprites lack genitaliaGenuinely, since when?>2 as Jadesprite she is more animalistic having that furred tuff but when she godtiers she loses that part of doggyness therefore godtiering increased her humanityIrrelevant. The sheer quantity is completely arbitrary.>3 since her body was remade and the sprite half lacked a lower halfSprites clearly contain the data of lower halves considering sprite^2s have legs. Just because they have their ghostly sprite tail doesn't mean the data is discarded. Otherwise nothing that gets prototyped would ever affect the legs of the carapacians, which we know is a preposterous supposition.>4 Godtiering from a sprite only keeps what the character wants hence Aradia losing ALL frog despite being both Aradia and Frog What Aradia went through is wholly inapplicable to what Jade went through. Aradia's dream self was never a frog, Jade's dream self is what became becced. Aradia could never have gotten frog parts through this process.
>>8606922>Genuinely, since when?When John was talking about about Davesprite on the ship>Irrelevant. The sheer quantity is completely arbitrary.It's clear she became more human not less >Sprites clearly contain the data of lower halves considering sprite^2s have legs. Just because they have their ghostly sprite tail doesn't mean the data is discarded.Those are actually two tails not legs. The sprite doesn't have to have the data the ring has it. Godtiers are idealized selves and an Ideal jade would never have a cock she doesn't want. Jade losing that patch of fur means she didn't keep everything she had as a sprite
I have never met a dogdick supporter who didn't just suck outrightCase in point: Andrew F. Hussie.
>>8606522Fuck yeah ::::)
>>8606965what's up with her elbow
>>8606938>When John was talking about about Davesprite on the shipSince when is John an expert on sprites?>It's clear she became more human not less Irrelevant and arbitrary. "Less" does not mean "lost every canine attribute".>Those are actually two tails not legs. The sprite doesn't have to have the data the ring has it. The sprite is what grants the damn data when it enters the medium.>Godtiers are idealized selves No they aren't. They are just a sburb mechanism of power with nothing beyond that.
>>8606961Pumpkinsmut and Dezz are awesome.
>>8606975>PumpkinsmutNever did the Prospitcest comic like was promised
>>8606975>Pumpkinsmut Miss "I don't like zoophiles now here's actual bestiality porn"? Nah.
>>8606979>MissThat guy's a chick?
>>8606975Lol
>>8606961LICK MY PLATE, YOU DOGDICK
Momanon and dadanon are fighting about dog penises again. :(
>>8607106It proves that the white woman thing about dogs is off, because they’re both negroes
saved from MSPFA creator's twitter before they nuked it. Probably the only official nsfw art of their character
I can't make my Serket hypnosis fetish threads on /v/ because the mods keep sniping them >:(
>>8607115why are you posting that on /v/ and not here
>>8607115I'm sure you'll have a lot more success if you did that here, anon.
>>8607127I was the guy who came in here a few weeks asking if I could talk about asexual hypno/forced sleep stuff here and a bunch of niggas flipped. If I can do it now, I will, but there's a reason I didn't. All my fantasies are blue-board-compliant anyway.
>>8607129you don't need permission just post the shit and attach some porn and i assure you almost no one will care
>>8607129If that's the case, you'd probably be better off going to a different site entirely, if you want to keep making excuses.
>>8607136What do you get out of this? I fucking swear, 4chan was infiltrated by jagweeds like you just so you could intentionally ruin its reputation and blame us. No one on this site before 2012 would have tried to turn fetish threads into a dick-measuring contest with an entire running cast of drama and trying to own someone over their posting habits. Just jerk off to your dog piss porn and leave me the fuck alone.
>>8607139>No one on this site before 2012 would have tried to turn fetish threads into a dick-measuring contest>Just jerk off to your dog piss porn and leave me the fuck alone.Yes, we know the kettle's black, no need to remind us.
>>8607110But Rose is a white woman.
>>8607115Have you tried not being a retard
>>8607129Reminder to everyone that this isn’t what happened, and >>8607129 autism-fucked himself into feeling insulted. Asexual but definitely still acting like a faggot.
i want to fuck a homestuck
>>8605950Artist??
I want to sniff her feet lads
>>8607406The power of fortune
>>8607758Who?
>>8608102gun to my head i'd say thats one of those generic vast error trolls
>>8608104It's not, I'd already have porn of her if it was.
>>8608102>>8608104Thats Oficus from Prisounebound. The creator recently did art remakes
>>8608110Fuuuuuck that's another reason I need to get off my fat ass and actually read it then.
>>8608112It was posted earlier but the creator only did one canonical nsfw art of their character on their twitter that has since been deleted>>8607114
>>8608118I've read up to her at least. There has never been a more attractive character than her in anything Homestuck related. Custom-built to fit to literally all the things I find hot, both in design and personality. I must spend my life trying to make (true) AI a reality so I can have her irl.
>>8608120your autism intrigues me, anontell me about this fantroll
>>8608120I may anonymous ask the creator on Tumblr if they're going to draw more porn. Either of ellith or renity, or anyone really
>>8608127Ellith Fezzit. Massive, and I do mean MASSIVE, crybaby. Loves working with her hands, is very nice, loves plushies. Has a real hobby, can take care of herself to some degree despite being a pushover. LITERALLY built for sex and then marriage.
Fezzit Appreciation
>>8608142I love her.
How does a man like Andrew Hussie create something that normies were so perfectly able to steal? Why is it that Homestuck's neurotypical fanbase that mindbroke Andrew are able to replicate his artstyle perfectly, when ostensibly they shouldn't be able to understand him or his art?
>>8608149For all his posturing, Hussie isn't actually an autist. His mental illness is narcissism, not something more...esoteric or hard to get. Homestuck (and Problem Sleuth) were just a consequence of the right guy (someone who could make six panels a day for years at a time and be funny) in the right cultural context. With him basically paving the way, replicating his shtick became incredibly easy, everyone had the blueprint. Hell, you could very easily make the case for Undertale also being part of the MSPaint Adventures realm.You can even see how the narcissism tore it all down in the end, when he got way too big for his boots and got mad that he wasn't a niche hipster anymore.
>>8608157kind of weird to claim hussie isn't a turbo autist. like yes there's a lot else going on, not least of all the narcissism, but he is clearly very much autistic
>>8608157>>8608168Stop using the word 'autism' to describe it, you cum-gargling losers.
>>8608169That's why I specifically said he's not autistic, anon.
What, exactly, do you people think autism is?
I found more art from the creators>>8607758
>>8608177Finally, another good post in this thread.
>>8608174It's just the normal person's word for anything weird.
>>8608174that thing Meursault had in The Stranger
>>8608169Lol brainbroke faggot is getting mad.
>>8608174A degenerative neural disorder that impairs social and communicative functions
>>8608382Is this early Pavizi?
>>8608146I'd like to note that the creator does have a donation page on his group's cspaintadventures website. Might help get pages out if if they got thrown some schmeckels(Also Renity)
>>8608395What?
>>8608400>e-begging on aco>for a dime-a-dozen mspfa no less
>>8608400Most MSPFAs are run by Andrew-hating neurotypicals. Even the ones that seem extremely faithful to the original style are secretly made by assholes
>>8608404On the MSPFA discord where they frequent looking at chat history it seems theyre actually a big fan of hussie
>>8608407Just saying that you can’t trust an MSPFA just because they nail Andrew’s style
>>8608417Maybe not, but I enjoy the story at leastIts got alot going for it just being written by two people. Talking to them on discord they seem alright, i wonder if I should tip them off to this thread but that would be kind of awkward
I'm glad we can finally admit that fantrolls are great. Especially her.png
>>8608436Who.jpg
>>8608440her.png
>>8608421>name censored>differing image qualities between sender messages and pav's>pavizi incredibly outspoken about hating loli/pedophile shit>only alt photos posted on discord, all higher quality than the shitty pedo edit in the imageif you're gonna post some edited garbage, make it a fucking nsfw image at least
>>8608387also nah, different artist. early pavizi looks like this
>>8608400Fuck off shill
>>8608421Dude. Go back to Sturdy.
>>8608400You dont have to shill for them, im sure if they wanted to they would do so already.I do like Renity however. Very Pretty
>>8608421you don't have to invent reasons to hate pavizi, they're already perfectly hateable as a loser autist who leverages their gender identity to beg for donations while simultaneously turning down any commission that asks for a woman to be drawn without a comically large penis
>>8608404>Andrew-hating neurotypicalsThank God, Hussie is a fucking faggot.
>>8608574I shill because I want more renity,. I want more of the pretty girl.
>>8608605Isnt renity already a major plotpoint character already? Im sure we will see alot more of her in upcoming updates.It could probably come across like youre the creator, or a friend being shifty and shilling in a gay thread
>>8608609are you too autistic to tell when someone likes a character or are you just trying to stir shiti'm trying to see your angle here
>>8608610Im just saying anon it could be seen the wrong way. Anyway i love renity as well and i do want to see more of her
>>8608382>a new onewho's the artist for these and are there more?
>>8608177New art posted recently on their bluesky. Good god if Act 1 was as good as the one-off art it may be more popular
>>8608669I always found it kinda weird when artists drew porn of their OCs, then I made my own fantroll and I instantly got it.
>>8608722The creator is originally an NSFW artist which is weird because the story itself is not suggestive or explicit
>>8608725Not that weird. It's not hard to just curb the coom impulses when writing, or to hide them.
>>8608733At least we get to see canonical poosee
>>8608739And not just canonical pussy, but also the most detailed version of a nook and bulge I think I've seen before. Also the only one that doesn't look like a wound.
>>8608722Just wait until you find out that most artists’ OCs that they draw porn of are based on their real-life crushes
>>8608758Based.
>>8608764413th Reply at 11:11:11 EST.Hussie is that you?
>>8608775What the fuck?>>8608764Andrew, if that really is you, can you confirm to us that you actually were fetishizing Vriska and Aranea’s sleep powers?
>>8608780Jesus Christ man can you be less of a loser? On my hands and knees begging you right now, all your posts are just incredible second-hand embarrassment.
>>8608786Stop reading Homestuck, stop using 4chan porn boards, log off the internet and go watch football instead of shitting up my fantasies, broseph. If this kind of thing aggravates or embarrasses you, you’re not supposed to be following a Hussie project.
>>8608791have you tried not being a gay retard loser instead
>>8608814Have you tried staying in your fucking lane and not trying to insert yourself into internet communities you’re neurologically incapable of understanding and trying to tear down people who make you feel insecure about how worthless you are? It’s like Homestuck opened the floodgates for a bunch of fucking cockroaches to infest every nook and cranny of fandom and chan culture, and here we are, ten years later, just 3, 4, 5 people trying to discuss our weird little fetish on an orange board, and you’re just clawing at me like a facehugger, trying to shit one last egg into my throat so I might carry your genes a few more feet before you pass on. You will never be accepted here, no matter how many of your illiterate fuckbuddies throw themselves at my posts. I will drink your tears to restore my youth and rub your pissed underwear on my face to attract bucks that I can feed myself with. LEAVE.
>>8608827>goes to /aco/>clicks on Homesmut thread>complains
>>8608831>goes to /aco/>clicks Homesmut thread>ruins>mocks people for complaining
>>8608834So anon, do you like homestuck
>>8608827that's a lot of gay retard complaining all to defend a gay retard sleep fetishI prescribe to you 10 hours straight of using a gooning AI before you come here every time, so that you're spent of this weird desire and can't talk about it here.
>>8608836I do, but I’m not into taint-licking, sorry. Freckles are really hot, though.Is there a centralized resource for Homestuck steam? MSPABooru doesn’t allow anything porny.
>>8608843It's spread between midnightcrewbooru, rule34stuck, rule34.xxx and paheal.And even then, there's shit that slips through the cracks on xitter and such.
>>8608844It’s cool. Most of the stuff I like is cheesecake. Maybe once I start drawing again, I’ll take some requests for troll booby-showing and sleep stuff.
Someone needs to request Prisounebound creators to make more porn of their sluts.
>>8608609Honestly it's kinda just pity. The donation website shows that it's getting 8.50 a month. Less then 10 dollars. I like their shit and want to see them get at least something out of their work
>>8608848Honestly I'm trying to get back into drawing just so that I can draw Renity
>>8608669What's the bluesky @?
>>8608920@moonrunes.bsky.socialMost of it is just adventure update announcements, but maybe we could get more nsfw if liked enough
>>8608924@tridesert.bsky.socialIs the co-creator and also has their own adventure. I think the recent updates alludes that the stories are connected.
>>8608827>>8608780>>8608786You might be too terminally autistic to post online here. Have you considered furaffinity? Or eka’s portal? There might be more people like you there.
>>8608956Hello? Homestuck porn?
>>8608957>jiltedLol
Bigger than before
>>8608924Rather just have more of the adventure that gets enough fans to that make porn of the characters
>>8608978EXTREMELY jilted Lmao
>>8608993Huh>>8608987It will happen eventually
>>8608987>make more updates>more updates = more fans>more fans = more porn>repeat
>>8608831We got a lot of people who behave like that, it's weird.
>>8608382>good aranea design>decide to add poorly drawn penisI have more respect for blatantly homosexual men than futafags. Their shit fetish ruins everything it touches, it looks gross, plus makes hermaphordites existence a living hell because it fetishizes them.
>>8609202>makes hermaphordites existence a living hell because it fetishizes themnigga
>>8609202we truly live in the worst timeline where artists realized futafags are just as easily to financially manipulate as footfagszero standards, zero taste, will literally consume whatever you dangle in front of them
>>8609202Why is this general so full of legitimately agonizing people like this?
>>8609208>wtf why don't you like my shit fetish
>>8609210*sleep fetish
>>8609202> makes hermaphordites existence a living hell because it fetishizes themAre you actually mentally impaired
>homestuck generally has worse and more grotesque porn than other creative works>threads are also worse and more grotesquemakes ya think
>>8609221This is what happens when a billion people get memed into thinking sex is hot.
>>8609222is this thread getting attacked with gas or something, why is everyone retarded all of a sudden
>>8609222this is what happens when calling someone's fetish retarded gets you labeled a puritan
>>8609223gasg-gggas
>>8609224Maybe you should stop being a puritan and let people enjoy things, threadcop. You notice things only get shittier when you show up?
>>8609226JERMA?WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE HOMESTUCK PORN THREAD?
>>8609227>noooooo you have to let me fantasize about green apple dog dick out loud it's my ancestral right
>>8609232Correct. In what you believe is sarcasm, you've stumbled upon simple facts. You are not the king, here, coward.
>>8609233lol fag
>>8609237>noooooo you have to most vanilla milquetoast inoffensive material or else my 2 inch boner evaporates this is a violation of the NAP help police I'm being raped
>>8609202It wasn't up to me. When you start paying for (or god forbid, drawing) Homestuck porn, you can decide what fetishes do or don't get drawn. Or, herre's an idea, ignore the porn you don't enjoy like literally everyone else on this board.
>>8609238lolfag
>>8609238Just forget it. They’ll keep doing disgusting shit like this until neurotypicals get banned from the entire site. You’re not helping yourself by posting Pavizi, though.
>>8609192Guys pls the op say no animal dongs it's that simple kaythx bai
>>8609243>They’ll keep doing disgusting shit like this until neurotypicals get banned from the entire site.sir, are you lost? this is 4chan
>>8609249Autism center of the internet. Normalfags go home.
>>8609248the constitution says it's ethical for me to loudly, openly daydream about fucking dogs and if you don't let me infodump on you you're a bigot
Yo. I'm the artist and writer who's been making a lot of threads about Vriska Serket hypnotizing people over the past month. I'm hoping to return to drawing soon, but I've been going through a lot and my future is a little bit uncertain. In the meantime, does anyone have S- or Q-rated art requests involving canon Hussie or HS2/MSPFA characters? I'll take a crack at the ones I like once I'm back in working order.
>>8609258Hope you get a brain aneurysm.
>>8609258what in the hell and fuck are s and q rated drawings
>>8609261Safe/Questionable
>>8609263oh i understand. you should draw rose in a risque yet socially acceptable spirit halloween witch costume.
>>8609253>>>>>>>"ethical"nigga where do you think you are
>>8609275Sometimes the bug people wander here by accident and won’t leave
>>8609223We’ve reached retard saturation. There’s our usual one - >>8609227 >>8609192 >>8608978 >>8609238 + the dog dick conversation etc.this miserable awful person - >>8608827 >>8609258 >>8607115 >>8607129 This waste of space - >8604603 >8608421 - and for some reason a large influx of fanadventure shills (I guess someone posted about 4chan on their discord server). There’s only so much space in here before we reach peak retardation - even on our best days we’re at about 75%. And this is far from one of our best days
>>8609279fanventure shills are actually the only good people in this threadt.fanventure shill
>>8609279If I had a button that I could push that would shoot every one of you faggots out of an airlock in a pod and land you in a Detroit suburb wracked by juggalo gang violence to ensure you’d remain bedridden for life after a bullet to the neck robbed you of your ability to use this website, I would push it until my desk collapsed.
>>8609282Hey one of my internet bros is a juggalo adjacent wagie in detriot he'd bail me out
>>8609285Invertebrates like you are the reason Andrew chimped out and is never going to make anything again. No channer should ever know a juggalo.
>>8609258literally just any solo fefetasprite PLEASE
>>8609286I said adjacent he's not full jugg
>>8609282I have a crackhead friend in Toledo that could drive over and pick me up, no biggie.>>8609286I can't believe there's an actual Hussie fanatic still here. I'd imagine that after Hussie's spectacular failures, you'd've all died out.
>>8609298If you can name ten Hussie works that aren’t related to MSPA, TSO, or Psycholonials within two minutes of this post going up, I’ll give you a free art request that I’ll draw whenever I’m able to do the other ones.
mommy and daddy please stop fighting :(
>>8609303No. My brain's not empty enough to remember Hussie works.
>>8609308You just missed your ‘I can pay ICP 70 dollars to read the lyrics to Marshall Mathers’ moment, fella. I didn’t place any restrictions on what you could ask me to draw, so you totally could have made me draw myself getting fucked up the ass with a tentadildo attached to a nail gun, and it totally would have been possible for you to cheat and skim the Hussie Hunt series on r/Homestuck to do it. There would be no way for me to know. Now it’s over.
>>8609314You have some strange fantasies man. Maybe f-list would be more your speed.
i would highly appreciate it if mommy and daddy stopped fucking fighting
>>8609321This place is for shitposting. /hsg/ is for good posts.
>>8609315lmfaoI know you’re bantering, but F-List is a graveyard for the entire human condition. Trying to find a roleplay on F-List would be like trying to find an egg in Ms. Crabtree’s vagina.
>>8609322/hsg/ on Megidochan or the actual good Homestuck stealth threads on the blue boards?
>>8609327A secret third option.
Just post what you enjoy, it's that simple. Drama addicts have no place here.If they get upset: good.
>>8609330I wish there were more than three pictures on the entire internet where a Serket puts someone to sleep.
>>8609279>oneI'm just a fan of her.png
>>8609347For me, it's she.gif
>>8609347Yeah I have no idea why he thinks there's a connection there.
>>8609350I'm calling for a she and her alliance
>>8609354I thought that was already in effect.
>>8609355Then let's renew our vows
>>8609228uu: DIRK.uu: IF YOu CANNOT GASLIGHT THE STREAMER INTO PRODuCING MY SMuT.uu: THE TRAP WILL ACTIVATE.uu: FILLING YOuR ROOM WITH GAS.uu: BuT NOT JUST ANY GAS, DIRKuu: AND CERTAINLY NOT THE GAS THAT YOu ARE uSED TO.uu: IT WILL FILL YOuR ROOM. uu: WITH SEWER GAS.uu: IT STINKS.
>>8609374lmao
>>8609306>>8609321This wasn’t funny the first time you posted it.
>MFW I see a massive schizo spergout that didn’t have to happenSomeone get the pineapples please
What about normal dick jade?
>>8609500He’s okay, but you gotta give him the glasses back
>>8609528NEW THREAD
>>8609220doesnt kuprum say that
>>8608421>poor attempt at smearing pavizi>fantasizing about her being a pedophilei can smell the tennohs on this image
