Post all your Velma's
This captcha shit is ludicrous.
>>8628350>hfw Shaggy goes for the scooby snack with zero hesitation
Remember one of these guys got upset that the others "stole" the concept of tattooed Velma.
Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is. Look- here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /aco/./aco/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.
>>8629977What can I say, she's adorkable.
>>8629994She's my favorite. I just love that silly pasta.
>>8629977The thing is that all women are beautiful anon,
>>8629977You can tell she has giant tits under those sweaters even with the old design. And the fact that she juts wears a skirt with no leggings is also hot as fuck, she probably doesnt wear panties either
Bump. Wish I could compress the Derpixon animation somehow.
>>8632735>Wish I could compress the Derpixon animation somehow.why can't you?
>>8638094
>>8638784>>8638786>>8638788>>8638790>>8638791Velma got a makeover.
>>8639799lol my bad man genuinely no clue how that happened, thanks for not yelling at me
Classic.
>>8646380And an alternative palette.
>>8629977You're basically looking at an starting point and end result without actually doing the math in between. Velma is explicitly modeled after the character Zelda Gilroy from a 50s sitcom called "The Many Loves of Dobie Gills". She was an annoying know-it-all girl in frumpy clothes who was always snubbed by the main character Dobie (Fred), who was always going after the pretty, popular girls like Yvette LeBlanc (Daphne). Zelda essentially created the stock character of "the frumpy nerd girl no one give a chance to". Essentially, the OTHER girl next door. Over time, Velma became the mascot of this archetype. Over time, the comedy trope of "unconventionally attractive nerds are secretly hot if they just dress correctly" started popping up in teen comedies. This happened to Velma, too. And with nerds finding it easier to date other nerds, porn of Velma (the girl a nerd COULD get) starts to over take porn of Daphne (the hot popular girl the jock/hero gets).
>>8647994Or maybe some people just like skirts and sweaters and what could be under them. Don't need a dissertation on it.
