Last Thread >>8673853No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elsePlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
>>8681868>Damara opGood
>>8681880Very
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>>8682058>>8682059>>8682060No grotesque art allowed. Keep it to a reasonable size.>>8681885You too hambeast fucker.
How likely is it that grimbark Jade was actually looking for John for her own reasons rather than a direct order from HIC? I mean, Jane was already planning on wringing Jake dry, even if it had to he done by force, why can't Jade go for a litter of her own?
>>8682066Dogfucker this is sorta pathetic
>>8682089No no, this is the censorship thread, we should all be enforcing the rules.>>8682068Incest is also grotesque.
this is aco grow the fuck up
I don't know what's going on in this thread, but I need help finding a Feferi image. It's her, but she's in Juggalo face paint next to a short Gamzee (Pic kinda related).
>>8682142The best I have is this really small version, but I know a larger, higher-quality version of this image exists somewhere because I've seen it on this thread before.
Wasn't me this time, I don't even bother to make threads anymore. I have enough material that fits these "rules" anyway.(Not that I obey arbitrary restrictions to begin with I just haven't had much quality content to post as of late.)
>>8682143It's by a faggot named Tennohsmantra. You can find his stuff if you want, but like - it's a mix of gore/snuff, scat, and pedo shit. >short gamzeeIt's kid fucking anon. the word you're looking for is shotacon.
>>8682196I’m genuinely convinced this board is what killed Homestuck on 4chan permanently
That "nine months in my womb making me suffer" meme but it's John and Rose
>>8682154wheres the jannies, this is just too far.
>>8681868Oh thanks for remembering
>>8682279Nothing is too far there.
>>8682316OH YEAH BABY LALONDECEST WOO WOO WOO
>>8682326Rose is great
>>8682154wish i could understand why this shit is so repulsive to me as someone who is neutral on rosemary and has a cheating kink.>mentally illyes i know thank you
>>8682357I couldn't parse it for you, I don't see what's particularly objectionable there. Jade's dick is a little too big, but that's just how it goes sometimes.
Jade is great
>>8682413I don't know, I like a tall, awkward lanky dave.
>>8682154>futa faggot sexually aroused by posting futa where it isn't wantedNever change cocksucker, you wouldn't want to lose your reputation
>>8682416Oh no you don't understand. Dave is tall and lanky.Jade's just THAT much taller.
>>8682437Yet OP is too cowardly to put futa as a blanket forbiddance in the OP. It is wanted here plenty, get used to it.
>>8682447Because it's okay when it's tentabuldges because they're alien but not okay when it's humans simple as.
>>8682196Sweet, thanks, dude! I've been looking for quite a while but didn't realize it was from a pretty active Homesmut artist.>ShotaconHonestly, I don't know what this artist is into. I just saw a Capricorn sign, knew it was Gamzee, and was also aware that Fuschia bloods can grow obscenely tall. Anything beyond that was not in my scope of knowledge.If that's what the artist intended, it's a bit weird, but whatever. I'm more in this for Feferi than anything else.
this is weird reasoning
>>8682505Yes. Good noticing.
>>8682683are you trying to make us go to the other thread by posting gross shit?
>>8682698Obviously. Report the scat faggot
So are the mods okay with 2 Homestuck threads on the board? What if they delete a thread? What if they delete this one?
>>8682732Yeah we’ve had it that way before.
i know that, realistically, despite their last names, the lalondes would not have french accents, because they are from new england (upstate NY iirc?).but thinking about it does give me a boner.
>>8682949>new england (upstate NY iirc?).As a wealthy family from the Adirondacks, they would have Locust Valley Lockjaw accents. Think FDR, or the Pewterschmidts from Family Guy.Obviously this doesn't apply to Alpha Roxy, her accent is cobbled together from VTuber vods.
>>8682196Nta but, who cares. It's Homestuck.
>>8682964i don't want to think about that at all actuallyshan't
>>8682983And nor should you
Lalonde Dichotomy
Where are people posting Homestuck porn in the modern day? Is it all just twitter?
>>8683265twitter, bluesky. might still be a couple people lurking around on tumblr. a few probably got ran off to baraag or cohost or something for too-taboo content.
>>8683265Be aware that 99% of it is going to be fat tranny shit, no matter what the thread pedant claims.
>>8682964>>8682994usually i'm not one for incest outside of porn but rose and roxy getting together and solving eachother's mommy issues through fucking would quite literally be the natural conclusion to their character arcs
>>8683268Damn. I just hate trying to find stuff on Twitter. Somehow searching feels even clunkier than Tumblr.>>8683269Every other fandom seems to have that problem nowadays.
>>8683289the drawing in the top right is cute but the problem is the fact that theres inflation right next to itso is life, i suppose
>>8683269i wont deny that a lot of modern porn is tranny shit but i feel like you guys are over-reacting on how bad it is, the worst ive saw on bluesky is someone with a inability to draw good looking penis and a straight with a bad looking artstyle
>>8683326Bluesky is so bad. I went over to a new thing with no blocks and I was scrolling and scrolling before I got to even one non-tranny thing. It's taken up by trans Jake and hairy dogdick Jades. This ain't the fandom I fell in love with, that's for sure.
>>8683342I have more issues with bluesky as a website than I do the people on it. Discovery algorithm/for you tab is dogshit and it takes way too many clicks to switch accounts.
>>8683342Sad! Trannies are gross and I don't want to see them. Hussie letting mongoloids put their trans headcanons into HS2 was a big mistake.
Man I wanna draw cute Dirks
>>8683348It's not just that. Even if you take away the trans stuff they aren't attractive people. I don't understand it.
Lol
>>8683531perfectionfinallythe true tavros and vriska relationship
im going to spell it out for you guys because this thread is major annoying, and its why i dont take requests from here anymore
>>8683641>malding to the point of making a bad chartBruh take your meds. You are displaying lolcow behaviour for no real reason.
>>8683641>gee can people start drawing attractive characters and not hideous bbc standins>ummmmmmhmhmhmhmh noooo?There's a reason this scene is dead and I think you know why.
>>8683641Just fyi you're not a woman btw.
lol >>8683695>>8683689>>8683660
>>8683641You don't have to justify your slob/foreskin/bodyhair/diaper/raceplay fetishes to us, anon. You should take pride in having killed the remnant of a fandom by sheer sociopathic willpower.I love that once a moth or so, the goddamn Homestuck Porn general has to play host to one or two people having a goddamn meltdown after being asked to stop posting their massive library of memeshit for one thread.
>>8683641why is aradia naked? if shes going to be formal enought to present us a compass chart then she should put on a suit maybe
>>8683641nice aradia boobs>>8683737nanna ass when
>>8683751its a birthday suit
>>8683641i think not wanting to see fetish porn is a reasonable enough request, try mking your own thread or posting on rule34 instead
>>8683641That's a terrible chart and you're a massive faggot, but I nonetheless need to take a moment to compliment your handwriting.
>>8683641>why i dont take requests from here anymoreBecause we want normal shit and not whatever tranny crap you wanna cook up lmao get fucked
Just goes to show that being able to draw porn doesn’t preclude anyone from being a fucking idiot
>>8683762What constitutes a fetish is arbitrary and it's an unreasonable request to enforce upon a legacy thread.
>>8683641Where have I seen this style before...
>>8684028I think fat hairy eridan with a trussy getting tentacle raped isn't exactly on most people's radar for good porn
>>8683641Now wait just a second before a goddamn minute… Soldierexclipse, is that you?
>>8684028>What constitutes a fetish is arbitraryNo it is isn't, and you know it. There's a reason the weeb boards are split into Tame, Vanilla, and Everything Else, and that even on the Everything Else board, the especially disgusting shit has its own containment threads.The problem is not people enforcing arbitrary standards of taste on your innocent desire to see hairy pangender skintubes. Its that you have a psychological need to disgust people you consider normies, and you should get help for that. Somewhere else.
>>8684051Funny thing is it's never that.It's always just dogdick Jade fucking Rose. For all their whinging and bitching it's basic bitch tastes wanting to post the fetish equivalent of british food.
>>8684059>No it is isn't, and you know it. There's a reason the weeb boards are split into Tame, Vanilla, and Everything Else,If you want this conduct applied to this thread, all futa, tentabulges etc. must be allocated to the Everything Else.
>>8684083I'm glad you agree. Kick the futafags out.
>>8683641>misspelled 'expiremental'>wrong troll for the memelolololol get fucked
>>8684084Go ahead and codify it into the OP then. In fact why not get rid of trolls too? Make this a JohnRose DaveJade exclusive general. Coward.
>>8684089Are you Andrew Hussie? Because your whole "say what you think is a bad idea but it's actually a good idea" birthmark is showing.
>>8684089You go to all the trouble of making a chart but refuse to understand the concept of a gradient. Sounds about right for a sociopath.
>>8684094See right there? Massive insertion. Fetish. Get it out of here.
>>8684097Good, keep going, get all that mald out of your system.
>>8684097Maybe if you had better taste in porn you wouldn't be throwing a hissy pissy.
>>8684099>>8684131Smugness is not an argument. You know it's fetish content.
>>8684132You're whining because nobody wants to see animal cock futa. That's the long and short of it and it's hilarious that you're that pissed off over that fact and the fact that the thread misses the days when the porn wasn't 90% that.
>>8684133Many people want to see it, else it wouldn't be made. You're the decrepit old puritan who doesn't want to see it, because you personally feel cuckolded whenever Jade's not with Dave. You are the only one "missing" anything and you assert that everyone is as high on copium as you are. Yes, we've established these facts a thousand times.
>>8684139>many people want to see itYet nobody here does. Maybe your dumb shit would find more reception on bluesky.
>>8684144I want to see it. I know at least one other poster agrees with me. Two is sufficient, two is all there need be. But let's continue speaking in hyperbolic absolutes, shall we? I'll say you're the only one who doesn't. Good on you for finally posting content instead of crying, but oops: bald women, that's fetish content. Get it outta here.
>>8684148>I want to see it.Then go to the futa thread where you're welcome, instead of throwing the same tantrum you always do.
>>8684148>Comes to place where she knows her crap isn't popular>Throws a fit when nobody bends over backwards for her
>>8684152Average modern Homestuck supporter in a nutshell.
>>8684150You mean the proper thread that was made as a proper continuation? It's not different or distinct. Stop trying to make an other of it, when the censored thread is the unwelcome addition. Also, add more censorship to it. Be sure to ban futa, gay, and incestuous content as those are all extremes.
>>8684152We're not here for a popularity contest, and you are not a judge with the right of veto. We're here to post things we enjoy. Nothing more.
>>8684153And it's all for the most basic bitch of fetishes and ships too. At least die on a hill for something like unbirthing or appliance transformation instead, like damn.
>>8684089don't forget the johnjade daverose for the deliriously basednasty
>>8684165Nope, incest is a fetish. Verboten.
>>8684167oh barf
>>8684139>>8684144Of all possible things to be indignant about, you chose "I want to see animal dicks on cartoon characters, and I can't enjoy it if I'm forcing other people to see it too". Even here, in the bottom of the barrel of /aco/ fandom threads, you're still a disgusting isolated crank, and you're so offended by being told so that you're going on a multiday temper tantrum.You might be the most pathetic person on planet earth.
>>8684162Then you don't get to whine when everyone tells you they don't enjoy your shit.
>>8684094godDAMN this is a hot pic>>8684144this too
>>8684172Hey look how easy this is to throw right back at you.>Of all possible things to be indignant about, you chose "I don't want to see animal dicks on cartoon characters, and I can't enjoy anything if I'm forced to even see it in a 200 pixel thumbnail". Even here, in the bottom of the barrel of /aco/ fandom threads, you're still a disgusting isolated crank, and you're so offended by being told so that you're going on a multiday temper tantrum.
>>8684173I don't. I complain when attempts are made at forbidding it in perpetua. You are ever free to dislike at leisure, it does not concern me.
>>8684178>I know you are but what am IYou've had some good meltdowns in the past, but this is genuine mental illness on public display.>>8684179>in perpetuaHave you considered that people wouldn't mind if you treated your slob fetish as a sometimes food instead of spamming it every time someone insults your delicate ego?
>>8684187oooo equius getting some action nice nice nice
>>8684187>Have you considered that people wouldn't mind if you treated your slob fetish as a sometimes food instead of spamming it every time someone insults your delicate ego?I typically only post the new content I've come across or supply when material is requested. That's my entire conduct in this thread and only ever has been for the past five years.Literally the only time I have ever "spammed" is when a janny decided to specifically police me, once, in 2021, whereupon I just took to reposting everything at it got deleted.And for fuck's sake, you know it's not anything far outlandish. You just violently dislike it in particular because HS^2 made a thing of it and that thing hurts you emotionally. You are the one who screeches as if an old wound is being thumbed each time. I just like to see the things I like.
>>8684187You're expecting a modern Homestuck fan to understand basic decorum?
>>8684192>it's not anything far outlandish. You just violently dislike it in particular because HS^2Au contrare my neanderthal friend, I don't give a flying fuck about HS2 or any other stupid shipping nonsense. Look, I'll even meet you halfway and post some fuckery.What I hate and what people are dunking on you for is this>>8683289>>8682154>>8684014>>8682971Intentionally garbagetier shit that was made and posted to elicit a negative response from other people. Do not even try to pretend that you enjoy this crap. It exists to fuck with people, to bring down a thread by filling it with slop so you can pat yourself on the back for spoiling the enjoying of people you don't like.All this whinging about taste is just you trying to convince yourself that you're being persecuted by people with thinner skin than yourself.
im sure this questions been asked many times now but how would you do act 6
>>8684226Setting aside the blimp aradia that has nothing to do with me, the other three are not in any way "garbagetier shit made to elicit negative responses". It's just fucking art, man. Yes, I enjoy this. Maybe that fourth image is lower quality as an absolute, but that's just that artist not being amazing. It's still a neat concept of JadeRoxy and sometimes concept is good enough.Your imagination that there is some engagement poltergeist trying to enrage you specifically is ridiculous. You ARE, in fact, legitimately persecuting me, by trying to portray my interests as some nefarious tactic and forbidding it accordingly. I am not seeking to bring down anything.Welwraith in particular is just a good artist. Again, I admit the dick is a bit too big for my own tastes, but whatever. A two footer is barely in the hyper category. Xenopavilia may be of lower quality, but hardly "intentionally garbage".
Rose prengagnat with Dave's child.
>>8684226Also while a doublepost is in bad taste, I REALLY want to know where >>8682413 this kind of material sits in your world view. It's easily the worst image in this thread and neither of us commented on it, because that's the actual appropriate conduct for hideous art you do not care for.
>>8684243The only problem wrong with that is Jade's face honestly.
>>8684249None of it looks good. Her tail looks like a sea cucumber. Her breasts are akin to warhead tipped missiles. Dave's head isn't on his neck. It's deviantart grade.
>>8684252>Her breasts are akin to warhead tipped missilesYeah it's great.
Besides Soldierexclipse and her passive aggressive nonsense who's even left that isn't like, a straight up pedophile or draws nothing but trans jade
>>8684260What is even the point of making judgment calls on an artist's character or interest instead of their art? I don't care who's into loli.
>>8684243Honestly, I didn't include it because I figured you'd be all pissy about how it doesn't include Jade dick and therefore invalidates every complaint anyone has ever made.>>8684241Shame for you that I'm not the one making threads. But damn, you actually like Welwraith's garbage? Tell you what pal, I'll make you a deal. I'll stop calling your taste shit if you stop spamming this stuff when anyone else calls it shit.
>>8682117Pretty much every ship in Homestuck is incest somehow. Get over it.
>>8684264I never spam and I don't care when people dislike what I post. I am very reasonably bothered by being singled out by the edit to the OP trying to forbid me from one of my hangouts for material that is not even particularly objectionable.>Shame for you that I'm not the one making threadsWell you seem to be getting into this for no real reason then.And yes, Welwraith is a good artist by any objective measure. The linework is amazing, the colorwork is amazing. Hate the content as much as you wish, but it is very, very well constructed.
>>8684263Their art is lolicon you smug fucking retard, that's the point.Answer the question, who is fucking left now?
>>8684286I don't know where you got the idea that an artist can only draw loli forever if they draw it once.Anyway Pumpkinsmut's still smutting it up so long as you pay him.
>>8684281>I never spamuhuh, yet youre sperging about the op telling you not tojust shut up bitch
>>8684291I guess you're spamming for replying? It's called a conversation fuckass. It has two parts.
>>8684289You mean the person who does nothing but Yiffy with a dick knotting trans Dave, yeah okay.
all this arguing and almost no cat girl pussy smfh
>>8684297Pumpkinsmut works by commission. Somebody's paying for that. You can pay for other stuff.
>>8684260What's there to stick around for?
>>8684286>>8684289goddamn these're good pics nice one>>8684291this too
>>8684300oh please, PS drew it constantly and labeled themselves as the loli artist. the commissions were a bonus, its one thing to not care but dont try to pull the "poor little artist had to draw it to survive" bit
>>8684343This is ridiculously irrelevant. I don't support your notion of thoughtcrime nor shall I even attempt to understand it. Good art is good art.
>>8684351retard, i didnt say anything about the act of drawing loli or the quality of their art, dont slip off your demented soapbox and hurt yourself
thread has had a worryingly imbalanced jane tits to pointless whining ratio can we change this
>>8684358Well, Jane is the patron saint of pointless whining
>>86836412spirt isn't real and you will never stop being a white man, stick to drawing art not being a retard
Honestly I literally could not care less about what people draw as long as they stop making all the characters black
>>8684448>yeah I can deal with dog cocks and lolisho and slob fetish art and inflation and cuckoldry and men with hairy vaginas but god FORBID I have to see a black personyou might be the most retarded person in this thread right now and that's certainly a feat
i bought a rose keychain on etsy and it came with a little rose doodle on the artist's business card. it's very cute.
>>8684241Mmmmm, pregnant Jade.
>>8684448so much this
hi can i has one vriska porns normal sized boobies and buttcheeks and normal/tall height pwease
>>8684474you want to make that a combo for just one dollar more?
>>8684457At least I'm actually able to filter the other stuff out. Also, cuntboys are hot. And I'm autistic so I honestly don't give a fuck if you think I'm retarded; I literally heard people call me that every day in middle school.
>>8684479erm yes pl0x and can i have a sprite
>>8684473why is that dick turning blue
>>8684497what does it feel like to poke a boobie
>>8684504It feels nice.
>>8684492I think it's just a weird attempt at lighting/shading, but it does look very off now that you pointed it out
>>8684504You know how after you go to the dentist you can play with numb lip and it feels rubbery? Boobies are like that. But they don't like being poked so you'll probably get slapped.
I really like Jade
>>8684291Man, pancakestein really was taken too soon
>>8684571did pancakestein die? what the fuck?
>>8684572no im just exaggerating, i do wish she made more homestuck art before vanishing tho
>>8684233Honestly keep it mostly the same. There’s a lot of things I like about act 6, and I wouldn’t want to change them. To that end, if I was going to alter things, it’d be adding in more instead of removing stuff. Maybe give some of the trolls that got waylaid a bit more attention, try to get people to talk to each other that didn’t really talk. That kind of thing
>>8684574I cannot disagree more, Homestuck already suffers from trying to give too many characters too much screentime. The last thing we need is the joke c-listers taking up more space.
>>8684226lol lmao hahahaha hopy shit
>>8684279which is why people need to get on the >HELLO SON, THERE’S SOMEONE SPECIAL I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO.Bs of Dad Egbert (or Crocker I guess if you want to do it that way and I guess he’s not actually dead…) getting hitched up with Damara and her becoming John’s (or Jane’s) new mom>>8684492>>8684512It might be Equius??? Idk it’s weird. >>8684576If they got more time then they wouldn’t be c-listers, would they sis?
>>8684574deliriously biznasty pic you just posted, but wow you and i are on completely different levels here, i'd remove a lotta things and use lesser characters more, mainly deleting the alpha kids and having childless guardians in their place, with dadbert being the main guy of that partand remove the dancestors as well and just have these mystical sequences with the original ancestorsalso naked ladies
we absolutely do not need more nothingburger characters talking to each other. if i ever have to read a nepeta and dirk pesterlog or some shit i'm killing myself.
>>8684594In sburbcraft, right?
>>8684594aw cmon anon she doesn't have to just be the autistic shipping rper girl
>>8684589Nah see - I very much enjoy the layers and cycles of stuff - some people want a tighter narrative then sure, but that’s never really been what I like about homestuck. I like the rambling. I like the sprawling. The flips between guardian and kid, ancestor and descendant with the scratch are great.>>8684594I would like a Nepeta and Dirk pesterlog. I would love an ARquiusprite and Nepeta and Dirk pesterlog.
>>8684574>>8684589I think Caliborn is ultimately worth the Act 6 we got by a hair, but in an ideal scenario, it really would need to be truncated significantly. The endgame would also need to be something else entirely to not be a whole lot of nothing. The act actually has a pretty strong start, but it takes a meandering turn when the intermissions and sub-acts start piling up. The exact point where I lose interest and drop my re-reads is when the beta kids arrive in the session and the Condesce ensnares Jade and Jane. The dual screen paneling. That part. That part fucking sinks me. I think back to that cursed Formspring answer where Hussie says Act 6 will be significantly shorter than Act 5 and die inside anew. Knowing why it went on for 2 years longer than it was supposed to (Hussie was stalling for time and still trying to keep the comic alive while waiting for the finale animation to be completed, hence why it was all retconned away in-setting when the time was actually approaching) only makes me madder.
Do you guys prefer the Bolin soundtrack toggle for your rereads or stick with the final versions? I'm torn because people say the Bolin tracks are superior but it personally bothers me they were unfinished WIPs. Also he was right and wrong at the same time because the forum plainly outlines anything posted in that thread is fair game to be used in the comic, and he acknowledged this even, but also also, FUCK Hussie, every time.
>>8684611i like the rambling and sprawling too, and fuck i'd totally take the time to meander on extra shit like spades and the felt or the guardians shooting the breeze. also no ARquiusprite. i hate him. he just obliterates equius' entire character.>>8684612the infuriating thing to me is how the story hangs on the alpha kids' stupid romance problems yet constantly skips over anything potentially interesting in the 3 year wait to the new session, anything big happens offscreen and any fun slice of lifesque shit is completely glossed over in favor of retarded dancestors and endless moping and coping over jake being the biggest gary stu in the entire fucking universei'd have my own kind of extra shit to indulge in but a huge chunk of shit like vriska's gay pirate adventure or the dancestors in general along with the alpha kids very existence would be obliterated like lord english's usual rampagesthat dual screen paneling is hilarious to me because it represents what the story's good and terrible at in one screen, awesome action against terrible teenage mopingalso wow so the retcon really was completely arbitrated and forced, wonderful job hussinatorsee it never needed to be half the length of the story it just needed to be as long as act 5 and it would've been fine
>>8684629i don't even really get what the deal with the bolin tracks are, iwas never there for this sort of thing. did bolin just not want them in anymore? i've not heard the replacements either
>>8684657He sperged out about how Hussie used his publicly shared WIPs in the comic without permission that he actually knowingly provided by posting them there in the first place, and then disappeared forever.
>>8684661christ what a spaz, did he even finish the goddamn WIPs? i wonder if he regrets being so spineless, i mean fuck people still like his tracks to this day and prefer them over the replacements (dead shuffle does NOT fit the midnight crew flash) DEAR GOD HOW CAN ARTISTS BE SO RETARDED
>>8684629Replacement tracks are better and I have absolutely zero skin in the game over it beyond that
>>8684509daaaang>>8684516i wish a boobie would slap me
>>8684661Rose with fat tits just works.
is there any mafuckin ahh.... discords. All the homsetuck ones dead as FUCK, kkthx
>>8684869>shitcordGo away
le reach-around
I really want to sexually disappoint Vriska, bros.
>>8685290Don't worry, anon. You can sexually disappoint women in the real world instead
kanaya likes to be karkat's mommy i think
>>8685057:((((((((((((((((((((((((( rude.
y'know what this thread needs, y'know what this thread is missing?chubby meulin
i have used my cash money dollar to deliver unto younanna
>>8685754WowThat’s a waste of moneyThe fucking moustache is the worst part
Ok, time for some nooksniffin' school on troll anatomy. Pro Tip: None of this is cannon because trolls anatomy is alien. See pic.
>>8685885Bulge and Nook...dick and vajay.
>>8685887No nips, no belly button. Sensitive sides and horns.
>>8685889And finally the bulge is well...see pic.
>>8681868>>8685892>>8685885>>8685887>>8685889You have been teaching housed or schooled by yours truly. zirmicTreame--ZT
Vriska hypnotizing all Homestucks into sleepy naptime
>>8686103I wish Vriska could hypnotize me into a romantic relationship with her without any lust involved and we grow old in a cabin by a beautiful lake
>>8686133Romance is dumb, but that’s still pretty cute. I love people being hypnotized into committed relationships. Sleepy cuddles!
Why is she so angry
everything dave and dirk said about bro was fake and gay
>>8686543But Dirk is Bro
>>8686543It was definitely gay, I'll give you that.
rose lalonde's thick, thick thighs
>>8686934>rose lalonde's thick, thick thighsGod I want to slide my dick up between them
>>8686934>>8686980imagine
>>8686482Just had a flashback.
>>8685491
