Last Thread >>8967000No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elseNo AIPlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
Keep all dog fuckery out of this threadtake it over here >>8979521 this guy wants it, we don't.
>>8980107Absofuckinglutely gamzee's got funbags
>3 threads active
>>8980277Aifaggot it's kinda embarrassing when you post like it's not on you. You should go somewhere else
>>8980296This post is ai shit and off-topic. Single-parent behavior little bitch
>>8980265then that means Karkat and Aradia have barely any tits
>>8980300Karkat yes Aradia no - remember, Male trolls above jades have huge jugs, but female trolls above jades are the flatties.
>>8980435But both karkat and aradia are lower on the blood caste
>>8980459yeah that's what I'm saying, Like? Karkat and Aradia have no tits their flat as shit because they're both literally in the lowest caste
>>8980296Actual tard behaviour lmao, you have the alt thread right there just poat thereIt cant be that hard
I love these two
>>8980298Very odd that the image is still present 7+ hours later, then. As are every single image I've ever posted in any past thread. I'm starting to think you have no authority and don't actually make the rules here. Perhaps images of Homestuck characters are actually on-topic in the Homestuck thread after all...
>>8980549Big sister little brother dynamic so hot.
CLOWNBIG
>>8980266Something I wish did happen to Chixie is that Marvis takes her to Jeevik Week and has her preform nude on stageThen we she's done singing he kicks her into the crowd and they gangbang her
CLOWN LARGE
CLOWNSUPER SIZED
SHE SQUIRTS SELZER WATER
Also she's really cute and deserves to be plaped
>>8980595>Big sister little brother dynamic so hot.It really is, before my girlfriend became my girlfriend since she's like 7 years older than me we used to call each other little brother/big sister as affectionate nicknames and that didn't stop after getting together
She'd also be even cuter with a bigger ass
In fact Aradia would look good with a big stomach and a big bush
And her tits should be bigger as well
>>8980296>>8980571>Instances of AIfaggotss being decent people: 0>Instances of AIfaggots being egotistical cunts despite having nothing worth having an ego over: 99999999…
Just with some massive milk filled honkers
Just some big badonkers
A fat ass is fine as well
Yeah a big ass works
>>8980300Aradia does have barely any titscan't you see how flat she isit's honestly a crime
Big butt chixie
Typing the condoms to her horns is hot as shit I love this
>>8981227It's oddly rare
>>8981229nep's horns aren't really built for tying unfortunately...
>>8981240I mean in general
>>8980755Agreed bro
Better to cum in the Jade than be jaded over cum.
>>8981472fucking genius
When is the carapacian porn comic getting an update
>>8981481you can't rush good things
>>8981716go post in the ai thread its not that hardyour insistance on being annoying and breaking a rule should be fucking studied
>>8981724there is no ai thread fag fuck off for someone so demanding of adherence to "mUh ThReAd RuLeZ" you sure are incapable of reading the op
>>8981725/asdg/ exists you absolute tard
>>8981716>>8981725there are tons of threads on the site or other spaces where ai is not only tolerated but wanted. You're being a twat by trying to force them in here.
>>8981725> you sure are incapable of reading the OPyou mean the one that says "No AI" ?It's not illegal to post slop, it's just rude. Puking on the sidewalk isn't illegal either, but if you keep doing it, don't be surprised if people around you get upset and start trying to make you as uncomfortable as you're making them.
guarantee this is the same faggot who stirs up drama every thread. same posting style
>its all gonedont you love democracy anons?
>>8981856>"mUh ThReAd RuLeZ"> gets deleted and shat on for not following themI fucking love it, this guy has been going at it for 3 threads, same style of baiting and the slop isnt even remotely good
>everything except one Generated Aradia, gone.LMFAOOOO
i love vikare so much, #1 bronze blood right there
Hey, fair enough. My posts were never removed before, so I always assumed the "rule" was bullshit. Only text and fanart reposts from now on, got it.
>>8982074Shut up already retard
Who is the best at giving head?
>>8982332I know it's an obvious answer but terezi But is I couldn't pick her id say roxy or fef
>>8981976Hey btwWho's the OG artist is that aradia pic?
please post roxy
>>8982335I've heard people say Aradia gives absolutely draining and soul sucking blowies
>>8982339Oooooh true true She definitely keeps direct eye contact when sucking you off
>>8982344dont forget about the creepy smile while she blows you
>>8982338
>>8982332We've seen Equius knows how to choke.
>>8982332I feel pretty comfortable ruling out all the sharp-toothed trolls for obvious reasons. And desu I think Jade and Jane would be pretty shit at it too. So that leaves the megidos and the lalondes, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to say Mom has probably sucked the most dick. So I’d go with her.
>>8982443Mommy mouth milking
>>8982332CondyLARGE LADY LIPS
Kitty tiddyz is best tiddyz
>>8982897If nep sent me a pic like this I'm 100% gonna come over and fucking them tittys
>>8982337The artist is anonymous, this was a commission by a guy named “Homesmut Jesus” who’s active on bluesky and Twitter.
Alrighty Which homestuck gal would win in a naked and oiled up twerking contest?
>>8983784CondyNo question
which homestuck character is most likely to freeball dailyi would say gamzee, as someone who would be too lazy to change out of pajamas and he gives me slacker stoner vibes anyway
>>8984372also if anyone can draw this it would be appreciated
>>8984372I feel like either jade or aradia freeballs it daily
Damara never freeballs, because she understands the inherent eroticism of panties.
>>8984372Dirk, full stop.That motherfucker grew up on an isolated highrise where Texas used to be with literally zero direct human contact, he’s not just freeballing daily, he’s straight up nude half the time.Other candidates include Jake, (grew up isolated from humanity on a tropical island), Gamzee, like you mentioned, and maybe Dave (Raised in Houston by Bro, who has a lesser version of Dirk’s propensities, but also might have picked up underwear wearing ironically.)Caliborn also did it for a while, not because he actually likes it, but A. ‘raised’ by Gamzee, and B. he tore up all his and Calliope’s shared underwear stash to spite her, and doesn’t know how to get any more.
>>8984372 i do have this headcannon where when they do go godteir mode, and their outfits change, that their outfits are just what we see and that they dont get any undergarments for them.this actually stems from these 2 specific pieces of art.
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>>8985063Yeah. They’re magic pyjamas right, you don’t wear underwear underneath pyjamas unless you’re some kind of freak (which maybe gives the Damara headcanon >>8984511 a pass)
>>8980258>>8964739sry this took a bit. rose and mom are next
>>8985900Nice tits (sorta floppy hands)
>>8985063this is actually a pretty hot headcanon ngl
>>8984372I wanna say Karkat but the sole reasoning behind this is that I find him and freeballing hot but I know deep within my heart that troll wears troll underwear
>>8985959i know, just imagine how they realize it, and how they cant even do anything about it because theyre trapped in their worlds, they just have to deal with everything being visible
>>8985977>John being so embarrassed about his erection, trying to hide it with his hands and stuff >Dave fully rocking his hard on, not caring if anyone sees it or not
>>8985961i mean atleast ur honest
>>8986131Thanks, but the only situation where Karkat goes commando is if Dave or John convinced him
>>8986208They'd probably say it's a human custom and trick him into just donald ducking it
>>8986208im imagining a senario where due to culling efforts, large portions of his wardrobe get destroyed including all his underwear, so he goes commando out of necessity
>>8986064this is probably just pertaining to my other fetish (hypnotism) but another thing that i imagine is that they are like, mentally rewired post god-tier to not even care as much about being exposed. its like a mix of (exhibitionism / freeballing / hypnotism) >>8985066this being an example where john's bulge is showing, but his hands are just casually at his side, because he doesn't care, even though he normally would previously. pic related: not freeballing due to the fact that theyre just wearing underwear, but it heavily plays into my idea of post god-teir'ing they get some wire's disconnected that removes their shame, the perfect two characters for it as well, literally fick measuring, but lightheartedly and playfully.
>>8986212>>8986259These prompts are way better and hotter than the one I've said, so thanks for these scenarios!
>>8986294if only some anon's were kind enough to provide new visual examples of these senario's
>>8986265Again, I gotta say that these are pretty hot headcanons!Especially the pic related one, I really love that idea/scenario
I was looking through an old harddrive and found a copy of homestuck skins for Super Deep Throat what a throwback that was
is the guy who fixed two of pavs arts like 2 threads ago still around?this would go hard if it was literally anyone else but jade (and removing the dog dick ofc)
>>8986656don't post dog dick in this thread
>>8986665im asking for the fixer from las thread retard take 2 seconds to readi obviously dont like the dogdick and the guy was a good editor but i cant say "hey can you fix this?" without showing it
>>8986667use a catbox link bro it's not hard
>>8986675will use next time jeez, no wonder this thread is fucking dead if y'all are hostile af to anyoneanyway ignoring the pettiness, hopefully that editor is still around for this
>>8986678If saying - don't post the thing that's explicitly not wanted here, here's how you can get your edit and not do that - is what you view as "hostile af" you got some oversensitivity issues to work on before you interact with other people mate. Come on
>>8986656MAKE IT DAVE
>>8986680yeah well mb, just thought id get pointers or someshit its cool tho no hard feelings>>8986689or john, grimdorks or daverose agenda
Why is Dirk John so popular with new fans of homestuck when it was never even a blip while the comic was running like wtf is wrong with the new fans???
>>8986770it might just be like... they ran out of ships that aren't "problematic" and resorted to trying to fit characters together randomly? It's not something I've seen much of desuBut Dirk Jake is "bad", Stridercest is you know, and they would be crucified for shipping Dirk with a woman sooo... John's there I guess.
>>8986924but John aint even gay nor has the connection with dirk he has with dave or karkat to like justify the gay
>>8987090>but John aint even gayAnon, why do you think that would stop anyone from shipping even for a moment?
>>8987098Because at least pepsicola and communism have actual emotional connection
>>8987720"Actual emotional connection" is a spook, the best ship is the one that makes my dick the hardest.
>>8987732emotions connection make the dick in your heart hard
>>8987090But June isn’t gay either so June likes dudes
>>8987798girls are only gay when they want to be
>>8986656this would be so much better if they werent niggers
>>8988630You are angry for the wrong reasons
>>8988740Would give her pokemon cards for head
>>8988740built for sweaty nerdsex
who needs space players?
I don't like Karkat, I hate him, and I hate him so much that I would like to see him turned into a faggot with hips and tits so he can walk in a dangerous neighborhood and get raped in an alley multiple times.
I like Karkat, I love him, and I love him so much that I would like to see him as an alpha male troll with a hung dick and massive balls so he can walk in an Alternian neighborhood and breed female trolls in an alley multiple times, until he has a harem carrying his brood.
>>8986706It's just one petulant threadcop still seething about discord things, freely ignore them.
>>8989522Shut up AI tranny
>>8986924Back in the early days, shipping was based on who came up with the funnier name.Nobody was onboard with Jake/Jane until Jurassic Bark was coined.Then it got -', some ,'- traction.
Hoestuck
>>8990561
>>8990563
>>8990564
>>8990565I don't think there's a Kanaya one though so she's probably the pimp
>>8990566good stuff anonthere is a kanaya on, i think it was the first of the series
>>8990656Do you know if there’s a completed version like all the others? The body writing is pretty kinoImo for this set it’s:Nep > Kan > Ara > Fef > Rezi > Vris
>>8990908>>8990561>catnip in her though>100% the tail is a buttplug this timeYeah Neprostitution is peak
We have three homestuck threads on this board. I'm so proud of you all.
>>8980263>>8980264
>>8991604legit been such a treat for me when i was younger since I was a fag who liked eridan, and my ex girl loved nepeta, would see their ship just to think it was us lmfao
>>8991598I appreciate the disclaimer desu
>>8991611There’s that one shitty fanfic where nepeta tries to fill all the trolls in all their quadrants (i forget the name idk but it’s pretty popular and wouldn’t be hard to find) that has nep <3< eri and it endeared me to that specific ship a lot because of it.
>>8991656I'm actually interested to see what all the newfags come up with regarding troll biology and headcanons, once the pilot drops in 5 days.I used to be a big fan of tentabulges and whatnot, but after a while I realized they are cringe. The simplest and best answer is that troll genitals are exactly like humans minor small cosmetic differences, but they just excrete a lot more fluid when stimulated and mix it together in a bucket before giving the buckets to a drone. Like male fucks female and cums in her, this stimulation and pheromone release cause the female to cum as well -> female empties the combined stuff into a bucket to then be taken to the mother grub. Also it's debatable if they have nipples or not. I really like the ideas that since trolls are bug-based sorta that pheromones play a large role sexually. I also really enjoy the concept that horns are an erogenous zone and become more sensitive the closer to the base you rub them.
>>8992509Respectable. I’m also generally fine with the vomit line of thinking, because that makes sense and is probably intended, but I also have no desire to see that in porn anywhere> I also really enjoy the concept that horns are an erogenous zone and become more sensitive the closer to the base you rub them.Which is why “Ramtrolls: they have more holes” is a good slogan
>>8993021Fat ass nep on is the best nep
>>8992509Same man, I fucking hate tentabulges and it sucks that the majority of troll porn in r34 is full of themI also love the pheromone idea as well since I have a scent kink. (which ima add I wanna huff Karkat's musk all day)
>>8993024To this day I can't believe Hussie made this a character
>>8994802Not only that but his self insert is the only one who can explain what her deal is
>>8994802It's good becaue despite her being a walking billboard of fetishes, she's a walking billboard of my fetishes
>>8994802DESU I don't like how Damara poisoned a lot of fanart of the handmaid.they're not the exactly the same
>>8995134I mean like… nature vs nurture and all that. Admittedly there was a pretty big gap in terms of the nurture, but even the parts of the handmaid we saw with scratch before she went full-demon had some Damara-like qualities.They’re different characters, but they are the same person.
>>8995227I feel like you have probably not seen a lot of the same Handmaid fanart I've seen over the last decade and aren't quite familiar with precisely what I mean. There's aspects of Damara that would be distinctly OoC when applied to the Handmaid due to the differences you alluded to. Smoking weed, speaking google translate japanese, all sluttiness was probably beaten out of her (maybe). Probably a couple other things, iirc the trait they share the most is their death wish.
>>8996180Welcome back my man
>>8996272I'm just doing what the commissioners ask for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQszKkN6Jb0It’s kinda fucked. The tone is completely different from the comic, so it doesn’t appeal to oldfags, and I really don’t think there’s much here for newfags either except for maybe the cake fightIdk it’s nice to see stuff animated, but if I was going to bet I think it’ll stay as just the pilot and not go anywhere close to being a full series.
>>8996976Best description I saw being given to the pilot came from a streamer I follow."It's not an 'episode one', it is a 'PITCH'."
>>8993024>>8995039>>8995134DamaraXHoruss is a godtier ship. Damara being reverse-corrupted by Horuss who is too wholesome for his own good is an incredibly cute concept. Damara shows up with bunch of whips and chains, ready to completely defile horuss in the most perverted ways possible, but then proceeds to get cuddled and kissed into submission by him.
>>8997161this is almost really good
>>8993696i did not know you could make something that's still kinda hot while also sticking to homestuck's humor
>>8997236…Belgarath?
>>8997256who
>>8993021he should have been doing gamnep, ultimate ship.
>>8997338>gamnepmid tier ship
>>8997340everyones peddaling the popular ships, try something new maaaaaan... :O)
>>8997338The ship name for that is ICP, insane clown pussy
>>8997352unless its <3< im not interestedwhy would nep like the guy who kills her moirail? makes more sense for her to hate him
>>8997356I mean if you think logically. GHB, Gamzees ancestor, was a religious figure. Nepetas ancestor was literally called disciple. Kurloz and meulin are just the ancestors reborn. It was literally explained.Plus nepeta was raised wild for most of her life and has show many times to still have predator instincts. It wouldn't be a stretch to say if gamzee hadn't killed equius they could've made one scary power couple>>8997354yeah and it fucking rocks :O)
>>8997358>if gamzee hadn't killed equiusthat single line ruins any <> or <3 posibility of happeningi dont mind nepeta going all feral on him tho, i once saw a design for how it would go if she survided and was in a kissmesitude with him
>>8997360yeah, and he only went crazy because of dave showing him icp, ergo it's all dave's fault (many such cases)
>>8997362dont forget him being sober
>>8997278way to show you're underaged sis
>>8997358Because she was disciple of the sufferer no of the highblood.Wrong troll religion
>>8993696>That gut in the final panelFucking diamonds
>>8997957Fat Roxy is great
>>8997967Tell me you know the artists for this and the comic
>>8998023The artist is s_squant
>>8980258I need cleavage edited onto her immediately
>>8991604need more girl bulge in boy nook
>>8997256does anyone even know where you can find pancakesteins shit? i can't find panty raid or the three years on the meteor comics.
>>8998689it took like 3 minutes of googling my dudehttps://heritageposts.tumblr.com/post/623017360061759488/homestuck-panty-raidhttps://imgur.com/user/prospitcest/about
>>8998706imgur link is incomplete. there are gaps where tits/ass were shown, i can only imagine.
>>8998709RIP okay fair I didn't actually check it all the wayImagine how much better society would be if tumblr didn't self-destruct for no gained value.
>>8998764GOD IF ONLY
>>8998689https://mega.nz/file/SfZByaTT#7_lW4QTsHT43ueQ46W2lRS1UxJKGaOSNMQsBMqUyVwsZip file with all of 3 years, dont know about panty raid tho
>>8998941Panty raid is in the first link >>8998706 so it's good either way. Nice teamwork everyone
>>8998941It’s been a long fucking time since imve seen that whoa
>>9000249Aradia, Nepeta and Kanaya have the best lips!Hand's down
ACT 2
>>9000394
>>9000396
>>9000397You are once again the Carousing-Spurned Pissant. It seems your station-mate has history with this attractive white exile. Passions were hot for a while, but everyone seems to have calmed down, thanks to the guidance of a handy human etiquette book.Presently, the three of you are occupied with this peculiar single-screened command station.
>>9000394this is levels of being back never seen before
>>9000249how do you get nepeta's mouth shape, one of her defining characteristics, wrong
>>9000400>CSP: Survey intentions of your guests, what is it that you're all trying to do?
>>8998941
>>9000679
>:?
>>9000697Don’t post ai shit here, delete your post thanks
>>9000709Why?Seriously, why? Actual question. Give me a reason. You can't seriously believe this>>9000697is less appealing than this>>8980672or that it takes any less work of effort to make than this>>8996924daz shit?
>>9000733Quit trying to cope, you’re not wanted. That’s the only reason needed. Go to an ai thread, they might want you there.
>>9000697you already had your shit deleted once for being offtopic, dont start again lmao
>>9000789>>9000793Once again... why? What's wrong with AI? Give me a reason. You must have one. It's a picture of a Homestuck character in a Homestuck thread. Where's the issue?
>>9000904the thread op notes no ai in the rulesyour posts can then be reported for being off topic¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>9000915i'm not the ai threadshitter but genuine question why do you not just report it and instead feed his ego by replying??
>>9000974i personally did both, ur kinda right tho
>>9001012announcing reports is against the rules though
>>9001027does the act of announcing a report nullify the original report?
>>9001054im actually not sure
>>9001364long sleeve aradia is kinda fucked
I need a drawing of Lily from Space Days twerking on an anons cock as she pedo shames him
>>9000733I'd take an entire thread of breedingduties over AI slop, any day.
>>9001364Aradia x karkat isn't a ship I needed until know
>>9001878Now*
>>9001878They are both the lowest low bloodsThough I can't remember them having really any interactions
>>9001857We used to have entire threads of his stuff. There was a lot of bitching.
>>9001896And now there's three threads and dogdick and AI slop everywhere
>>9001914There's just no winning
Soon as the vanilla straight artists leave a fandom it indicates a seriously unhealthy pornographic ecosystem. Simple as.
>>9001878>>9001364I feel like they work more as <> than<3 if I'm being real? Like, karkat is well... karkat. And aradia - outside of her brief and pretty understandable reaction of ripping out her heart and then going to beat the blood out of vriksa - is pretty much the most consistently calm and supportive character in the comic. So karkat gets a really good sounding board and a lot of validation for his stupid feelings, and Aradia gets a fun pet project to work on and be interested in
>>9002047Not only that but she is most likely wiser than Karkat
>>9001364>>9002047Okay, this pairing is growing on me. The idea of Aradia seeing through Karkat's rough exterior and helping him mellow out is really cute.
>>9002933now someone draw her compassionately and softly givin him a therapy wank while he cries
>>9002957Better idea: Aradia praising Karkat while they cuddlefuck.
>>9002971Hush-papping with her boobs
>>9003004Karkat rage screaming while he motorboats her tits
>Assess the approximate age of the humans to ensure they're ready for copulation
>>9003390John finds a driver's license on Rose's person.
>>9003393==>==>==>!!!
>>9003393john should flex his epic id too, bet his picture looks totally wicked and not at all nerdy
>>9003395>John: DO THE JIZZY THING.
>>9003399(SWEET SCENE TRANSITION)
>>9003402You are now the Draconian Dignitary.And you are so unbelievably fucked up.
>>9003406> Not-so-dignitary: why are you here exactly and why did the lass deserve such tribute
>>9002957>>9002971
>>9003479Nice
>>9003479thats very pretty and cute
>>9003479*FINE* we’re updating the ship wall. It’s an approved ship though still very much a rarepair
>>9003479bro, you're a saint
>>9003393Age:LegalSex:Yes
>>9003479This is so fucking cute, thank you drawfriend.
>>9003482>>9003483>>9003493>>9003731>>9004458thank you, i enjoyed drawing this, too.
>>9000904Ignore threadcops fren. Though you're probably just deliberately antagonizing all two of them which is based. They will never be women and we'll never be artists but I bet one of us fakes it convincingly sooner.
>>9005340It’s embarrassing when you reply to yourself, especially when it’s to try and shill ai garbage. Fuck off already loser
>>9005340Biggest self-reply ever lmaoJust move to the alt thread, not that hard
>>9005340I'm not here to deliberately antagonize anyone and it sounds like you're maybe as fucked in the head as they are. I can make AI smut of basically anything, so I moved on to a general on a different board. No use trying to force this general to accept my slop....okay one more for the road. Now I'm done.
>>9005360There is no "alt thread".
>>9005469It's >>8990815
>>9005485No, that's the main thread. Nothing alt about it, and no AI there either.
>>9005514That’s the self-made containment thread specifically for people who fetishize animal dicks lmao, no matter what you want to call it
>>9005587It was made in the proper chain of threads while this one wasn't, simple as.
>>9005587Just declaring that your thread is THE thread doesn't make it so.
>>9005710This shit right here is sooo good
hey yall.. im not very good at drawing but im bored and i wouldnt mind getting some requests :D
>>9006123That’s a good Aranea ass!I will request hung John Egbert in boxers with his dick going down one of his legs.
>>9006123Requesting Damara spreading her ass
Nana activates my almonds
And so does fat jane
>>9006123rose lalonde leg-locking a guy and forcing him to cum inside
>>9006314That is the dream.
>>9005744When did that change?
>>9006184>>9006185>>9006186>>9006187Oh my goodness <3
>>9006123Nepeta in the pretzel position spreading her pussy lips and inviting you to come breed her
>>9006123Nepeta kissing Rose please
>>9006349>Spiky teeth AradiaILLEGAL
im tired so i didnt do all of them but when i wake up ill try doing the restsorry for the shitty art
>>9006505these are really good!, youu got a blog?
>>9006505>*Wonks* in troll-japanese
New thread>>9007135>>9007135>>9007135
>>9007166>>8990815
>>9007176that's the dog penis thread - they chose to split off because they want dog penises, it's not part of this one
>>9007187Nothing split off from any other, get your facts straight.