As Nerdvember comes to an end and we enter Dorkcember, no better time for a thread for porn of NEETs, virgins, nerds, and related types of losers.
Fujoshi miku is such a horny slut
>>9064995i wanna FUCK the dashr-u girls
>>9065589thats quinn but i agree
>>9065589Me too, though their rivals have something special to them as well.
>>9065673im doing a lot of agreeing today
>>9065568>I bought it just for researchI wonder what the results were
>>9065680>ywn get to eat out Unhoneybuns and make a joke about eating her "unhoneybun"makes me sad, to be honest. she's still cute though.
Hey, Gloomy here! I probably won't be able to join much because I'm really busy with work, my Patreon and the holidays but I hope you guys have fun!!
here's my neet gal!
>>9065922she's cute!
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Oh hey, we're back! Been a bit, huh?
>>9068121feels good to be back
>>9068032I love it when girls with braces/big teeth kinda fuck up a blowjob because of them and it messes with their head/confidence. I wonder if there's a guy equivalent. Like their glasses or patchy facial hair fuck up the pussy eating
Anyone have any design ideas for a new fail/loser girl? I kind of wanna draw something tonight before the cold medicine kicks in or my cold symptoms throw me to bed
>>9068801all i can think of are bodily things like arm and leg hair, acne, etccaus idk jack about fashion let alone loser fashion.
>>9068807maybe a girl who's really into wario? carnally into wario.
>>9068807>>9068808New nerd girl>carnally into Wario>dirty glasses(?)>attracted to short, wide, dudesi'm not doing flatulence, i cant.any particular hairstyles/clothes?
>>9068810i cant bear flatulence either (sexually)i'm guessing she'd ape his biker look and general lack of hygiene. on the taller side.
>>9068812Make his mustache her eyebrows
>>9068824this is good.
>>9068801>>9068807glasses, acne, and braces are often times easy ones to do. maybe some sweats or clothes that basically signal you either are giving up on being outside or that are so old they probably haven't gotten new clothes since high school and are just rewearing their wardrobe for over a decade. or forcing them to wear their wagie outfit because the hours they're forced to work to survive barely means they have a life to themselvesalso, bonus idea that i kinda like is some aspect of their design that points to them once having Stacy aspirations before they really gave up. like a piercing or a nicer necklace
>>9069198discoloured clothes, possibly with food stains on it from wiping her mouth on it. maybe some pajama pants with a pattern that's faded off right around the butt
>>9067752If it's not Susan then I don't want it.
>>9069498>possibly with food stainsdefinitely food stains, possibly other kinds of stains too
>>9068824>>9068977would it be two eyebrows or a unibrow?
>>9070314two eyebrows with some hair in the middle not enough to make it a uni but the small hint of a possible one
>>9068742Braces fucked up my pussy eating skill for about 30 seconds before I just said fuck it and went full bore. So long as you aren't using your teeth like a cheese grater and are mindful of any pubic hair it's not that much to worry about. That being said, I was terrified I'd hurt my woman first time hahaa. Luckily she didn't seem to mind.
>>9068801Old bras/panties that fit too tight/loose, IE she hasn't gone out and gotten new ones/proper sizes for years. Also, a filthy bathroom, not piss and shit everywhere, but a toilet seat that smells like her vagina from spending too many hours strolling on her smartphone while touching herself on the shitter, or a stain in the tub where she'll literally bake herself into the hot water for an hour and then slink out leaving all her filth in the water line.
>>9064870This is hot but that "girl" will come out as a gay ftm trans man in like a panel or two at that rate
>>9071937True but at that point (pre-2016) she'd probably just identify as bi/pan, so she'd probably be down for super hot Tumblr nerd sex. She might even post about it on her alt account or to one of those pre-2016 Tumblr sex advice blogs. No reason you can't enjoy pre-Tumblr porn ban fun and romance before she inevitably goes off the deep end.
>>9071819We need more art of nerd guys wanting to eat pussy but are nervous but want to do a good job. Or just nerd guys wanting to eat pussy generally. I feel like it's seemingly rare to find art of guys eating pussy where the guy is kinda skinny or nerdy looking but maybe it's just the artists I follow.
>>9071937im not opposed
>>9072555Sorry but you will get pussy eating art of glasses free skinny pretty boys instead of ones with glasses on. No refunds.
>>9073033damn, can one of those guys at least have braces? or maybe a little bit of acne and unkempt hair?
>>9073136Unkempt hair and acne are nerdy? I don't think the average guy spends a lot on skin care.Also no AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
>>9073147>Also no AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.>ANON you are going to enjoy your skinny prettyboy munchers, and YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!I'll take it though kek. I like /co/ guys who like to eat, I just wish the nerdy guys got their fill too.
>>9072598Maya is incredibly vulnerable
>>9075247looks like she's forced back into the rice fields
>>9075296Yep, the combination of her being unfathomably perverted + being a doormat makes incredibly easy for her sisters to take advantage of her
>>9075301>unfathomably perverted>being a doormatsounds like a pretty good combo, any other characters like this?
>>9075516Extremely gay response good thing nerd girls not getting instant sex on demand is just fiction and only happens in hentai.
>>9075516more of her?
>>9064870God I want this for me
>>9076346You want to have sex with a man in front of other men dressed as women?
>>9075516What is the actual uncensored text? You got me curious
>>9076988...Is this AI or something
>>9077349It looks like it.
>>9075516Need her swallowing cum
>>9077349I think it's ai generated hentai of aged up Mei Lee yeah.
>>9066499glad you think so!
>>9077578Hm. Don't think I much like the sound of that, personally. We haven't had any AI posted here before, right? Next thread, should we put down some rules or at least guidelines or what?
>>9078020Idk man if anyone is to be elected as dictator of the geek thread it should probably be gloomy who gets to impose the rules, I was just saying what it was.
>>9078020>fingers still dripping wet and probably no plans to wash her hands anytime soon>unshaved in more than one place>clearly embarrassed but not embarrassed enough to not have shamelessly jerked offh-hot
>>9078117I'll elect myself as a dictator as well (Dictator 2 if Gloomy is already the first one) It would be lovely if AI didn't taint the one (and only) /aco/ general I genuinely enjoy
>>9078117>>9078184>>9078020i'm just a humble anon enjoying the goonerd thread, just my opinion I've been enjoying the relatively lowkey and somewhat creative environment of the threads so far. i hope that continues.
>>9078117Fair enough. I'm the guy who made the initial thread that called it /geek/, so I thought I'd offer my two cents
>>9078195i would like to see more of her
>>9078117Hey Gloomy here, I think that's a lot of responsibility and I also didn't make the thread!!
>>9079270Yeah? Well you should have thought of that before contributing more to the thread than any other artist yet.
>>9079279in fairness, Yoto and ZAM have also given us some good stuff. maybe there needs to be a Mt. Rushmore of /geek/
>>9079386My whole online identity is dedicated to girls that would be in this thread.
>>9064858How would your favorite /geek/ characters be preparing for the holiday season?>>9079270Gloomy, how would the Dashr girls or Quinn be spending the holiday season?
>>9079391good, that's time well spent
>>9079386Yeah but I don't think any of them deliver as often as Gloomy.>>9079394>How would your favorite /geek/ characters be preparing for the holiday season?Questioning their life choices and asking themselves if there's even anything on sale worth buying anymore like me I reckon.
>>9079399Unfortunately I've been in mental training mode, transition into actual practice mode.
>>9079402>Questioning their life choicesThe existential crisis of another year coming to a conclusion and no real progress or success if they're both a nerd and a girlfail. Or questioning why another year has gone by and they haven't bought that toy they've been eyeing for a while now if they're a goonette.
>>9079402>Yeah but I don't think any of them deliver as often as Gloomy.Ya'll often ask more of Gloomy than me and Yoto. Because she's clearly more embraced around 4chan (Also has a narrative and reasons to care and ask questions to)
>>9079403this picture is great. they both look like they put in some effort to look nice but they're clearly either not totally comfortable dressing up nicer or are on a date and hoping they can "cut to the chase" kek
>>9079417You get the general premise. One of the left is trying to cut to the chance and the one on the right is just trying her best to break out of her comfort zone in the hope that it will garner her some social credit.
>>9079410I won't lie bro Aggie just does it for me more than your girls, sorry, it's not that deep.>>9079407The first one, most are too impulsive for the 2nd.
>>9079422I suppose I misunderstood what you meant by "Deliver" Plus no hurt feels man, not like my girls don't have their fans.
>>9079279I get asked questions so I respond, but I haven't had a ton of time to do that lately... I would feel like I'm letting people down if I made the rules and didn't show up! lol>>9079394Quinn spends her time at home with family and I imagine her being really family-oriented. Her mom always invites her aunts, uncles, and cousins over for Christmas dinner. The Dashr U girls are not as family-oriented, Aggie in particular spends all her time in her room ignoring her grandma who keeps asking her when she's gonna move out.
>>9079422I like Aggie.>most are too impulsive for the 2nd.I can see some chick, even the most horny among us, getting to the payment page of some toy website then getting hit with the price or with a dose of reality that they still live at home and closing the page before purchase. or being so confident in the shop, then chickening out when its time to go to the counter lol.
>>9079422call me a scalie caus im a lizard lover
>>9079428>Aggie in particular spends all her time in her room ignoring her grandma who keeps asking her when she's gonna move out.My hero. I knew I liked her for a reason.
>>9079429Then she would be regretting not making enough money wouldn't she?Sex toys are expensive though. Plus lube prices. Had to go back to the hands for that reason plus a few more.
>>9079428>Quinn spends her time at home with family and I imagine her being really family-oriented.Probably works for her mom, considering all the people she's inviting over. Probably works for Miguel too, but since he probably likes the idea of someone catering to him in that kind of way. I can see them ending up under the mistletoe but neither going for it since they're both nervous and self-hating nerds.>The Dashr U girls are not as family-oriented, Aggie in particular spends all her time in her room ignoring her grandma who keeps asking her when she's gonna move out.kek that sounds about right for Aggie. Gwen might seem at least somewhat family-oriented, but maybe that's because she's the only one to canon become a mom someday.
>>9079454Quinn has an insanely big family, her mom has 5 brothers and 4 sisters. >Gwen seems at least somewhat family-orientedShe's a daddy's girl, but she doesn't become as involved with family time until she has her own kid.
>>9079457>Quinn has an insanely big family, her mom has 5 brothers and 4 sisters.no wonder our girl can't rub one out in peace, at least I imagine during the holidays>She's a daddy's girl, but she doesn't become as involved with family time until she has her own kid.is she a big daddy's girl whose dad is a big nerd who spoils her and her nerd indulgences?
>>9079435>Then she would be regretting not making enough money wouldn't she?Fair, fair. Considering the /geek/ to wagie/NEET diagram is pretty much a circle, her greater motivation is probably more money for the goonfund rather than anything like better food or rent money.>Had to go back to the hands for that reason plus a few more.Money can be tight, especially these days. What's the other reasons?
>>9075516>>9076148sure>>9076850Can't recall actually. Probably something like Bust loads or something else relatively benign.
>>9079461I don't want this to become a secret Gloomy thread, so I'll just say that you'll find out when I get back to Dashr U! I've got a lot of holiday stuff with family so you guys have fun out here!
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>>9079465It costs a FUCK ton of money to get regular lube in to masturbate 4x a week with a fleshlight if you want organic stuff that will not destroy your skin microbiome dude. Like $20 a bottle, what are you talking about? If I want enough bottles to ensure proper lubing up that's almost $100 sometimes. Especially if you get a XL one.I can state the other reason, but that costs a lot of money.
>>9079465Oh sorry I read "can't" for some reason.Dermatological issues.
>>9079474I never considered the costs of masturbating but that definitely makes sense, especially if you do it regularly. I guess I'll keep the ole reliable method for now.
>>9079478If you don't make some poor life choices, sometimes investing in a fleshlight to fuck with lube is good, even if it costs an arm and a leg, doing it at least once if not a few times is a pleasant experience, it's just healthier to use your hand at a restricted pace so you don't completely rip your dick to shreds.
>>9079420>the right is just trying her best to break out of her comfort zone in the hope that it will garner her some social credit.that's endearing, honestly. It's cute to see when a shut-in nerd is genuinely trying. also, I like that the left one has the face of "turn off this movie, enough of the facade, I need to get laid" lol
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>>9080273hot as hell! the bottom one I like the most but I like her expression and that position of the top one! i like to imagine each panel is one day of a three day convention.
>>9079474>>9079435K lube is cheap and plentiful. Or if you live in a desert climate aloe Vera is actually the best lube I've ever used. And it's free.
>>9080914a lotta hotties in this image~
>>9080272Also, nice to use the knowledge nerds have for horny purposes
>>9081120yeah, I really miss their work>no updates on their account since 2023 around when TADC first droppedi hope this means they got a nerd boyfriend who's been keeping her busy for the past two years
>>9070758How thick is this girl?>>9078516>>9078525>>9079386I need a jock to beat the fuck out of gloomy, Zam, and zoto’s ocs lmao>>9081770I remember this artist, what happened to them?
Need more loser blowjobs
>>9081917>I need a jock>Not saying you'll do it yourself if you have the fetish to begin>>>/trash/
>>9082074Nah if I were I be the guy watching from the corner and writing this shit down like a guy watching animals and studying their behavior
>>9081917>How thick is this girl?pretty thick, I imagine
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>>9082479Why do you wanna watch them get beat up you cuck.
>>9082522Yessss, she should swallow
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>>9082700Wow I was not expecting that thank you anon well done!!
>>9082700Deepthroat while laying on her back?
>>9082498She's very pretty, but dammit, I forgot her name
>>9082938So hot love the gulp
an OC question for the thread: what would you say are "nerdy" names, if there are any
>>9084413Penelope, Gretchen, Gertrude, Sammy, Alex
>>9084487>>9084413Seconding Penelope, I already know what she looks like and it makes my dick hard like a bee.
>>9084544I was literally going to respond with Penelope, Hell one of my like background OCs has the same name (also nerd archetype)
>>9084583Makes me realize I have a bunch of old designs I need to modernize
>>9084413Kat, Karen, Deb, and Danielle always struck me as nerdy girl names. Albert, Charles, Edgar, Francis, and Jeremy for nerdy guy names.
>>9084583>>9084596Penelope does feel like a redhead name to me, I dunno why. Also, I feel like redheads have to either be big nerds and big tomboys, with no room in between.
>>9083927I always appreciated the goonette in the category of loser girls. Though I can't tell which I prefer: girls who goon because they're losers, or girls who are losers because of how much they goon.
>>9084487>Sammy>AlexFuck you, Dretchen is a good one instead of those two
>>9084714for nerd boy names, I've always thought if anything, Casey could work. Though, that's a very flexable name, I think. It makes me think of both nerds and also baseball, because of the poem. I have a nerd OC who's named Casey, but he's a bug fan, rather than a baseball guyHmmm...Melvin is a quintessential nerd name, but it doesn't feel good in the mouth, if that makes sense
>>9084930Melvin, Marvin, Poindexter (or Dexter), or any name with the suffix "Junior".
>>9084718I hate this woman and her comics, do me a favor and never post them here again.
>>9084964wait, what's wrong with her comics?>>9084963I don't think I recall knowing many nerds who had the suffix "Junior." Interesting thing to learn. >>9084714Edgar and Charles sound nerdy, but in like, a snooty literature nerd kinda way. May just be the sort of posh vibe to them. Jeremy sounds like a nerd who'd get pantsed and promptly make the pantser question their tastes when they see Jeremy's surprisingly cute ass
>>9085082Charles does sound more snooty, but not if you call him "Chuck" or "Charlie"
>>9085332fair point. Though that's making me imagine this theoretical nerd all in a huff over being being called something like that, and I think that's kinda cute~
>>9085332>>9085374>He gets pissed whenever anybody calls him "Chuck">Not because he actually dislikes how it sounds>But because years of browsing /tv/ have conditioned him to react viscerally upon hearing it
>>9085374he would probably get in a huff but also kinda blushy depending on who calls him that
>>9085385>>9085590You guys have me trying to envision our dear Charles now, and it has me wonder on how you may be perceiving himOn a side note, I think I enjoy the more idea discussion focus of this thread. It's a nice change of pace
>>9085846>You guys have me trying to envision our dear Charles nowwhat do you have in mind about him?>it has me wonder on how you may be perceiving himCharles probably isn't rich but his name makes him seem like he is. He hates to be called Chuck but he'll tolerate it from a few cute girls he may or may not like. He's incredibly insecure, which the name thing is somewhat a part of. Has glasses. Not a particularly big guy or athletic, but he's got one or two technical skills of note.>On a side note, I think I enjoy the more idea discussion focus of this thread. It's a nice change of paceyeah, I enjoy that these threads have a little bit of art, a little bit of discussion, some new characters, and even the occasional bit of writing. I hope it continues into 2026.
>>9072555I second this, i love when girls are nervous about getting oral, it’s their first time and it’s a known thing women are very self-conscious about how they taste, smell, and everything that goes down there.
You guys want to make a thread nerd girl? We can throw things on the table see what happens type of situation. Try to make something that has a little bit for everyone. Unless something is massively conflicting.
>>9086090Like a /geek/ mascot girl? I'm cool with it but what'd you have in mind?
>>9086155Well I was just putting out the invite. Lord knows I could doodle/construct anything you guys put out. I already have a nerd design philosophy for my own work but you guys might come up with something I'd never produce (see >>9084596) So if you guys had anything in mind I've be willing to draw it out throw it in and get something going
>>9084596The one with pigtails and braces is pretty cute desu, would give her my number before pulling her pants down desu>>9084714I'm tempted to throw in a named like Herbert or Nigel in the mix, they sound nerdy enough I guess >>9085846Dumb question popped in my head but I figured it was relevant As someone who has a bit of a speech impediment since he was a kid, could it be possible some nerd character might be a bit more verbose or have an expanded vocabulary not just because they're a nerd, but also so that they don't have to struggle with saying certain words? Since I partially did that as a kid to not use certain words that tripped me up, and because I watched old British cartoons as a kid, but I also thought it'd make their dialogue a little more unique compared to others
>>9068121>Le 4chan girlWhy even censor the dialogue? Because they're saying nigger or fag? Don't do ebin 4chan shit then.
>>9086155>>9086090Tastes in nerds are too varied to make one, some guys and gals like hyper bimbos and Chads with glasses, others like homely but real nerdy women, others straight up have a scat fetish and want to date an unshaven girl with an unshaven hairy anus and 300lb ass cheeks so big that she couldn't get them clean if she tried so she uses your tongue and femdoms you because you're the only person in the world who is a bigger loser than her.Merry Christmas.
I hate that these type of women can only exist on fiction
>>9077349>NIGGER so blind by masturbation he can't tell when something is clearly AIThis might be a sign, kill yourself while you still can.
>>9078020>NOOOOOOO AI BAD!!!you are no different from the the average xweet tranny
>>9086359>you cant have a good opinion because bad people have good opinion
You know we need some wholesome no pressure discussion to offset these past few rather pessimistic posts:Which nerd girl (or boy) would definitively be racist?Pic unrelated to the question but I am eager to hear your answers!
>>9087001>Which nerd girl (or boy) would definitively be racist?Nerd girls? None are really openly racist but all of them are once you propose a ship they don't like with a character that is the "wrong race". Or god forbid a race swap happens with their first /co/ crush and they're off to the races.Nerd guys? All of them are openly racist but when a sexy girl of the "wrong race" comes up, they're immediately infatuated and are beating their dick like there's no tomorrow. Like, an entire folder dedicated to a character they "hate". Hell, it doesn't even need to be a sexy character, just attractive to them.
>>9087032This FEELS correct.
>>9085082>wait, what's wrong with her comics?She's some weird e girl BPDemon who talks about how often she fucks guys and shit, which is fine but I neither want to hear it nor do I consider her a nerd, a girlfailure maybe akin to Hedda, whom is not a nerd, and bullies nerds, but is enough of a weird bitch whom I love.Excuse the off topic post.>>9087032Truth nuke, I wish we had good fictional examples of this phenomena and not just first hand knowledge.
>>9087036>>9087039Tumblr at its peak era was prime example of this. Nerd girls who are, for the most part, progressive suddenly start having "problems" when a certain character they ship gets race swapped or just "don't see the big deal" about some non-white characters. I remember something recently on TikTok where like this 30-something enby getting in hot water for seething about some black character and smashing them with a mallet. For nerd guys, we see it every day on this site kek.If we were to have like a /geek/ mascot, we could have a guy and a girl who were like this. Some nerd girl being mad their favorite show's creator announced their favorite background character is being voiced by some Latino VA and some nerd guy getting turned on about the hot black mom in a "woke" show.
>>9087050I suppose that's good energy to have, but now I have to think about stereotypical tumblr woman and stereotypical 4chan males. Sounds like I'd have to harness some Gloomy character energy
>>9087055>Sounds like I'd have to harness some Gloomy character energyLow-Key Racist Dashr U girls vs Wokely Horny 4chud guys
>>9086073>what do you have in mind about him?Mainly like, I've been trying to figure out part of his appearance, but the snooty sound of Charles makes me think of someone too well kempt to look like much of a loser, so there's that.Anything else appearance wise about him, I kinda just thought for certain he has like... >a bowl cut kinda haircut, but with a part in the middle (I guess the best comparison would be Trunks from Dragon Ball?) (I don't think Charles is an anime fan though.)>said hair is raven black>mole on left cheek>tooth gap>I agree with the glasses, he has those. I think like, a rounded rectangular type>hazel eyes
>>9087207I'm glad she's having fun here. I'm sure this is part self-gratification and part something she does to make fun of guys since they can't grab tits whenever they want. Then again, they can grab shaft whenever they want, so they've got her on that one.Also, she's got a free hand, so she can turn the party up a notch.
>>9087211>the snooty sound of Charles makes me think of someone too well kempt to look like much of a loserCharles can always have more well kept attributes but he can also dress down. Like shorts, graphic t-shirt, socks and sandals kind of fit but his hair and glasses are well kempt since he was probably expected to keep those things looking good from his parents growing up but being well dressed didn't follow him to adulthood.>a bowl cut kinda haircut, but with a part in the middle>said hair is raven black>tooth gapI had this in mind too.>I agree with the glasses, he has those. I think like, a rounded rectangular typeAlso agree, though I imagined his glasses would be very large frames with a thin outline. But, if they're thicker, I imagine it's hard to see his pupils unless he has a strong emotional expression or cartoony reaction.>mole on left cheeknice touch!
>>9087273I like how appearance wise, we kinda both came to a pretty similar take on the guy. I suppose Charles, when used for a nerd boy, is pretty evocative of something specific. That or we tuned into the same brainwave or something, lol
>>9087001>>9087039>>9087070>>9087207How are they all so hot
>>9087663>>9087669Both of them are really cute... Bless /geek/ for existing
Don't you keel over just yet, nerds.
>>9071937This, is sadly true. I know from first hand experience. My first gf has a beard nowadays.
>>9071937And that's supposed to be a *bad* thing?
>>9089236FTMs are hot for two seconds before you realize they'd be 2000% hotter if they never became retarded, but that's not what the thread is about.
>>9071937Oh no my lobster is too buttery my steak is too juicy
Finally got a bit of free time and drew something spicy for the first time in ages, just a WIP for now that probably won't be done until we're well into the next thread tho
>>9089916Looks great anon! Cant wait to see it finished