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Anonymous

How long will I spend in jail (...) 04/26/24(Fri)23:50:15 No.31136491

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How long will I spend in jail if I violently assault my father? Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)23:50:15 No.31136491 Archived

Obviously I won't kill him, but a good beating, scar up his nose, knock out some teeth. Would I at-least not get a felony?

Anonymous
04/27/24(Sat)00:15:53 No.31136631

Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)00:15:53 No.31136631

>>31136491
First offense? You'd do a few months in jail, give or take depending on the severity. If you're unemployed with no responsibilities you should definitely do it.

Anonymous
04/27/24(Sat)00:18:15 No.31136649

Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)00:18:15 No.31136649

>>31136631
btw i dont live with him. i suppose that'd make it worse, but still not like a felony with prison time i assume?

Anonymous
04/27/24(Sat)00:35:07 No.31136729

Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)00:35:07 No.31136729

I love my dad. He's a kind, thoughtful man. He has weird ideas about some things and has said some toxic, fucked up things to me, but I know they're just projections of his own self-loathing, which stems from the way he was unfairly devalued by my extended family (his parents and siblings). He's too good for their treatment tbqh. I'm concerned he's making a mess of his life, but I care a lot about him.

My stepfather's a total piece of shit, but hurting him wouldn't prove anything. The only way to beat him is to succeed and live a better life than he ever did.

Anonymous
04/27/24(Sat)04:24:51 No.31137263

Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)04:24:51 No.31137263

>>31136491
Don't. Just put it behind you and have a successful life.