>Girl is nice to me>Do sports with her>Chat with her over a beer>She's nice and responsible>Always wants to hang out with me>She's a dyke and has a girlfriendShe would have made a good wife and a good mother. It's all so tiresome bros.
>>31535358Protip: lesbians aren't real and you can fix her
>>31535374Can a lesbian confirm this?
>>31535393They wouldn't admit it, but it's true.
NOOOO ANON! DON'T LISTEN TO >>31535374!YOU'RE GONNA END UP CREEPMAXXING! TERRIBLEFRIENDMAXXING!
>>31535358here's a wild idea: why don't you just keep her as a friend and have her introduce other hot women to you?
Inform her that her and her girlfriend are your girlfriends now.
>>31535358This. Is why. You just. Pay. Somebody.