Hey guys! I want a girlfriend, and I am here today looking for tips on how to acquire one. If one would be so useful as to write up an easy to follow step-by-step tutorial on it, that would be even better.
>>31538593It's not some claw machine that you can just keep on winning. There are no stats in the world that will help against a lack of attempts, and attempts you shall have. Stuff that makes you want to dissappear from the face of the earth, feeling like you've fallen face first onto concrete. Stuff people wen through in high-school and college is now in front of you
>>31538593This is the best place to ask for help for this, 4chan is definitely not full of virgin loner incels.
>>31538603Of course not, we're all bored out of our minds at our deskjobs trying to make it with a mortgage and a baby
>>31538593Ask one out, or her number.Start there
>>31538593Pay an escort
First we need you to define "girlfriend".
>>31538680Come on, everyone knows what a girlfriend is. Nice smell, big boobs, goth clothing, a big cock, a stable job and a beautiful smile
>>31538593Go to places you enjoy going and talk to woman, the connection will build on its own if you just live life and socialize with them. Thats all
>>31538909>just bee yourself
>>31538593Tried being born as chad?
There’s so much more to life than finding someone who will want you, or being sad over someone who doesn’t. There’s a lot of wonderful time to be spent discovering yourself without hoping someone will fall in love with you along the way, and it doesn’t need to be painful or empty. You need to love yourself first. Not anyone else. Become a whole being on your own. Go on adventures, fall asleep in the woods with friends, wander around the city at night, sit in a coffee shop on your own, write on bathroom stalls, leave notes in library books, dress up for yourself, give to others, smile a lot. Do all things with love, but don’t romanticize life like you can’t survive without it. Live for yourself and be happy on your own. It isn’t any less beautiful, I promise.
>>31539389According to the anons in >>31538691 none of that matters and everybody should have kids, apparently