i want to buy something slutty for my wife. what should i get?this was one of the first results on amazon. i’m not sure she would be down for it. she might even get mad at me for suggesting
>>31583985/adv/ is not the right place to LARP and jerk off, mate.
>>31583985>amazon
>>31583985Does your wife have the body represented in that image or is she in fact significantly less attractive?
>>31583988yep
>>31584108post her nudes so we may properly evaluate your situation
>>31583985Have you tried... asking?
>>31583985dont forget to get the XXL
>>31584152It's quite funny that Amazon tend to be 2 - 3 sizes larger than Alibaba for the same label.