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I'm not a creep about it, but I am kind of attracted to pregnant women. And I want to be clear: I'm not out to cheat or cuck, be a bull, whatever.

Assuming they're pregnant, single, otherwise available -- how does a dweeb cruise for pregnant women? Fucking Lamaze class?

5'10, 250, 35, white. Beefy if it helps. Most girlfriends have called me a bear.
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>>31683072
Just to be super clear, I'm not a bot, this is an actual person asking how to date knocked up women.

On a Wednesdday, at like 1 in the afternoon. Fuck my life.
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>>31683072
Lamaze is so skeevy lmfao. You’d have to pull some fucked up baby lie, which would turn off all women once they found out kek
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>>31683089
That's just what a bot would say.
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>>31683100
Yeah, I'm trying to be on the level here. "I have no idea how long I want to commit to this, but, like, I think it'd be fun" might work for some sliver of the pregnant lady population. At least ones looking for a one-off they never have to deal with again. Fuck knows maybe they've got enough to deal with over my dumb ass.
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>>31683108
You are completely right. I can't describe how fuckin' cursed this fetish is, man. Things I actually want sound like shit from an old TGP site.

Image related.
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Trick a woman into falling in love with you and get her pregnant. Fuck her thru every phase of pregnancy and ghost. Repeat.
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>>31683124
Without exaggeration, that makes me vomit.
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>>31683130
Sorry, doubling back: Ghosting her, let alone multiple her, turns my stomach. Possibly finding a wife who wants a kid is alright, but also means 20 years' commitment. I want to know if this thing about pregnant women SHOULD make me choose to take a wife? Does that makes sense?

Like I need to know if this means so much to me I should commit?
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>>31683167
Just a biological imperative / possibly a fetish. You need to have your shit together and actually want to settle down and raise a child with a specific woman for at least 18 years. Don’t play.
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>>31683167

I mean you could help her with morning sickness by using your cock if vomits your thing.
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>>31683213
That's exactly the trouble, I'm trying not to drag anyone along. I need to know if this is so important to me I need to restructure my life. I need to know if this is some preference, or something deeper.

The only way to know is to know. So do I just roll the dice with pregnant Tinder users?
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>>31683407
I am in no way exaggerating, if a girl showed up looking like this to a first date I'd consider proposing. I need to know if this is simpery or something else.



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